easyblog SPECIAL SATURDAY

Hell-o,

today we have a special day… it’s the furst anniversary of the hell-bow.

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We decided to stay at home, we anyway have a wild storm outside….

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I made some cupcakes to cheer her up today, because she still has eye-ritis and last night we saw  that her ear and her neck turned red too… so eye-ritis and ear-itis. She got a cream with anti-pee-otics and the redness should be gone after some days…

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…it’s ok momma, you can eat it … I included some healing Weim-spit, bet that will help ya…

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HAPPY HELLBOW-VERSARY MOM

 

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Hell-o,

we are back from our bug-mission and I can tell ya, that was  a special one…

My dad climbed on that pine tree with a ladder what  he pimped with a plastic box… then they used a telescope clipper what was too short, so he had to disimprove it  too. Sadly after the pole was longer, he couldn’t reach the trigger-rope… but he fixed that with a piece of an ole dogs leash…

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With that pawfect and pawfessional equipment, he could remove the branch with the root of the evil. My mother couldn’t take photos, because SHE HAD TO HOLD THE LADDER AND THE DAD! More symbolic, of course, because in a case of a dad-crash, she would be as useful as a fart in a jacuzzi…

Nevertheless the branch was off and my daddy burnt it in the back yard…

Butt….

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…. can you imagine that? not even a hellfire can beat that evil…IMG_1115

… some things are so darned bad even the devil will not take it…

After that they  used a whole bottle of Raid and my dad sacrificed his last bottle of lighter fluid for another auto-da-fè. The fire still burns so I’m not allowed in the back yard. But this time they beat the evil….

VICTORY! HA!

…sadly  VICtory and VICtim start with the same letters and here is ours:

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My momma!  While my dad worked in that tree  a lot  of dirt from the cocoon  came down on her and caused an eyeritis. And because she is my Ma the dogtors call that Ma-dras eye… Her  left look-o-mator is swollen and red, so she has to treat it with compresses now.  She has to stay away from books, compawters and tv to pawtect her peeper, so I’m her service dog and tell her what goes on in TV…. that’s a lot of work, butt as long as she finds the plug-in  for greenies with one peeper, I’m fine with that…

HAVE A GOOD FURRYDAY ALL

easyblog TURBULENT THURSDAY

Dear Friends,

my mother just came back from her weekly moneeh-shredding grocery shopping and guess what? She bought me a Valentines gift… and she gave it to me immediately…

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ist that a bowl?… it’s even a super-bowl I think …

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butt I have to admit, that it looks pitiful with just one treat inside, right? So I hope later she will fill it to the brim  with tasty stuff…probably to keep me in my crib, while she and dad have to do a weird job… because of that:

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Pine processionary moths…. EEEEEW!

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… and more of that scary stuff….

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…there is no end in sight… and in our tree there is a giant nest of this vermins, the long row was just the vanguard.   They are dangerous, because of their hairs, what cause skin rashes and eye irritations when you come in contact with them… and they wreck  the trees… Therefore my dad has to climb in our high pine tree today to cut the branch with the nest and then we will have an auto-da-fé….

And because my mother remembered  some happenings of the past, she bought something for my dad today too…

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…it looks totally stupid, I know, butt I think that’s a useful thing to protect his nut when he climbs on that tree like a monkey…

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… and I hope he will wear it from now on when he works on new diy-disasters… Hell-mut wears a helmet for his whole life and that can be the secret that tortoises live for 250 years, right? Sadly my dad still have some doubts… so I ask you:

Is this guy a candidate for a helmet or not?

Here is the poll:

I will do my best to waddle through Blogville today, as soon as the staff is back from moth-mission… or I will be back  tomorrow …

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL

easyblog WILD WEDNESDAY

Hell-o,

guess what?

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yes. And this time he brought a giant box…. and I wondered why my mother grabbed it and brought it upstairs as fast as a lightning…

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The box said Lucky-Z and that sure sounds like dog food, right? And while she looked for a scissors I opened the box the Weim-way…

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…butt suddenly that box fell apart and there were a lot of smaller boxes inside… probably the postman delivered  a pregnant box what delivered  small boxlings on my bed…. or maybe that is a nesting doll game for tree huggers?

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I made some holes in that boxlings immediately to look if there are maybe more boxlings inside, butt…

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…after I checked all that boxlings, I only found boots and shoes there… WTF-urs! My mother said they all are hers and she needs them…. come on, she has only two feet and she isn’t such a millipede-thing, why she needs so much claw-sheaths? That’s absurd…

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… and then I’ve found a paper between all that claw-sheaths… and… woooooooah!!!! … woman, I have no crystal ball, butt I can see that your future looks gloomy….

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Wanna bet? ….Dad! DAAAAAAA….

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….ummmmpfff …. oh a Greenie…. nom…nom…nom…

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You need help  Imelda woman…. seriously…. Butt today is your lucky day… because I’m there and I will help ya…

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Furst we have to remove that bill…

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… you are weird, butt you are my mother, so I will eat that evidence mmm-kay?

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…and now we have to remove that claw-sheaths… shall I eat it too?

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Not? … ok, ok… then we do it the hard tour and hide that stuff in the wardrobe…

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… Viola done… the  crime scene is cleaned… let’s say 3 Greenies per day and we sing the same song… if not… I sing that song to dad…

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btw: my mother is not a millipede nor a money-waster, she is  actually eggs-actly the o-paw-site… beclaws: if she orders a whole box full of claw-sheaths she is qualified for free shipping and the postman brings that box, including the boxlings to her for free….so she saved 9.90 bucks… isn’t she the humanoide piggy bank on two legs AND a genius?  ***

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*** I was compensated with a natural chew  for this statement

HAVE A GOOD WEDNESDAY ALL…

… and if you need someone who can keep a secret for 3 Greenies, you can call me….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

easyblog TORTURE TUESDAY

Hell-o,

today I had my annual torture-the-pup-and-get-moneeh-for-that-appointment.

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I saw dark clouds on the sky as we entered the parking lot of the chamber of tortures…. and if you ask me the vet-sign looks like the sinner-cross of an execution place… just saying…

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My dad jumped in to announce our arrival and I jumped in the front room of the car to escape immediately from that place…

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Unfortunately my dad grabbed the key before he left the Elephant Skate,  so a french leave with screaming wheels was not possible… arrgh!

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… two minutes later I landed on the table of torture… and the vet checked my ears, eyes, paws,claws,  teeth,  the ding, the dong, the ding-dong and the dingel-di-dong…

and from now on without photos, because my dad and my mom had to join the wrestling crew …

Butt to the facts:

Everything is ok

I’m a mighty Weimaraner, they needed 4 humans to hold me down….

I’ve got my shots

My nails are done

My weight is  39 and somewhat ~ 86 lbs

I spat on my mommas jacket

I peed on the door of the vet

My dad paid the bill

My mother feels shame

The vet is exhaused

And I’m back at home…

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…and I feel shame too that I was such a bugger... I’ve got a treat and look for the crumbs what fell down…

HAVE A GOOD TUESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o

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to my furst product review … and hell-o to the epic fail …

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The plan was to show ya something the most of ya will know and a lot of ya like it…

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GREENIES! yeah!

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… and I also want to show ya something my mother found in her junk store.

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Furst we planned to install my product-review-booth on my bed…

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BON VOGAGE MOM!

…that was a wise decision as you can see and it was MY IDEA… just saying… and efurrybuddy can see now that she is too fat for that booth…

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Then we made a video, butt sadly this went completely awry. Furst the cam filmed sidewards, although no one said that it has to do that. Second  we have no sound, either the cam furgot that or my mother dind’t say anything. And third, the Weimaraner wouldn’t wait for the Greenie … For your amusement we sent it to youtube anyway and you can see it here…


We also did some photo’s, they are also without sound, but honestly… needs a Greenie any words? They are TASTY and good for our teeth… but don’t furget to have an eye on your furfriend who eats a Greenie to make sure that no big parts will be swallowed… and apart from that it is heartwarming somehow to see that your beloved furkid enjoys something, right? RIGHT.

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And now:

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER

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Bottom Line: a Greenie is worth that a mom rides through the wildest storm in her Elephant Skate like a witch on a broomstick. It’s also worth to drop all groceries and stuff she bought immediately as she came in to rummage around in 87 bags before the Weimaraner has to do that  till she found the bag with the Greenies. And it’s absolutely worth to ignore all that mess and the thawing frozen stuff to give your beloved furkid a Greenie furst.

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Now to something what led to an endless discussion in my crib. It’s a pen…. yeah duuuuh…

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butt not any pen, this pen has a retractable sheet , what you can use as a notepad

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or in case you have to do a test, they suggest to use it as a cheat sheet…

I still ponder about the Bon Voyage print on that pen, it probably means that you can buzz off to nowhere when you use it, because they will catch you immediately and kick you out…

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Nevertheless my mother thought that’s a brilliant invention, because you always have a pen and a sheet at hand. Sadly the harmless request of my dad, she please should show him how she can write  with a pen on a sheet whats attached on that thingy, led to a panel discussion for 87 hours…

She still thinks that he is a caveman not able  to understand the effect of a simple ball pen   and he thinks she has a screw loose…

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Probably both are right, I don’t know, butt I sure know that you can have tons and hours of fun with a thingy you bought for 30 cents…. with our own moneeh like the Greenis what were on offer for 2.99 euro’s.

We will try to make it better next time… and I think we need a bigger booth… maybe my mom can write that with her brandnew pen on that sheet, so she will not furget it..

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

easyblog TIME FOR SOME…

... STUART

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As long as furever

I will stay by your side

I’ll be your companion

your furiend  and your guide…

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Inspire your heart wiff Stu-Art

a blog-hop hosted by Ranger the Scottie to honor our Scottie pal Stuart…

easyblog EASY TO COOK

Hell-o and welcome

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in my kitchen.  Because this is my furst kitchen post, I decided to prepare something special… a meal from things what have to go or what are leftovers or cabinet huggers…

I call this creation:

Efurry way leads to Rome even via New Zealand , United Kingdom, Germany  & France…

… if you ignore the GPS-girl and if you have a sense of direction like a mole… or like my daddy

it contains entree& dessert

we have:

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4 ole tomatoes, a pack tortellini, filled with mozzarella and tomatoes, baking mix for sponge, balsamico, milk, pudding  powder and two eggs… birds cream topping, sponsored by Mollie, a truckload of kiwi’s we got  from a neighbor and some spices and things we found somewhere in my kitchen. This is a kind of FREESTYLE COOKING, so we did efurrything by guess and by gosh

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also on board  some almonds what better should be pine nuts, but we sadly furgot the magic spell of the transformation, honey, pink pepper and another bottle of balsamico because the furst one was nearly empty. Not in the picture a leftover from  Meule de Savoie cheese,

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and a small piece of butter what’s in the freezer butt I don’t know why… I just read it at a recipe… and it doesn’t kill me to place it there… so why not..

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Soooo… now let me ponder if we have all things… yep… we have… so let’s go…

Normally that tortellinis are ready to eat you have them just to warm in hot water or in the micro wave… but that’s muck, I will try to make it tastier or at last I can show you how you waste 2.5 hours in the kitchen to get nothing at the end than ole pre-cooked tortellinis…

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furst warm up that tortellini stuff in a pot with seeding water and put it in a kitchen strainer where it can drip off

It’s sadly not possible to prepare the dessert while cooking that tortellini’s, because the package said 2 minutes… crap…

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…butt anyway we can do that after the two minutes. We prepared the sponge  according to the instructions, while using the two eggs and some water and put it in a cake pan.  Then we threw it in the oven for 20 minutes. While the cake is in the oven we peeled that kiwi’s what was a challenge, because that buggers were as  small as radishes… Then we prepared a simple pudding with the pudding mix and the milk what we smeared on the meanwhile ready baked and downcooled  sponge cake thing. On top of that pudding we placed the kiwi’s we only had to halve… and as the highlight of all we used the rest of the milk to prepare that berds cream topping  to throw it on the kiwi’s.

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The cake is ready and can go to the fridge for 87 hours…

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then we cut the almonds in pieces and roasted them, while my mom used an asparagus peeler to get small strips from the Meule the Savoie… Gruyere is better, but that’s a leftover-menu…just saying…

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while she cut  the cheese I opened the window put the balsamico in a cook pot and let it simmer till the balsamico became  gluey…

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that needs a while so I chased the almond pieces away from the pan and roasted the tortellini’s with some butter spray on low heat…

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while I smashed some of that pink pepper thingies, to threw it into the balsamico glue  I added the icy cold piece of butter to let it melt in the hot stuff, while I threw the tomatoes I cut in small pieces before in that pot too…

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after the butter melted away like that wicked witch, I grabbed the tortellini’s, threw them on two plates, covered it with  the strips of  Meule de Savoie, poured the balsamico-glue over efurrything and decorated it with the roasted almonds…

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one last sniff if efurrything is ready… it is… so:

APAWS APAWS FOR CHEF EASY!

DIG IN!

… oh wait the cake… it needed  87 hours and as I checked it the berds cream was still liquid…

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… but anyway, I want to finish that post today, so they have to eat it… liquid or not…

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… and if you ask me the dripping topping gives it the special something… right? right.

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Burn candles not your paws… your CHEF EASY…

 

 

 

 

easyblog BLAST FROM THE PAST

Hell-o

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to a new epawsode of

Bacon’s SHOW&TELL

this time Bacon asked for something embarrassing what has happened…

That’s not Easy for me… hey, where shall I begin? And who will read a post with 87 million words? Difficult, huh?

Butt I remember something what happened many many moons ago as my momma was in her furst year of school. Once  she saw one of the chicken of her grampy who carried a rooster on its back. My momma ran to her grandparents and showed them that weird happening…

Her granny tried to disarm the situation with a lot of “ummm’s” and “a-humm’s”  and with a fox-fire-red head she said maybe the rooster is tired, because he is the first  up in the morning and therefore the chicken is so nice to carry him back to the stable…

Butt her grampy who stayed always with the truth, eggs-cept when he lied,  said that chicken has to carry the rooster to get little chicklets once.

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WHAT? Bummer! My momma immediately told that to her friend and the same minute both girls decided never to have chicklets…That’s too much effort to carry someone on their back for hours or maybe forever, right? The howly promise was sealed with their blood what they got with shredding their pointers via ox…. and the weird thing is that both girls stick with that promise  till today… although they now know that they  haven’t to carry a guy on their back… they just  have them around their neck….

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Humans are crazy, huh?

 

 

 

 

easyblog THANKFUL THURSDAY

Hell-o,

Guess what?

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YEP.

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He brought an envelope… from Frankie&Ernie! It came all the long way through the snow from Pen-silly-vania! And I said:

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

There was a green letter:

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…and then there was something I can put on my window…

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Get your claws off… I can do that with my own paws … and while we’re on it, that’s not the window, that’s the door…. just saying…

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Viola! …and there we have it, it says:

EVOL SAKEM A ESOUH A EMOH

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Wow that’s a magic spell in elvish like in that Lord Of The Rings right?

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Duuuuuh! You have to  read it from outside and it says Love – Cabbagehead – makes a house a home.

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…and after my mother took a photo from sidewards to get no mirroreffect  the cabbagehead disappeared and now efurrybuddy can read it:

LOVE MAKES A HOUSE A HOME

Yes. that’s true and that’s beautiful… isn’t it?

Many Thanks to the Dachshund Brothers Frankie & Ernie and their Humans!