BON CHEW & COWCOW,
you! will! NOT! believe! what! happened! to! us!
…a real and TRUE crimestory took place here at the butt of the universe…
As we drove for a walk last week, we saw two cars at da parking lot, one was the troop carriers of da yorkshires, da other one was totally strange, we thought uuuh we will have company today, but anyway and … so there we were and waddled though da forest of Camp des Rouëts, as we heard wild barking and da yorkshire-platoon came back to their car in a wild stampede. They said there is a dog what scared them…
…we immediately climbed on da commanding height, to check da area (sh*t idea!) . As we were on top of that hill, this dog actually came and tried to eat da Phenny, but the mama stepped in and chased it back. We think it was either a kind of gray nordic pup or a wolf and it was really angry but ran away as the mama raised her banshee voice. There was no owner in sight and we were all alone except for the deserted yorkshires who fled like cowards from da battlefield. Because that dog was a big one, the mama sounded da strategic retreat and spat in her socks to jump down from that hill. Although everything goes downhill that days, the stilts of the mama bucked da trend and became buck-wild, so she came down that hill like a torrent or a ball lightning. Da dad outmaneuvered her with a backpaw stop volley before she landed in a ditch.
… da Phenny, da Phenny that’s domestic violence!… naaah it isn’t… it was outside doofus!
Unfortunately she still had da phenny on da walking string and un-un-fortunately she neglected the dog-walking dresscode with covering her nakedness with a dress . Da dress slipped up till her ears as she came down that hill like da last judgement and because we have fall 87k leaves, chestnuts and acorns landed everywhere in her undergarments. So that goat was deep in da well and who thinks it can not come much more worse … gets no right guesser badge today.
She pawformed contortions , while da dad tried to defoilate the mama… and then da Police came! … we first thought that is very laudable to be immediately at da crime scene, but they didn’t came for da illegal burlesque show, but for that car we saw da furst time there. The mama dropped da curtain aka da dress and they gave her a strange look anyway because she still had the half of da forest in her furs and everywhere and she was black in da face like a coalminer…
They said the owner of that car is missing and it is there for some days and no one knows more about it. We found out, that this is a car from meurthe-et-moselle, whats ~800 miles away. Da number plate fits not to da insurance badge in da window and da insurance and the tax badge are expired. We also told da pawlice that there are 20 cents and an empty haribo bag in da front and a big empty coke bottle on da back seat and a bag from da golden seagull, sadly empty too. The ungrateful flics said the have eyes and they can read, so thank you Miss Marple. The number plates are either stolen or from a dumpster, there is no registrated car with that plates. They then said we should make a french leave because they now will check da area if something is wrong there… oh man, there is a lot wrong, there is that car from an area far away, a dog or a wolf and still da clothes full with leaves and dirt…
Sadly they really sat it out and waited till we buzzed off before they entered that forest… da dad refused to sneak back to look what goes on and the mama had to go to bed that day without knowing the last rumours and news… he has no sherlock genes, that’s for sure
The car is still there till today, the mama placed an acorn next to da wheels to see if someone moved the car, but they are still at da same place. We also checked da trees, so just in case…
We will keep ya informed if we find out more or when da car is gone…and we will look if we find out what this dog or wolf has to do with it, maybe he ate the car owner after the bag from Golden Seagull was empty?
The day ended with a ruined dress and a knee what still looks like a sausage and hurts a lot, but we had a lot of thrilling moments and the thrill is quasi da salt in da daily soup of life right?
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL
