I rarely write two posts the same day, butt today is a special day:
it’s WEIRDNESDAY
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and the phrase for today is:
WEIRDEST THINGY YOU COLLECT
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They are super ugly and their faces look totally weird. You can collect the whole orchestra, what’s more a BIG BAND, because that band has 22 members.
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<— HUNGRY eyes…
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I hope my mom will always close the door at night that those creepy creatures will be locked in the living room.
I bet they are as haunted as the monkey of Mr. Kings novel…
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… because if you try to kill them you will land in deepest shit, right dad?
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Do you collect weird thingies too?
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HAVE A FUNNY WEIRDNESDAY ALL
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Posted by easyweimaraner on July 30, 2014 in animals, balls, BLOGHOP, Braque de Weimar, chien, dogs, Family, mom, pets, shopping, Superstition, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Animal, Braque de Weimar, britanny, Brittany, Dog, dogs, Easy Rider, Family, Gift, Magic, pet, pets, superstition, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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I try to collect dead bugs and frogs and hide them under the bed. Butt..after a while Mom’s nose locates them. :o(
Oh I like that! Maybe you can eat some things of your collection before they start to smell… butt then they are not tasty enough, right? That’s a problem… I will ponder about a solution…
Oh I like them but would also want them locked up at night as I bet they come to life and play those instruments with their creepy eyes rolling.
me too… they are scary… they said they made them as a social satire… think that’s not true… they must be drunken :o)
Oh indeed Easy those are not for the night time! and I bet the evil eye awaits anyone who breaks them too…was dad the clumsy paw…???? hahaahah 🙂 I collect cookbooks….and cat dog and sheep things….only scary if the recipes are bad hahaah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
yep, dad made that guy “unhandy” :o) I’m glad that he survived butt that he used my phrase WASN’T ME… that was annoying :o)
Haahaha how rude of dad! glad the dude survived…now lock the door on em 😉
Oh no daddy sure is in the dog house. Peeps has the same version but it is the frog band. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
oh you have the frog band? how cool! I wishe we had frogs instead of that planet of the apes :o)
We know they come alive at nite and walk around
Snorts
Lily & Edward
I’m sure thed do that… and I bet they love to eat pups…do you think a garlic necklace will help?
Those are definitely a little creepy! Momma collects frogs, but MOST of them aren’t too weird-looking. She’s picky about her frogs!
frogs are great, wish we had more frogs than all that monkeys … probably we have them because my crib is like a circus sometimes?
I will take monkeys over clowns any old day Easy! Sorry clown lovers. The 22 member Big Band is very interestin’. I used to collect teddy bears and lighthouses but stopped that cause I got tired of dusting around it all.. 🙂 I now I collect CHEESEBURGERS and they go to my one (1) stomach.. 😀 I don’t think cheeseburgers are weird though… just delicious!
to collect cheeseburgers is cool, they need not much work and they are quasi “self-liquidating” after a while so you can add a new one without space problems :o) We h.a.t.e. clowns too, they all are related with Mr. Kings It :o)
Those are great creepy monkeys. I use to collect some things, but not so much anymore!
they are a nightmare… and I have no clue what they will do when we have full moon :o)
Oh Momma collects Santa, Father Christmas BUTT they must have kind faces or else momma says they look like killer clowns which we are all afeared of. We hopes your monkeys haf kind faces and no teef.
stella rose
I agree with you, they should look friendy and not like assassins…. maybe we can turn them around that they look to the wall? could be an option :o)
Hey Easy, we do collect some pretty weird dust bunnies!
wow that’s great, you can chase them around and later you can eat them :o)
Those monkeys look like they’d get into all kinds of mischief if the door is left open!
absolutely…. their eyes are promising and they have dangerous minds, I’m sure :o)
Haha oh Easy! Nooo don’t kill them… even if they are a bit weird!… You are tolerant!! You are strong! You are Dog!
hugs, Carrie and Pups x
… and I better run away when I see that guys. that’s anyway better or I will land in the doghouse like my dad :o)
We collect bills. Every time we’re running low, the mail replenishes the collection with new ones. Lucky us.
that’s fabulous… how can I become a bill collector too?
Holy buckets, those things are creepy looking!
a nightmare… bet Stephen King had one of that guys to as he wrote his novel :o)
Those are some scary monkeys! I collect trouble making ridgebacks apparently.
they have no crazy ideas at night… or have they?
OMD those are sort of Terrifying !!! We are SURE that your dad did not make that one UN HANDY… it MUST have been Squirrels that did it. HOWEVER, your dad should KEEP the hand… fur when he does chores around the house… like the new fire place.
Ernie and I both collect TREASURES from the Yard… yesterday I had PAWT of a deaded bunny… butt MOM took it away from me. Don’t know WHY since it did not become pawt of supper.
It’s better to take all their hands…and their heads…just saying. Your mom took it away? that was something what you can collect and something what you can eat…. why she took it away?… or wait… maybe she want’s it fur herself?
Easy I think about Zoie 100 times a day and I still cry for her too!!!! She was so very special and loving!!! I WISH SHE WAS STILL here!!!
I agree, that’s such a deep cut not even the time can fix.
yep, those are weird for sure Easy…I think I might want them locked in a dark place out of sight for fear I would have a nightmare!!! I will try to hop onto your 7 weeks of weird event when Mom L and Dad P come back from a get away…just 3 days…so back on Friday. paw hugs
oh that would be great, it’s a funny bloghop :o) Bet Evvie the kitty of MM would like it :o)
OMC Those awe scawwy alwight.
Luv ya’
Dezi
yes… they are haunted, I’m sure… let’s wait till Howl-o-ween :o)
Oh No they kuld weally cause sum twubble then Easy. Meez weally scared now. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
He he, this must be such an Easy post for your folks 😀
absolutely… weird is their middle name… butt that thingies are really creepy…….. can you bring them to northpole please … when you have a tour in that direction?
Yes Easy, we’d do it as a favour to your sanity.
I collect too much stuff and I’m doing my level best to get rid of it! Salt cellars are still my faves though!!
oh they are nice, some are super cute doggies :o)
Hmmm . . . now that is kinda weird. We like friendly monkeys.
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Hah, those monkeys are awesome!
They look like they’re the same size as the Red Rose Tea porcelain figures.
Mom collects the opposite of freaky monkeys – ANGELS! They can counteract monkey mischief. ….I hope.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Whatever you do, don’t ever watch the Wizard of Oz! Those monkeys will scare the heebie jeebies out of you!
Those thingys are a bit scary Easy!
Millie & Walter
I think mommy might have nightmares after seeing the possessed monkey guy.
Those monkeys are pretty cool, Easy. Lightning gets freaked out pretty easily, but if they don’t say anything he might be OK:)
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
I collect dirty socks, BOL!
Well Easy, Mom does not like monkeys so she finds those pretty scary and wouldn’t want them living at our house! Keep those locked far away from you! Stephen King may be coming to your house soon!
if they were in my room, I would be sleeping with the lights on!!!
We hope your dad didn’t get in too much trouble over the oopsie with the monkey. We have never seen monkeys like those before. Hugs and nose kisses
**shuddurz** Oy Easy doez are vreepy lookin monkeyz fer shure!!!
Y apoor poochie; sleep wif one eye open!!!
Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤
wowzers that is weird, they are kinda creepy.
OMG, Easy, why does your mom accommodate her distant(?) relatives in YOUR crib? It would be much more appropriate to have a bunch of wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes, etc. there.
Mark used to collect dragons… we have a lot of them but when all 4 legged friends moved in… all dragons had to move out… so now they live in the loft till the day comes that it is safe to be in the house again, as at present with an evil cat around nowhere is safe for them…
I like that idea… monkeys out… Easy in :O)
Easy they are freaking me right out ! King Kong had nothin on those primates. My dad has this weird collection of shells in a jar what mum keeps trying to accidentally lose in the hard rubbish… And a pair of jodhpurs that he wore back in the 1600’s I’m sure they would’ve outlived the plague!
You’re right… King Kong would jump voluntary from the highest building when he would see that creatures…. your mom should keep the shells, maybe you can spend the next howliday on Melanesia, there you can pay with that shells…. guess what? my mom has ole jodhpurs too, the first one she got as she was a puppy. She said they still smell like Loki the poney… she has a screw loose… the pant’s smell like mice poo and farts…
Interesting. I have never heard of those before!