it is THAT time again….
…87 boxes or more come down from the attic…
…and they scream for our attention… while the mama screams F… u… Thank you…
… and finally viola! the furst weim-proof nonchristmas tree…
…and the table decoration what moved on da chimney mantel this year…
…one last quality check…
… aaaand…. the critique…
… the mama! where are the gifts????
… a crazy week is now behind us… and the week starts with the continuing of that chaos
… a week with closed gas stations…
…empty shelves in stores…
…and eggs-tremely pixxed people …
…and pixxed dogs who had to survive a week without ice cream..
…and without sardines in oil… oh man!
… but even when you can not buy stuff you can eat, the mama found something anyway… a frog onesie for our dad…
… da phenny do you think it is a smart idea to wear a frog PJ in france? … pfffff… don’t tell him… let’s see what happens…
to
…hosted by da LLB-CREW
…look our camellia starts to bloom…
…soon gazillions of white flowers will be on our tree
…and later on da ground…
…and if the mama is on top of mount rabies, the other camellia tree will bring her the same result… but with red flowers…
… thanks mother nature, that keeps her busy till spring and she is too tired to work on da bee-hive-ior of two hooligan pups…
…and with a wet white rose for Rosy
we wish you a
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
…uiiii collective laundry day?
To bring dirty laundry to public exposure
brings trouble and stress and ends with failure.
But inside the house it can helpful be
for the fabulous dirty laundry christmas tree.
…oh boy that will stink to high heaven till christmas…
…yep… it still starts to stink… oh wait… that’s you….
-Bruce Lipton-
…and welcome to our newest DIY project…
TODAY: HOW TO MAKE A GHETTOSTYLE DIY ADVENT PAWLENDAR FOR DOGS
#1 buy the cheapest trash pawlendar in your junk store..
#2 open it and take all the chocolate junks out
# 3 eat them all and try not to puke because the taste is awful (that’s the hardest part)
#4 fill the empty litte tray with dog treats
#5 use the cheapest glue (also from junk store) to close the pawlendar
#6 hang it on your chimney mantle
#7 scream cry curse and get the rabies when all the sh*t including the tray comes out again
# 8 call the crime scene cleaners
# 9 ignore the pixxed look of your dogs and promise yourself never to do such a sh*t project
#10… optional … get a smoke or a coffee and forget this day
and:
look what a weimaranerwhowantstostayanonymous did….
…well… real super heroes need no felt slippers, right? they only need a cape…
….and before you ask… twas NOT this one…
…the evildoer is that one… just for da records.
We also hope our friends from Scotland had a wonderful St. Andrews Day and we wish da Bonnie Land and all peeps and pets there da best of da best…
to
…hosted by da LLB-CREW
and
hosted by AUNTY YAM
There is a stoned guy in front of our cemetery who guards da gate. He is there since 87 centuries or more … butt suddenly there was a weimaranerwhowantstostayanonymousbecausehethinksheissmartbuttisn’t and he refused to pass that guy when he went on pee patrol. There was NO WAY to convince him to walk along that stoned guy, no treats nor threats did the trick.
And because his dad has the mentality of a rocking horse, he grabbed the weimaranerwhowantstostayanonymousbecausehethinksheissmartbuttisn’t by neck and butt and carried him past da stoned guy who guards da cemetery. That is friggin embarrassing if you ask me, because that weimaranerwhowantstostayanonymousbecausehethinksheissmartbuttisn’t turned 3 this year and that means he is adult and has 77 lbs now what makes it difficult to carry him around like a bag of potatoes. And I think he has an attention deficit like da girl in Mr. Ringelnatz poem who smeared cheese in books to pretend she can smell dead bodies …. and he needs a session of the couch of a specialist soon…
..many thanks Nelly, you ole scandalmonger, I don’t know that weimaranerwhowantstostayanonymousbecausehethinksheissmartbuttisn’t and I have no clue what you babbling about, but I know the one who shouldn’t sleep tonight because he could awake dead in da morning….
…de nada… you are welcome…
…and with a rose for Rosy we wish you a
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
A shopping trip ist eggs-hausting,
we have to mention
so car(t)-sharing is the best invention.
… heck to have an open car(t) would be great … better than our black maria…
…yes … we want an open car(t) …NOW!
… what the…????
that’s not what we wanted, right? …yeaaaah…right!
&
-Chloe Thurlow-
…and if you see that perfection, please send it to us…
