I rarely write two posts the same day, butt today is a special day:
Mental Mama invited all weird people for
and the phrase for today is:
That’s easy:  MONKEYS
They are super ugly and their faces look totally weird. You can collect the whole orchestra, what’s more a BIG BAND, because that band has 22 members.
IMG_0478<— HUNGRY eyes…
I hope my mom will always close the door at night that those creepy creatures will be  locked in the living room.
I bet they are as haunted as the monkey of Mr. Kings novel…
… because  if you try to kill them you will land in deepest shit, right dad?
Do you collect weird thingies too?

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. I try to collect dead bugs and frogs and hide them under the bed. Butt..after a while Mom’s nose locates them. :o(

    • Oh I like that! Maybe you can eat some things of your collection before they start to smell… butt then they are not tasty enough, right? That’s a problem… I will ponder about a solution…

  2. DailyMusings says:

    Oh I like them but would also want them locked up at night as I bet they come to life and play those instruments with their creepy eyes rolling.

  3. fozziemum says:

    Oh indeed Easy those are not for the night time! and I bet the evil eye awaits anyone who breaks them too…was dad the clumsy paw…???? hahaahah 🙂 I collect cookbooks….and cat dog and sheep things….only scary if the recipes are bad hahaah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. Oh no daddy sure is in the dog house. Peeps has the same version but it is the frog band. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Two French Bulldogs says:

    We know they come alive at nite and walk around
    Lily & Edward

  6. Those are definitely a little creepy! Momma collects frogs, but MOST of them aren’t too weird-looking. She’s picky about her frogs!

  7. I will take monkeys over clowns any old day Easy! Sorry clown lovers. The 22 member Big Band is very interestin’. I used to collect teddy bears and lighthouses but stopped that cause I got tired of dusting around it all.. 🙂 I now I collect CHEESEBURGERS and they go to my one (1) stomach.. 😀 I don’t think cheeseburgers are weird though… just delicious!

    • to collect cheeseburgers is cool, they need not much work and they are quasi “self-liquidating” after a while so you can add a new one without space problems :o) We h.a.t.e. clowns too, they all are related with Mr. Kings It :o)

  8. Those are great creepy monkeys. I use to collect some things, but not so much anymore!

  9. stella rose says:

    Oh Momma collects Santa, Father Christmas BUTT they must have kind faces or else momma says they look like killer clowns which we are all afeared of. We hopes your monkeys haf kind faces and no teef.
    stella rose

  10. Brian says:

    Hey Easy, we do collect some pretty weird dust bunnies!

  11. Clowie says:

    Those monkeys look like they’d get into all kinds of mischief if the door is left open!

  12. pawedblog says:

    Haha oh Easy! Nooo don’t kill them… even if they are a bit weird!… You are tolerant!! You are strong! You are Dog!
    hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  13. Kyla says:

    We collect bills. Every time we’re running low, the mail replenishes the collection with new ones. Lucky us.

  14. Mental Mama says:

    Holy buckets, those things are creepy looking!

  15. Will and Eko says:

    Those are some scary monkeys! I collect trouble making ridgebacks apparently.

  16. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD those are sort of Terrifying !!! We are SURE that your dad did not make that one UN HANDY… it MUST have been Squirrels that did it. HOWEVER, your dad should KEEP the hand… fur when he does chores around the house… like the new fire place.
    Ernie and I both collect TREASURES from the Yard… yesterday I had PAWT of a deaded bunny… butt MOM took it away from me. Don’t know WHY since it did not become pawt of supper.

    • It’s better to take all their hands…and their heads…just saying. Your mom took it away? that was something what you can collect and something what you can eat…. why she took it away?… or wait… maybe she want’s it fur herself?

  17. fern reed says:

    Easy I think about Zoie 100 times a day and I still cry for her too!!!! She was so very special and loving!!! I WISH SHE WAS STILL here!!!

  18. yep, those are weird for sure Easy…I think I might want them locked in a dark place out of sight for fear I would have a nightmare!!! I will try to hop onto your 7 weeks of weird event when Mom L and Dad P come back from a get away…just 3 days…so back on Friday. paw hugs

  19. dezizworld says:

    OMC Those awe scawwy alwight.

    Luv ya’


  20. He he, this must be such an Easy post for your folks 😀

  21. rottwlrmom says:

    I collect too much stuff and I’m doing my level best to get rid of it! Salt cellars are still my faves though!!

  22. Hmmm . . . now that is kinda weird. We like friendly monkeys.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  23. Jen Donohue says:

    Hah, those monkeys are awesome!

    They look like they’re the same size as the Red Rose Tea porcelain figures.

  24. Mom collects the opposite of freaky monkeys – ANGELS! They can counteract monkey mischief. ….I hope.

    Love and licks,

  25. Whatever you do, don’t ever watch the Wizard of Oz! Those monkeys will scare the heebie jeebies out of you!

  26. harrispen says:

    Those thingys are a bit scary Easy!

    Millie & Walter

  27. I think mommy might have nightmares after seeing the possessed monkey guy.

  28. The OP Pack says:

    Those monkeys are pretty cool, Easy. Lightning gets freaked out pretty easily, but if they don’t say anything he might be OK:)

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  29. I collect dirty socks, BOL!

  30. Well Easy, Mom does not like monkeys so she finds those pretty scary and wouldn’t want them living at our house! Keep those locked far away from you! Stephen King may be coming to your house soon!

  31. Dalton says:

    if they were in my room, I would be sleeping with the lights on!!!

  32. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    We hope your dad didn’t get in too much trouble over the oopsie with the monkey. We have never seen monkeys like those before. Hugs and nose kisses

  33. Nylabluesmum says:

    **shuddurz** Oy Easy doez are vreepy lookin monkeyz fer shure!!!
    Y apoor poochie; sleep wif one eye open!!!
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤

  34. wowzers that is weird, they are kinda creepy.

  35. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, why does your mom accommodate her distant(?) relatives in YOUR crib? It would be much more appropriate to have a bunch of wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes, etc. there.

  36. Mark used to collect dragons… we have a lot of them but when all 4 legged friends moved in… all dragons had to move out… so now they live in the loft till the day comes that it is safe to be in the house again, as at present with an evil cat around nowhere is safe for them…

  37. boscocat says:

    Easy they are freaking me right out ! King Kong had nothin on those primates. My dad has this weird collection of shells in a jar what mum keeps trying to accidentally lose in the hard rubbish… And a pair of jodhpurs that he wore back in the 1600’s I’m sure they would’ve outlived the plague!

    • You’re right… King Kong would jump voluntary from the highest building when he would see that creatures…. your mom should keep the shells, maybe you can spend the next howliday on Melanesia, there you can pay with that shells…. guess what? my mom has ole jodhpurs too, the first one she got as she was a puppy. She said they still smell like Loki the poney… she has a screw loose… the pant’s smell like mice poo and farts…

  38. Interesting. I have never heard of those before!

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