… and welcome to the live broadcast of the soccer game of the year… it’s 9:30 PM, but no one sleeps or  is tired or yawns around … apart from sullen staring mothers and dadsters…


…applause and screaming vuvuzela’s ,  here comes the world greatest sucker soccer talent …. ME!


…aaaand here we go… kickoff…


scissors kick


outstep kick


…oh crap…offside pawsition


instep kick… does my butt look fat in that photo?


back turn kick


close butt no banana..


header… and my butt looks surely not fat  in that photo?


blatant dive…


….aaaaand GOTCHA!


… think we can go to bed now… I’m tired… you too?… and naw I’m not frozen, just wait till spring then you will thaw away from the ground…





About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

57 responses »

  1. You have all the right moves, Phenny! I did not know it was Pig Day and here it is one day after Fat Tuesday!

  2. Clowie says:

    You have lots of talent! That’s one of my favourite games. The bipeds can never keep up – that’s something you’ll get used to!

  3. WOW, Phenny, that’s a really big ball! I can’t even get a regular sized tennis ball in my mouth. Mom has to buy tiny ones for me. So I guess I won’t be joining you on the soccer field, cause I’m not getting any bigger. But it sure was fun watching you go after it. Great job!

    I can’t believe you remembered it was Pig Day. Did Bashful remind yo?. I guess I’d better go say Happy Pig Day to Bacon before I head off to bed. The voice that lives in our computer just said it was three o’clock!
    Woof! TINK

  4. You sure have all the moves! Who’s in your team DP?

  5. Princess Leah says:

    What skill!!!!! Yay, woohoo, the crowd goes WILD!!!!!
    What a pawsome football player
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Oh, you are born ready to be a football star, just send these photos to some league, or what is the wright word is, you know and you are playing around the world and you are very famous. Hmm, you are already very famous, so better just play with the mama and the dada.

  7. Da Phenny you are growing up so quickly! Your long legs are propelling you into soccer stardom – too bad you don’t have a cheering crowd watching you – just a Mama in pajamas!!

    Happy Piggy Day to you too……..I think pork should be on the dinner menu….
    Love, Angel Sam and Teddy

  8. Charles Huss says:

    Great game. I hope the refs didn’t notice you deflated the ball. 🙂

  9. Anarette says:

    You are a great soccer player. And no your butt doesn’t look fat at all. So you are still good on the treat front. B

  10. cecilia07 says:

    Da Phenny
    that is too funny the staff trying to wear you out they wore themselves out.
    You are a super talented soccer player. Keep up the good work
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Hari Om
    Woohooo, look at you!!! Move over Thierry, here comes Da Phenny… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  12. Amy says:

    Phenny, you are another Robert Lewandowski! With skills like that, you will be a pro in no time and your Mama will be able to buy that Chapel she has her eye on.

  13. Piglove says:

    I think you got some major skills bro. Make that ball yours and show it who is the boss! And Miss Piggy – hubba hubba – she is all piggy this National Pig’s Day ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  14. Your butt will never look big!

  15. You are looking good to me with the soccer moves, Phenny! No you do not have a big butt… you are slim and trim!

  16. Kismet says:

    You get the world cup for 2017.

  17. Cupcake says:

    Your form is perfect, P. Also, your butt is perfect. From ALL angles!

    Love and licks,

  18. Sully says:

    OMD what mad skills you have my friend!

    Aroo to you,

  19. You are an incredible soccer player my dear furiend!! (and nopes no fat bum) You are a true cutie.

  20. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Whooa! G-O-A-LLLLLLLL
    Lily & Edward

  21. You are one talented soccer player, Phenny!

  22. The OP Pack says:

    Great moves there, Phenny – can we come join you for a midnight soccer match?

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  23. Take that – – – PELO!

  24. Deziz World says:

    We’re impurressed Phenny. You’ve fur sure got da moves. and you told dat ball how it is and who’s da boss. Have fun. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  25. lapaylor says:

    never fat! Always athletic Phenny. You’re the picture of athlete!

  26. Shanna says:

    Skills! What fun.

  27. Kajsa is obsessed with footballs!

  28. Emmadog says:

    My sister Katie was a great soccer player in her younger years too. You need a good quality ball, and don’t chew it up!

  29. I’ll be your agent…..

  30. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you Phenney yur a Sock-er naturelle mee furend!!!
    An yur butt iss slender an sleek so no wurriess on that ‘front’, mew mew mew….
    LadyMum still BERRY sick butt wee wanted to stop an bye an say “Mee-you”.
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  31. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    What skill! What daring! You’ve got all the moves, Phenny!!! Great exhibition!

  32. Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Messi ….. and now Phenny!

  33. Wow Phenny! you are a soccer star fur sure!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  34. I’m certain one of those plays were off-sides. 😉

  35. Great moves, Da Phenny ! You have amazing soccer skills ! Purrs

  36. You sure got some mad skills Phenny! You know Blogville has a soccer team don’t you?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  37. Brian says:

    You got some darn fancy mover Phenny!

  38. We will be looking for you at the World Cup

  39. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD you are a PAWfessional Soccer Player fur SURE. WOW… you gots Da MOVES.

  40. You forgot the most important part where you writhe on the ground in agony because someone kicked you on the leg. Without that part, you’re not a legitimate player and might as well be playing rugby, where no one ever writhes or complains.


  41. Jan K says:

    You look like a professional, Phenny! We don’t think your butt is at all fat, and…..we are headed to bed right now too… wore us right out! 🙂

  42. You bend it better than Beckham:)

  43. dorysbackyard says:

    Wahoo!!! Go Phenny!! What a great ball player you are!!
    Dory Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  44. Wow, very impressive. I like that game too. But, my sister just steals the ball and runs away! You are lucky you don’t have a selfish sister!


  45. KB says:

    You’re amazing, Phenny! I love all your moves. Did you dead the ball at the end? Ruh roh.

  46. BON CHEW DA PHENNY!!!!! OMD, you gots some MOVES there dude!!! WooooHoooo! I thinks you could be better than that Beckham guy! And you are very limber! BOL
    Ruby ♥
    pees: your butt does not look fat….nows, my Ma’s butt, well….

  47. I guess there aren’t any rules against using your mouth to touch the ball… that would be quite a weapon on the soccer field!

  48. kolytyi says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if lots of agents turned up next to your backyard in next future. As for the staff, there are positions which could be filled even with two left legs:

  49. BRAVO! You’re a natural, Phenny! I bet they draft you for the next World Cup team.

  50. Look at you go! You are an awesome soccer player, Phenny!

  51. You are a soccer star Phenny.

  52. That was an excellent match. Your mom got some great night time action shots.

  53. Phenny Darling! Yous is the Alexis Sánchez of the Blogville Soccer Superstars!!!
    Rock on!

  54. Sweet Phenny we can tell you are doing super mastering soccer. And btw we don’t think your butt looks fat in any of the pictures….you are just totally adorable and amazing. Hugs and nose kisses

  55. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Minko says:

    You sure have mastered the soccer skills! And the grab and go part was the best of all…you and I would have fun with my soccer balls too…they are all a bit flat from my working with them to practice my soccer skills…maybe I need to come over to France to help you hone yours…

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