easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

the mama invited me and my dad last weekend to teatime with muffins… because there  was that Shopping Queen baking mix they had in the junk store for risky 0.99 cents …

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butt before you can invite someone to a muffin-pawty, you have to make the muffins…

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I’ve read the instructions and looked on the package how they have to look at the end… then the mama started her unhowly oeuvre…

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Muhahahahahaha! Mama! What’s THAT? oh boy oh boy oh boy…. that looks a little different…

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butt well at least my muffin looked like something edible and not like concrete with sewage sludge…

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Nevertheless we had only one package with muffin baking mix, so there was  no choice we had to send that stuff to our 7 stomachs…

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GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

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…oummmpff… uch… ack… mpfffff…. well that’s the sahara in a paper cup I tell ya….you shouldn’t blow up balloons or something like that after eating  that stuff…

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butt whatever… while she gagged me and the dad with that muff-in’s we were condemned to watch Shopping Queen with her….

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and to make worse things worserer, F21 offered up to  70%, BOGOF AND 6 bucks …. who can resist? HA! NOT  the mama!

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…  butt friends, I’m NOT sure if to buy warm clothes instead of firewood is the solution to get through winter…. just saying…

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I better hibernate like the Hell-mut…. (yes, I have green paws, but I cleaned them in my daddys bed, no worries)… while waiting for the postman who brings the hypersuperfabulousmusthaveorIwilldie-  BOGOF -deals…

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

easyblog SPECIAL SUNDAY

REMEMBERING THE FRIENDS WE LOST

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Many thanks to Zeezoey.com for hosting this bloghop and for creating this badge…

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“Grief is like the ocean; it comes on waves ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim.” – Vicky Harrison-

I bow my head today to honor all friends we lost. Thank you for your love, for the moments of joy. For being on our side if we are sad, for drying our tears and for the smiles you created just with being there.

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easyblog BLAST FROM THE PAST

Hell-o

to another epawsode of Bacon’s SHOW&TELL

This time Bacon asked for:

ONE thing that you had growing up that impressed your life all of these years that you still think about it?  Something that maybe perhaps you still have somewhere put away in your home?  Something that when you look back at and think of the times you had with this ONE thing that it makes you smile so wide and your heart just glows?

I have such a thing. It’s a devil in a bottle.

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Well, well, well, yoooo,  that’s  clichè  and bold that eggs-actly I have a devil in a bottle, I know I know…

Butt this is a special devil and it is there since many many moons. Since the mama was sent to kindergarten, because her mother rather would work in a coalmine 24 hrs per day than to be together with that hellion-mama.  The kindergarten was a special one OH YEAH! for special kids and there they tried to nurture the talents of the inmates  to create a special kind of clever clogs. They had music groups, craft groups and all such stuff, butt sadly no criminal group so the mama had to commute from one group to another. The kindergarten was a pilot-project and maybe therefore they had flying things (rocket,airplane&bumble bee) instead of grades and the mama was very well beehived there.  Her drawing of an  onelegged policeman (onelegged because of acute slackness of the artist ) was legendary and instead to get complaints and the advice that humans have two legs, the kindergarten staff in that special kindergarten called the mamas concoction “innovative and avant garde” and they praised her and sang from the treetops till even the most humble and simple inmate there believed to be the center of the universe and the creator of the big bang. And woe betide those who came to a common school after this special kindergarten where a rude  pecking order is law…. butt that’s another story for another Blast From The Past post…

Oh man… seems I ran off the track…where were we? uuuuh yes, the devil in a bottle…

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So, the kindergarten hat an outing in a small lodge in the mountains efurry year before the oldest kids left the kindergarten to go to  school. And while in that lodge in the mountains, they visited a glassblower. There efurry kid could try to create something and the devil was the thing my momma created with a lot little help from the glass-guy and with her own…. naaah not with her paws, butt with her mouth…. the word handblown is absurd, no one can blow with his hand…. just saying… butt nevertheless , because of the fact that   mostly swear words left the mouth of the mama it was the logical consequence that the mouth of the mama blew a devil… let’s say in was the swear word in glass what she created that day… hey, what else, huh?

The devil is the evidence or the DEVILdence?  of  a physical law of pressure and depression and it still works.  We only changed the bottle from time to time.

And because this is the ONLY thing the mama created what works like planned, the devil in a bottle is precious and special for her. And when she looks at the devil in that bottle she is 6 years old again… 6 years and a GENIUS, ready to change the whole world. Oh YES!

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Whatever… if it makes her happy I’m fine with that thing. Butt maybe she should work more with her mouth than with her paws, seems that’s the more talented part of her…. even when my dad says HEAVEN FORBID!

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY ALL

 

easyblog WORDY WEDNESDAY

Hell-o,

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HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY…

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...THAT…

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I’m H.U.N.G.R.Y. ?

 

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

you will not believe what happend to me last weekend….

There I was minding my own business as the mama came back from grocerie shopping. She said she has something for me…

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She sait it’s cuuuute… butt I immediately smelled the rat …

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although she said it is a poncho…

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yeah as if… I’m no idiot…

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…that’s a friggin’ bathing robe …

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and if you think, I will take a bath then you walk the wrong path Lady and…

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….Gaaaah…. arrrgh… SOS MAY DAY!!!!

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oh man they really threw me in the bath tub…

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… oh my oh my… I was up to my neck in that soup… well nearly…

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… and look my fur is not color-fast…it’s all in the water now…

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or maybe  it looks dirty because HE had his paws in my bathing water?

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…cough cough cough… whatever, I survived…

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…let me check if all parts are still with me and at the right place…

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…ummm yes, my better me is still with me too…

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…. then I can break off efurry diplomatic relations with that murderous  folks…

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So!  Pawlitical ice age! FUREVER… or till supper…

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL ….

…and fear the mama bearing gifts…

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… oh hey wait a minute … is that a chewing bone?

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GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITOTHEWEIMARANER!

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what aaaaaah? …oh your thumb… between my teeth…. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrry….punishment is inevitable… just saying…

 

 

 

 

easyblog TROUBLE THURSDAY

Hell-o,

today the mama changed the bedding and she was super busy with the Mount Laundry… so imagine her puzzled face as she came back to my bedroom and saw this:

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en detail:

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a shoe…

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another shoe..

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my towel…

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NOT my towel…

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…and a dirty soccer ball what oddly left PAWprint on the sheets  …

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The mama said that SOMEONE is in B.I.G. trouble now….

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Someone? I know the evildoer… and I feel sorry for my dad and I hope he will survive the motherly tribunal… more or less…

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL

 

easyblog TRAINING TUESDAY

Hell-o

and welcome in my summer training camp. Today I show you the progress I made while training the staff.

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…do you remember the tent I don’t like in my backyard?

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I furst bugged the staff with wild howling and barking, till the dad removed it…. because there was one leaf under that tent they had to retrieve  to me…

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….. aaaah so glad the tent is gone…. it has to be eggs-actly THAT place  to take a nap…

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…. the tent is now under my pine tree and because all training lessons need a rerun to stabilize the things they learnt….

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…. I told them to remove the tent from that place again…. that was a little difficult, because they are stubborn and let me bark my order 87 times…

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aaaaah …. yes, THAT former tent-place is THE spot for a nap…. or not? who knows?

Sadly the training ended at that point because HE, whose name is gone with the wind said that he is not my clown and SHE who will be ignored furever said that I’m a despotic cranky gnome… Outrageous….

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…. but I will ponder about new devilries  training lessons  tonight… so stay tuned ….

HAVE A SUPER TUESDAY ALL

 

 

easyblog MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Hell-o,

furst, sorry for being awol for the weekend, butt it was  Fete du Battage on Sunday (Treshing Feast) what always happens when all fields are harvested. We always disappear after the pawrade, because the following part is with a lot of booze and clamor and we rather stay away from such events…

The pawrade sadly was not the same like all the years before, there were only some of the old farm machines  and no horses this time. Also the parking lot they created next to my garage looks a little empty by now. It’s not that the people will not celebrate the havest festival, it’s more that we all try to avoid crowds because of all the sh*t what happened this year in France. Our little village is not a strategical place for the evil, butt sadly the evil is everywhere…

The woman in my crib also commanded penal servitude and by ill luck I couldn’t escape like my daddy who said he will buy bark mulch I supported her, because I have a heart for dragons the mama…

may I help ya or what?

may I help ya or what?

oooooh let's see what we have there...

oooooh let’s see what we have there…

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This garden looks sad…

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… and I eggs-actly know how to fix that problem…

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RRRRRIPPP…

RRRIPPP...

RRRIPPP…

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RRRRRIPPPP…..

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DONE!

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It looks much funnier with some confetti, right?

Look our weed  can walk the BLACK carpet now… to walk just  the line is too much cliché said the mama, hehehe

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Now we only need the dad with the bark mulch… I will look for him….

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Just the time as we finished that work, my dad popped up… WITHOUT bark mulch! To disappear with a lame eggs-cuse and to pop up with empty paws  after we did that donkey work has no class….  and deserters get a desert, at least a part of it…

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so take that, dad…

... and that too! ha!

… and that too! ha!

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

easyblog BLOGVILLE OWLYMPIGS

Hell-o and Welcome to the TUNEFUL FARTING COMPAWTITION

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I’m well-prepared to judge that event and the Fartlethes are ready to start the big firework.

Allowed musical substances are

green beans

beans

onions

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and cabbage to unleash the firework.

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Strictly not allowed are two things what lead to most embarassing moments:

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veggie chips, right mom?

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and Haribo Tagada, can you hear me dad?

Soooo and now let’s start the Tuneful Farting with wellknown tunes pawformed by our fabulous Fartlethes, TURN UP THE VOLUME OF YOUR COMPAWTER aaaand:

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and if the wp-gremlin tries to boycot the games here is the link to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa_RX6YD6Q4&feature=youtu.be

Apaws Apaws!!! Da Capo! Bravo!

What a symphartony!!!!

And guess what? Efurrybuddy wins the furst price! Isn’t that FARTULOUS?

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I say thank you for coming to my event from fart and near and for a great pawfartmance, in keeping with  the owlympig motto:

CITIUS ALTUS FARTIUS!

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01 Doc

madi#2-1

02 Madi

murphy#3

03 Murphy

stanley#4

04 Stanley

dougiedog#5

05 Dougie Dog

casey#6

06 Casey

jessie#7

07 Jessie

emma#8

08 Emma

jack#9

09 Jack

tricky#10

10 Tricky

wyatt#11

11 Wyatt

frankie#12

12 Frankie

ernie#13

13 Ernie

bailey#14

14 Bailey

lee#15

15 Lee

phod#16

16 Phod

sammy#17

17 Sammy

sarge#18

18 Sarge

kali#19

19 Kali

schoko#20

20 Shoko

leah#21

21 Leah

kali#22

22 Kali

jasper#23

23 Jasper

nellie#24

24 Nellie

itai#25

25 Itai

roxy#26

26 Roxy

dui#27

27 Dui

bella#28

28 Bella

millie#29

29 Millie

walter#30

30 Walter

arty#31

31 Arty

buddy#32

32 Buddy

bert#33

33 Bert

bertie#34

34 Bertie

skyler#35

35 Skyler

astro#36

36 Astro

odin#37

37 Odin

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38 Bacon

Now open all your windows and have a fartulous Fryday…

easyblog WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY

… yes, that what this wednesday is. Because today

Sugar the Golden Retriever celebrates her 15th BARKDAY!

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And that is a reason to celebrate, right? With lots of  smiles!

HAVE A SUPER WEDNESDAY ALL