BON CHEW,
… and welcome to the live broadcast of the soccer game of the year… it’s 9:30 PM, but no one sleeps or is tired or yawns around … apart from sullen staring mothers and dadsters…
…applause and screaming vuvuzela’s , here comes the world greatest sucker soccer talent …. ME!
…aaaand here we go… kickoff…
scissors kick
outstep kick
…oh crap…offside pawsition
instep kick… does my butt look fat in that photo?
back turn kick
close butt no banana..
header… and my butt looks surely not fat in that photo?
blatant dive…
….aaaaand GOTCHA!
… think we can go to bed now… I’m tired… you too?… and naw I’m not frozen, just wait till spring then you will thaw away from the ground…
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEIM WEDNESDAY ALL AND A
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Easy Blog 
You have all the right moves, Phenny! I did not know it was Pig Day and here it is one day after Fat Tuesday!
You have lots of talent! That’s one of my favourite games. The bipeds can never keep up – that’s something you’ll get used to!
WOW, Phenny, that’s a really big ball! I can’t even get a regular sized tennis ball in my mouth. Mom has to buy tiny ones for me. So I guess I won’t be joining you on the soccer field, cause I’m not getting any bigger. But it sure was fun watching you go after it. Great job!
I can’t believe you remembered it was Pig Day. Did Bashful remind yo?. I guess I’d better go say Happy Pig Day to Bacon before I head off to bed. The voice that lives in our computer just said it was three o’clock!
Woof! TINK
You sure have all the moves! Who’s in your team DP?
What skill!!!!! Yay, woohoo, the crowd goes WILD!!!!!
What a pawsome football player
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh, you are born ready to be a football star, just send these photos to some league, or what is the wright word is, you know and you are playing around the world and you are very famous. Hmm, you are already very famous, so better just play with the mama and the dada.
Da Phenny you are growing up so quickly! Your long legs are propelling you into soccer stardom – too bad you don’t have a cheering crowd watching you – just a Mama in pajamas!!
Happy Piggy Day to you too……..I think pork should be on the dinner menu….
Love, Angel Sam and Teddy
Great game. I hope the refs didn’t notice you deflated the ball. 🙂
You are a great soccer player. And no your butt doesn’t look fat at all. So you are still good on the treat front. B
Da Phenny
that is too funny the staff trying to wear you out they wore themselves out.
You are a super talented soccer player. Keep up the good work
Hugs madi your bfff
Hari Om
Woohooo, look at you!!! Move over Thierry, here comes Da Phenny… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Phenny, you are another Robert Lewandowski! With skills like that, you will be a pro in no time and your Mama will be able to buy that Chapel she has her eye on.
I think you got some major skills bro. Make that ball yours and show it who is the boss! And Miss Piggy – hubba hubba – she is all piggy this National Pig’s Day ❤ XOXO – Bacon
Your butt will never look big!
allez les bleus!
You are looking good to me with the soccer moves, Phenny! No you do not have a big butt… you are slim and trim!
You get the world cup for 2017.
Your form is perfect, P. Also, your butt is perfect. From ALL angles!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
OMD what mad skills you have my friend!
Aroo to you,
Sully
You are an incredible soccer player my dear furiend!! (and nopes no fat bum) You are a true cutie.
Whooa! G-O-A-LLLLLLLL
Lily & Edward
You are one talented soccer player, Phenny!
Great moves there, Phenny – can we come join you for a midnight soccer match?
Woos – Lightning and Misty
Take that – – – PELO!
We’re impurressed Phenny. You’ve fur sure got da moves. and you told dat ball how it is and who’s da boss. Have fun. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
never fat! Always athletic Phenny. You’re the picture of athlete!
Skills! What fun.
Kajsa is obsessed with footballs!
Score!!!!
My sister Katie was a great soccer player in her younger years too. You need a good quality ball, and don’t chew it up!
I’ll be your agent…..
Mee-you Phenney yur a Sock-er naturelle mee furend!!!
An yur butt iss slender an sleek so no wurriess on that ‘front’, mew mew mew….
LadyMum still BERRY sick butt wee wanted to stop an bye an say “Mee-you”.
***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx
What skill! What daring! You’ve got all the moves, Phenny!!! Great exhibition!
Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Messi ….. and now Phenny!
Wow Phenny! you are a soccer star fur sure!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
I’m certain one of those plays were off-sides. 😉
Great moves, Da Phenny ! You have amazing soccer skills ! Purrs
You sure got some mad skills Phenny! You know Blogville has a soccer team don’t you?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
You got some darn fancy mover Phenny!
We will be looking for you at the World Cup
OMD you are a PAWfessional Soccer Player fur SURE. WOW… you gots Da MOVES.
You forgot the most important part where you writhe on the ground in agony because someone kicked you on the leg. Without that part, you’re not a legitimate player and might as well be playing rugby, where no one ever writhes or complains.
janet
You look like a professional, Phenny! We don’t think your butt is at all fat, and…..we are headed to bed right now too…..you wore us right out! 🙂
You bend it better than Beckham:)
Wahoo!!! Go Phenny!! What a great ball player you are!!
Smileys!
Dory Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Wow, very impressive. I like that game too. But, my sister just steals the ball and runs away! You are lucky you don’t have a selfish sister!
♥
Wyatt
You’re amazing, Phenny! I love all your moves. Did you dead the ball at the end? Ruh roh.
BON CHEW DA PHENNY!!!!! OMD, you gots some MOVES there dude!!! WooooHoooo! I thinks you could be better than that Beckham guy! And you are very limber! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: your butt does not look fat….nows, my Ma’s butt, well….
I guess there aren’t any rules against using your mouth to touch the ball… that would be quite a weapon on the soccer field!
I wouldn’t be surprised if lots of agents turned up next to your backyard in next future. As for the staff, there are positions which could be filled even with two left legs: http://img.addel.hu/termekfotok/1790/kisarufotok/felfujhato_sorfalbabu_yakima_hjgctt.jpg
BRAVO! You’re a natural, Phenny! I bet they draft you for the next World Cup team.
Look at you go! You are an awesome soccer player, Phenny!
You are a soccer star Phenny.
That was an excellent match. Your mom got some great night time action shots.
Phenny Darling! Yous is the Alexis Sánchez of the Blogville Soccer Superstars!!!
Rock on!
Kisses
Nellie
Sweet Phenny we can tell you are doing super mastering soccer. And btw we don’t think your butt looks fat in any of the pictures….you are just totally adorable and amazing. Hugs and nose kisses
You sure have mastered the soccer skills! And the grab and go part was the best of all…you and I would have fun with my soccer balls too…they are all a bit flat from my working with them to practice my soccer skills…maybe I need to come over to France to help you hone yours…