Alice who lives in wonderland has a contest and as I read you can win a giant and outstanding
only with writing a post, I condemned my mom to tickle the plastics on my keyboard. Also you can win a special badge: The sparkle pony thingy. I MUST HAVE this thingy.
It’s just great and an absolutely eye-smasher eye-catcher.
Alice has a special friend, his name is SPANKY and he knows all about blogging. His advices are priceless and if you want to become the most notorious famous blogger of slice earth you should listen to Spanky and his endless wisdom. Spanky knows always BEST – he is the WONDERBLOGGER! So, he said that  in addition to your blog you should use social networks. That means for example: FACEBOOK.
I admit, I’m not a fan of FB, I have an account to vote for  bloggers but I’m not really good in managing Mr. Zuckerbergs playground. To get better I bought a book about  FB and a special community there, called epic fail users, or short Facebookaniacs. Let me share some status messages with you:
I’m not sure if I should join this special group. But I know who could be a great addition:
Why? As I revised my post I noticed that my mom wrote SPANKY. The name is NOT Spanky, Mom, that’s just SPARKY! Welcome to the FACEBOKANIACS!… and your  currently status is:

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Oooo your hooman is going away. That means lots of grovelling and treats when she returns. Sounds good to us. Though you are probably going to miss her too, so lots of huggles from us. Whee hope she has a great time.

    Nacho, Buddy & Basil

  2. mollieandalfie says:

    I saw this over at get to win the pukey sparkle pony too..LOL Have a great time away and did you get the Elephant Skater fixed? Hugs xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. We don’t have time for Fuzzbark at all but we do post our blog as some furends use it. Who has time for all that social media we ask? Have a great break Easy and we see you when mum gets back with lots of treats we hope. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Easy what are we gonna do without “Easy Updates” until your Mom gets back?? Goodness – and how about Teaser Tuesday…..??? The entire universe has a chance to guess FIRST instead of my friend Easy!!!!! We don’t know about your friend Alice but we’ll have to check all of that out – we need to be “in the know”…..I hope your Mom has a fun week and that you and your Dad do a lot of male bonding stuff while she’s gone. You can sit around and drink beer in your underwear and burp a lot – my Mom says that’s what guys do when there’s no female supervision. I’m not so sure about that….besides, I don’t wear undies nor do you!!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  5. speedyrabbit says:

    Oh we shall miss you Easy,and it looks like you’re going to miss my Pirate party on the 14th sept too,xxSpeedy

  6. Have a great break xxx

  7. This is the best entry by a dog ever! Even if you had to resort to getting your human mom to write it. Still – awesomesauce! LOVE the pictures and captions. And for the record, Spanky may be an even better name than Sparky.

  8. Mom is on Facebook. I don’t know why. Usually whenever she reads on that thing, she says the word, “You’re boring. You’re stupid. Who cares. Boring. Boring. Seriously? That’s dumb. Get a life.” and other words like that.

    Love and licks,

  9. Madi and mom says:

    Easy you are so funny!
    Have a good week w your Dad and safe travels to your mom
    Madi your bffff

  10. Frankie and Ernie says:

    WE do NOT do the FaceBark or Twitterpateing thingys at all. WE are Bloggers and that is THAT.
    BUTT what are we gonna do withOUT YOU fur like 87 days? THAT is so not right, Easy. OH WAIT… we are gonna be GONE fur like 87 days Also… Guess we can’t complain TOO much though… since WE are going WITH mom and dad.

  11. Yes that’s Social Media. You are going to have Lots of FUN w/ Dad. Mmm hope you made a list on what you want. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  12. Goose says:

    Oh Dog Easy brother It will be a sad, tuff, lonely road without you. There better be some spectacular stuff for you when your mom gets home. I mean it, it better be out of this world over the top wonderful to make up for leaving you.

  13. Kyla says:

    Your Mom isn’t fired. She’s suspended one week for signing you up for FB. I’m not on it so there’s nobody there worthy of an intelligent conversation. I’m already a WONDERBLOGGER. You wonder why I wrote that, you wonder what I’m really trying to say and you wonder why you’re wasting your time reading my stuff.

  14. Ann Staub says:

    Hmm Easy, I’m not so sure about this FB group! Hope your mom has a nice week visiting the parents and we’ll see you guys when she gets back 🙂

  15. Misaki says:

    I have a fb page but apart from my auto feed from WP I’m not great at remembering to add the obligatory ‘just did my business in the garden status updates BOL
    Hope your mummy has a great time!

  16. Oh Easy, we are gonna miss you like kerazy!!!! Don’t know why the peeps feel the need to go and leave us now and then. We do not do facebook, Mom says it is hard enough to keep the blog up sometimes. Her job gets in the way BOL
    hugs and hurry back
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  17. BWHahahahahahhah…You so funny, Easy! Have a great break and we’ll see ya soon!

  18. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL/BOL oh Easy me n Mum laffin our little tushiez off over diz bloggie!!! Mum iz on da FB n me hi-jackz her page to post pix n bizit our WP furendz n a few other bloggerz we nose off site… to speek…me can barely keep Mum focussed on 1 blog n 1 FB page so me doez not midn sharin…..
    We hopez da Hu’manz have a guud time away n bring ya back lotz of bribery…er mean meanz pressiez!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue xo

  19. Brian says:

    Silly Facebook made us giggle Easy! See you when you get back!!!

  20. Oh Easy, I had the most FABulous time on our Date!!! I’m still in recovery mode today..
    OMD, Ma is the same way with the FB!! She is SO BAD at doin’ anythings with it…she is most impressed with the peeps that can keep everything updated and commented on!
    Well, I sure hopes your Moms brings you back some PAWSOME stuffs when she gets back…remember, GUILT works best for the bestest treaties!! BOL
    Ruby ♥☺

  21. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is always sad wen mamas hav to go on trips but at leest their wil be menny treets wen she gits bak!!! ok bye

  22. Anonymous says:

    Tell your mom to travel safely and have fun. We’ll miss you.


  23. spittythekitty says:

    Easy, You are the funniest woofie I ever meeted. You make me laugh and laugh and laugh every time I read your blog. I am sorry your Mom is going away. Can your Daddy help you with your blog???

  24. Maybe she should hold a giant “fire your human staff” pawty?

  25. Love your take on facebook! Says it all really. Is mom taking a trailer with her to sate your treat appetite – considering how long they last?

  26. PigLove says:

    PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). My mom has the Facebook thingy. Thank goodness it’s bit Piggy rated because some if the things she has posted there – oh my! I’ll just stick to my blog. Tell your mom to have a fantastic play time.
    Oh, and if you do get a chance check my page today. I gave you an award my friend. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  27. katiebblogs says:

    Easy we are going to miss you! We hope your mom has a nice little break and we will be anxiously awaiting your return 🙂

  28. Cat Forsley says:

    Miss You already xo xo xo xo xo xo xo

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  30. Wishing your Mom a good week off from Blogging, and we’ll be keeping all of our fingers, toes and paws crossed for a really good toy haul upon her return! XO

  31. lilyanna1 says:

    I wonder what this cute Weimaraner is up too? 🙂

  32. miss you Easy! I’m gonna be alone for over a week really soon!! I hate it even if I do have Auntie Shannon to sleep with me…paw hugs, Savvy

  33. Goose says:

    Easy I am so glad to see your oh so handsome face! I have missed it very much. So much that I had to look into a mirror just to get my handsome Easy fix. It worked OK butt you are the real deal. “A rock with legs” hahhahha. All I do when I see a turtle (MOM’s niece and her children have two) is bark and bark and bark and bark at them. Can’t help my self. They have to cover the turtle home and swimming area with a blanket because I won’t stop. Butt I know they are there. Glad your back buddy. 🙂

    • Oh brother, that’s a great idea to look in the mirror :o) I’m not interested on this turtle-guy but it was scary as the stone walked away. He smells like nothing, so I better stay away. He looks not as funny as Bashful the Rolling Stone :o)

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