ANY WEDNESDAY
Today I’ve read on MISAKIS Blog the evil birds were going around and killed the BFF’s of poor Dogs . They attacked my Birthday Froggy too and now he is destuffed and he needs me as Service Dog, because the Birds stole his half head incuding eyes! – HOW SCANDALOUS!
At PAWSTOTALKS Blog I found an interesting question from A.J. : Should I get a cell phone…
That’s an interesting question. If you ask me: He should get one, of course. Honestly, cell phones are the humans best friend and I’m afraid, there are more of those weird toys existing than dogs…
Let’s think a minute about this…
ok, enough of thinking …
I have one too.
 
Don’t laugh, it’s true. It’s an itsy bitsy small one – 3x2x0.4 inches – (approx. €15/$19) and it will be  fixed on my collar if we plan for a longer trip, gone hiking or take a ride. Inside the phone is a prepaid card with some credit and the numbers of my staff and my vet are storaged…
Time for ordering a Pizza….
I need it for talking with all my friends or if I can’t sleep I call the speaking clock of Swaziland or I can order a pizza via phone ..
In case I have lost my staff or they lost me and somebody will find me, he would be able to contact my staff or my vet. Otherwise I’m traceable if I wear a phone on me….
…and in worst case:
STEAL A WEIMARANER AND GET A FREE PHONE  !!!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!!!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

47 responses »

  1. Goose says:

    Oh I could get into some serious trouble if I had a cell phone attached to my collar. Instead MOM chipped me and put a tag on my collar that people can scan with their cell phone and tell them all about me and what to do with me. But if I had the cell phone I could call you and we could discuss important Weimaraner stuffs.
    Blessings,
    Goose

    • I’m chipped too but we live a little bit in mediaeval times here in case of scanning with a phone… but it would be nice we could talk….think our peeps had to work in a coalmine for paying the bills hehehe…

  2. kolytyi says:

    Oh Easy, you are so attractive in the last pic that I have only one question: what is your number? And please, do not hang up if it rings and remain traceable :-;

  3. That is pricesless Easy! A super idea for the phone on your collar – surely wouldn’t be necessary though as you wouldn’t run off. Of course, if you were stolen the hunt would be international and the theif would soon regret it (cos of the heat from the fuzz natch)

  4. I’m afraid the thief would regret it for all reasons…most of all that he stole ME …:o))) but seriously we all do our best, that this would be in no way…and I wear this thing only for calling the speaking clock worldwide :o) …oh and for Pizza…

  5. You’re cool with your own phone, Easy. I’m kicking it old school with a tag and a microchip. I love to eat pizza. I also love to lick phones…

    Hugs and cuddles,
    Cupcake

  6. What a great idea!

    So sorry I can’t send you the little froggy, I’m afraid he would never survive such a trip 😉

  7. catchatcaren says:

    Easy I think you are the funniest dog I have ever met!

  8. saymber says:

    Looking very well today Easy! My girl Spot is raising her paw to say hello! 🙂

  9. Kyla says:

    OK, if you get a free phone if you steal a Weimaraner, what do you get if you steal a Rottweiler?

    Eaten.

  10. Easy I could allow you to borrow Freddy the Frog from my front porch – he’s not stuffed but if you gave him enough to eat he could be……as for the phone on your collar – WAY COOL idea….pizza ordering is a very important activity and having the ablity to call pizza delivery from ANYWHERE is certainly a “must have”…..just don’t accidentally press the “cheesecake delivery” button on that phone instead. That could be rather dangerous.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • Thanks Sammy for borrowing Freddy… I swear I will not feed him with cheesecake…. hmmm…. how long would it take if I order a Pizza from …just say, Jamaika? Hope the pizza ist’nt cold if it will arrive…

  11. Very clever idea but the whole blogging world would go after anyone who tried to steal you!

  12. owyheestar says:

    There should be a special place in hades for a person who would steal a Weimaraner. Especially a sophisticated one like yourself.

  13. Easy, if I thought stealing you would get me just you, I would consider that a bargain!! paw pats, Savvy

  14. What? You are not micro chipped?? I am and it gives Mom relief knowing that, so I hope your phone collar does something. BTW Easy, your are looking so good! Paw pats, Savvy

  15. Mollie says:

    Bol..here’s my number..3399023361102 ..Wez can have phone talk at night!!! bol 🙂 xx

  16. sheltiebeauties says:

    Hi Easy, thank you so much for visiting our blog. I like your name, it’s really cool and it’s so EASY to remember.

    You’re such a handsome dude and your blog is really interesting. It made my mom laugh a lot!

    ~ Eva

  17. Bol Easy steal a weimer and get a free phone , funny. You make us laugh pal. Have a great day.
    Best wishes Molly

  18. Those evil birds!!!!! One day we’ll get our revenge!

  19. dockfam says:

    OMG I almost choked on my lunch….Easy as a service dog for a stuffed, eyeless frog….too funny!

  20. Chancy and Mumsy says:

    Sweet Easy, what would we do without you giving us all these wonderful laughs. We gotta tell you if you or your staff were lost and we found you we might have to just throw away that cell phone and bring you on home with us. Hugs and nose kisses

  21. learningdog says:

    You can’t get any deal better than a free Weimaraner and a phone! But is that with a 2 year contract?

  22. MOL Easy! I think your last comment is a good point!
    Can we get a pic of you with your phone?

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