easyblog THANKFUL THURSDAY

HELL-O,

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guess what? I’m a WONDER-WEIM…

Yesterday the mama saw that I hurt my dew claw…yep… again!

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…she took a photo to send it to the vet for the definition of urgency…

…and suddenly….

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… uhoh!  said the mama the whole dogs falls apart!

…. well not really …. but under that broken claw a new one grew what looks like brandnew…

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…isn’t that great? A miracle. No vet. No car ride. No circus.  I’m a WONDER-WEIM.

Apart from wonders in my crib we yesterday had the first release of

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST  WASHER DOOR

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…not really a candy date for the Academy Awards, but it had some funny moments, specially the wild curses were very creative…

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… and the WONDER-WEIM wonders in what language the loading flap is named  INDES(H)IT… probably rude-lish…but it makes sense … even when they furgot the “H”

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HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL

easyblog WORDY WEDNESDAY

THE IN-FLEA-ENCE OF SOCIAL MEDIAS…

… can be mighty, I tell ya…

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… so there I was , wandering through Fartbook, as I saw Gambler J.Stancer smiling to the world with i-scream around his mouth…

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MAAAAAMMMAAAAAA!!!!.. I want I-scream too… look here G-man got I-scream , so I need I-scream too… immediately!!!

The mama offered me a a small jar, called BIG milk, what is a fat lie, because that jar is as “big” as a sparrows poop, butt I will not complain, even small things can take a while and so I started to eat my i-scream…

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…nom nom nom…

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…10 minutes later….

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…2,5 hours later….

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… 87 hours later…

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… ok… hurrrghawkarumphflopp-plopp -whap… done!

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….aaaah that was great…

Now I can go back to FARTBOOK….

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ooooh CAKE! …..yum yum yum!  ….MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMAAAAAAA!!!…..

HAVE A GOOD WEDNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

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today I have a special guest for MISCHIEF MOANDAY and I proudly present the jinx of the weekend:

THE MAMA!

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while waddling  barehooved through my backyard she stepped on a bee.  With her bush fire swatters she smashed the poor buzz-thing what sat in the grass minding it’s own buzz-iness. That’s super bad bee-havior and the bee-nalty followed swiftly… the bee felt bee-ved and bee-netrated the planta bee-dis  of the mama….

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… the foot  bee-came a ball and therefore it was a football and the mama and the football had to lay on my bed for  the rest of the day… Thanks to Mollie for the idea with the vinegar, that helped for the swelling and bee-cause we used bloody red Balsamico, the hoof looked fabulous cre-bee!

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It’s fortunately much much bee-tter today, after we removed the sting, the ho-ho-horrible wound is now a small red dot. And the time of sou-beer in bee-d and ice cream served by dad for such bee-nut-ouchies  are over… over, mama… O.V.E.R.!

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Now to something serious, to make sure that I haven’t forgotten one of the tuneful farters and  to make sure aol didn’t eat a mail, I will list the names of the com-bee-titors and if you sent a pic, but aren’t on the list, please scream, bark, meow or buzz as loud as you can, so we can start a  big search operation…

01 DOC

02 MADI

03 MURPHY

04 STANLEY

05 DOUGIE DOG

06 CASEY

07 JESSIE

08 EMMA

09 JACK

10 TRICKY

11 WYATT

12 FRANKIE

13 ERNIE

14 BAILEY

15 LEE

16 PHOD

17 SAMMY

18 SARGE

19 KALI (KITTY)

20 SHOKO

21 LEAH

22 KALI (DOGGY)

23 JASPER

24 NELLIE

25 ITAI

26 ROXY

27 DUI

28 BELLA

29 MILLIE

30 WALTER

31 ARTY

32 BUDDY

33 BERT

34 BERTIE    

35 SKYLER BRAVEHEART                 

Please bark/meow/tweet/hiss me a line if your pic is MIA, so my dad can start to fart make the noises tomorrow , by now I have no idea how he will do that, butt I bet a truckload of green bee-ns and other tuneful vegetables will bee needed… today we start with onion rings, that’s a solide base to create some funny noises I think….

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL , HAVE A BEE-R  AND BEE CAREFUL

 

 

 

easyblog FURRY FURRYDAY

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We hold our heads high,

despite the price we have paid,

because freedom is priceless.

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Hell-o,

I’m, back.  No hangover, no blackout, no fears during that howl-i-day. I was a trooper and barked at the firework. This year it was a special one, the fog that night was as thick as pudding and probably the booms and bangs got wet and made noises like sizzing bacon in a pan and the rockets were more ground forces than space pilots…

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Butt anyway. The staff was as busy as a pee bee because  the mama got the unhowly idea to trim the hedges. My dad agreed under protest and wagged  our small electric hedge trimmer halfarsed through the green jungle.

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Then our neighbor came, showed my dad how deep he has to cut and after my dad still acted more  like a hairdresser than a jungle-destroyer, the neighbor disappeared and came back with his rainforest-eating bazooka-trimmer…. wow!  the branches whirred around like bullets and within some minutes the neighbor created the green mountains on the floor…. while my mother sent 87 silent arrrooo’s to the sky because she just had cleaned the ground after my dad’s filigree work…

The dad looked mortally offended, because to be a bad hedge trimmer is a kind of deballing …. butt it came much more worse for him…

After one side of the hedge was done, my dad pleaded for “we-can-do-the-other-side-later”… butt the neighbor said no way! if we do it, we do it right…  and so the dad and the seething  volcano inside of him had to do the other side too….

It was a donkeys work and the staff had their furst neardeath eggs-perience, butt….

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…it’s the furst time we have a hedge where efurry branch stands in attention like a soldier…

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…and we have S.U.N. now  in our backyard… that’s like a miracle…

I was busy too… while the staff snipped the hedge the postman came who is still a woman…

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… and because the staff was busy I received the  big envelope the post(wo)man had in her hand…

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…  I knew that the mama has a) no time and b) no power so  I helped her with the unwrapping…

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… and I made some confetti to celebrate the day of a non-rollercoaster hedge…

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… what shall I say? The mama was friggin’ ungrateful…

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….and she gave me NO! standing ovations for adding the super hip used look to her stuff…

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No good deed goes unpunished…oh yeah… oh man!

…and while we’re on it:

Today is that dead lion thingy… just saying..

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HAVE A PEACEFUL FURRYDAY ALL

easyblog HAPPY BASTILLE DAY

Hell-o,

we are awol for two days for cutting our hedges  celebrating Bastille Day…

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we are back on furryday and you sure can still enter the Tuneful Farting event, any picture of you is ok :o)

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easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

to a new diy-fail of my staff. Like I mentioned in my saturday post, there is a wimmen in this house what urgently needs a hot pants…

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That wimmen is the mama. And apart from bein hot pants-less  she is the luckiest girl ever for having my dad.  He heard her howling and acted immediately. Naah,  not with helmet off and last words while handing out the credit  card, he pleased the mama immediatley with a brand new hot pants… and he did that in 2 minutes!!!…. isn’t he like a super hero?

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To get a brand new hot pants is super easy… you only need an ole pants the mama sorted out, a scissors  and some bravery to enter the den of the lion aka the mama in “I-want-it-mood”

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then you have to test if the scissors are sharp enough… ooops!

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….butt no worries no one can amputate a leg with a scissors… not even a super hero dad … at least not in 2 minutes…

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…. and then snip snap snippledisnap… uuuh!…..seems we need NO glasses to see that something is wrong here …

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…. and here more than one thing is wrong…and a furious mama called the master coutourier a …. well ya know…

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…real haute couture designers can shake off any criticism, we are brilliant but  simple guys and so we threw the towel in…

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… and then we threw ourselves on my bed and prohibited any further athmospheric disturbances from pesky clients  with stilts  what will not fit to our creations…

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

 and let’s dance at Christmas place tonight… are ya ready Lee?

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…oh and don’t furget the dea lion for the tuneful farting….

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easyblog STYLISH SATURDAY

Hell-o,

it is that time of the year again….

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Who can resist? Ha! NOT the mama!

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and so today the postman came twice!

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furst one postman brought a plastic envelope what I confettied immediately…

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there were booties and a  dress inside…

Because IF we go on a howl-i-day for some days, the mama needs new stuff. I don’t get that… I mean we go to a loo-cation we never visited before, so no one will notice when the mama is wrapped in her old clothes…. That makes NO sense to me…. My dad said congrats you just stumbled over a mystery called wimmen. Since more than 20 years he explored the mysterious mama and all what he can say is: HUH?

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Butt anyway, the mama squeezed herself in that dress and looked like a rolled ham …

I like it... it makes a good pillow... thanks ASOS!

Let sleeping dogs lie and go nekked woman! what a nice dog mat… thanks ASOS!

…great drama and the compliment that the booties fit and she can be happy about 50% of success died away unheard while she cursed like a drunken sailor…

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Then another postman came what was a woman and that post(wo)man brought a box…

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there were booties and a dress inside… go figure!!!…. butt better don’t ask… there was anyway  just one word in my dads and in my minds: HUH?

it is impossible to understand the impossible and so the dad disappeared looking for full cover while I tried to please her with making a compliment…

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Oh wow! Mom you look like a famous french actor!

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Like Louis de Funes in Le Tatoué…. how amazing!

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Another HUH? appeared in my mind because she was no really happy with my fine compliment…

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apart from the booties I’ve found another pair of boots HUH? It’s summer! and among the flying debris from the box I saw a tunic-thing…. butt no hot pants… tunics NEED hot pants… why she ordered boots and no hot pants? HUH?

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And then another mysterious thing happened: instead to be happy that she burnt some moneeh and that she got  new stuff, the mama became olio instead…HUH? …. her smart plan to scratch off some pounds till the new stuff is delivered failed pitiful…. maybe to think that 5 lbs will be dust in the wind within 2 days was a little too blue sky-ish….

HUH-mans HUH?

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HAVE A STYLISH SATURDAY AND DON’T FURGET TO POP BY ON MO(A)NDAY WHEN I SHOW YOU HOW MY DAD MADE A HOT PANTS FOR THE MAMA IN TWO MINUTES…..

butt you have to be brave….. just saying…

 

easyblog THIS MOMENT…

…SEE BEAUTIFUL

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Summertime….

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… and the living is EASY…

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…roses are jumping…

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… and the lavender is not hiiiiigh..

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my dad is not rich, butt he bought a tent for me…

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…I don’t like it butt I will not cryyyyyyy…

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Seriously isn’t such a summer sky a super beautiful thing?

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… as blue as the hydrangeas…

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and the tent I don’t like

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…another beautiful thing is to have a christmas tree in july. Sadly my dad will not light the tree , he said the branches are still  wet. TRUE.

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and if you have a clue what kind of plant this could be, please enlighten the mama :o)

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FURRYDAY ALL

…and don’t furget the PAWLYMPIGS….

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easyblog TUMULTUOUS THURSDAY

Hell-o,

guess what the mama bought…

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it’s a SNOWFREAK! in JULY! Butt it is not just any  snowfreak, it’s a snowfreak with a mission…

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…NAAAH… not to conquer the whole world… No worries! … it has to hold a tablet or an e-reader…

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…therefore it has slots on  his belly what you can use for fixing your nerd gadgets… and if needed I can make some slots more… just saying…

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…and I will remove his arms to make him (h)armless…

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… and I tried to eat the carrot nose before my mom will eat it while she is on her endless die-t…

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… I don’t like that this beast sleeps in MY bed now and I-OH-SO-WANT-TO-MAKE-SNOWFETTI….

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…butt she said NO!

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… sh*t!

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL

 

easyblog TORTURE TUESDAY

Hell-o,

I hope you all had a good howl-i-day weekend and you celebrated the Birthday of the USA with wonderful events…

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My weekend was a weird one…

…it started that SHE! I will ignore now,  said, that someone stinks to high heaven in my crib…

… and instead to swing herself in that bathtub, she pointed at ME! while she changed the bedding…

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HE!, the one I don’t know anymore,  grabbed the poor Weimaraner  on his collar and dragged the poor pup into the chamber of torture…

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that’s probably the most embarrassing photo we ever published… butt hehehe not for me… NOT FOR ME!

Help! SOS! MAY DAY! What a COW HE! is! … and  SHE! smeared wild stuff on my furs what smelled like avocados and then SHE! washed it down with tons of water…

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…lemme outta here! I’m THE MOLE butt not the GUACAMOLE!

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… then I was pixxed and spent the rest of the weekend in my bed….

Nice huh?

HAVE A GOOD TUESDAY ALL