to a new round of FINAL FICTION FURRYDAY hosted by Aunty YAM

For today we picked Agatha Christies FIVE LITTLE PIGS… and the words are : MALEVOLENT GLARE, INNOCENT, CHEMIST, UNREAL

…and here we go:

Da Phenny……I mean Howlcule Pawriot, do you know why some paintings are still unfinished? I mean whats the reason behind that, we all should finish what we started to be happy with da result….

…oui mon ami Pawstinks, that is  what we really should do… butt there are some reasons why some paintings can not be finished…

… sometimes the model jumps around like crazy and the artist is not able to do one stroke with the pencil…

…uuuh yes than can happen…

…and sometimes the model is somehow UNREAL so you have to use your gray cells to bring some reality to your art piece…

…oh  I agree butt that happens only with super ugly models, so it can not happen in da canine world, right?

….oh lala mon ami that can happen with any species, but you are right, such an ugly dog who makes a painting UNREAL is hard to find…

… well then I’m satisfied because I know my pawtrait will be beautiful…. butt hey  da Phen… I mean  Howlcule Pawriot why you have such a MALEVOLENT GLARE   in your eyes ?

…have I? … ummmm that’s probably mon naturel interieur  mon ami….

….and VIOLA here is your pawtrait…

WHAT THE…. F … that looks so darned horrible , that can not be me… and  THAT IS  NOT ME!

…run for your life scribbler!

…and there we have it mes amies… sometimes people can not see themselves like an artist can see them… and that is the main reason that so much paintings  stay unfinished till today… some INNOCENT  but per se simple natures think an artist can do wonders… but he can’t … not more like the photograph who takes a picture  or the chemist who brings this photo to broad daylight…  neither the camera nor the chemical process nor the pencil can lie… and some people think UNREAL when they think they look better in a painting than in real life… n’est ce pas?… and to blame all that on INNOCENT artists is  une grande honte, mais sure!


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

30 responses »

  1. niasunset says:

    Good Morning lovely team, as always you made my day with a smiling post, Thank you so much, Have a nice and enjoyable weekend to you ALL, Love, nia

  2. BOL! Yeah, ya can’t blame da artist for da subject!

  3. HA! I think that unfinished pawtrait is pretty darn good….BUTTTT, my Mom says painting people (or their pets!) was something she NEVER did because people see themselves DIFFERENTLY than others do. It’s tough to please some folks and life’s too tough without making it tougher !!! I think you boys should stay away from the art world. It’s more fun!

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. I thought the pawtrait was very good!

  5. One for the house of horrors!

  6. Well done Da Twinies!! They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
    I’m sure a painting of me would never be finished. Of if it was my mouth would be distorted because I could not keep it shut long enough for the artist to capture it.
    Happy Weekend
    hugs Cecilia

  7. Hari OM
    Bravo boys, for once again nailing the FFF challenge!!! I am eagerly looking forward to the presence of Pawriot and Pawstinks each month now &*> Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. I think artists like us will always have projects left unfinished. I think Daddy’s wallet knows that best 😏

  9. My GBGV Life says:

    A true artist puts down what they see, which not be what you see or what you want to see. This is why we have no paintings of us, just photographs. We think that painting was not so bad, by the way.

  10. Love your story, boys, and we think the portraits are beautiful!

  11. The OP Pack says:

    Great FFF story, boys. But we all know that any paintings of you would be gorgeous!!!

    Mom tried to send you the video via email, but for some reason the address we have won’t work. If you want to see it, send Mom an email at theoppackATgmailDOTcom, and we will get it to you.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  12. The artist should use one of those apps on Instagram that make the ugly look gorgeous. Everyone knows it’s a lie but the person is happy.

  13. We enjoyed reading your story but don’t think that painting was so bad. It must have been a challenge for the artist if the subject wouldn’t hold still.

  14. And sometimes the model wants to play pick up sticks and grabs the easel for a game of keep away! Artists need exercise and a bit of a run is good for them…so they are in practice if once the painting is done and the one featured in the portrait is mad?
    Paw waves for the fun run of it all!

  15. Brian says:

    I thought the portrait was darn good too but the runny romps looks like more fun!

  16. LP says:

    Hmmmm. But then again, some artists aren’t very good!!!😬😉💜💜🐾🐾💕💕

  17. Well, both of you are beautiful models, but sometimes artists just go in their own direction! Happy Friday!

  18. You are all best in real life!

  19. Bella, Roxy and says:

    Oh! Now we understand! We thought artists got bored, but being chased around by a disgruntled model, makes more sense!

  20. Wells, whatevers, you boyz are FABulous models! What the art-eeest does with that isn’t your concern…as long as your gots your milkybones in payment!
    Ruby ♥

  21. Interesting painting!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  22. We don’t know…we think maybe that is you through the eyes of a most modern and Picasso painter!! BOL!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  23. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    That was a good story. When artists paint they don’t see the same things as every one else. At least the eyes and nose were in the right place which they wouldn’t have been if it was painted by Pupcasso.

  24. jank1961 says:

    Artists are allowed to have creative license, and they certainly use it!! 🙂

  25. Lee and Phod says:

    We have missed you guys the last few weeks. Sorry we haven’t been around, life has been happening. We are all good, just too busy.

  26. Kismet says:

    Van Gogh cut his ear off. This artist should cut the painting hand off!

  27. You gottta be you! I loved the name Pawstinks! Think I met him and his brother Hiu u hum.


  28. Marsha Gay says:

    Take my advice. If you are painting a dog do it from a photo

  29. Art is in the eyes of the beholder, or the runner though yours is pretty darn well Weim-ified.

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