…THE BLACKEST BLACK FRIDAY
We have no black friday or cyber monday here, we not even have a Wally-World to go hog wild for a toaster, so we have to do this at home.
My mom is an inventor, like me or Gyro Gearloose. Sadly she invents non usable things and her ideas are dangerous and mostly weird. That’s the difference between me and her.
For black friday she invented SUPER SMART SHOPPING. That means, she entered a shopping site, added all the useless stuff to her cart, let the site open and went to bed. The plan was, that she only had to add the black friday code and VIOLA – 50% on all what she not needs.
At 3am our time the black friday code appeared on the site and my mom zombied to the computer. She typed in the code and…… two things happened at the same time:
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She screamed as if the house is on fire! My dad and me jumped out of my bed like rockets. Dad commented her tirade with a drowsy “mmmm-kay” and went back to my bed before the slipper-missile fired by mom hit him. I said “yeah, shit happens and btw: I must pee”.
While I wrote some pee-mails in my backyard my mom tried to grab some crap bargains, but sadly the most trashures were gone.
I’m not sure if my dad will wear pink pants, but hey, they only were 5 bucks! And before my dad goes buck-wild for the pink pants and for the gallopping consumption in our war-chest, I better inform him with a song. Music is the divine way to tell beautiful and poetic things to the heart, said Pablo Casal. Hope that works with bad things to:
Mom went back to bed, drubbed and with a funeral-face. Now she has a hangover or shop-lag and she said the whole world stinks. I agree, because I had beef for lunch with green beans and a shipping box for dessert….
HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY ALL
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Easy
Buwp, hope the shipping box went down well.yoow poow Mom, how fwustwating…mommi solves this by not shopping at all. She has no money and is just not going to wowwy about it ..she says it’s libewating in a way
Smoochie kisses
Asta
Your mommy is right, next year we will spend this day in bed :o) but after all now we are liberated too :o)
Funny stuff, it is best to leave all the crazies alone and just stay in bed 🙂 (I should talk I was one of those crazies).
We really tried to ignore it… but the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak :o) At least we have another chance on monday LOL
Wow, poor Mom (and poor Dad, too!) I’m happy to say I did no shopping yesterday ad it was great. I hope today you can all recover. 🙂
janet
It’s better to spend black friday in bed :o) but at least da has pink pants :o)
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What a black Friday and I hope you and your mom didn’t have any black eye rings after all!
~Eva
Sadly we have, Eva… at least we got a free panda make up :o)
Sorry to hear your mom didn’t get as many deals as she would have liked. We can’t wait to see your dad in his pink pants.
Millie & Walter
Me too :o) sadly it was the only color what was available, think we will have tons of fun with this pant – and all for 5 bucks, not bad huh?
Yes, we avoid Black Friday shopping like the flu. Bargains can be had, but sometimes a saving on something that doesn’t turn out useful is only for the fun of getting it. You know like a sport. Football-concussions atWalmart are not for me. :O) I bought something was a deal online; so I am not as noble as I sound. LOL
My dad said, the best bargain is to buy nothing :o) You’re right it is like sports, but sadly we had no winner last night – just pink pants :o)
Pink pants…….OMG NO Comment.
Yes, Cliff’s aunt passed on some 45 years or so ago. When she was gone they got rid of all her savings. her basement was filled with canned goods (old ones) that she got at a bargain price. LOL
Gosh easy – those pink pants may start a trend! My Dad only gets pink pants when my Mom accidentally has something RED in the white load of wash. Yes it’s happened before. As for the Black Friday shop-a-thon thing – we did NOT pawticipate in that insanity this year. We had a quiet, leftover-turkey-filled day here. That box for dessert looked like it was quite tasty – did you put some whipped cream on top????
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Maybe your dad could wear the pink pants from time to time , so my dad isn’t the only one around world? How bad that mom’s plan went awry and we got no bargain – except the pink pants :o) The box was yummy, sadly I only ate the lid..it was a red box and now my nose is pink… like dad’s new pants… we could be fahion-twins hehehehe
Aww, so sorry. You can share the $15 pants and $10 sweater I got 🙂
hahaha my mom only reads $10 and sweater and now she is ready to shop again LOL
Our Mummy did lots of shopping too. Whee thought it was funny how pleased she was getting some things. She came home with a mini santa hat for us though so it’s not all good. Whee may die from the embarrassment!
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
a santa stocking in xxl would be better I agree, humans are crazy :o)
A bleak black Friday Easy and nothing good about an empty cart ….. what a fart.
Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
hahahaha yes what a fart! Now she is pondering about another smart plan for next year….uhhhh mom :o)
OMD EASY! You have us rolling with laughter here! That sounds like something my Mom would have done! Actually Mom had TWO online orders completely disappear!! BOL! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Why some much people are online on black friday, that’s not fair. They should wait till we placed our orders :o)
we play it safe and don’t step foot out on the door on the crazy shopping days….there be way too many crazies out there 🙂
that’s true and a wise decision. sadly I had crazy people in my crib too :o)
BOL! Oh no disaster! The same thing has happened to me before…
maybe that’s the reason why they call it black friday? because so much people have a black-out?
Oh Easy. PLOL (pig laughing out loud). You said hog wild – snorts. I won’t even begin to tell you about my humans escapades right now. I’m too upset. Do you know what they did today? Shivers. They went and looked at baby piglets! The nerve. XOXO – Bacon
baby piglets? oh how cute…… do you think you will get a partner in crime?
I’m not sure. I’m a little upset listening to the talks mom and dad are having about it when they think I’m asleep. I told you not too long ago that moms maternal clock was ticking … Like a time bomb! XOXO – Bacon
My mom has such a clock too, sounds like Tick-Tock the friend of Peter Pan :o)
Yep. That thing is pretty darn loud. Someone needs to squish it. XOXO – Bacon
That sure seemed like a brilliant shopping idea. What a bummer that it didn’t work. Sadly, I think your mom is probably used to things like that hpappening to her. At least she wasn’t cursing and fist-fighting in Walmart!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
that’s the first time that I’m happy to live in ole europe without wally-world :o) hope her cyber monday plan will work :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry yore mamas blak friday shopping cart empteed itself owt!!! my mama only bawt wun blak friday thing online it wuz a training dvd for me and fortchoonatly that order went thru!!!
maybe my mom would be much happier when she had bought things for me too :o)
Oh my goodness. We hate when things like that go wrong. Isn’t all this crazy shopping fun??
It is :o) but it was such a cool plan, sadly she failed with the time window… although she is a windows user hehehe
Oh noes!! Well tell your Moms not to fret, this Monday is Cyber Monday, and I’m sure she’ll gets some purple pants for your Pops!
BTW, Ma feels for you Moms, SO sounds like a ‘plan’ she would come up with and it would end the same way! I thinks our Moms were separated at burth!! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
She works on a cyber monday plan – I’m very excited what will happen, maybe dad gets a yellow pant this time LOL.
Probably our mom’s are twins :o)
At least you got a new shipping box. We’re on leftovers, here.
yes… but it was empty like mom’s shopping cart LOL
Mom & Dad used to go out on black Friday, but no more. it has gotten way too crazy and starts too early. Bummer that your moms cart timed out on her.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Fortunately she got the pink pants hehehe, I’m excited what will happen on cyber monday in my crib :o)
Luckily our Mom was too pooped to shop on Black Friday, online or in the stores. Not worth the hassle she says. but we KNOW that she really does love a bargain, just getting too old.
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
All mom’s are obsessed for bargains…. although she still have the best bargain ever: US :o)
Hilarious.
Thanks :o) lets wait till my dad wears the pink pants :o)
Mommy chuckled over the slipper missile visual. Lol
Fortunately it was a miss ( like her whole shopping adventure lol)
Never mind, Mom will be happy when she realizes how much money she saved. 🙂
Plus there is always next year!
That’s what my dad said, the unwasted money is still a bargain. Now she plans her next campaign for cyber monday :o)
oops never mind!Tell you mum Home Made gifts are more fun!xx Speedy
That’s true Speedy and they are not pink hehehe
Oh Easy..we don’t have that Black Friday unless we burn the meat on the bbq..we have boxing day sales..mostly people dying in stampedes at stores they never shop at any other time…I think it’s perfectly fine for your dad to wear pink pants and then he can buy a caravan and start his own mobile ice-cream business..wonga for you there my friend as an assistant sprinkles and chocolate dipper… hugs Fozziemum xx
that’s a super idea, I will look for this sound-thingy what all ice cream guys have. I’m glad the black friday was only a online-event, otherwise it could end dangerous for my mom :o)
I agree Easy…could have been a Christmess…out hear the ice-cream bloke is called Mr Whippy..there was a man who had a Septic tank cleaning business and he had the music thingy on top and his business was called Mr Whiffy Bwhahahaaa 🙂 he would play the music and then the whole town knew your septic was getting emptied…pee ewwww
hahahahaha, at least all people know, that you have an empty tank, just in case they feel an urge :o) The tank-guy here always has a cigar in his mouth (for the smell) we always keep a security distance to him…
I would too Easy..it’s not for the faint-hearted….ours went one xmas eve…can you imagine the fun trying to find a dude….I was dreading the whole family up with no place to go..we wereonly on 2/3rds of an acre then so not enough space to put between us and an urge!! maybe your tank guy needs to be careful..gas and flame…kaboom..then he’d be in the you know what for sure bwahahahhaah :0
I can … we had the same adventure two years ago. My crib was full of invaders and the bathroom was out of order…. we were in deep doo-doo, literally :o) Fortunately our Mayor sent a farmer who had a tractor with a manure tank :o)
Hahhaaahahh hilarious….we were lucky to get the guy out but you know I felt obliged to engage in friendly talk with him and it’s just not fun talking to a man while the smell is in the air of meals loved and lost..he didn’t care and I think that was worse than if he had held his nose!! bwahaaahha 🙂
Oh, Easy, I think your mom is SUPER SMART but the world is just imperfect! Pink pants for your dad are spot on: If the alpha male in your crib wears pink on his head (Weimaraner-nose!), then the beta male can wear pink pants. Nevertheless, there is another solution: your mom should wash them together with dad’s black and brown socks, and VOILÁ: your dad has silver-misty-grey pants!
That’s a good idea, we will try it :o) At least I’m the boss and my nose is above, his pants are below :o)
Shipping box for desert – priceless! Poor Mum, and poor Dad with the pink pants 😦
Think I’m the winner of black friday :o)
Poor mom and dad 😛 😛
NOOOO! That must’ve been frustrating. I’ve been biting my nails watching all the deals go by, then again I suppose I saved even more money not to buy anything at all! I wachted some videos of actual black friday events…
yuk, i’d never dare go out there. Maybe to calm stores at most!
I’ve always wanted to see black friday. But maybe I shouldn’t.
Oh Easy, that must of been your Mom’s worst nightmare come true. Is she on tablets now Bawahwhahhahahhawa xxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
We actually have Black Friday here, but none of us have the courage to fight the mob of people. So, we’ll wait for a sale or pay a little more to live another year 🙂
Oh no! I bet it cheered her up when she saw how nicely you’d decorated the bed though!
Yow Easy yer poor beeleegered over frazzled timed out Mum….me cuud feel da fire as me waz reedin diz bloggie…bet she wanted to launch many slipper missellz thru da air….poor poor Hu’Mum…iz bery sad…
Glad ya got so go peez n sends um pee mailz… 😉
So much happinz at yer crib…
Lub Nylablue xx
Pee Ess: Purrleeze furgive me not gettin here sooner,,,me bin strugglin wif da stoppid Bowel disease n da Herpes Virus n da Pancreatitis…a triple header of BLEH!!
N Mum haz bin sad n over wound like a bad cloak…it bin a tuff time fer both of us….n we haz missed ya ALOT!
More Lub frum Nylablue xxx
I hope you can manage all that bad things what hurt you. I wish they had health for sale on black friday too – I would buy you a big bag, even at 3 am :o)
AAwww phankz Easy…da B12 n Pepcid injeckshunz do not hert at all..it iz da depo or Covenia dat hertz…speshelly da Covenia…phank KATGOD me not get dat too much!
Now da oral Mirtazipine doez not hert butt me doez not lime come-plyin wif da Vet n we haz to have a skieermish to get it down me throat…Dr. Dave uses hiz BIG thumb to stick pill down me throat n me can not spit it out…me must say he iz kinda tastee 😉
Oh me wuud LUB a big bag of health anytime….Black Friday…seemz now me haz ‘black n blue’ Tuesdayz to look forwerd to…..
Lube Nylablue xxx