MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW &COWCOW

.. dude.. I hear something…. yeah me too….

…it came from the outside of our garden and there was a tractor…

and we saw a giant saw what wrecked our hedge….

…the noise was so barbaric, that da Nelly nearly swooned…

…. it was made by a guy the mama found on da street last week …. she saw how that saw killed da hedges and she immediatly called our dad, so he could bring that guy with the scary ride home…

…the mess was barbarian too… the same amount is also on the inner side of that hedge, so we have to drive to the dumping ground 87 times or so… but it went fast and no one has to climb on a ladder and the toy hedge trimmer we have, is anyway not able to cut that thick branches… the mama said no matter where or how she will be buried once, the main thing is to write fuck u on her stone that no one will plant this awful devilish cherry laurel on her furever parking lot, or she will haunt that evildoer for all eternity…. it was high time to cut that jungle, we missed the cutting last year because the dumpster was in lockdown and then we had more berds in that hedge than mr. hitchcock had in his movie. The mama said we wait till da berds leave their  nests and fly away … and  for that she nearly got da flying license from  da  neighbors because that billions of berds bombed all cars and da court what’s not ours… now it is done and we hope peace is back but not da berds…

…. raise and waddle you ole drama queen… the saw-monster is gone….

…yeah…. but we lost our job as hedge fond managers….  who cares let’s become pensioneers now…

HAVE A MAVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

..furst we have da horses who horse around and enjoy the fresh green grass…

…and then that old lady who is a little off track…

…. and this guy who maybe is a hedge hog?

…. and now we ponder where we can find a rose for Rosy….

aaah.. there they are in a pretty pink color…

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY AND A GOOD WEEKEND ALL

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

… that looks promising, right?

If you are little, but your will is big,

then say loud  what you want,  that is the trick.

Like a girl who wanted to eat pudding,  a whole bowl

that’s good for the tummy and also for da soul.

 a granny-chocolate pudding came to da little brat

and it screw up it’s face and that was that.

I don’t like  chocolate-stuff , I rather like vanilla!

screamed da little getling through da villa.

da granny prepared vanilla for da little queen

and then something happened you never have seen.

the kidlet hopped to da kitchen rack 

where cocoa was storaged in a big yellow sack.

and it stirred a lot of that sweet brown stuff

in da vanilla pudding that is no bluff…

da granny laughed, maybe involuntarily

and said well… every human is different silly.

and she wished da little rugrat the same funny kids

like she was , that the jacket fits.

but instead to deal with future grownups,

the girl now lives with two fabulous pups.

… such spoilt kids deserved to be send to a coalmine… honestly….

…what? oh yeah sure.. immediately…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

It’s not what you look at that matters,

it’s what you see…

-Henry David Thoreau-

… it this case we saw Hell-mut da tortoise, but there is no way to get’em

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

…look the mama made a Tiramisu…

…at least she tried. Butt because she fears calories more than the devil, she tried it with yogurt and totally castrated cream… you will guess what happend, it was as liquid as pure water and not useable to hold da ladyfingers together… so she used her lady fingers and a spoon and because a diet-tiramisu is a mission impossible…and apart from that to use no fatty stuff and no sugar is also an untasty idea…

… but every fail has a benefit…there was more for us

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

has anyfurbuddy an idea what happened?

.. why our pictures are half&doubled?

…is that a  secret feature a camera has?

…or will that happen if you have your fingers too long on the button?…it’s a miracle… and we ponder what could happen there…

…but it’s definitely NO miracle what happened here… the perfect anonymization via clumsy dad  finger…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

guess where we are today?

… in da park of Plemet..

…. it was more so-so, because da weather was shitty and we are not watertight…

… but at least it was quiet and not much people around……normally that park is a butterfly refuge, but we saw not one..

…it is named after Dr. Piton, who was da mayor of Plemet from 1959 to 2006….

…that’s hard to top, right?

…and with a big yellow rose for Rosie, we wish you a funny furryday and a

GOOD WEEKEND

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

scary huh?

once a girl went to da tyrolian south

with brandnew skis what made her proud.

she rode da pistes like a crazy nut

till karma came and got her butt.

in old times people were totally loco

they jumped out of the running ski lift like a sirocco.

epic fail, she ended disposed

because her ski boots were not closed.

there was a crash, one ski got lost

the other ended  broken at a ski lift post.

and skiless and clueless what a thrill

like a torrent she rolled speedish  downhill.

it ended with a splint for leg and  knee

what all other skidiots watched with glee.

with crutches then she walked her way

what a happy holiday.

she dislikes all snow sports now for a reason,

let’s say winter is not really her season.

waaah… da phenny you eggs-posed the mama again…. pffff.. whatever….

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

PURRSUIT OF FLAVORS

BON CHEW & COWCOW

and welcome to a new epawsode of our funny cooking contest… and together with da CANADIAN CATS, we present you today:

SANDWICHES

we decided to honor da Prince Philip with a fab british teat time as we watched the ceremony…..

and apart from tasty cakes and scones, there are sandwiches….oh yeah.

salmon sandwich:

1 loaf white bread (such as buttermilk bread)
1/2 cup cream cheese (1/2 brick), softened
1/2 pound smoked salmon (nova), thinly sliced
Lemon juice to taste
Dill fronts

cucumber sandwich:

1 loaf white bread (such as buttermilk bread)
1/2 cup cream cheese (1/2 brick), softened
1/2 cucumber, thinly sliced
Salt and pepper to taste
Dried parsley

spread the cream cheese on da toast slices, add the salmon/cucumber slices, use the spices and the herbs, put the toast slices together and remove the crusts, if you want.

Viola! Finito!

we also had little cakes, what looked odd, butt the staff said they were edible without worrying for your life…

..and of course there has to be tea… we picked the one with HRM on da package,  what must be, must be, right?

we got sandwiches too, while da nelly devoured efurrything in 2 seconds, I removed the cucumbers furst with doing an authopsy, so da dad had a full time job to keep peace between us… butt because I’m generous I let da cucumbers for da nelly ….

… for desert, the staff made also an Eton mess with homemade meringue (don’t ask… we say only one word: Pawlova!)

…  we normally trust our mama (a little), but  this trust includes not homemade meringue, so we ordered a pinocchio ice cream cup

…sorry for da blurry photos…

…butt you have to be faster than a samsung phone to get a shot of us while eating ice cream…

..we think, that was no bad send off to honor a great man. and that day we all felt that something more  found an end …. and we wish HRM & da UK  all da best ….

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

…look what da mama made….

….that looks not bad…..

…maybe someone in da hood made it fur her?

… it’s her signature, so it is probably made by her…

…whatever hand some over to two hungry pups…

… no? what no?… listen woman this is a dogs life… honestly…

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

…  and if you can hop in tomorrow an share a recipe  …

our motto is: sandwiches