Hell…O,
to a new MISCHIEF MOANDAY…. we collected some epic fails during the weekend, so this time we have serial-mischief…
…on saturday a guy in a yellow ride popped up and brought a parcel.
It came from ASOS. Asos lives in the UK and they have a gazillion of trashures in their crib. Butt NOT ONLY ONE THINGY FOR PETS! Butt anyway, all parcels are for me and I opened that box the Weim-way…
…with paw…
…and jaw…
… and off was the claw…
My momma said that’s eggsactly what we need now (I know what girls really want, ha!) and she called me a CLOWN CLAWN.
Pffff as if…I haven’t made da pricelist what hangs on the wall of da vet’s crib… butt hey,..
…who cares, look what was in that box…
…howly canneloni… a hat! oh boy, that’s such a fabulous thingy Madi’s Raz wore at the Sadie Hawkins Dance…
… and a blankie for da couch… or a table cloth..
…aaah naaah wait, it’s a PAWNCHO… because of da damaged gripping device, she can’t wear a jacket and looks like that Gnaw-poo-leon guy with the folded sleeve…
Howlelujah that stuff came at the right time …
… now we can park our butts in front of the shopping center, playin’ the pan pipes and singin’ El Condor Paw-sa till we gathered da moneh for the vet… then we can plant da mom, da Pawncho and the hat in my back yard that the blackbirds let our gooseberries alone…
…and speaking of moneh… guess what else my momma bought on the APAW-CALYPSE-Day in her junk store:
it’s a stapler but it says it needs no staples to hold papersheets together… wooooaaaah! so much high-tech for 0.99 cent! That’s tooooo good to be true, right? RIGHT!
My momma did a lot of paperwork on weekend for the insurances and therefore she had to copy and to print out a lot of stuff. As we had the half of the rainforest in our shredder and the other half on the floor, the print cartridge was near to death. And with the last ammo my momma solved the paper challenge…
… and then she did a stupid thingy whith using the stupid 99-cent thingy …
… instead to tack the pages together with a magic spell or nuclear power or whatnot, the staplefree stapler punched a hole in all pages and on the backside the papershreds are just folded over… so the whole mess falls apart again within a second…
Now my momma has to send out the paw-forated papers what look like attacked by mice…maybe that helps to get a pity-bonus from the insurance? Probably not huh? Butt anyway…
Easy Blog 
I think that there is a strong connection between your lost claw and the malfunction of the stapler. They both were shocked by the sight of the cross-breed of Mary Poppins and Cruella De Vil. This is just panic reaction.
bawhahahaha… that’s what my dad felt too… but he wasn’t brave enough to say it :o)
He might be shocked, too 🙂
From a safe distance, I dare to say that I LOVE your mom’s pawncho! It looks very cosy and warm, and I like its colours, too! I have sweaters and blankies of such pastel colours.
Wow, you lost a claw, hopes that wasn’t too painful Easy.
I luffs your Mom’s new poncho, bets you could snuggle up in that, very cosy!
And….don’t get too excited…but there may be a little Easy package arriving later this week…depends on how lazy Mr Postie is!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh noes, that evil box! Not only did it not have any pressies inside for you, but also hurt your claw!
You certainly had an exciting weekend! I think now that your Mom has that hat she won’t need an umbrella in the rain – and the shawl WITH the hat looks a bit like a flashback to the 70s don’t you think?? Buttt seriously, it was brilliant to get a shawl since her hellbow isn’t operational yet so at least she can keep warm without going through the agony of a coat. You lost a claw? Was that the evil claw of doom from previous???? All I can say is that there is NEVER – EVER – a dull moment in your crib!
Happy Dr. Seuss Day………
Sammy
p.s. I think we now know why that non-stapling stapler was only ninety-nine cents. No wonder it was purchased in the trashure store!
of course it was the darned dew claw… well, if they say “dew-clawing” is not allowed I have to help myself :o)
the outfit reminds me of marauders from old westerns with Clint Eastwood who momwithoutpaws always says hubba hubba when she sees him in those Spaghetti Westerns
I’m not ready for another ouchie in your house, E. The paw-claw looks painful now that it’s disconnected. Are you OK?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Ouchie on the nail dealio! I hope you’re ok! I sure hope Mom enjoys her new stuff. I think the wrap may look better on you Easy, just sayin’… 😉 I liked the fun ‘stapler’! Kinda cute. . In a $.99 kinda way.
Youch! Don’t want to even think of losing a claw! Weird stapler…they are dangerous weapons I think.
You’ve excelled yourself today Easy – what a wonderful post 😀
We think your claw would have held the papers together better than the stapler!
Brother I could have my nails clipped and send you a replacement. Maybe you could use that stapler thingy to attach it to your paw. Oooo and maybe your mom could make a necklace with your claw to add to her new outfit. That would make it complete…. or not.
Blessings,
Goose
OUCH EASY DID IT HURT TO LOSE YOUR CLAW?
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT HAT AND YOUR MOM WEARS IT WITH SUCH STYLE.
HEY WHEN YOU FINISH WITH THAT BOX TOSS IT ACROSS THE POND I’LL CATCH IT
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
be careful… there is a mouse trap inside what steals your claws… fortunately it was anyway the damaged dew claw, so it wasn’t really an ouchie… but I demanded a treat anyway, of course :o)
Oh no on the loss of that claw. 😦
fortunately I go nekked and need no special clothes with my damaged paw… that would ruin my daddy :o)
Ouch Easy that sounded painful. Yep we are thinking Clint Eastwood and those spaghetti westerns now as well. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
Hari OM
Declawing by default… you were jus’ coming out in sympatico with the wounded mudder, heh na? Great poncho, it has to be said…. I just twist the corners of my papers to be like this – and no ninety nine anything it costs me… but then again, as discovered, neither do they stay put. Hey ho…. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Ouch on the claw! The poncho is a perfect idea for your Momma! At least the little no staples staple paper ripper thingie is cute.
Evie Cat would love that hat. Well, the feathers anyway. 😉
Poor Easy, you gotta watch those claw things pal. You do look like Super Seuss today!
You expect miracles for 99 centimes.
oh no! A lost claw?! I have to admit brother – you about made me make water with that clown picture. Thankfully I was able to retrieve my composure before letting the damn flow. Squeals – clowns are so evil! XOXO – Bacon
P.S. My mom loves your mom’s shawl.
I agree clowns are horrible…. and i bet no one of them is funny… they are all like Mr. It … therefore some pawrents hire them for the birthday pawties of their kids… how cruelty :o)
Cruel? Depends on small child – snorts and rolls with laughter. I’ve met a few in my short time that could have used a dozen clowns delivered to their bedroom in the middle of the night. Snorts and rolls with laughter. Just sayin’ XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Especially those that pull my piggy tail.
Did you lose your whole claw??? We hope it did not hurt you Easy boy!!! We like those new colors of your moms ponchoooo……stella rose
Oh no Easy!! While we feel awful about your claw….we can’t stop laughing about your Mom’s version of the Simon and Garfunkle song!
Easy, your mom’s ‘pawncho’ is lovely and I’m sure while recovering from her accident will still look quite fashionable and warm. Take care of the lost dewy and don’t let it get infected. ❤
Never a dull moment at La Maison de Easy!!! Easy…we hope your claw feels better real soon!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
PeeEss What a pretty pawncho your Mama gots!!
I lost a toenail last spring and it was a terribly painful thingie and I went to the dogtur and he kissed my paw and bandaged it up. Yes, Dr. Eddy (the same dogtur as Goose has) kissed my paw and said he was sorry it hurted me! I hope you have someone kiss your paw!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
OMD Easy…. your DEW CLAW was YANKED OFF by that evil box…. We say PEE on and IN it…. fur Punishment.
We love your mom’s Poncho that is FABULOUS…
the Paper Puncher thingy…. THAT is just NUTTY…. in FACT we think it was invented by SQUIRRELS in their continued attempt to have our Peeps spend OUR TREAT MONEY on FAKE pr Foolish Stuffs.
Good thing it was a dew claw for less ouchie. I love hats and love your mom’s new one. So ponchos are back in style again? 99 cent thingies often don’t last more than 99 seconds 😦 Enjoy Seuss Day!
nothing wrong in being a clown Easy at least you can clown around now,xx Speedy
Your family is as silly as you! BOL ouch that claw
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Mew mew mew Easy iss nevurr a dull momint at yur Crib!!!! Wee fink thee Ponchoo idea iss good fur yur mangulled Mumma an wee likess thee hat too..Now yur Mumma can goo out inn style when shee takess you to thee vet’ss fur reeconstrucktive claw fixin!! Mee-yow mee hopess that doess not hert too much!!!
Yur lookin BERRY Grinchey fur thiss speshell day mee furend…
***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry an (((huggiess))) LadyMum
Mom says seeing your claw made her stomach have willies – what ever that means
We do like the poncho your mom got!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Oh my dog — we think our Mommy might have nightmares of the photo of you as a clown!
Oh dear, that looks like the whole claw came off – is your toe OK, Easy?
That PAWNcho is a great idea for your Mom in her current condition – hope she can make good use of it.
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
And we thought we had a good Moanday Monday! Mom thinks your’s looks very fashionable and the poncho is a good idea with her injury. So there! Love Dolly
You scared us with those pictures! No, not your Mom in the hat and scarf, you as a clown and the Grinch!
Your Mom is a wise shopper, because that outfit seems to have multiple uses….
Hope your toe is OK, Easy!!
With paw with jaw with claw! That’s going to stick in my head …would make a catchy tune!
OMC Easy da gwinch. Yous weally loook skeery. Weez’ll tell ya what els looks skeery and dats yous nail. Is dat da nasty dew claw? So sorry, we will purray dat yous get all better.Yous mommy looks gweat in hers poncho. Hav a ppswsum day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
OUCH that dew claw ripping off must have hurt!! You all are having quite the run of Moandays lately, maybe spring will bring better luck for you. 🙂
Wes has one of those paper punch thingies…my Mommy feels the same way.. Loves your Mommy’s new Duds!
Happy Seuss Days to yous too!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t Mind! (Dr Suess)
Has a FABULISHIOUS Day!
Kisses
Nellie
Oh no, you lost a claw! Hopefully it wasn’t too painful!
Oh Easy did that hurt when the claw came off ~ did it gush blood. Are you in pain, well get over it. Crap happens. Getting a stapler without staples well that makes no sense to me at all. But then if your Mom had staples that could become very dangerous. Yep dangerous minds!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Oh Easy….sometimes we wonder how you and Mom manage to make it to the next day!
The Mad Scots
Oh, no. Not your dew-claw. I’m just glad your Mom didn’t try and staple it back on!
Hey Easy!
Wow, my Mom is loving this post! She sees that Stephen King clown and and your Simon and Garfunkel song and is all excited. Now she has that song in her head! BOL
Sorry about your nail coming off like that. OUCH Hope it grows back fast.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Oh no….that claw looks like it might have left you with an ouchie….we sure hope not. What a great idea for your Mom to get that poncho!!!
Happy Dr Seuss Day!! You make an “interesting” Grinch
The Florida Furkids
OH NOES!!!! You lost a claw??!!! HOLY COW PATTIES!!!! I hopes you are okays!!!!
You gots to be careful with those boxes…some of them have doggie security measures that attack at the slightest SNIFF of a doggie! I thinks you should sue them for 87 cookies for your injuries!!
Though, your Moms pancho looks FABulous! Though, that clown gave me the willies…
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh Shit buddy is all I can say for your poor nail, I saw you ripping that box open and I thought your nail was going to some off and poof there it was in the next picture. I hope that heals up fast and you don’t need to go to the doctor. That is a lovely poncho and a great thing to have with a bad arm.
Your mom can wear her snazzy new hat to court today, you guys are coming to support me, right??
Wally (& Sammy)
Just make sure your Mom doesn’t use the 99 cent thingy on your nail…lol.
Ouch…losing your toe must have hurt – hope your okay.
Owww! You’re a trooper, Easy. Hope you & your Momma both heal quickly! xo
HaHa! That paper clip thingy is a big RIP OFF! Actually a small rip off. 😀
Oh, no sweet Easy you lost a claw while doing what you do best? 😦 We bet your mom is glad that 0.99 thingy didn’t put holes in a place where she couldn’t use all those pages. We love the hat. Hugs and nose kisses
Ouch! Hope that nail heals up!
Happy Monday Easy, hope that losing that claw wasn’t too painful.