BON CHEW &COWCOW,
…can you see us squeezed on da sofa like two sardines? guess why? because someonewhowantstostayanonymous puked on our big pillow and tried to bury that recycled food for bad times. It sadly didn’t work and that someonewhowantstostayanonymous wrecked our pillow…. we furst thought, we will get a new one from Passerini, but you sure can imagine our bare dismay as the mama said she will MAKE us a new one… sooooo… grab your helmets and stay away because there are scissors in da game…
…. and with that sharp instrument she tried to cut out a circle… or an egg or something what has no edges…
…. you just cut a hole in your slippers…. just saying…
….awwww…da Nelly we better buzz off before we end with holes in our slippers too…
….and while we worked like slaves SHE! entertained herself with making a… oh what was that? …. I hear the wildest swearwords and screeching?
…da reason of that horrible cursing was that she furgot to turn da fabric inside out before she stitched it together… what the faggola! … do you know that it needs more time to ladder something than to sew it together? … oh and excuse da blurry photo, that was because she dashed the whatevershemade around like da nelly his toys…
…butt after 87 hours and after all neighbors closed their windows AND their shutters, she said it is finished… whateveritmaybe… to fish for some false compliments she posted it via whatsapp, to get support and puff pieces from her friends, but sadly they probably had truth pills for breakfast and so the unanimous sentence was: it looks like an elephant turd… well… at least no one said it is ugly, right?
….to get some more treats please her we used the new elephant turd pillow, butt we will call our grandparents tonight , their reaction was anyway eww! what is that? , so we look forward to get a new doggy pillow….
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL
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I feel for your Mama, she was brave to sew you up a new pillow….here Benji often tries to eat his pillows, (And Dalton digs to China in them),so we must cover them in big laundry bags until the next set of holes…and we now have a multilayered doggy pillow. Makes it nice and firm.BOL!
Sure hope he doesn’t try to destuff/eat the expensive bolster bed(s) that are for Dalton…
Snooze on you two! A soft elephant turd is better than a crowded couch, NO?
Don’t get discouraged – you have to try and try again to get better at things like sewing.
Hari OM
aw you boyz can be really cruel to your creativish mama – I think that she did a fine job and you have at least a lining between you and floor in this cold winter. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Ha ha! But will it last 87 seconds?
I think it’s wonderful that The Mama decided to try and make you a puke-proof new cuddle pillow. Her heart was in the right place even if her scissors and sewing went a little wacky but know what? The elephant turd looks VERY comfy and you boys should be pleased that she TRIED. Just don’t try eating it. OK?
Hugs, Teddy
Our mom is good at sewing and has made many cat and dog pillows over the years. Now she has decided it is just easier to buy them, so she doesn’t make them anymore. Hope you get something comfy to slumber on soon.
At least you can say it is a one off piece of art and no-one else will have a pillow like you.
OK I was laughing all the way and not even in a sleigh. when I got the elephant turd I was laughing so hard, bob said what are you reading, so I showed it to him and we both laughed.. i think the part he laughed at the most was slinging ir around like da nelly does.. thanks for brighing our day, it is just now breaking day and His Majesty Beau is singing to tell us it is time for his walk.. hugs you guys
Oh dear me Da Phenny and Nelly I hope …someonewhowantstostayanonymous might have learned a valuable lesson…no puking where you rest your head.
Now for the Mama…bless her heart for attempting to make you a bed with her own hands stuffed with love. Which by the way the love is on the outside since she forgot to turn it.
Hugs Cecilia
The new one looks great and your Mom did a really good job, really!
It’s great to have loving grandparents! I never knew what an elephant turd looked like. Now I know!
We’re actually impurressed with that pillow!!!
The Florida Furkids
Oh come on, you two! Give the Moms a break! Besides, one of you who will I’m sure remain nameless will have it trashed within a fortnight.
You can never have too many new pillows to rest on, boys. But some people say “elephant turd” like it’s a bad thing. That turd looks really comfortable.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Your mom worked hard to make that cover. We bet the bed feels the same no matter what color the cover is.
good for Mama!
I think the Mama did a beautiful job on that pillow. Made with love.
Hee! Hee! I bet the new pillow smells better than a Elephant Turd or the vomit. Because of Somecat puked on Cinnamon’s Bed, Mom discovered the cover came off Cinnamon’s bed. Mom washed the thing, and the washer would not spin it. Mom had to wring it out by hand and then dry it in the garage. I It smelled funky (like wet dog and garbage). So she left it on the back deck in the snow for 2 weeks and then dried it again in the garage. It still smelled. Now it remains in the garage and Mom bought a new bed and Cinnamon won’t sleep on it. Keep being AWSOME!
Oh come on boys. Give da mama some credit – she put some love into making that pillow for you – it doesn’t look THAT bad.
Wow, your mama’s needlework skills are up there with Coco Chanel when compared with Gail’s…
Oh no! She has been taking DIY lessons from your Dad.
Who wouldn’t want to sleep on a giant elephant turd? 🙂
Wow! Our #1 wouldn’t even try to make me a dog bed!
We’re supposed to get snow tomorrow afternoon and evening. How about you?
Woofs,
Ollie
you know what? In my book this is a HUGE WIN! you are using it, it works……and…I give your wonderful Mama TONS of bonus points for even attempting to make a giant pillow!!!
That’s awesome that your mama is making you a new bed!
Never a dull moment at your house!
Mee-yow wee think yore mew pillow iss purrty kewl Phenny an Nelly…it may need a bit of tweekin or twerkin or sumthin butt all in all, it iss purrty guud!
An Aunty Katty REELLY werked hard wee are sure!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} LadyMew
The Mama is an unappreciative angel..with tired pin/needle poked fingers no doubt. IF a Weim would kindly drape a butt just right it’s perfectly symmetrical and as fabulous as an elephants memory!
Oh dear! Boyz, you should knows only to puke under the kitchen table! Wells, lesson learned. As for your puppy pillow….hey, it looks like your Mama has the same sewing skills as Ma!!! 😂🤣😆
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
I don’t think you lost your bed. I think your parents lost their couch to you.
That pillow looks big enough to fight back. Maybe it won the battle with your Mama.
Actually, I don’t think she did a half bad job. (that was a compliment from the Mom here)
That bed looks pretty darn good to us. All that really matters is if it is comfy:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Well it sure did take long enough to get a new cover on the bed. No more puking!
Mom tried her best and now the grandpeeps need to do their rightful spoiling duty and get you a new pillow. Hahah!