Today I’ve got a parcel. It was from Bacon, the cute little oinker! It took
87 months a long time till the post-guy found my crib and we still worried, that it could be lost, because Bacon’s dad brought it to the post office many weeks days ago. Butt today it really came. Congratulations LA POSTE FRANCE a delivery time under ONE YEAR is a peak output.
Bacon’s parents bought a shirt for my mom and a shirt for my dad at Tybee Island! Think the tie and the bee and the eye with the heart means I love tybee island? YES, WE LOVE IT!
Bacon also added 3 Howl-o-ween packages of corn flakes, they look great and I bet they are super tasty. I always wonder why they have such cute ideas in the U.S. and here we have just any packages the whole year. Sometimes the world is hard to understand…
I found a magic powder what transforms you into a melon or something like this (I will test in on my mom tonight) and some money in the package. 101 ole dollars.
One bill even had the Euro-sign on the front, that’s probably the new worldwide-money. Maybe that’s enough to buy a ticket to U.S. ? That would be fabulous and I think a change of scenery is a very good idea, because now it came W.O.R.S.E.
My staff discovered another shirt in the parcel, but it was a suit. Now Donna Maccarona and Don Morone thought that’s a bathing suit for men. You know, such one, they wore in ancient times … He tried to put it on, but sadly someting there was wrong, because with the design on the chest his ass would be al fresco and when he would wear it vice versa then other things will be “out of doors”…and he would look like a flasher on the beach and he probably would land in the doghouse…
That was no wonder because it was a D.O.G. suit. For me. I had no words I just turned silvermistygreyred and I covered my eyes with my paws in shame.
And I took a photo. And now Don Morone can wear big sunglasses as long as he want, I will tell it the whole world:
THAT’S MY DAD! In a DOG SUIT!
At last I’ve got my suit and I think I will wear it on christmas! … butt in case we feel bored during the Holidays, I will borrow the suit to my dad, think that’s a good idea when his parents in law are there for a visit….
THANK YOU VERY MUCH BROTHER! I’M SUPER HAPPY!
… and I hope you all have a
MARVELOUS MONDAY TOO!