My mom is still suspended from
wasting mohneh shopping, so my dad has to shop around. Fortunately this time Bacon picked easy items, probably specially for non-shop-a-holics like my dad.
CONDIMENT OF YOUR CHOICE
we picked Worcestersauce. It’s an allrounder what can rescue even the most epic fail in the kitchen. If it tastes like nothing or like crap, use Worcestersauce and it tastes like Worcestersauce. Easy, huh? There is also an recipe by Bunk and Agatha for a tasty sauce what goes nearly with all food, maybe except ice cream butt I’m not sure, I haven’t tested that…
FROZEN MEAL OF YOUR CHOICE
I wasn’t sure what it means, maybe that foodables what are ready to eat in front of tv after a wild carousel ride in the microwave? So I picked ROESTI (same like latkes or hash browns) and smoked salmon with dill&lemon. Both thingies are frozen, you only have to wait till the salmon is defrosted, then throw the Roesti in your oven till they are brown and crispy and then dig in…
DESSERT/SWEET OF YOUR CHOICE
Since my dad is the shopperer, this thingies are rare, butt at least he bought ice cream with Oreo cookies to
kill the next Suzie Q. memorial pants comfort the sweet tooth:
FRUIT OF YOUR CHOICE
Dad’s are eggscellent with buying eggs, butt they are lost when it comes to fruits. They don’t touch every fruit and they never do an autopsy first for brown marks, dirt, scratches etc…. They only grab a pack with apples and throw it in the shopping cart. Mission Completed. Sink or swim.
I picked an item MY MOMMA bought the day of the A-PAW-CALYPSE at Aldi . It’s from her junk store and a REAL TRASHURE:
This Fryday is also the Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails by the Mayors Murphy and Stanley, what makes a fit occasion with my shopping post:
I noticed a difference between male and female shoppers since my dad is the purveyor to my silvermistygrey court…. He sticks 100% to the shopping list and if something isn’t available what you need together with another thingy, he follows the list as mulish as a mule… so we have the sauce and the cheese for a pizza, but the dough was sold out… or he couldn’t find it without a GPS… My momma would replace the sauce and the cheese with another impawtant thingy, maybe a bodylotion or a ponytail holder and we wouldn’t have a truckload of things in our cupboard what not fit together… and it also makes NO sense to buy a baking mix for cupcakes with the delusion, that you only have to open the box and the cupcakes marche out and directly in your mouth….
Butt after all, he makes a lot of progress and the times as he entered IKEA with a multi-sided shoppinglist and came back with nothing but a desklamp (without lightbulbs of course) are history.
It was much better than I could ever have imagined as he came back yesterday… he brought a big bag of food for me what we not need, because he still bought a bag one day before and he brought two big boxes of EGGS…. that’s EGGSCELLENT I think :o)