I hope you can remember about me and you haven’t forgotten me, because I was such a long time far away from Blogville. Tuesday night my mom came back!!! She brought toys, treats and a big fat cold. Also my grandparents are obsessed  with the flu-gremlin and they run through my crib with dribbling noses and they bark more than me.
But I was happy. I’ve got three new victims, two are eliminated – one is still alive because it is boring.
Even my dad got a gift, it’s this one:
That’s HELMUT. He is a dalmatian tortoise from germany. Mom’s cousin bought him, because he thought his little daughter would like him. She did, but sadly he is closely connected with CRUELLA and she gave Helmut the boot. Thus he was a reptile non grata and homeless.
The cousin is a clever guy  and he gave Helmut to my mom, so he hadn’t to buy a birthday gift for her and the domestic peace in his crib was restored.
Now mom had the turtle and no clue about reptiles. Her plan A failed, because my grampy refused to drive to Dalmatia to bring Helmut  back to his relatives.  For plan B she placed Helmut in a shoe box and after 15 hours he arrived my crib. There mom immediately gave him to dad as a belated birthday gift and my dad was the only one who was really happy about Helmut. I think he is boring, just a stone with legs and I’m not interested (as long as I have enough other victims).
Today they bought a large new home for Helmut and they search for a turtle-girl now, because they think that Helmut feels lonesome.
We think it’s not okay to buy an anipal without agreement of all family members, or the agreement of Cruella.
They are not things you can storage somewhere when you dislike it. I hope we can give Helmut a good home and the book will arrive soon, because currently we have only dangerous sciolism from google.
Butt the main thing is, we are together again – even with a dalmatian turtle and a flu-gremlin…
I hope I can visit you all tomorrow when mom’s conk is sealed and the bee swarm has left her head, I missed you like crazy and I can’t wait to see you!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. WooooHoooooo glad ya back but sorry you bought an unwanted visitor Mr Flu.. Bet your gonna have fun with Helmut Easy..Bawahwhhahwaa xxooxxx Go see the Logo comp.. Will mail you tomorrow xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. A stone with legs! Ha! I love it. So glad you’re all back, although a bummer about the flu. I’ve missed all of you and was thinking that again just yesterday. Hurrah! You’re home.


  3. Welcome back Easy we have missed you and were wondering when you would be back. Yikes you now have a stone with legs. You and Helmut we fear will get up to all kinds of mischief. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. OwyheeStar says:

    Get well soon. I am sure being together will help the healing process. I heard that turtles carry salmonella. You might want to check on that. Washing of the hands might be extremely important. You don’t want to get another kind of sick. :O)

  5. Fern Reed says:

    missed you too Easy!! glad I got to see you today!

  6. lilyanna1 says:

    Who could forget this cute weimaraner? Its wonderful to see posting again.

  7. Will and Eko says:

    Glad to have you back in action, wth a new partner in crime no less!

  8. HEY!!! Who are YOU? We don’t know you!! 🙂 Oh that is sooooo great about Helmut!!! Here is a blog for you to follow where you can learn ALL about turtles, tell them Dakota sent ya! It is the BEST Turtle blog ! http://kamekroten.wordpress.com/
    HAPPY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOUR MUM (and your Dad too?) Give Helmut kisses from us! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Mom and we hope your Mom feels better soon!!!

  9. YOU WERE GONE???????????????????????????????/

  10. merbear74 says:

    Welcome back I missed you and was worried!! 😮

  11. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Thank goodness she is back with gifts! We think its great she brought YOU a pet Helmut
    Benny & Lily

  12. Welcome back – Hope everyone feels better soon. Nice new toys and a new friend named Helmut, too. Lucky you, Easy 🙂

  13. PigLove says:

    eeeasssyyy!! I’ve missed you my pal. I’m glad your mom got home…. sorry for the passenger and cold she brought with her. Hey, if all fails, dress that turtle up – snorts. Hope your mom gets to feeling better really soon my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Janice Webb says:

    Easy, we have missed you. Be nice to Helmut, he sounds like he needs someone to be nice. Hope your mom and grandparents recover quickly.

    Janice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie

  15. Gosh Easy you were gone FOREVER! I missed you terribly and of course especially these past two TUESDAYS when everyone was wondering why someone other than YOU won the First Right Guesser badge…HAHAHAHAHA…How way cool your Mum brought your grandparents along as well as a pet Helmut. I’m with you about turtles – rocks with legs maybe but he’s kinda cute and I’m hoping maybe there’s romance in his future. Also sorry your Mum is SICK – hopefully you can avoid any of the germs floating around……have fun with your new toys and WELCOME HOME DUDE!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • Thanks Sammy, I hope next tuesday I’m the first right guesser! I better stay away from this guy what wears a helmet, I was scared to death as I saw a stone what suddenly walked away. But mom told me that he is homeless, so I gave him a “Green Crib-card” and he can stay in my crib :o)

  16. Clowie says:

    It’s lovely to see you again, Easy! You look a bit tired. I hope everyone gets rid of that nasty flu quickly. I think Helmut is lucky to have found your family to look after him.

  17. We are happy you are back 🙂

  18. Madi and Mom says:

    WOOHOO EASY IS BACK ON DUTY…WE MISSED YOU AND YOUR MOM A GAZILLION TONS. OMDs she came hone with at bro for you. Helmut is most handsome. I hope you two don’t get into too much trouble together.
    hugs madi your bfff

  19. Oh we are glad to see you back Easy! And a brand new friend to play with. Too bad about the flu bug though.
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  20. Kuruk says:

    Welcome back Easy! Maybe you can slide Helmut around on the floor!Woooooowoooooo!

  21. Kyla says:

    How do you know Helmut is male? Maybe it’s Brunnhilda? I couldn’t tell because you didn’t show the tail.

  22. We missed you like crazy, E. Welcome back. We used to have a turtle named Leave-the-Turtle-Alone. Lots of times he had yummy FRUIT in his cage. I wanted to help him eat it. No luck – because of his name….

    Love and licks,

  23. Wow our first turtle blog 🙂 welcome back Easy xxx

  24. Welcome back EAsy. We all missed ya. Helmut is really cool. Maybe you can roll him around like a ball.

  25. Brian says:

    We’ve been missing you!!!!!

  26. The girls and I missed you Easy! Very cool about the turtle. We have a water turtle. His name is Mr. T and he is 17 years old. He is a red eared slider which is not indigenous to where we live but one day backing out of the driveway I saw something moving in my mirror. I checked it out and saw a bunch of squished baby turtles in the street and this little guy so I put him in a dish and then got a little tank and then a bigger tank and a bigger tank and a bigger tank and now he’s huge!

  27. Nikitaland says:

    WELCOME HOME! Our Mommy took a break from blogging last week to get things done.

  28. Ann Staub says:

    Welcome back Easy! And welcome Helmut – he is very handsome 🙂 I know a lot about turtles if your mom needs some advice. I used to work with a turtle doctor and we did lots of cool things to them. I’d be happy to answer any questions if you need it!

  29. Welcome back Easy! Now you have a turtle furriend!

  30. kolytyi says:

    Your mom should be more cautious because she has left the two boys alone together for a whole week! It might be the case that your dad and you share the idea of a turtle-BBQ! Thus, if I were your mom, I would build an armoured terrarium with a laser security system. This could be her next DIY-project: http://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/how-to/build-laser-trip-wire-alarm-system-0132660/!

  31. kolytyi says:

    Where is my comment? Please, comb your spam folder!!

  32. Dalton says:

    Of course we remembered you!! Welcome to the club Helmut

  33. Coccolino says:

    Welcome Back, Easy! We’ve missed you. What a wonderful reunion with those presents AND a turtle! Now that’s pretty neat. We can’t wait to see more of Helmut 🙂

  34. Stewey says:

    Welcome back, Easy! And, it’s nice to meet Helmut 🙂
    Hope you’re mom feels better soon!

  35. speedyrabbit says:

    Welcome Back Easy,wow this is very exciting!xx Speedy

  36. Gizmo says:

    Welcome back Easy!!! It’s so great to see you happy again…If he doesn’t work out maybe you can leave Helmut in a geocache as swag (JUST KIDDING!) …really with some time and patience on your part I bet you can train him to be a great stone pal 🙂

  37. Woot Woot!!! My Easy Rider is back!! and so is his wild and crazy Mum!! Yippeee! Hope Mum feels better soon…and truly…your Mum was so kind to give Helmut a home; too bad the cousin did not think first of Helmut before bringing him home. Hopefully he will have a good life now that he is with your family. Now, I may not be around much for a week ‘cuz MY Mom and Dad are leaving me again…sigh

    • Oh I read it Savvy that your pawrents disappeared… hope they are back soon and they have fun (difficult without you).
      The Helmut-thingy was not the best idea of the cousin, that’s true. And the reaction of his girl was a no-go. I hope Helmut will live as long as the lonely George and I hope we will find a girl for him. …now we are two singles in my crib :o)

  38. Howdy Easy, sorry about the flu bug going around your place. Hope your mum is better soon. We’re happy too that Helmut has a loving home at your place. We don’t know much about turtles either. Love the last photo of you on your mum’s lap! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  39. catfromhell says:

    Yo! Ho! Ho!! Easy! Mes happy your Mommy is back (even with the flu gremlins) and mes can laughs at your antics again!

  40. Oh dude, it seems you’ve been gone FUREVERS!!! Well, at least your Moms is home and peace is restored, and you gots to kill a few stuffies!! Pawsome.
    Now, that turtle looks like funs…does he do tricks? Zoomies? Bitey face?
    No?! Pffffft! Well, maybe he can just watch YOU do all those thingies!
    Ruby ♥

    • Ruby, this guy is boring. He made a hole in his litter and disappeared for hibernation. That’s the only trick he knows. but he can stare at me for hours…maybe he is a mentalist?

  41. fozziemum says:

    Welcome back Easy and boy not so welcome the flu gremlin…this flu is a beast!! seems to be Glo-balls…we all are getting it..but wow mum bought back Helmut and that’s at least something to be cheered up about! is he a hero in a half shell.???? is he a wonder turtle or is he Mr Tooter Turtle …drizzle drazzle drazzle drone time for this one to come home …heheheh hUgs Fozziemum xx

  42. Welcome back – let me know how you get on with the turtle…

  43. Sage says:

    I’m just happy to know someone else has been ‘amongst the missing’. 🙂 Welcome back and have fun with Mr. (?) Helmut. Just hope he doesn’t take a shine to you!

  44. We missed you Easy and hope you’re feeling better. Your poor little nose is like Rudolph. Helmut is adorable and are you doing a crash course in nutrition?

  45. Healing purrs that the flu goes scat soon. We think Helmut is kinda cute, we are glad your Dad likes him. Poor guy being passed around like that. ~Fenris & Family

  46. Sasha says:

    I am glad for you that she is back. Now kick that Flu guy to the curb and get back to normal!

    Loveys Sasha

  47. So glad your mom is back. Helmut is a pretty attractive looking stone with legs. 😉

  48. wyatt says:

    I like your new family member! He is cute in a turtle-kind of way. That is very good of you to make a nice home for Helmut and find him a girlfriend.
    Tell your family to get well soon. My mom has been real snarfy and snotty too..ha ha!


  49. spittythekitty says:

    Easy, Easy, Easy!!! How I has missed you! I has been getting into so much trouble! I am thrilled you are back and have such a cute turtle–don;t chew on him though.

    P.S. You are too big to be a lap dog.

  50. Cat Forsley says:

    You were so missed !
    ❤ ❤ ❤
    a new turtle girl …..
    did they find him a turtle girl ?
    I hope your mom feels better
    and again – Your cuteness and sense of humour were so missed xx Cat x

    • Thanks, I’m so glad to be back… even with that turtle-thingy. Hope he will get a girl friend in next spring, maybe he is such a boring guy, because he his lonesome?

      • Cat Forsley says:

        what can a Turtle do right ? xxx i mean – can he talk to you if he is lonely ? x
        lol x
        I love his name and again so glad your back
        i think Helmut should find a Girl turtle right away xxx
        He is probably very shy under his shell 🙂
        love xx Cat

  51. Welcome back easy, we missed you! It was far too quiet around the internet during your absence 🙂

  52. Paws To Talk says:

    Bella and DiDi: Easy we can’t wait to see what adventures you have with your new turtle sibling. Welcome back!

  53. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is sum grayt loot!!! well eksept for the turtel but the rest of it is grayt loot!!! and having yore mama bak must be the best loot of all!!! ok bye

  54. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy me HAZ missed ya alot!! Dere iz so much goin on at yer crib so no wunder ya haz bin MIA!! Butt ya iz back now which iz most impawtent fing. Now we nose how ya got da Hell-mut turtle…poor fing bein a turtle non gratiz…soundz like he haz bin thru alot fer a turtle n gettin hiz own crib n maybee a lady furend will cheer him up…
    If yer pawentz need tipz send dem over to Bailey’z blog cause dey got 2 cute turtlez n Bailey nose all bout dem!!
    Lub to all frum Nylablue n Mum xo

    • Oh cool, what Bailey is it? the brother of Emma or another Bailey? think we should write the great “who is who” in blogville LOL

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        Yow Easy me meanz Bailey Boat Cat…..do ya nose him?? He haz a bloggie here n he iz sumfing amazin!!! Me finkz hiz Mum iz French n Dad iz Italian n dey haz da sailboat dey live on part time…n Bailey haz 2 turtlez in a tank in da boat….ya gotta pop over to hiz bloggie n get to nose dem….maybee Bailey can give ya sum tipz on turtlez….
        Lub Nylabue xo

      • aaah I remember he is from Naples I think, the cute kitty with the lifejacket, right?

  55. knitwit1980 says:

    My travels have been incredibly lonely without you, my tag along fur friend. I’m so glad you’re back!

  56. […] good buddy Vidock! RA Husky and his fursibs Isis and Nanuk…arrrrwoooo to all  and play blows Helmut, Easy Rider’s companion turtle…any turtle who can avoid Easy’s chompers is purrty […]

  57. […] Kid front…well…I have learned she has some weird notion that she is related to my pal Easy’s turtle Helmut!! […]

  58. Hellmut is a cutie! I think he looks like a type of tortuous we have here caked a ‘box turtle’… Technically, maybe Hellmut is one also, as he arrived in a box! 😉

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