Hell-o,
guess who came to my crib? … yeah… as old as the hills…. it was the postman…
He brought a box. And my daddy thought that box is from ZOOPLUS and it is for me… like all things what come to my crib…
But it wasn’t from ZOOPLUS who have efurrything for anipals , it was from ZALANDO… what’s similiar butt different because they have efurrything for humans… and it also starts with a Z..
…butt they have good boxes, EASY to open without staples and tape…
and viola… there we have it…
… a cardigan for my granny…
… let’s see if it fits…
… ummm….. naaah … not my color…
Boy was my momma angry….
Butt fortunately not for long…
… and hey, this year we have a Weim-Christmas, so shredded packages and cardigans with holes are a must, right?
…. and because I’m always me, I upped the ante and inspected the gifts for my grandpawrents while my mom tried to get a picture of me with the advent wreath…
… she said I’m beyond reclaim…
Maybe. Butt I’m a Weimaraner not a RECLAIMeraner..
HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL
I miss you…. and I always love you Stuart…
Posted by easyweimaraner on December 14, 2015 in animals, backyard, balls, Blogville, Braque de Weimar, chien, christmas, dogs, endless wisdom, Family, pets, scotch, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Braque de Weimar, Brittany, Christmas, Dog, dogs, Easy Rider, endless wisdom, Family, Friend, pet, pets, shopping, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Oh Easy you just thought it said Zoolander…practicing your Blue Steele look..simple mistake baaaaa…and yes when i read about Stu this morning i had a good cry…and i bet now he is Arooooing with laughter at you..such is the healing power of laughter and silvermistygreybluesteelweims…R.I.P Stu…..bless his heart xxxx
ZooPlus always brought our food and good stuff to us in Germany. Pretty good place to shop.
Well it’s an honest mistake…….ZOO or any word LIKE Zoo would mean “Weimaraner fun” so at least you got to open the box up before your Mom discovered what was inside – AND at least it wasn’t a sweater for YOU! We will miss Stuart too………
Love, Sammy
I bet you can market your package opening skills, just like folks offer to wrap packages! I’m sure you’d be rich!
you are so lucky, so many things come to your crib. I could sure use a treat or two
So let me get this straight brother… all packages that come to the house is for the dog? That is wonderful news. I will remind my momma of this. I am sure she will be super happy with the help I can give her in opening them.
Blessings,
Buddy
ooooh pretty cardi color. Easy, you are the opener. My lab was an opener. She rarely cared what was in a box, the box was the fun. She opened her Christmas gifts and sometimes left the gift in her opening frenzy. Cole has a different idea… I hand him a box and hes says, “fetch my manservant to open this for me!” LeeAnna
MOM CRACKED UP AT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT MANFRED’S OTHER NAME. WHEW SHE IS GLAD SHE ISN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THINGS LIKE THAT
HEY EASY WHAT A GREAT BOX. THERE ARE TWO HERE AT MY HOUSE THAT I’M NOT ALLOWED NEAR. HOP ON THE RED EYE . I NEED YOU HELP ME OPEN THEM.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFF
Don’t your parents know ALL gifts must be examined, sniffed, felt, and tasted by the doggie in residence? How else could they be sure to be right?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Shredded boxes and cardigans with holes are always in style! bahwhahahahaha
LOL, Easy! Your Granny loves you and understands your eagerness to open all packages with enthusiasm so you are all good! Your hood looks very festive!
The postman probably has a bad back from carrying all the mail Easy gets.
Despite all the Weim holes, I think you must be a very good boy for all the packages that come your way, Easy. Paws crossed more are delivered for you and the ‘staff.’ ❤
Today we’re all weimourners.
Oh brother – I could have used you over the weekend. We had a box that even daddy couldn’t open – it was a snort of a time getting into it. And we are saddened with the new of our pal Stuart too. We just know he is watching over all of us now. XOXO – Bacon
You are one heck of a package inspector Easy! We’re very sad to hear about your pal Stuart. We will head over and visit the peeps.
Opening boxes seems to be a specialty of yours!!! We will go to Stuarts blog and leave them a message of condolence.
The Florida Furkids
All things go according to plans then Easy.
you certainly know how to shred a box good
We think granny will be pleased with your modifications.
we are so sorry to read about sweet Stuart, we received his card in the mail today, mom had tears when hanging it up…and hugged us extra tight……………we are glad you are in charge of Christmas this year, we should have been here. stella rose
Maybe your dad should wear glasses when he gets the mail? Glad the box didn’t read Zappos would hate to see you destroy some nice shoes! Love Dolly
Your Christmas, your rules! All packages around here are for the dogs…well, Luke thinks so just like you at least.
Sounds like a WEIM-Christmas is the way to go!! We think we’ll have one here too!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Easy we are forever amazed at your box opening skills!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
WE are feeling SO SAD about Stuart. He was One of a Kind…
Now about that BOX…. It was delivered to YOUR CRIB… by YOUR Post guy, it had a Z in it… and your NAME SOUNDS like has a Z in It… So it was only LOGICAL fur you to ASSume the BOX was fur YOU… No call fur your mom to get her collar all in a wad over a small thingy like this.. Just Sayin, Easy Aka EZ
WE got your back!!
Maybe that sweater was yours and another sweater could be ordered fur Granny. Looks like u got attached to this cardigan already. (literally)
Your mom must have some crazy expectations so it is clearly her fault!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Bentley and Pierre just assume all boxes and Christmas cards are for them. Sadly, they are usually right! BOL!
good going on the examining- I like the color of that sweater and hope there is not a hole in it Easy!!!
I love Weim Christmases!!!! But take it easy on your mom’s cardigans, okay? I hope we can have a Lab-Christmas some year. Our straight-laced family wouldn’t approve 🙂
We think your Gram will love the sweater anyway as it was pawsonally inspected by her dear GrandWeim:) We just heard of ZooPlus, wish we had that store here.
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
We all make mistakes, but some gray dogs may make more than blond and black ones, but we wouldn’t know. Every package is fair game we say. Happy holiday!
Way to go!! We think we will make a few holes and shreds too
Lily & Edward
I’d be so happy to thing Stu was lookinging down at you Easy and your shenanigans and getting a good giggle.
Shoko sends hugs and kisses
We can tell you were just excited to see what was in the box!! The girls think every single box that is delivered is for THEM!!
Hari Om
A dog with pawrorities…. fair enough! (Been MIA… well… in Queensland actually, but no etherwebs. Horrors!) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
I think that cardigan is not ready yet. Some silver-misty Weim-spit, for example, should be added to be a perfect WeimChristMess present.
You sure know how to “deal” with a package! I love Stuart too and always will. ❤
I bet you were surprised when you finally got that box open!
Wowsers…Your package opening skills are TERRIFIC! Maybe you should give lessons! Your photographic technique is pretty good too!
Hap-Pee WindsDay! {I’s a little late in my commenting skills}
Hi Easy, I am so sorry you lost your friend Stuart. He looks like a very sweet little Scottie. It is hard to lose our furry companions.
Good box opening skills! The cat crew is impressed!
Easy you have a very unique style of opening boxes….I could have used your expertise yesterday when my lap harp arrived LOL! Love to you all.
Brilliant post 🙂
Aaaaaaw Easy what a gweat job you did checkin’ out da package. MOL Yous lookin’ gweat as always. Have a pawsum week.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
whoops a daisy. Holes are in!