I had seafood for lunch today. That’s my favorite food and I scooped as much as I could in my 7 stomachs. UUUFFF! I was full to the brim with all those yummy things and decided to take a nap.
I was sprawled on my bed, watched the raindrops on the window and the rise of the water on my street and slept in….
BUTT! Suddenly…. I heard a noise and guess what appeared in front of my window? There was a WHALE!
A giant beast what looked into my window and stared at me!
And on the back of this giant  were 3 CRABS what jumped into my window and directly on my bed!
They were masked like ZORRO and they looked like Antonio Banderas in  Matchbox-version!
What a nightmare, but it became more worse, as one of the crabs started to talk to me…
Are you the guy with the turtle soup and with an ocean full of our friends in the stomach?
WHAT?! WHO?! That was too much and I rushed from my bed, upstairs to my mom with wild howling…
Mom is an ingnoramus and she said, maybe  I’m seasick from all the fishy things I ate for lunch and she took the temperature of my head with her hand.
Heck! I said,  I’m not sick, it’s the pure truth what I told ya! But this mom laughed and said I have a screw loose. Ha! As if!
I called the police, but sadly the Police Chief of Blogville got a laughing fit and said I’m friggin funny, but now he has to catch some pee-olators and he hung up!
I tiptoed back to my bedroom and guess what I saw:
party2 party
That was THE OVERKILL and I swooned…
As I woke up, I first checked my bed an there was nothing wrong around me…. No giggling crabs, no drunken Hell-mut, no Moby Taxi… just one little thing I found on my bed  was strange…
mas …this one…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

85 responses »

  1. Easy you are too funny…….I think too many crabs may have caused your “crabmare” (can’t be a nightmare because it was during the day – right??)……and maybe you should give seafood a bit of a rest. As for that drunken brawl in your room with crabs and Hell-mut???? I’m nor surprised that the crabs were sloshing down the brew because crabs and beer are a good combo BUT tortoises and beer? Nope! Happy Thursday/Friday you crazy guy!!!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  2. Easy you had crabs now that is not something we would recommend you tell the world about LOL 🙂 You are a nutter x

  3. Brilliant! You always give us such a giggle Easy! ^_^

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  4. Crabs I hope you didn’t pass them on to me Bawahwhahhwha Loving the baywatch pants, they go with my bra..BOL xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  5. PigLove says:

    Poor Easy – what a nightmare! Mommy says though if you find Bandaras in your bed again, ship him here. She wants him for some reason. I don’t know why. XOXO – Bacon

  6. merbear74 says:

    Easy, you make me giggle and smile!!!

  7. Despite their marketing, all masked ones aren’t super heroes! Hope you have a super weekend.

  8. You or Mum on the booze Easy?

  9. Mags Corner says:

    Oh, sweet Easy that was some dream/crabmare you had…maybe you should not partake of any more crabs if you plan to nap afterward. You can use the mask for a disguise when you want to do undercover work. Hugs and nose kisses

  10. We just spat out our tea after seeing 3moggies comment lol……..!!!!! We think you have a bad case of crabby girls and Shocktober has only just begun. Yikes what next? Be careful what you eat Easy….don’t go near any Ninja squirrels. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. fernerose says:

    You are so funny Easy!!!! LOL LOL LOL

  12. Kuruk says:

    Easy, you have seven tummies!!! If Nalle had that many, she’d never stop asking for tummy rubs! Wooooowooooooo!

  13. You’re killing me, Easy! lol

  14. cecilia07 says:

    Easy…OMDs I am green w frightful envy..I want 7 stomachs!

  15. Cat Forsley says:

    love You EASY XXX

  16. catfromhell says:

    Oh! Easy! Yous is not a cat! Cats eats seafood. No wonder yous is feeling sea sick!
    Yous makes me laugh!

  17. speedyrabbit says:

    Hehehe oh Easy you are such a laugh,thanks for my Birthday card Big Buddy,xx Speedy

  18. Brian Frum says:

    I might get crabby if I did not get some seafood!

  19. Holy dogness Easy, that was some frightmare!! Better lay off the seafood for a while. And by the way, can we get a line from the beer keg to our house??
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  20. Those crayfish or lobster looked yummy! Merlin sends thank-you purrs for your good wishes on his 19th Birthday!

  21. Ann Staub says:

    LOL looks like Hellmut fits in well with the hermit crab gang. Good thing I don’t eat/like sea creatures. I especially don’t like those crabs because they remind me of giant bugs too much hehe

  22. If you start seeing Spongebob – then I would worry 🙂

  23. Yikes! I am OFF seafoods for good, E. …..just in case….
    Love and licks,

  24. Kyla says:

    It’s a good thing you didn’t have squirrel for dinner. That would be scary-Super Squirrel on Steroids.

  25. Oskar says:

    Dude, I would lay off that seafood for awhile! That’s scary.

    Nubbin wiggles,

  26. stanze says:

    Teaches you right to get a visit by Antonio-Banderas-crabs. That must be the revenge for all the turtle-soup-threats towards Hell-mut. On the other hand you could get the patent for the newly discovered species “Antonio-Banderas-crabs”. They seem to be an entertaining lot.

  27. Gizmo says:

    Soon as I saw those invaders I thought of Sarge…Was he laughing cause he sent out his own Crabby Girls? hmmm, pawleece corruption maybe? Naw, not sarge…so that was one very scary dream you had pal…I had chicken tonight…sure hope they don’t come chasing after me later

  28. Easy are you sure that you didn’t SMOKE something instead of EAT FISH???!!! Bwwwwwwwahhh! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  29. Goose says:

    Easy I think you might have had a a “ripe” seafood. It must have made you see things. But the mask, the mask. Oh this is a mystery. Better stick to tube steaks and beer.

  30. Two French Bulldogs says:

    You are hilarious. And you must be full of…..seafood!
    Benny & Lily

  31. Nylabluesmum says:

    OMK!!! Me n Mum iz peein wif laffter n now she iz gonna have to clean it up!!! Dose are da Crabby Gurlz…we haz seen dem around. Maybee dey want a date wif ya!!!
    Or else dat seafood iz reely SEEFOOD n gave ya sum strange vishunz!!!
    BTW we LUBZ dda header piccie of ya in yer Rasta hat wif da Yertel da Turtle n smokin sumfing…maybee dat iz why ya iz seein fingz??
    Wait til ya get da paw trailz……just sayin…..
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too..

  32. AIIIEEEE! , run Easy, run!…those sea devils might get you!

  33. Clowie says:

    That mask proves you weren’t dreaming!

  34. Misaki says:

    Hahahahaha! I love your baywatch pants!
    I hope those crabbies don’t haunt your dreams again anytime soon!

  35. katiebblogs says:

    That was quite funny and I can laugh Easy because I know my girlfriends would NEVER really scare you 🙂

  36. Whoa! Sounds like a scary Friday to me. I wonder if I’ll have green bean dreams tonight????

  37. kolytyi says:

    Uh-oh, poor Easy! I’m afraid you took off your gas mask yesterday too early and inhaled the toxic fumes of the onion soup! Your mom seems to have some in-built filter in her nose!

  38. lilyanna1 says:

    I wonder what easy is doing today. 🙂 Its a nice day where I am at and my furfriends are all ready to go to the park and play while I do some fishing.

  39. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that reeminds me of the time the mind control snails frum spayse kaym down frum spayse and did mind control on trouble and tucker and trixie it wuz verry skarry then too!!!! ok bye

  40. spittythekitty says:

    Ha ha ha! Eating weird stuff can give you the funny dreams, my friend! Best be nice to that turtle, too, now. Snap!

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