Hell-o,
guess what? The trunk of the mama works pawfect again since saturday and the furst thing she said was, that someone here stinks to high heaven…. before I could suggest her to take a shower for fixing that problem, the dad came and grabbed the Weimaraner at ass&neck and carried the poooooor pup to the bathroom!
HEEEELP! SOS! MAYDAY!!!!!!
Although I fought for my life and my stinky aromatic fur, they knew no mercy…
… and there I was …. wet like a river rat with the water up to my chin… well nearly…. while my eyes turned red with fear the worn out shutter of the cam
…. and without all the precious dirt and without my dignity I escaped that wet torture pot…
… and I gave them the most dangerous FU-look before I left that bathroom chamber of torture…
… to hide under my blankie…
…the dad said now I smell like a fresh AVOCADO… WHAT?!
I’m THE MOLE and not the GUACA-MOLE, dude!
HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL!
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Easy Blog 
Heaven forbid that you were a stinker Easy 😀
I hate baths! It is so degrading! I jump over puddles because I do not like getting my feet wet. I feel for you friend.
Nothing like that feeling of clean Easy!! Have a great day 🙂
My guys go stiff in the tub. Pretty sure they enjoy the scratching so much they don’t want to move. They have even fallen over from leaning so much!
Poor Easy……..at least you don’t get a bath FREQUENTLY, but from the state of that water I’d say it just might have been a good idea to give you the “once over” in avocado juice! Seriously, I’m glad your Mom and Dad are feeling better finally – that flu was MEAN………..good thing they had you to take care of them after YOU got to feeling better! Enjoy your blankie Mr. Mole!
Love, Sammy
Now you need to find a big mud puddle. I’ve done that, it fixed everything.
Blessings,
Buddy
Hari OM
Deary me Easy – but at least your furs will shine like metal now!!! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hari OM
Deary me Easy….. at least your furs will shine like metal now! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Your parent smelled that you are not ane more mistyshadowgrey, you smelled like a dirtyshadowgrey. I am sure, that later on you will feel like a gentleman with clean and smellfree furrr. And soon it is a dinnertime.
Easy Easy Easy….evidently some buddy misunderstood what you wanted when you said
I 200% sure a bath was not what you wanted when you said. giveittotheWeimaranergiveittotheWeimaranergiveittotheWeimaraner.
I sure and glad your mom is well!
hugs madi your bfff
Oh Easy…I cannot believe they would grab you up so quick and sly like that and toss you in the tub! Oh, the fear you must have felt. That FU stink eye was well deserved…well deserved my friend. I hope you can find your stink soon.
Oz
We want you to smell like a flower, Easy!
Poor Easy! But at least, like Linus, you have your blankie for comfort. Anyway, hope they gave you a treat.
Nods head – yep – your human is feeling better. For that I’m excited my brother. Unfortunately you had to be sacrificed in the water – shaking head. I’m so sorry. XOXO – Bacon
I see Easy didn’t get his name from how it is to bathe him!
You and Ody can trade war stories sometime. My sweet and gentle butterball of a cat only once had a murderous look on his face, and that the time I had to bathe him due to fleas. I’d have needed 87 Band Aids had I not had a death grip on the scruff of his neck…
our bathroom fortunately looked not like the film set of Hitchcocks shower scene, but it was a challenge…. and Easy ignored us for hours after that :o)
Oh, Easy, silly humans should know to not let it rain inside – especially in that tiny room with barely enough space to turn around in without getting water in the face! Glad you survived
Oh Easy, it must be an epidemic. The same thing happened to me this morning. I never go to work on Mondays, but Mom decided to take me today and said it had been too long since I had a bath. And those devil eyes while you were in the tub – scary!
Watch out. My peeps gets frustration out by playing Whack-a-Mole.
whew! You lived! Now you’re safe for a little while. Next time, imagine it’s really stinky pond water and you chose to wallow in it! A little mind trick to get through the torture.
That was very stealth Easy! Glad your Mama is feeling so much better though. Bet you are extra handsome and shimmery now. Plus, we love ❤ avocados. It’s all good pal. Xxxxx your pal Skyler.
I’m not a big fan of a bath either, but I learned if I just hold still, it is over with a lot quicker!
Sorry to hear about the bath Easy, I escaped the torture chamber this weekend but Taffy didn’t. Hehehe. Love Dolly
Poor Easy! But at least you are clean and sweet-smelling now. And you look so handsome!
Oh Easy dude I bet that was one wrestling match and I bet you took a lot of rounds before the fall to the bath. Dog it was “Rub-A-Dub-Dub” Easy is in the tub!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
We totally understand Easy! We don’t like baths either…but hopefully yours was over with quickly! Hope you got some snacks after!!
I am so glad you made it through that horrible torture, Easyl!! What was it, National Torture your Doggie weekend??
Growleys,
Bilbo, who had his face soaked with a wet washcloth this past weekend!!
Aaaaaw Easy you look so handsum after your bath.
Luv ya’
Dezi
I feel your pain, brother. I had three…YES! THREE! baths last week. Mom said the one bath had water that was completely black. BOL! I did good 🙂 *ear licks*
Poor Easy ! We’re glad you survived your bath, but we’re sorry you lost your extra unique special smell. Purrs
Mama saw a Weinamaner at Lowe’s Home Improvenr store this afternoon. She wanted to tell the owner to “Give it to the Weiny, give it to the Weiny, ” but then she thought the owner might freak out. Bos Mama just smiled at the dog, who smiled back, and that was that…….
We love our bathes and wait in line for them, we are not normal. stella rose
We aren’t too crazy about baths either, Easy, but we sure bet you smell great now and maybe even like the way it feels:)
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
I had a bath last week too Easy, it was not fair cause I got a bath – Bailey just got a brushing and Hazel did not get either!!!
hugs
Mabel\
Bailey & Hazel too
peeps just don’t understand how important a good stink is to us – pure perfume 🙂
Hey Easy!
Wow, that’s such a rotten trick! Who wants to smell like avocado?!? Not us fur sure. I’d rather smell like a T-bone steak or some dead critter. BOL Great job with the red eye treatment.
BTW: If it makes you feel better to have company, I got the garden hose torture last week. Humpft
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Furiend
We could see by the way your toenails were gripping the tub that you put up a good fight!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Dearest Easy, I am so sorry your people tortured you in such a way. I am sure your natural smell was best! your gal Lee
Squeaky clean you are now Easy and so glad your Mom is feeling better. 😀
That grab was pretty quick but at least it’s all over Easy!
What a bummer, buddy. I hate when they use the stealth grab to get you in there. Smelling good is SO wicked overrated! I hope there were chewbones afterwards.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
EASY…. we are so sorry that they Forced you to suffer such an indignity…
Once when WE were Water Tortured… ONE of us made a BIG… PHARRRRT… and THAT slowed down the Baffing Schedule Considerably… You might want to give that one a “SHOT”.
We are glad that you had your warm soft blankie to Sooth you after the Torture.
That looks like pure torture. We think you should call the local Humane Society and complain.
Millie & Walter
Bwahaha, Easy…you have a rough life that Sam will be imitating on Wednesday when we go to the hospital. But, the important thing is you survived. I’ll use your story to console Sam so he won’t think he’s alone. 🙂
Too funny!! My guys love to swim so stands to reason they would like a bath right…no way! They agree Easy…torture time!
BOL!!!! Oh dude! Sorry you couldn’t escape the grip of your Pops! That would have been funs watchin’ them try and catch you!!! BOL!!!! Oh crap. Ma said I shouldn’t make funs, cause I”m gettin the water torture this weekend! YIKES!!! I thinks I’ll take my transport tunnel and hide at your crib….
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
How could they do that to you? What’s a little stink among family?
The Florida Furkids
Your torture wasn’t in vain – I showed it to Link as a reminder what can happen if he roles around in the “god-knows-what” in the yard again! Spot couldn’t look and sends her condolences.
Oh Easy, you survived waterboarding again? You are such a brave weim-pup and our hero as always!
Luvs
Marty and the Gang
I would call this thing rather a malfunctioning of the maternal and paternal brainboxes!
oh no not a tubby time. You look and smell great!
Oh, Easy! Chance used to hate the “torture pot” just as much as you do. 😉
Oh no, Easy, the indignity of it all! Smelling good and everything! Have you dared to come out from under that blanket yet? 🙂
Such a notty fing to do to mee doggie furend!!! An what thee Kat iss Avocado??? Iss it sumfing good? it must bee fur you to undergo thee dreaded bath Easy!
An lookss like Lady Katty escaped another shower herself, mew mew mew…..
**nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx
Sorry about the bath.
MOL…You captured it as I was inside of the bathroom, Easy…MOL…I am happy that I am a cat. No baths for me ..MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead 🙂 ❤
Oh poor, Easy! And you smell like avacado? Is that a compliment?
You and Kali can shake paws. If she hadn’t stunk so badly neither of us would have had to bathe. So I sure know how you felt Easy. Down with the peeps with thumbs.
Shoko
Easy, to look so silvermistydelicious was worth it!
Oh no!! I feel your pain there Buddy!!!
Wags
Oreo
You poor mistreated pup!!
OMD! We were waterboarded on Saturday too! WTD? Why can’t humans appreciate the time and effort that goes into achieving the perfect aroma? We applaud your valiant effort at resisting!
Oh no NOT THAT!
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh noes not the dredded bath time!!! that is the most horribul — wayt did yoo say avokado??? is their gwakkamole??? if so then spicoli and me wil bring the chips and we wil hav a party!!! ok bye