easyblog SHOP TIL YA DROP

Hell-o,

to a new epawsode of Bacon’s and Fozziemom’s SHOPPING AROUND DA WORLD. This time Bacon asked for a “one pot” meal and viola here we go…

EASY’S DEADLY DEATH IN PAWRADICE POT for twoleggers and the doggy version

you need:

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for twoleggers:

wild salmon 250 gram 3.99 euros = $$ 4.48 (we used one pack for one pawson, so for two greedy humans we needed 2)

orange&yellow&red pepper 1.99 euros  = $$ 2.34

marinade caribbean style 0.99 euros = $$ 1.11

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…and a fresh baked bread of course… 1.99 euros = $$2.23

wash the peppers and not your paws, cut the pepper in little stripes

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spray some oil in an ovenproof dish, throw the salmon and the pepper in that dish and drown it with the marinade

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preheat your oven to 225°c /~430°F and while waiting you can add some brown sugar on top of that salmon, not for the taste, just for the color…

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good…..Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should…

…ok ok my temper got the better of me hehehe…

for your BESTEST pup:

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wild salmon 250 gram 3.99 euros = $$ 4.48

turkey breast steaks 240 gram 2.79 euros  = $$3.13

green beans 1 kg frozen 1.99 euros = $$ 2.23 (you ned not the whole pack, just some for the stuffing)

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spray some oil in another ovenproof dish, place the salmon in the middle and place some green beans on the turkey steaks. wrap the steaks around the beans and place it next to the salmon in your dish.

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Make a sniff test…

and then let both dishes  burn in the oven for 20-30 minutes…

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remove the dish for the pup from the oven  FIRST….

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aaaah that looks not bad huh?

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make some pieces from your salmon filets and cut the turkey&bean steaks in small rolls and place it facile on a plate… let it cool down while ignoring the wild barking and prepare the human-stuff

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throw it on a plate and put some bottles with sauces on the table…

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we used Newmans Own BBQ sauce  , friends of the south can you tell me where we can buy more of this sauces? do you know it? it’s fantabulous… super tasty and so darned hot, that the mama was speechless for whole 20 minutes!!!! what a magic potion, my dad would like to order a truckload …

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whatever, the meal is ready…

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DIG IN!

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oh boy what a heavenly chef I am….

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…oh and don’t furget to bring a chewingbone to honor that genius on four legs…

Burn candles and not your paws!

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And last butt not least… THE MISPURCHASE OF THE MONTH:

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…we don’t know what it is, butt it’s green and it  was a bargain…. 50 cents…

HAVE A SUPER SHOPPING FURRYDAY ALL

 

easyblog DIY THURSDAY

Hell-o,

the mama was shopping today and look what she found…

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naaah that’s not firewood like my dad thought the furst moment….

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…the papers say it is a shelf, the mama will use as a shoe-holder…

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…. look it looks very s(h)elfish after some minutes…

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….butt then…. ummm dad, think you have to use that part vice versa…

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…. ooooh you did what I said? that’s great…

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….butt  wrong… hahahahaha

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…yeah, screw it again Sam…

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…till you feel totally screwed….

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… and suddenly … ha! ready…. lets see if it fits next to the diy-disaster from last week…

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… pawfect… mom you have a super sense of proportion…..like a mole…

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butt hey there is a solution for efurrything, right? We only should place something on the top to cover the traces of rampant rabies mysterious hammermarks …. the mama said she will find something, no worries…

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…yeah you bet…

After all we had tons of fun with the shelf for smooth 7.99 … and the main thing is anyway to do something together… right? No matter how it ends or how it looks…

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…and we even have still some parts, what found no place… so if someone has one or more screws loose, I can help out, just gimme a call..

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…and a chewingbone for being irreplaceable, super smart… and in the way at any diy-disaster….

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…. and now eggs-cue me, I have an appointment with a duck…

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY , NAIL THE PROJECTS AND NOT YOUR PAWS

 

easyblog BLAST FROM THE PAST

Hell-o,

to a new epawsode of Bacon’s SHOW&TELL. This time: embarrassing moments of the past.

Well we have enough in that box, I tell ya…

Maaaaany moons ago the hippie-style and the last gasp of flower power came to the little village too where the mama grew up. Late and nearly forgotten in other parts of the world butt at least it came. That time an aunt of the mama bought a knitting machine, the root of all evil, then from now on all kids of the family had to go beknittered to school what led to many school yard brawls and to many tears. Butt it is possible to create nice things too with a knitting machine, like rainbow colored bikinis, what the oldest cousin of the mama created like a pro from the leftovers of her mothers entanglements.

The cousin and her friends wore this knitted bikinis to lay in the sun on their balkony and to prance around with a drink (applejuice!!!) in their hand, pretending they live the high life…

The mama and her nearly same-aged cousin Andy wanted to live that kind of high life too and so they begged Andy’s older sister for such bikinis. Her sister was a nice girl, said yes and within 2 hours two fabulous rainbow colored bikinis saw the light of the day. The sister said they are NOT for swimming, just to for roasting in the sun …. yeah, got it!  said the two little girls, grabbed the bikinis and disappeared….

Because the balkony was still  occupied Andy and the mama waddled to the public pool and parked their butts in the sun and enjoyed the envious looks of the other kids.  That’s boring after a while when you are 8 years old and when you see what fun all your friends have who swam or played tag in the water…

And within the blink of an eye all warnings of the older sister were furgotten and the two chicks jumped in the pool….

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…uhoh!!!! first the pants disappeared and then the tops, soaked with water,  hung down on the little girls like ole tatters… rainbow colored tatters, butt tatters…

wool is not made for swimming and the gravity of soaked wool is immensely… and because 8 year old girls have a lot to hide the two stayed in the pool till their lips turned as blue as ink….and every minute in the water when you can’t move feels like eternity…

And before they died in the public pool of a little village the two girls counted to 3 and jumped out of the water in their shred-kinis…. oh the laughter of the kids as they saw the half naked mermaids… and because the two chicks were eggs-tra smart they wore their knitted tops to their  hotpants as they waddled to the pool… and therefore they had to sneak home wrapped in their towels with the shred-kinis in their hand … two divas…. defeated, humiliated butt with the mind full of dark ideas of revenge…

HAVE A GOOD WEDNESDAY ALL AND FEAR THE AUNTS WITH A KNITTING MACHINE

 

easyblog TRAVEL TUESDAY

…tout commence à finisterre… everything begins in finisterre…

-breton proverb-

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…butt before you can beging something you have to be there… and so we started our tour in the early morning, hoping that the weather is with us…

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… they say it has 4 seasons on one day in brittany… butt today the sky showed us only 87 shades of grey, go about it or go home…

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the further we went westwards the more  it became dark&darker till it was as dark as in the a$$ of a salamander…

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then we landed in finisterre, not in the mountains  butt in a cornfield like always… Randall Flagg refused to help, he said my dad should listen to the gps-girl if he has a sense of direction like a mole…

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and suddenly… viola some hills.  The Monts d’ Arree . We decided not to climb on the Roc’h Trévezel, because of the bad weather. It is the highest mountain of brittany, 1259 ft…. yeah now some peeps and pets will roll on the floor with laughter…but it is technically a mountain, even when it is the bonsai-version and you can see it from far away …. It is the inofficial border between the south and the north of finisterre and the area here is a natural preserve, the Parc naturel d’ Armorique… that means you have to bee-hive well because  the animals, the plants and the stones are under conservation…

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… like the nuke of Brennilis, what’s closed since 1985… but I really wonder how much payola is in the game to get the building permit for a nuke in a nature park…it makes the natural preserve  to a natural perverse somehow ...just saying…

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we visited the Lac Saint  Michel, where a cold wind came up, butt we are troopers and …

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… so I dragged my dad around that lake with Mach2

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…so I walked with my dad and the mama around that lake…

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…I pondered if I should take a bath, butt…

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….. that’s a serious warning, right?

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therefore I wrote FU next to that sign and walked away…

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…the area there is nice, there are trashcans efurrywhere so the mama could dispose the bag with my recycled food…

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…with more room in my 7 stomachs we waddled back to the elephant skate…

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where I had some water with Rène….

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and while Rène emptied the waterbowl  I ate some snacks..

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it sadly was as cold as in a bucket of snowmen pee, so we had our picnic next to the car…

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… and after I had my snacks, the staff had a sandwich and some hot tea…

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…. don’t ask, the mug on the  elephant skate ended egg-sactly the way you may guess… it’s Murphys Law as soon as yo place something on top of the car it is gone with the wind like Dorothy’s crib…

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…at last I met this fellow it was a gordon setter and I barked like crazy… butt he gave me just a stinky eye and disappeared with his mom, whose bike you can see on the right side…

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then we headed home and there was a dogtired Weimaraner in the elephant skate…

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I liked finisterre very much and we would like to live there….butt I was happy somehow as I saw the city limit signs of Loudeac…

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the mama hopped into the grocery store to buy fresh baked bread (I will get the first crispy cut !)…

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boy can you see all that noseprints on the window? the mama made a mess huh?

…and there is no trip to the town without visiting the junk store…  we will watch two epawsodes of DCI Barnaby what my dad can only survive with 87 tons of ice cream and a potato bag full of sweets…

Then we were ready to drive home, where we landed 30 minutes later… with a lot of food butt without the mug of the thermosk flask…

HAVE A GOOD TUESDAY ALL

 

 

 

easyblog MOUNTAIN MONDAY

Hell-o,

guess what? My daddy invited me and Renè  to a picnic in the mountains ….

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… we probably will have the mama with us too, if she is able to swing her ice cream cemetery in the elephant skate today  after she finds  the picnic blanket she seeks since 7:19 am

We are back tomorrow and I will tell you all about my adventure…

HAVE A GOOD MONDAY ALL

easyblog SILENT SUNDAY

Yesterday I watched the service for Lexi together with the mama…

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… her tears ran on my head but it was a very touching and beautiful event…

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…. thanks to Amy for the link and thanks to St. Luke United Methodist Church Chattanooga TN for this service…

if you want, you can watch the video here

HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY ALL

 

 

 

easyblog SUPER SATURDAY

Hell-o,

guess what happened?

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YES.YES.YES.

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

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it was a super fab birthday card from Sharon from Australia! And a boomerang keychain I will use when I have to wait too long for my food hehehehehe

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… it wasn’t just a card, there were 3 mustaches, beardless or underaged guys can use to buy beer… or special magazines… or cigarettes…

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Oh that was something for me, because on my chin grow only my 3 hairs or weim-wisdom, so  I checked that mustaches immediately…

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there was the trucker mustache… butt I have no truck, just an elephant skate….

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then I tried the model connoiseur… I don’t know what it means probably a typo and they meant COW-Noise-Seur… that’s a french cowboy who has a loud sista…

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at last there was  the strongman beard… and I think it’s made for me….right?

MANY THANKS TO SHARON!!!

HAVE A GOOD SATURDAY ALL

 

easyblog FALL FURRYDAY

Hell-o,

it’s officially fall now since yesterday…

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the days get shorter and the nights longer, there are the most interesting smells in the air and we prepare  our crib and ourselves for howl-o-ween, thanksgiving and black furryday…

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the mama decorated my crib with funny stuff the wind will blow over the street anyway…

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then she has to hunt their frogs, scarecrows and ghosts and , because fall is hunting season…

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…just the hedgehogs are strong enough, they are filled with sand… I like them somehow they look tasty… like baguettes…

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…and all the dogs will leave some peemails at her fruit basket now,  so I have a lot stuff to read… yeah…. fall is reading time :O)

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May fall bring only good things to you and me,  so let’s start with Mach2 into a brandnew season….

easyblog DIY THURSDAY

Hell-o,

today I show you how you can bring joy to the whole family for slinky 1.89 euros/$$ 2.11.

you need:

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-a dog toy in a moderate size and well stuffed. we picked this one dog/sheep/bear/whatnot-thingy.

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– a weimaraner who patiently waits till you are back from shopping…

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GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANERGIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER!

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closed eyes= precursor of happiness

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oblivious chewing = increased precursor of happiness

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rrrrriiiiippp…. aaah the zenith of happiness…

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now we have a lot of stuffing, time to make another one happy…

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grab the stuffing an put it under your shirt… viola some fab airbags FOR FREE :o)

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and at last the  dad is happy because the weimaraner is tired and sleeps for 10 minutes after all that  chaos and destruction, the mama got airbags for free and and is fresh upholstered and  there is no mountain of stuffing to dispose in the trashcan…

Mission completed…

HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY ALL

 

easyblog WILD WEDNESDAY

Hell-o,

the OKTOBERFEST is in full swing, so I thought I can make some bavarian stuff for the staff.

The mama came back late from shopping, so I had to be fast to prepare their meal…. and therefore I made fast food.

Easy’s lickety-split Pretzel Burger

you need:

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pretzel buns, salad, tomatoes, cheese steaks, pepper cream cheese, bbq sauce  and coleslaw. pre-heat your oven to 225°c/430F

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you can make the pretzel buns with your own paws, butt it is better to buy them, it’s a lot of work and it often ends not as  eggs-pected… if you are brave enough, here is  a recipe….

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butt  back to the buns… half them and put some of the farmer cheese on your halved bun

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aaaah the oven is ready, so wait a minute while  I throw the cheese inside…

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throw the salad and the sliced tomatoes on the buns and sprinkle some bbq sauce on the half of the bun what will be the lid of your burger

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place the hot cheese on the bun, cover it with the other part  and…

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VIOLA. READY!

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Throw some coleslaw on your plate and DIG IN!  You can add the coleslaw on the burger too, but furst that ends with a huge mess and second and in our case we had messed up our burgers, because this coleslaw made by the store was miserable …

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Now to the most impawtant part: give the bestest chef a giant chewing bone  and

BURN CANDLES AND NOT YOUR PAWS

your bestest

chef

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