BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week

That was a hen and bachelor party last night,

we had lots of fun and no one was afraid

to look hangoverish today at the wedding.

it feels like doing in da sahara bobsledding.

the head is a bee hive 

for groom and the soon to be  wife.

in your belly a rocket  is ready to start

and oh… something comes out, whats called a fart.

to burp in church is no good idea we think,

something jumps out what will start to stink.

but it’s no sickness, no virus nor a bacterium 

it’s just a wedding in delirium.

Embarrassing,  a torture for body and soul

and everybody wants to hide in a mouse hole.

But in a divorce later, when all ships are sunken,

you can plead insane, because you were drunken.

…. good that we are not married….cheers!

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

21 responses »

  1. Oh MY! What a poem!! BOL!!
    I will be chuckling all day just thinking about it.

    Was that leftover champagne? Hmmm….

  2. WFT Nobby says:

    A brilliant poem to go with the picture – we totally needed all those background details!

  3. MOL…great poem, and what a prospect😹Pawkisses from heaven especially for you🐾😽✨

  4. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect poetry guys…..I have a feeling most of the poems we read today for this photo will have this same idea – too much booze leads to sleeping grooms at the wedding!!!

    Hugs, Teddy and Mom

  5. MadSnapper says:

    your poem tells the whole story and tells it well! My one and only thought before I read your poem, was he looks drunk, she is drinking coffee, he was not. the 2nd thought was women love the weddings men not so much. I think your poem is closer to the truth.

  6. Hari OM
    BOL… Yup, that sums it up! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. That’s a great poem for such a funny picture!

  8. Ships sunken! Hilarious!!
    Hugs Cecilia

  9. Not the best way to start off a marriage, eh?

  10. Lulu: “Our Dada says this reminds him of the episode of ‘Friends’ where Ross and Rachel go to Vegas and get really drunk and end up getting married …”

  11. Funny poem, frens. Also, that side-eye in the last picture is the side-eye that groom deserves at the wedding!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  12. BOL! You two are sooooo funny!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy

  13. You boys are just too funny! Great poem!

  14. We love the last lines of your poem!

  15. Perfect words for this poem! Not the best start for a marriage. I definitely think some ships would be a sinking!

  16. We like the drunken defence!

    Woofs,
    Ollie

  17. Brian says:

    That was pretty funny boys, ya done good!

  18. Insane because of drunken is a great defense.

  19. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    LOL! Great poem.

  20. Mew mew mew mew mew….HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Aunty Katty an Phenny an Nelly what a furabuluss po-em….
    Speshelly since BellaSita used that last line of yore poe-em to xplane #2 an #3 marriaegss to THE Court many many yeerss ago!!!!
    Mew mew mew…it will bee our littel seecret OKay?
    **nose bopss** BellaDharma 😉

  21. That was quite a poem. That sounds a lot like a cousin’s wedding many years ago. 😉

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