…THE BLACKEST BLACK FRIDAY
We have no black friday or cyber monday here, we not even have a Wally-World to go hog wild for a toaster, so we have to do this at home.
My mom is an inventor, like me or Gyro Gearloose. Sadly she invents non usable things and her ideas are dangerous and mostly weird. That’s the difference between me and her.
For black friday she invented SUPER SMART SHOPPING. That means, she entered a shopping site, added all the useless stuff to her cart, let the site open and went to bed. The plan was, that she only had to add the black friday code and VIOLA – 50% on all what she
At 3am our time the black friday code appeared on the site and my mom zombied to the computer. She typed in the code and…… two things happened at the same time:
She screamed as if the house is on fire! My dad and me jumped out of my bed like rockets. Dad commented her tirade with a drowsy “mmmm-kay” and went back to my bed before the slipper-missile fired by mom hit him. I said “yeah, shit happens and btw: I must pee”.
While I wrote some pee-mails in my backyard my mom tried to grab some
crap bargains, but sadly the most trashures were gone.
I’m not sure if my dad will wear pink pants, but hey, they only were 5 bucks! And before my dad goes buck-wild for the pink pants and for the gallopping consumption in our war-chest, I better inform him with a song. Music is the divine way to tell beautiful and poetic things to the heart, said Pablo Casal. Hope that works with bad things to:
Mom went back to bed, drubbed and with a funeral-face. Now she has a hangover or shop-lag and she said the whole world stinks. I agree, because I had beef for lunch with green beans and a shipping box for dessert….
HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY ALL