Bacon and Fozziemum invited all for a new SHOPVENTURE… yeah , you know my mom  brings all our wonga to STORES, so they STORAGE it for us.
  • Toilet Paper

Well, the bodyparts where we use TP are sensitive, I need it to write my wishlist for Santa Paws on that rolls  so

we only buy soft & thick TP  and wet TP for my butt. I know recycling is important butt I always have wild thoughts when I ponder about RECYCLED TP… imagine it was TP before and they have recycled that..used toilet paper …ewww….tp1 PRICE: 8 rolls of LOTUS TP are 3.85 euros/$$ 5.20


  • Regular package of ground beef.


We normally don’t buy that, the staff eats no meat and I’m not really a fan of beef. PRICE: 280 gram-4.89 euros/8.82oz-$$ 6.61

  • Store bought pizza.  


That’s also a thingy my mom rather makes with her own paws, specially when she worked in the garden before… there is nothing better to  remove the dirt from your paws than pizza dough…. PRICE: 330 gram-1.39 euros/11.64 oz -$$ 1.88

  • Package of hot dogs 


The next thingy what’s banned in my crib. Butt my mom found a hot-dog  package in the car as my “veggie-dad” backslid to carnivore habits… not really clever dude… just saying

PRICE:10 pieces – 1.64 euros/$$2.21

  • Package of bacon

Absolutely and striktly banned here. I always drool when I see  Bacon… but not even me could eat it without thinking of my bestest bro who has the same name…


PRICE: 240 gram- 3.99 euros/8.47 oz -$$ 5.40


 to make that shop-a-thon to a sh-opsession I will share the thingies my mom bought apart from the shoppinglist and beyound good&evil…
It started that she went to a store named E.Leclerc… there they have groceries you need and all things you definitely NOT need…
First my mom bought some dog treats in the needful department and then she meandered around the useless stuff area… where they still had a  sale with 50% or 70% discount  on all  things…
the things  with 50% discount have a yellow dot and even my mom can calculate what she has to pay…YAY MOM!  the stuff with 70% discount , marked with a red point was a challenge for mom…
Butt Mom as the smarty she is was well prepared with a list were she noted some prices with the discount:


Sadly her smart plan bursted like a bubble… because now they give you 80% discount on every item with a red point! Thanks Mr. Leclerc! I like that, butt otherwise I like dad’s plan to wait two weeks then you will get some wonga for every thing you will buy , too.
Butt anyway, my mom was in deepest dodo with the 80%, so she decided to use her pawmade price table with the 70%  and started to fill her cart with tons of trashures:




– a cover for her e-reader what not fits.. she probably forgot the trot with the measurement of her thingy… but it was just 3.85 and it looks nice, no matter that the reader will fall out and that she  can close that cover thingy no longer… probably there are too much books on that reader…




– a pink polo-shirt because he said pink looks good on him…. epic fail he looks like a rolled ham… but he thought so…and thoughts are free, right? an nearly free like the shirt for 2.40




– a pants for her what said “s” butt it had elastic thingies on the side… because she accidentally grabbed a maternity pants… ok, her day may come, things can change … butt I have some doubts… even for 3.98


I have NO CLUE friends why pets aren’t allowed in stores. Nor dog or cat (or mini pig or guinea pig or parrot, turtle, cow, push-me-pull-you etc.) would buy such a smorgasbord….and maybe THATS THE REASON that we have to wait outside… 


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

73 responses »

  1. It’s interesting to see how much your stuff costs easy. A lot of that stuff seems about the same here. Except maybe the beef seems pretty expensive. I think I pay about $5 for a pound of regular beef here.

  2. Must remember that tip about pizza dough 😀

  3. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy what a great shop…I too was a percent challenged shopper…in fact most of Australia must be as most stores now have the charts next to the goods..with how much it is and when discounted how much you..the impulse shopper will pay after each percent nominated…..pizza dough by paw is a great way to clean the hands,,much like pasta dough or apple pie dough bwahahha I see some of your things are not to bad in price..but I worry your dad my be chased through the Kraal with a ham shirt..especially by doggies 🙂 thank you so much for shopping with us my friend 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  4. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    OMG, I almost dropped the phone reading about how daddy looks like a rolled ham in the pink shirt! Maybe pink is more your color? 😉

  5. cecilia07 says:

    Easy…My mom wants to know if you would like to be her personal shopper?
    Madi your bfff

  6. that is some dedicated shopping the peeps did there – sounds like your Mom is a great bargain hunter

  7. LOL at daddy in pink. Yikes we will have to get the calculator out to see what they are in £’s. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. Brian says:

    WOW! Toilet paper reminds me I need to do some serious shopping too!

  9. Goose says:

    OK I admit when I read BACON I drooled and now can not remember what you wrote after that. I love BACON and I’ll lucky cuz once in a while MOM buys it and she makes a BLT sandwich of which she cooks and extra piece and gives it to me. BAAAAAACON!

    • Guess what? I never got bacon, butt while reading your comment, I think it must be good… I think next week I will volunteer for grocerie shopping…. we will have bacon… but no pink shirts :o)

  10. PigLove says:

    WOW – This is awesome. Brother let me ask you a question. Why do women humans think their men humans look good in pink? My mom bought daddy a pink shirt. He rolled his eyes – literally – and won’t wear it. Mom inherited it as a sleep shirt. Why is that huh? Snorts. Thanks for the bacon comment – I do appreciate that my friend. XOXO – Bacon

    • bro, I think a part of all mom’s is still in Barbie-Ville… on black friday she bought him a pink pants that he nearly swooned (with joy, of course) and now a pink shirt… I think we should make a PET-ition against menswear in pink… not even Ken wears pink… just saying :o)

      • PigLove says:

        Snorts. Next thing you know – it will be pink undies. Snorts – now *that* will be funny as all get out! I’ll keep you informed. I’m going internet shopping today with dad’s credit card to see what I can find. XOXO – Bacon

      • a mankini! … they are available in pink too :o)

      • PigLove says:

        My dad in a pink mankini. Snorts – rolling around laughing – can’t breathe – oh my piggy heavens above – that brother is PRICELESS! XOXO – Bacon

  11. BOL….Animals are much better shoppers than humans. Humans grab anything…animals grab the treats and pee on the rest of it. 🙂

  12. Good shopping trip Easy. Not sure how much this stuff costs here, mom is not a good shopper.

    • It’s great when you have a mom who can manage the whole shop-o-rama. I always have to assist my mom to make sure that she really buys what we need… chewing hbones and toys :o)

  13. Our Lady says she would be a no meat eater if bacon wasn’t meat. She loves her bacon. Thanks for taking us shopping with you!

  14. DailyMusings says:

    what a great shopping trip. I personally love a man in a pink shirt, but my husband said he would not even be caught dead in one. And what a great looking cover for the reader… looks good even if not a fit. All the pet stores here let dogs cats and whoever in to shop… is it like that where you are too?

    • in theory the idea with the cover was good, practically… more soso :o) sadly dogs aren’t allowed in stores here generally. the pet store in our area sells pets, therefore you can’t bring your pet (probably to avoid infections) and because they sell that poor creatures in the darkest area of the store we avoid this booth anyway :o)

      • DailyMusings says:

        oh I hate pet stores that sell dogs and cats. The stores that allow pets here are just stores that sell things for pets… they even have a treat bar.

  15. kolytyi says:

    Easy, I hope it is clear for you that babies are brought by storks and NOT by maternity pants!

  16. I wanted to do this but I forgots! Cottonelle.. the best TP for a sensitive butt 😀

  17. stella rose says:

    OUR mom loves the 80% off aisles at Hobby Lobby and often comes home wif stuff none of us need, but she tells dad it was 80% off. she has a special box she puts her great finds in upstairs, hidden from view, until it is someones birthday…..geeze louise.
    stella rose

  18. wyatt says:

    We will take 10 packages of Jambon cru serrano and 25 packages of knacks pur porc. Just put it on my dad’s credit card!


    • Wyatt, I will do that… butt I’m afraid with our lame La Poste you will get it not until Christmas…. and I’m not sure if the knacks and the serrano will make it till christmas… butt I bet it smells great :o)

  19. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Your mom has as many failed shopping experiences as OURS does. They would do better to just stay HOME and Play with US, RIGHT BUDDY?
    We are thinking that SHOPPING fur FOODS and POTTY PAPER is just WAY too expensive and Stressful.
    So your dad SNEAKS a tube steak now and then does he?

  20. pawedblog says:

    Oh Easy, our shopping trips would be MUCH more enjoyable if we could take you guys with us!! Plus I reckon we would get loads of free stuff simply by you hypnotizing the sellers with your cutes!
    hugs, Carrie and Pups x

    • I afraid we would get a huge bill for chewed and smashed things … I’m not sure what I would do in front of the seafood department… I would probably turn into a seaquake :o)

  21. WE love the shopping trips to see what everything costs at other places. Our mom is a bargain shopper too, especially for clothes. She hates to pay full price for anything, 80% off would be pawsome!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  22. Two French Bulldogs says:

    That stuff is not cheap! We better continue shopping here
    Lily & Edward

  23. What I love more is seeing the packaging. They actually call hot dogs knack du porc and not le hot dog?

  24. dezizworld says:

    Yous purrices awe a little higher than ours this time Easy. But what weez fund weally funny wuz da maternity pants. MOL Sowwy tu yous mommy.

    Luv ya’


  25. rottwlrmom says:

    Oh Easy! “Thoughts are free”… still has me giggling! You are a charmer dude!!!

  26. Emmadog says:

    Seriously, you can be happy you don’t have to go into the store. Mom used to drag us with her and it was soooooo boring. Katie sheds all the time, so she did her best to leave fur all over. That kept us busy while Mom was doing her boring thing. Go to Germany and give it a try, you will see what I mean.

  27. harrispen says:

    We like the bargains your mom got. She is a smart shopper 😉

    Millie & Walter

  28. Your poor Mom. She tried so hard with the ‘bargains’ that ended up being busts! Great Shopping Easy! Your beef seems to be a bit spendy though. Can’t wait for next time!

  29. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mouseiz dem purricez of food are alot….
    Butt da deelz yer Mum gott are grrreat…well sort of….will yer Dad REELLY wear da pink ham shirt?? N yer Mum bott maturnitee pantz!!!
    Oh Mum spit her tea on me reedin dat!!!
    She iz such a funny Hu’man n we adore her fer her kewl shoppin wayz 😉
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too xoxoxo

  30. oh my what a epic fail shopping day. Really no meat in your crib, wow. I could not live with out seafood, or is that not meat?

  31. A meatless home is a healthy home (although my Mom and Dad choose to be NOT healthy as they love steak and hamburger and all manner of artery clogging stuff). Great shopping list – although I think my Mom would have passed up the maternity pants…..like maybe sixty years ago or so (hahahahaha).

    Hugs, Sammy

  32. The meat is expensive there. I think I would give it up too if it was that expensive…lol.

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