I’m a very talented chef, so I decided to make another soup today. Turtle soup is cancelled from the menu card, today I will make an ONION SOUP.
First: forget the french style, that’s for toe dippers. I prefer the british style, like the knights who always ate this soup before they started a campaign. To eat onion soup was much important, because so they had the rumble of gunfire before firearms were invented.  Imagine that clattering in the iron suits when they shot with onion soup! With this smart trick every knight was his own field howitzer .
Except when they had to beat a Dragon, there many knights lost the battle in case of self-inflamation – but VIOLA! that was the birth of the gas oven.
Butt back to the soup. You need:
a small piece of unsalted butter
onions,  peeled, quartered and sliced or cutted in rings – you can use diving goggles for cutting
one bay leaf
vegetable stock and if you want white wine. I suggest a muscadet, best is the wine of my area, the Muscadet-Sèvre et Maine near Nantes. IMPORTANT: don’t throw away the corks, maybe you will need it later
if you like, add some sage leaves – we don’t like this, so I made the soup without that weed
raped cheese – I used swiss Gruyere, but you can use Cheddar or Parmesan or whatever you want
slices of toast or slices of white bread or Baguette
pepper, salt and whatever you want
for a skirmish or small battles you can use a pinch of ground caraway seeds, that works like a suppressor. Or you can use the cork of the wine bottle as a safety valve.
first roast the prepared onions in the butter, till they are light brown – if they are black your soup will be  bitter. When they got some colors, then here comes a trick: use some sugar to caramelize the onions. they taste better and it lokks nice :o)
then add the vegetable stock, I used a half  liter ( approx. two cups) and the wine if you want. Search a comfy place to eliminate the ort of the wine.
add the spices, the leaves and all the other stuff including some dog hairs –  they are healthy, I’m sure.
let it boil with low heat for 15 minutes, taste it and  spice it up if you want. Remove the bay leaf, that’s disgusting to get it between the teeth.
Now take the toast and cut it of the size of your soup bowl if required. I cut the white bread in pieces, that’s easier to eat than to fight with a whole slice of bread.
Fill the soup in the bowl, add the  toast and the cheese and let it gratinate some minutes in the oven.
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Be carefull, it’s hot! Use gloves or your paws are glowing!
In case of a burned trunk you should use your tongue for first aid measures…
Wait, greedy guy! I will tell you when it’s ready to eat!
IMPORTANT: Demand your bounty!
With the munitions dump in your belly, your better should stay at home if no war-event is planned around your area. It’s not comfy to run around in public like a  one-man-artillery. You should wear gas masks if you have them or a clothes peg and you should open all windows, that’s better for your crib…
I better eat rice and chicken, I’m not really the Rocket-Man…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

52 responses »

  1. OMD I’m gonna make that for Daddy and we do have a gas mask up in the loft.. BOL That does look so yummy but not good on the tummy, will make you fart but good for ye heart, it’s a lovely soup but will give you de poops..Bawahwhahhwhaa xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. ScottieMom says:

    Easy, you are too funny! Great photos. Enjoy your rice and chicken. I think your tummy will thank you later. Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  3. LOL easy you have us crying with laughter and we aren’t even peeling any onions. Yummy we must try that this week. Have a terrific tasty Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Chef Easy that is quite a yummy recipe for onion soup which just happens to be one of my Dad’s FAVE things EVER! We will give it a whirl…..I’m sure. I don’t blame you for sticking with chicken vs. the onion bomb though – Mom has to stay on a different floor of our house when she makes it for Dad!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  5. fozziemum says:

    Oh lord Easy perhaps Elton john had this fab soup before he wrote Rocket man….enough methane and your staff can open their own gas station…I would stick to rice and chicken and grab a peg for your nose..i also feel that perhaps on another musical note that ‘The crib is alive with the sound of fartingggggg’ cue Julie Andrews heehe hugs Fozziemum …..safely in Australia xxxx

  6. Easy, seeing this you are ALMOST making my Mom think she might like onion soup…ALMOST….barks and licks and love, Dakota

  7. Glad you explained why to keep the wine corks. I was rather worried there that there’d be some wine left over, which has never happened in my household before 😀

  8. Goose says:

    My MOM makes a mean onion soup. Butt I think I like your recipe better. Easy my brother have you ever thought of making a cookbook? This is no joke. I really think you should. I would buy many copies and give them to me and MOM’s friends. really I would. One should always laugh when cooking and you my brother can make us do that. Oh and by the way I have a pair of those onion goggles. Yep I sure do. My friend Lydia from See Beautiful sent them to my MOM for when she is cooking all those onion at the homeless shelter. I look very handsome in them. I think Lydia meant them for my MOM to use when she is cutting onions. Butt I wear them. I hate to cry uncontrollably. Think about the cook book.

  9. Sounds lethal – glad I am on the other side of the channel 🙂

  10. Right time for lunch 🙂

  11. Sounds brilliant and funny! Whee are giggling our head off here! ^_^

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  12. PigLove says:

    mmmm – that sounds delicious. I’m going to see if mommy will make some of this tonight. I’m off to check the kitchen for ingredients. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Mom/dad are used to my back-in warfare. They say I should bottle it quickly, cap it and send it to enemies. I’m thinking of just saving it for my future pig sitter – snorts.

  13. merbear74 says:

    Thank you Easy for making me laugh my ass off this morning…onions are potent little veggies, huh? lol

  14. Ann Staub says:

    Well it looks like a really nice recipe Chef Easy! Unfortunately, I do not like onions… only a little if they are cooked in foods for flavor.

  15. This sounds really good ( and easy enough for me to try)
    That first rocket charged picture is great.

  16. Now, I didn’t know about onions have propelling properties. Perhaps we could convert the van to use onion soup? Or do we have to eat it first? Sounds yummy 😀

  17. goldenwoofs says:

    Pretty COOL graphics Easy. Cutting onions is not a favorite kitchen task in my house so we don’t use it often. You are not missing anything … chicken n rice is a DELISH meal. Happy Tuesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  18. Lol. My first blog read of the day and I’ve got the giggles. Thank you!

  19. Kyla says:

    This is very distressing and disappointing. You mean that if I went all that way to visit you in France, you’d serve me British food? If I wanted that, I’d visit Mollie and chow down on her famous cow cwap pies. You had better redeem yourself on Friday which is Taco Day.We expect something with a French twist.

  20. Madi and Mom says:

    MOL one thing for sure coconut will surely get one’s attention. You funny puppy!!
    My dad likes French onion soup….
    Hugs madi your bfff

  21. Misaki says:

    Hahaha good job with the gas mask!

  22. Kuruk says:

    Yummy looking soup! Mama makes onion soup sometimes tooowooowoooooo!

  23. Frankie and Ernie says:

    THAT sounds like a SUPERB recipe for Onion Soup. We will have to give it a try… BUTT we will stay FAR FAR away from our DAD…. His Butt already BARKS at us too much.
    We will NOT furget the SECRET Ingredient..(the Furst). THAT will add a Special Quality to the soups.. and some extra fiber too.

  24. love onion soup !!!!!!!!!!

  25. fernerose says:

    You know Easy, I make soup every week. Some weeks, 2 times in a week!! Zoie loved my soup!!!!
    Great post!!!!

  26. OMD Easy you should have a cooking show on TV!!!! Thanks for the giggles and the soup does sound good!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  27. sAGIRA says:

    You’re making us hungry. Looks yummy!

  28. stanze says:

    That made me hungry. I’ll make onion soup one of the next days and ignore the complaints of the dogs. Muhaha. For now.. there’s some fresh aubergine-pizza left I made earlier today. 😀

  29. lilyanna1 says:

    That soup looks good and, looks soothing for those days that you’re over-stressed.

  30. catfromhell says:

    Oh! Wes loves onion soup at our house! We try to makes at least 1 pot a month. Right now we has borscht on the stove!

  31. Brian Frum says:

    Oh Easy, every time yiu cook I get so, so hungry!

  32. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Mom will have no problem helping you eat thT stuff
    Benny & Lily

  33. OMD!!! Easy, you had Ma ROTFLAO!! That last one is priceless!!
    The soup looks mighty tasty, I must say!! Ma can’t eat onions, so she has to pass (hehehe..pass), butts it doesn’t mean she can’t look!
    Hopes your bounty was a good one dude!!
    Ruby ♥

  34. Sounds like a pretty easy soup to make. I am NOT a good chef but I think even I couldn’t mess that up…too much anyway 🙂

  35. Nailah Bone says:

    Lol! Those pictures were ridiculous! 😉 Now I’m gonna have to make some onion soup! 🙂

  36. Oh my, we’re glad we’re an ocean away but I think I can still smell your butt LOL

  37. Please, YOU MUST stop making these delicious concoctions, my mouth is beginning to salivate as much as Kirby’s when he sees a raw piece of meat! (JK, KEEP ‘EM COMING!)

  38. katiebblogs says:

    Oooh delicious! We hope there was no crying involved with making the onion soup. Cocco and I would gobble that right down!

  39. Mmmmmmm, wow–that looks DEELICIOUS! My Human has a recipe for onion soup….but this one looks even better! If she actually makes it, we’ll take a picture and let you know!

  40. Looks delish! It’s the perfect time for soup!

  41. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, I’m seriously confused! Do you have really raped that poor cheese??? And how could I cook then your fabulous onion soup?

  42. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy diz soundz like alot of fun to make….n maybee to eatz…butt Mum makez enuff funny noisez…MOL/BOL….me wuud have to get gas mask fer shure!!! me did have a guud laff tho’!!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum (wif a song in her butt…)

  43. Clowie says:

    I think the dog hair is probably the most important ingredient!

  44. Mags Corner says:

    Sweet Easy you are one hilarious chef!! You sure whip up a mean soup. Hugs and nose kisses

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