easyblog BLAST FROM THE PAST

Hell-o,

to a new epawsode of Bacon’s SHOW&TELL…this time Bacon asked for an all time favourite toy. It  is not really a common toy, butt it  was the thingy  the mama spent a lot of time with… the thingy  she needed when she was sad or when she felt alone.

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THE SWING

it was a simple swing, but for the mama it was not just an old boring swing, it was the carriage of a princess in her imagination or a racecar…butt  mostly it was  a funfair ride in her imagination, with mach-2 speed what never stopped and if she closed her eyes and swung to and fro like crazy it was like sitting in such a ride fur her…

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The greatest dream of the mama was to be one of this wild guys who grabbed the fare while the twister or sizzler  or waltzer carousel was at full speed… oh how often she watched this guys and applauded when one of them jumped down from the ride eggsactly in front of the paybooth… and wistfully she watched the ad what was sometimes placed on that funfair rides:

NEEDED: YOUNG MAN TO TRAVEL WITH…

Till one day where she pinched her a$$-cheeks together and asked the owner of such a ride, if he would hire a girl too… maybe a girl like her?

That funfair guys are not known for delicate manners and so the guy said chrrrachkrrrch and  spat on the floor  and then he said:

Sure I can hire a girl like you  too… butt not now… you better  come back if you have two big  airbags…

The mama went home and waited for that airbags, they are important for such a bolt job and while waiting she swung on her swing and saw herself as the furst female funfair cashier of the world…

Sadly the dream of the mama never came true… furst she still has no big airbags and just between us, there is not much hope that something happens on that front in her high age… and second, the plan B ,  to get her own ride and to become funfair ride owner failed because of the illiberality of her pawrents who bought her just a frog green Ford Fiesta but no funfair ride…

Butt there is still the swing what patiently  waits on the attic of her pawrents for a girl what has big  dreams but no big  airbags…

HAVE A GOOD TUESDAY ALL

 

easyblog MEMORIAL MONDAY

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HAVE A GOOD MEMORIAL DAY ALL

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY…

… on SUNDAY

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on multiple request I will reveal the secret why it isn’t smart to light a cigarette with a toaster… butt furst:

WARNING

The following post features a stunt performed by an i.d.-odd under the supervision of  bigger i.d.-odds. Accordingly the writer of this post must insist that no one attempt to recreate of re-enact this stunt or any activity pawformed on this blog.

Soooo… there was the mama, smokenatious to the max with a cigarette and a non-working lighter…. and because  the staff only smokes outside of my crib and it is a long way to Tipperary a new lighter, she decided the toaster can be a kind of a lighter too…

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…she started the toaster, waited till it was glowing red inside and bowed her head to thread the cigarette with  her mouth in the toaster slot….

… sadly the mama miscalculated the length of a cigarette in relation  to her nose and she touched the hot toaster thing with the tip of her sniffer… that was the furst fail…

AAARRRRROOOOOO!

….and that was the next  fail AAARRRROOOO! has too much vowels and so the cigarette left her mouth and landed in the toaster…

Oh man!

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What we know now:

It’s praiseworthy to celebrate Rednose Day, but efurrybuddy  knows that you can get a red nose at Walgreens for $$1.00, so the effort was too much even when it looked priceLESS.

A toasted  filter of a cigarette stinks more than all 7 hells together.

We need a new toaster.

The mama wants another nosejob to get a toaster-conform sniffer.

We will sue Philip Morris  for false advertising, because the box said:

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… that’s NOT true. She  got no impuissance butt  a branding on her nose. And that was NOT written on that box!

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HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY ALL

 

easyblog FOOD FURRYDAY

Hell-o,

last week LEXI asked for some tricks how to get more treats…

I pondered a while and here is my idea:

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FURST: use your SADDEST puppy look for 87 hours, no matter if they hug or pet you – look like the furry  sadness on four legs…

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SECOND: start a panel discussion about an intellectual  topic like quantum physics or why it is not smart to light a cigarette with a toaster (right mom?) when  there is something in TV they want to see…

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THIRDLY: switch immediately to sad puppy look when they start to scold… butt don’t furget to defense your dignity with blowing them a raspberry…

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…and VIOLA! … sausage  approaching…

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…. and on the landing strip to  my 7 stomaches…

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… DONE!… the eagle sausage has landed…

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MISSION COMPLETED!

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… butt don’t forget to clean your snooter after getting a treat… best with your mamas blanket…

… and if you want to know how to  get their food, I have a video tutorial for you …

HAVE A FAB FURRIDAY ALL

easyblog SHOP TILL YOU DROP

HELL-O

to a new epawsode  of Fozziemum’s and Bacon’s SHOPPING AROUND THE WORLD

this time Bacon gave us cartè blanche for any foodables, so I made Easy’s dirty paws salad and a Cream Estate.. or Easy-state

we need:

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salad hearts 0.99 eur/$$1.11, cream lite 0.49 eur/$$0.55, Gouda 1.59 eur/$$ 1.78, Balsamico cream 1.99 eur/$$ 2.23, Strawberries 1.69 eur/$$1.90 (but poorest quality), chicken breast in slices 1.05eur/$$ 1.18, mix for cream estate 1.99 eur/$$ 2.23, also one tomato and some butter  from my stash and 1 package of Knorr Salatfix italian style imported by my grandpawrents

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furst we prepare the cream, because it has to wait in the fridge for a while.  I mixed some liquid butter with some dirt from my back yard the crumbs what were in that package.

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Then I filled that mix in two glasses…

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Then I mixed the cream lite with the powder what also was in that package.

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I added the miserable looking strawberries and the cream to that glasses, topped it with some dirt crumbs and…

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VIOLA – READY!

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While the mama laved  the salad and ripped it in pieces

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I cut the cheese.. yes… that stinks ginormous… pawfect…

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And then I added one slice of that chicken breast to my daddy’s salad bowl..

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… or better a half one, that’s enough…  the other part  landed in my 7 stomachs…

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then I added some tomato slices…

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and  some fresh basil and as sidedish a thick slice of bread…

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At last  I added the    Knorr Fix and the Balsamico cream…READY!

DIG IN!

PUPDATE

We are back, but they say there maybe will be problems and interruptions till saturday. The provider blamed everything on telecom who own the lines.  So we try to do our best to visit as much blogs as we can…. it isn’t only the problem that WE have no internet connection, the ATM’s and everything what needs the cyberspace is out of order too :o(((((

A word about shopping in France:
The mama went grocerie shopping yesterday. She came back early and she brought a lot of moneeh back. If wimmen bring moneeh back from shopping, something is wrong, if THE MAMA comes back with moneeh it is the end of the world as we know it.
Since some days we have a strike here. It’s  for  moneeh, like always, because moneeh is friggin’impawtant. For all other problems we color our facebook avatars or we are Charlie for one day , butt for moneeh there is no limit. The gas depots are blocked by trucks, so some gas stations had to close and after waiting for hours in a line as long as an anaconda we get 20 liters (not even 6 gal.) per car. And no, it makes no sense to drive to another gas station, till you find one what’s still open the 20 liters are gone and you end with only 20 liters again. And there are the waiting lines everywhere … so this way is not possible. Not if you have a life next to waiting at gas stations. In the stores we were greeted by empty shelves and the staff there makes an early inventory, the timing fits, so they have not much to count. It currently totally rocks to live in France or in europe generally. Butt it’s for moneeh and we have to feel solidary with the transport unions , even when they give a monkeys f*rt on the people who are so darned spoilt that they want to eat and as if that is not enough they even want to drive the short distance of 18 miles with a car instead to use their feet…how outrageous! Butt dear truck drivers, taxi drivers and unions, I haven’t caused all this sh*t, I don’t want not one cent of your overtime surcharge and I never plopped my a$$ in an uber car…so you better park your trucks in front of that E-lies-see booth and there you can mess up the day of Mr. Flan. That would be justice and I would support you… in any way…
I only want to know ONE THING: why our internet provider was on strike too? Is it because of the data transfer and therefore they are in the transport union too?
Butt anyway, let’s eat cake if we have no bread, right?

 

 

 

easyblog TROUBLE TUESDAY

Hell-o….

… while the staff was busy with painting my crib…

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… I was busy too…

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… the mama said I’m bad…. yes… maybe…

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… butt I think I’m not the only one who did bad things…. SHE! is  better… or BADDER

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… and to cover Barbies Last Will with Electric Orange is also not really good… just saying…

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… butt whatever… SHOE MUST GO ON… right?

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… even when orange is not really the new black…

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… and even when you try to disarm  the biohazard-orange with white  paint…

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… it always looks like a textmarker orange …

The mama is not really happy with the color, butt  a bucket of paint, store-mixed in your favorite color  with 25 liters (6.6 gal.) is 79 euros($$88.60). And we would need two buckets. So the mama said that’s way toooo much… it’s just  simple wall paint, and not the famous stuff  the Rolling Stones used to paint all red doors black…

HAVE A COLORFUL  TUESDAY ALL

On a pawsonal note:

If you can, please help Lexi to win her fight against the big bad C.  Her bestest boy Noodle  started a GOFUNDME to help  Lexi to pay the bills for her treatment…

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gofund.me/HelpLexiToday

 

 

easyblog GONNA DRESS YOU UP…

… FOR WHITLEY…

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…all over, all over…

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Gonna dress you up for WHITLEY

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…all over your body…

thaaaanks Madonna for the lyrics

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… butt friends that stays  between us, that I wore a dress, ok?

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HAVE A STYLISH MO(A)NDAY ALL

easyblog FURRYOUS FURRYDAY

Hell-o,

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the mama started a new diy-project yesterday….

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… yep I haven’t to mention that it ended in a disaster… that’s always inclusive …

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the hallway what should get a dark and warm wine red looks screaming pink now,  like painted with a textmarker…

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… and the fly-screen my dad installed ended also not like eggs-pected… it keeps the flies out and us too…

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The mama said she can’t stand this color and she will start again today…

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So I think I’m better outta here and  spend the day with my TWO visitors….

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… please hop over and spend a funny day with me and my guests, before we all turn into Barbie with that screaming shame-mingo pink…

HAVE A GOOD FURRYDAY ALL

 

easyblog NEARLY WORDLESS BUTT…

… NOT SILENT WETNESDAY

Yes, it’s a WETnesday here, we get one eggs-treme  shower after another… butt nevertheless the mama maneuvered the Elephant Skate Ark to the town and bought groceries… and look what I’ve got:

it’s a squeaking  bottle with doggy beer….

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…and I said…

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

I brought the beer bottle immediately to my bed…

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…just in case I will end  plastered  when I eat open it…

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…oh wait, wait, wait… I said it is a squeaking bottle, right? … that means we need sound… Turn up the volume to the max and enjoy!

hehehehe… great, huh?

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…the mama said she was happy like never before as I opened that thingy ….

HOWLELUJAH!

HAVE A GOOD WEDNESDAY ALL!

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

we still have to work  in my backyard and there are a lot of things what need an autodafé…

Therefore we got a steel barrel…

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… if you ask me the label sounds promising…

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… and we have the furst signs of nuclear meltdowns…

The dad said it was for free and we have to be happy….Butt I say FEAR MR. BURNS BEARING GIFTS….

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL