to Nature Furryday
we start with something purple, because purple is a must….
…then something white….
…and white a while there is more…
…in pink…
..and in red….all for Rosie…
…and because summer is there, it is that time of the year again….
… we ponder if we can stay on our sofa till winter, that ticks are crazy this year…
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
…let’s take a ride…
If you sit in something thin
then make sure your butt fits in.
If not, then maybe you get stuck
and you think, oh! what the f…
It’s not comfy and a real farce
if someting sticks furever on your arse…
… while we’re on it… da ya think my butt looks fat in that photo?
…. ummmm… a gentledog never tells…. but let’s say you should donate your yogurt to a hungry pup aka moi today…
WHAT?! … dream on dude… I want your blooood!
Never waste any time, you can spend sleeping.
-Frank H. Knight-
…do you think she is pixxed now that there is no room for her? … who knows… I don’t move….. Me neither…
…look what da Nelly is up to….
… he is in a total hunting mode..and that moment he knows no friends nor brothers….
….and there we have da object of desire… hell-mut…
….seems he needs help huh?… the MAAAAAAMAAAA look what da Nelly does!!!!
…dang da Phenny Iscariot! ..what? I only helped you to be a good boy today……
.. dude.. I hear something…. yeah me too….
…it came from the outside of our garden and there was a tractor…
and we saw a giant saw what wrecked our hedge….
…the noise was so barbaric, that da Nelly nearly swooned…
…. it was made by a guy the mama found on da street last week …. she saw how that saw killed da hedges and she immediatly called our dad, so he could bring that guy with the scary ride home…
…the mess was barbarian too… the same amount is also on the inner side of that hedge, so we have to drive to the dumping ground 87 times or so… but it went fast and no one has to climb on a ladder and the toy hedge trimmer we have, is anyway not able to cut that thick branches… the mama said no matter where or how she will be buried once, the main thing is to write fuck u on her stone that no one will plant this awful devilish cherry laurel on her furever parking lot, or she will haunt that evildoer for all eternity…. it was high time to cut that jungle, we missed the cutting last year because the dumpster was in lockdown and then we had more berds in that hedge than mr. hitchcock had in his movie. The mama said we wait till da berds leave their nests and fly away … and for that she nearly got da flying license from da neighbors because that billions of berds bombed all cars and da court what’s not ours… now it is done and we hope peace is back but not da berds…
…. raise and waddle you ole drama queen… the saw-monster is gone….
…yeah…. but we lost our job as hedge fond managers…. who cares let’s become pensioneers now…
to Nature Furryday
..furst we have da horses who horse around and enjoy the fresh green grass…
…and then that old lady who is a little off track…
…. and this guy who maybe is a hedge hog?
…. and now we ponder where we can find a rose for Rosy….
aaah.. there they are in a pretty pink color…
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
… that looks promising, right?
If you are little, but your will is big,
then say loud what you want, that is the trick.
Like a girl who wanted to eat pudding, a whole bowl
that’s good for the tummy and also for da soul.
a granny-chocolate pudding came to da little brat
and it screw up it’s face and that was that.
I don’t like chocolate-stuff , I rather like vanilla!
screamed da little getling through da villa.
da granny prepared vanilla for da little queen
and then something happened you never have seen.
the kidlet hopped to da kitchen rack
where cocoa was storaged in a big yellow sack.
and it stirred a lot of that sweet brown stuff
in da vanilla pudding that is no bluff…
da granny laughed, maybe involuntarily
and said well… every human is different silly.
and she wished da little rugrat the same funny kids
like she was , that the jacket fits.
but instead to deal with future grownups,
the girl now lives with two fabulous pups.
… such spoilt kids deserved to be send to a coalmine… honestly….
…what? oh yeah sure.. immediately…
-Henry David Thoreau-
… it this case we saw Hell-mut da tortoise, but there is no way to get’em
…look the mama made a Tiramisu…
…at least she tried. Butt because she fears calories more than the devil, she tried it with yogurt and totally castrated cream… you will guess what happend, it was as liquid as pure water and not useable to hold da ladyfingers together… so she used her lady fingers and a spoon and because a diet-tiramisu is a mission impossible…and apart from that to use no fatty stuff and no sugar is also an untasty idea…
… but every fail has a benefit…there was more for us
has anyfurbuddy an idea what happened?
.. why our pictures are half&doubled?
…is that a secret feature a camera has?
…or will that happen if you have your fingers too long on the button?…it’s a miracle… and we ponder what could happen there…
…but it’s definitely NO miracle what happened here… the perfect anonymization via clumsy dad finger…
