NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to Nature Furryday, hosted by da LLB Crew 

now we have the last month of the year…

… and it seems as if  all nature takes a nap too…

…from the last day of december till the furst day of january…

…it has to be wide awake to welcome a new year, right?

… and guess what? Even da smells in the air smell tired now…

…you can put your nose in all directions, butt you smell nothing than the wood fires of da neighbors…

…it wood be nice to smell something what’s tastier….

HAVE A FAB FURRYDAY AND A GOOD WEEKEND

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PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawetaton in pictures. For this week the two ginger boys picked this photo:

… beautiful isn’t it…. and we actually tried to write a beautiful poem… butt we are who and what we are so:

Once in da 50’s  some kids  were on a trip

with their teacher to da Neuschwanstein c crib.

They awwed and ohhed eggs-aggerated

while watching the beauty King Ludwig created.

They also saw were the king ate his food

and were he slept, sometimes not so good.

There was a mighty chair in that room

apart from stuff for da royal groom.

That chair had a hole in da middle

for disposing da royal  food and piddle…

And believe it or not, what all  kids saw  with amusement

there was a pile inside and it was not cement!

The tourguide was shocked as he saw that slam-dunk

and he swore to kill that dirty skunk.

and he called the crime scene cleaner for cleaning that pot

and he said sorry, but this happens a lot.

all kids had an alibi that’s being said,

and although they laughed, they were afraid.

If someone profaned da royal throne

then moral and respect are agone.

and for preventing in da future such mess

you have no longer to all things there access.

The kids drove home and during the time they forgot a lot

but not what they saw in King Ludwigs pot.

…waaah da phenny that is potty-pawetry …

…sure butt it is true pawetry, because that really happened …

… but why they grabbed not all the visitors and claimed for a poop sample?

… and why they did no dna test at all peeps who were in that castle that day? I saw that in tv, you can find the culprit within a second and you can solve any crime that way…

… I wish we had such a dna thing for our crib too…

… oh howly sh*t … I don’t think so.. that’s the last thing we need…

… even the imagination to be convicted for anything I do is as horrible as the Neuschwanstein potty crime…..

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

…the mama the mama there is something on my pillow… chase it away!

…uuuh Phenny you are such a Diva… don’t make a fuss there is still a free sofa for ya…

…butt I don’t want a place on da sofa, I want to stay on my pillow and I want it just for me…

…well then I take da place on da free sofa, if you don’t want it…

….and see, if I jump down you have even 2 free sofas…

… butt I don’t want a sofa, nor 2 sofas,  I want my pillow and guess what? I go in my bed now… bye…

…. sometimes I think that guy is a beach… literally…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

after da untasty things from yesterday we have something really tasty for ya today…

DA TASTIEST & EASIEST APPLE CAKE OF SLICE EARTH

you need: apples, milk, sugar, eggs and flour and a puff pastry you can buy in your store. the egg-sact recipe is  below in da video…

throw da puff pastry sheet in a baking mold, peel your apples and cut it in small slices and then you place it on your puff pastry…

…mix all other ingredients together and add the mix to da apples…

…throw it in your pre-heated oven and bake it for around 30 minutes… we used 190°/374 F for 30 minutes. The origial recipe says lower temperatures and just 20 minutes but it was all liquid as we tried it…

…when your cake looks golden brown and puffy it is ready…

…you can eat it warm with some vanilla ice cream or you can eat it cold… we first thought warm and  with ice cream is the better choice, but cold it is much much better!

…and here is the video from chefclub, if you want to give it a try. We think you should… it is tasty!!!

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

today we have 3 fabulous fails for you! Not only the good things sit  in trees, the mischievous too…

furst the mama welcomed the furst advent sunday with home made cookies  from a baking mix, what was gluten free, sugar free and even taste free…

…oh wait… cancel the last one they have a taste … AWFUL! BUARKS!

…we better stay away … even the smell is more than weird…

…butt the decoration and the taste are a pawfect match…

…and second:  we got our cards on saturday … fortunately my dad added our names so you will know who sent you that cards… the mama howled 87 arrrooos to the sky, butt we see it pawsitive… now you get one of the epic staff-fails for real… that’s not that  bad, right?

…and last butt maybe  least the mama saw a diy-christmas tree at POI and my dad said that is easy peasy he can make her such a tree. And we are full of hope that he can finish that oeuvre till easter… the construction collapsed while he tried to get the parts together and he discarded the project with screaming f..ya f..ing sh*t! … that means it maybe works not really like planned…

…we rather take full  cover on our pillow, it’s not smart to start with a home made tree after the f-ookies and the cards ended as such a fabulous fail… just saying…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

FFF FABULOUS NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

and welcome to FFF by Aunty Yam

and da Nature Furryday hosted by Arty and da LLB crew

… we used the  book THE FOG by James Herbert.  The book has nothing to do with John Carpenters masterpiece and the shameful remake. The prompts are fog (yeah huh?), wet   screams , system , environment , earthquake

It was the morning after the earthquake caused by baked beans with speculoos icecream  and the word was wrapped in da thickest fog… as thick as pea soup…

…as two fearless Weimaraners walked through da wet enivronment of Lake Sammy and one of the Weimaraners used his sprinkler-system to get a clear sight…

…butt suddenly he heard wild screams and he saw that the gps of da sprinkler system was out of control and he  accidentally hit  the pants of a women who was totally in the way … butt honestly the fog was as thick as mud and you can not even see the plank in front of your nut, so how can I see the things what are in the way of my windshield washer system?

…and as if the trouble and da sh*t was not even deep enough he also heard his brother barking at him like mad…

…hey pee-mail for you… ouch wait… that is a  different book or a movie or whatever…

… what shall I say… they ended piXXed and they say it is my fault. Butt I say it is the fog what made me do it … there was something inside what disturbed my shooting device … and hey at least a wet-look pants has to look  wet, right?

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRYDAY AND A GOOD WEEKEND ALL

…and last but not least… today two years ago the darkest day for the mama and the dad happened…

…and we will try to comfort  the mama a little today…

 

 

 

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddy’s Pawetaton in pigtures…

…not bad what the ginger boys found this week, right?

Oooooh to live on Sugar Mountain

and to look down on da motorized fountain.

What splashes  around there to and fro

mostly with a stop and go.

And much of them drive many laps

mostly they are yellow cabs,

to find a parking lot somewhere in da town

where you not look at a ticket with frown.

And all da passengers in that cabs

maybe think who knows perhaps

I’m faster at my destination

with using my feet butt no motorization.

…and we leave you with our national heroine vanessa, who was one of that passengers too, till Joe le Taxi brought her to a moron who dumped her… we hate ya for that Johnny!

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

look we got a chewing bone…

…. I will see if I can send that bone to my tummy in under two seconds…

… ooooh it seems I’m on the way to break my record from yesterday…

…done!!!! YAY I’m da winner!

…yeah…. butt you have no bone now…

…yes that is true… if I eat my bone I will end with none…

… right…. butt  I have one and believe it or not…

…it is suuuuuuuper tasty!

…and oooh have I told you how fuc… I mean… fabulous tasty that bone is?

…and you are boneless …..muahahahabawhahahaha….

…honestly folks… I have the temper of a rocking horse, but one day I will pee in his bed!

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

 

TRENDY TUESDEAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

here are Christian Low-butt-in and Madnolo Barkstick…

and we proudly present you the newest invention

THE SLIPPERETTE

the time you slip out of your slippers is over with the fabulous heel holder we attached to da slippers…

that invention can change the world,  it hurts like da stinkin’ hell when you step next to da slipper with your heel….

what? no standing ovations? no medal of honor? no academy award?

just a F…thank you? oh my… ungratefulness makes da world go round…

HAE A TRENDY TUESDAY ALL

 

MISCHIEF MOANDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

I see nothing…

something really weird happened in our crib…

…suddenly da big pillow eggs-ploded and there were a gazillion of eps pearls what flew through our crib like bullets…. because they are from polystyrene, they are statically  charged and they stick on people and pets like sh*t on da butt of a sheep.

help… it sticks on my paws like glued…

technically there is no other way than to burn your crib down. no broom&dustpan nor count  vaccula can do the trick, because the little pearls fly around with every move you make, every breath you take…

the mama took her clothes off and started with picking them up with her nekked paws…

this is a furmily friendly bog, sorry…

…she felt like cinderella but hoped that no doves will come to the rescue, with their wings they would cause much more mess…

after 3 hours she caught the most of the pearls and the other ones wo hid deep in da carpet were killed by a small count vaccula…

The mama was in nuclear meltdown mood and there where many words what rhyme with muck, butt start with a different letter…

Neither da Nelly nor me have a clue what actually happened to that  big pillow and we decided to remain silent till our lawyer is here…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL