I had seafood for lunch today. That’s my favorite food and I scooped as much as I could in my 7 stomachs. UUUFFF! I was full to the brim with all those yummy things and decided to take a nap.
I was sprawled on my bed, watched the raindrops on the window and the rise of the water on my street and slept in….
BUTT! Suddenly…. I heard a noise and guess what appeared in front of my window? There was a WHALE!
A giant beast what looked into my window and stared at me!
And on the back of this giant were 3 CRABS what jumped into my window and directly on my bed!
They were masked like ZORRO and they looked like Antonio Banderas in Matchbox-version!
What a nightmare, but it became more worse, as one of the crabs started to talk to me…
Are you the guy with the turtle soup and with an ocean full of our friends in the stomach?
WHAT?! WHO?! That was too much and I rushed from my bed, upstairs to my mom with wild howling…
Mom is an ingnoramus and she said, maybe I’m seasick from all the fishy things I ate for lunch and she took the temperature of my head with her hand.
Heck! I said, I’m not sick, it’s the pure truth what I told ya! But this mom laughed and said I have a screw loose. Ha! As if!
I called the police, but sadly the Police Chief of Blogville got a laughing fit and said I’m friggin funny, but now he has to catch some pee-olators and he hung up!
I tiptoed back to my bedroom and guess what I saw:
That was THE OVERKILL and I swooned…
As I woke up, I first checked my bed an there was nothing wrong around me…. No giggling crabs, no drunken Hell-mut, no Moby Taxi… just one little thing I found on my bed was strange…
HAVE A FUNNY FRIDAY ALL
Easy you are too funny…….I think too many crabs may have caused your “crabmare” (can’t be a nightmare because it was during the day – right??)……and maybe you should give seafood a bit of a rest. As for that drunken brawl in your room with crabs and Hell-mut???? I’m nor surprised that the crabs were sloshing down the brew because crabs and beer are a good combo BUT tortoises and beer? Nope! Happy Thursday/Friday you crazy guy!!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
hahahaha…. that’s true, Sammy Beer&Crabs – but better not Shell-don, Beachnut and Oceana, to eat a Blogville-citizen is like cannibalism :o) Do you still have thursday?
My mom is an ole hen, of course we have thursday too. Friday is tomorrow… think my mom drank a barrel of beer too.
Easy you had crabs now that is not something we would recommend you tell the world about LOL 🙂 You are a nutter x
hahahaha not this kind of crabs – the crabby girls came for a visit LOL
Brilliant! You always give us such a giggle Easy! ^_^
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
hahaha, but that was really a scary adventure for me :o)
Crabs I hope you didn’t pass them on to me Bawahwhahhwha Loving the baywatch pants, they go with my bra..BOL xx0xx
Mollie and Alfie
I’m not sure if I should wear a bra, Mollie :o)
Poor Easy – what a nightmare! Mommy says though if you find Bandaras in your bed again, ship him here. She wants him for some reason. I don’t know why. XOXO – Bacon
My mom said, because Antonio has a fabulous sword and laughed….
Snorts – what’s with these humans? They are so strange my friend… so very strange! XOXO – Bacon
Easy, you make me giggle and smile!!!
someimes we need this (ok it wasn’t friday yesterday)
Despite their marketing, all masked ones aren’t super heroes! Hope you have a super weekend.
Same to you :o)
You or Mum on the booze Easy?
both, I think :o) we had not even a clue what day we have :o)
Oh, sweet Easy that was some dream/crabmare you had…maybe you should not partake of any more crabs if you plan to nap afterward. You can use the mask for a disguise when you want to do undercover work. Hugs and nose kisses
I better should eat more chicken, but maybe then I will dream about a remake of Mr. Hitchcocks “Birds” LOL
We just spat out our tea after seeing 3moggies comment lol……..!!!!! We think you have a bad case of crabby girls and Shocktober has only just begun. Yikes what next? Be careful what you eat Easy….don’t go near any Ninja squirrels. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
I had no clue, that “crabs” can mean different things :o) Maybe I should eat only kibble :o)
You are so funny Easy!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Easy, you have seven tummies!!! If Nalle had that many, she’d never stop asking for tummy rubs! Wooooowooooooo!
That’s true – I could demand more belly-rubs, good idea, Thanks!
You’re killing me, Easy! lol
oh that could be the next scary halloween-story :o)
Easy…OMDs I am green w frightful envy..I want 7 stomachs!
MOL MOL MOL in NC
MADI YOUR BFFF
I think every anipal should have 7 stomachs, that’s better, specially for christmas and all holidays :o)
love You EASY XXX
thanks :o) I turn beet-red :o)
Oh! Easy! Yous is not a cat! Cats eats seafood. No wonder yous is feeling sea sick!
Yous makes me laugh!
I like seafood more than meat, maybe I’m a kitty and I only look a little different?
Hehehe oh Easy you are such a laugh,thanks for my Birthday card Big Buddy,xx Speedy
Thanks for the sausages Speedy :o) they were yummy and “spook-free”
I might get crabby if I did not get some seafood!
Be careful, seafood is yummy but it has after effects :o)
Holy dogness Easy, that was some frightmare!! Better lay off the seafood for a while. And by the way, can we get a line from the beer keg to our house??
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
I will put some straws together or we could use the transatlantic wire :o)
Those crayfish or lobster looked yummy! Merlin sends thank-you purrs for your good wishes on his 19th Birthday!
Lobsters&seafood is great, think I’m a undercover-kitty :o)
LOL looks like Hellmut fits in well with the hermit crab gang. Good thing I don’t eat/like sea creatures. I especially don’t like those crabs because they remind me of giant bugs too much hehe
Hell-mut would like to have some crabby-girls in his cage :o) I better should eat more chicken than seafood :o)
If you start seeing Spongebob – then I would worry 🙂
I agree – I ate him (or his brother the kitchen sponge) once, that was really a nightmare :o)
Yikes! I am OFF seafoods for good, E. …..just in case….
Love and licks,
we better should eat chicken or grass like hell-mut :o)
It’s a good thing you didn’t have squirrel for dinner. That would be scary-Super Squirrel on Steroids.
you’re right, they would bomb me with nuts :o)
Dude, I would lay off that seafood for awhile! That’s scary.
I agree – maybe I can eat some vegetarian things for a while… and then the carrots will haunt me :o)
Teaches you right to get a visit by Antonio-Banderas-crabs. That must be the revenge for all the turtle-soup-threats towards Hell-mut. On the other hand you could get the patent for the newly discovered species “Antonio-Banderas-crabs”. They seem to be an entertaining lot.
That’s a great idea, I could (re)make 3 zorro-movies at the same time :o)
Soon as I saw those invaders I thought of Sarge…Was he laughing cause he sent out his own Crabby Girls? hmmm, pawleece corruption maybe? Naw, not sarge…so that was one very scary dream you had pal…I had chicken tonight…sure hope they don’t come chasing after me later
Oh Gizmo be careful… maybe Foghorn Leghorn will enter your bed tonight :o)
Easy are you sure that you didn’t SMOKE something instead of EAT FISH???!!! Bwwwwwwwahhh! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
just my tomato plant LOL
Easy I think you might have had a a “ripe” seafood. It must have made you see things. But the mask, the mask. Oh this is a mystery. Better stick to tube steaks and beer.
hahaha, yes that’s better. Bud I hope I will get no visit by the Bud Man :o)
You are hilarious. And you must be full of…..seafood!
Benny & Lily
hahaha, yes full of… seafood :o)
OMK!!! Me n Mum iz peein wif laffter n now she iz gonna have to clean it up!!! Dose are da Crabby Gurlz…we haz seen dem around. Maybee dey want a date wif ya!!!
Or else dat seafood iz reely SEEFOOD n gave ya sum strange vishunz!!!
BTW we LUBZ dda header piccie of ya in yer Rasta hat wif da Yertel da Turtle n smokin sumfing…maybee dat iz why ya iz seein fingz??
Wait til ya get da paw trailz……just sayin…..
Lub Nylablue n Mum too..
That could be, Nylablue… maybe our tomtaoplant is haunted too and we better shouldn’t smoke it :o)
AIIIEEEE! , run Easy, run!…those sea devils might get you!
I better will run… but not without the beer LOL
That mask proves you weren’t dreaming!
Oh that’s scary, huh? Could you come over for being my doggy-guard?
Hahahahaha! I love your baywatch pants!
I hope those crabbies don’t haunt your dreams again anytime soon!
I hope so, Misaki… maybe I’m the next Easy Hasselhoff?
That was quite funny and I can laugh Easy because I know my girlfriends would NEVER really scare you 🙂
hahaha hope they found the way back over the pond with all the bear and the turtle-cocktails :o)
Whoa! Sounds like a scary Friday to me. I wonder if I’ll have green bean dreams tonight????
I’ve heard about dancing green ghost-beans, but maybe you can chase the beans away with your tummy-bean-gun?
oh that was really scary LOL
Uh-oh, poor Easy! I’m afraid you took off your gas mask yesterday too early and inhaled the toxic fumes of the onion soup! Your mom seems to have some in-built filter in her nose!
Maybe that was just a FARTA morgana?
I wonder what easy is doing today. 🙂 Its a nice day where I am at and my furfriends are all ready to go to the park and play while I do some fishing.
wow that sounds great! please catch a fish for me too :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that reeminds me of the time the mind control snails frum spayse kaym down frum spayse and did mind control on trouble and tucker and trixie it wuz verry skarry then too!!!! ok bye
mind control snails? that sounds scary…. hope my french compatriots will eat them before they take control over my mind :o)
Ha ha ha! Eating weird stuff can give you the funny dreams, my friend! Best be nice to that turtle, too, now. Snap!
I think I should be nice to that guy, you’re right, Spitty. And maybe I better should eat more chicken :o)