Warning: Some of the following images are graphic in nature and disturbing to view.
Why you  are still there plush-dudes? …. think I’m getting old…hehehe
We don’t have them, only humans and monkeys have thumbs. They mostly grow on fore-paws like lateral shoots on a tree and they stick out from a paw, what looks very ugly.  It’s scientifically proven that the thumb makes the difference between animals and humans&monkeys, because the last two act  silly and they are always the butt of jokes.
Thumbs are useless and they are always in the way….  they are not even good to discover the content of your nose or to scratch your butt.  No wonder that some monkeys try to cut this thingy off.
IMG_0011 Rule #1 for all Dad’s: even when you have a small ouchie, leave a complete MASH behind…That’s very important to moderate the blizzard of shit what will rattle down on your head when your opposition party sees the product of your work…
Butt because thumb owners are haunted by bad luck and clumsiness their pitiful try fails and as an aftereffect not only themself are the butt of all jokes, their hedge is a laughingstock too.
There is a reason that the word DUMB rhymes  with the word THUMB….just saying…
What?! You have thumbs too? Poor thingy!
Butt wait today is your lucky day, we can fix that problem within two seconds…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

42 responses »

  1. Goose says:

    Oh No! Good thing I sent you dad that first aid kit. Looks like the dragon needs a band aid on his nose as well. I have no use for thumbs. My nose is way better. I can open gates and doors with my nose and never once have I had my nose cut. Although I hear a thumb is a good thing to have if you are without a car and you need a ride.

  2. You’ve hit the nail on the head Easy 😉 Thumbs are the reeason of all ills and global DIY disasters!

  3. kolytyi says:

    I think the solution for the thumb(lessness) problem can be found in your mom’s favorite trashure store. She should buy such a thingy for your dad: http://pancelkovacs.hu/kesztyu.html, and perhaps this for herself: http://www.infopest.supervoov.com/external/uploaded_images/51a47c2f48e75.jpg

  4. BOL a thumbectomy???? That is just what daddy needs/ Go to it Easy. Have a serene easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. fozziemum says:

    Yikes! dad must really be having a bad thumb day…and those poor stuffies all passed out from the fear…I don’t think the hedge looks too bad my friend ..all it needs is a bit off here and there and if dad is like me before you know it…stumps….hahaaha so I assume he won’t be taking up hairdressing 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  6. Uhoh Easy…….you know better than to let your Dad have ANYTHING like a sharp object!!!!! He tends to have accidents!!! As for thumbs, you know I have them and they come in quite handy…..how else do you think I type my blog up every single day??? Just sayin” …….

    Happy Sunday

  7. Great lesson, Teacher. Mom uses her thumb sometimes to show me the way when she catches me sneaking around where I don’t belong. She shows the thumb and says the word, “OUT!!!” I don’t like it.

    Love and licks,

  8. having thumbs would be useful for hitch hiking – imagine the places we could take ourselves with that one silly appendage?

  9. Shiva & Jaya says:

    We been seeing your bum. Now THAT’S graphic.

  10. DailyMusings says:

    Well no thumbs up to your poor dad on this one. I felt like your class when I looked on the damage. I think the hedge makes for an interesting design. Thumbs up to you Easy on another lesson well taught. 🙂

  11. speedyrabbit says:

    hope your dads ouchie heals up quick Easy,xx Speedy

  12. Mental Mama says:

    Poor Dad, that looks like it hurt pretty bad! Josh decided to go do some wood work stuff in the garage pretty late last night, so when he woke up this morning I checked to make sure he still had both of his thumbs.

  13. Brian says:

    See Easy, I knew those thumb things were way over rated!

  14. cecilia07 says:

    Easy you ate the bestest teacher with the most informative lessons!
    Today I learned that dumb thumbs often get in the way
    Mafia your bfff

  15. Cindy Shier says:

    You got it easy, those thumbs are over rated

  16. We squirrels have vestigal thumbs that help us hold on to that stuff we like to stuff in our mouths and chew on rather noisily.. but they’re not opposable, which means I am unable to give this post a thumbs up thanks to biology.

  17. dollythedoxie says:

    Another good lesson thanks! Love Dolly

  18. Whew Easy! When the graphic warning came up I was skeered the little gray guys with the beep noses were going to have an “accident” maybe. But it was not good it was your Dad’s thumb and made my knees a bit weak even though I am on the couch. I think the shrub is looking pretty good!

  19. lmao, so sorry for the hurt thumb but I loved the lesson! Have a wonderful day.

  20. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ouch! I hope daddy is ok. Us humans are incapacitated if we don’t have a thumb. However, be aware that he might not be able to open the treat jar without his thumb. .. THAT can be a tragedy for you! Make sure mom’s thumb stays intact! 👍👍

  21. Kyla says:

    Humans may have thumbs, but they don’t have dew claws. As for their ability to grasp things, they might try ideas but that’s hard for them. Grasping objects allowed them to survive because they don’t have the intelligence that we have.

  22. Frankie and Ernie says:

    You are an Excellent Teacher… So full of INSIGHTFULNESS and such…Control of your CLASS and MASTERY of the subject…

    We will give you a THUMBS UP fur your Down with THUMBS lecture.

  23. The OP Pack says:

    OMD, the whole class fainted at the sight of blood!!! Poor Dad – looks like that thumb messed things up again. Hope he is OK.

    We are off to see if there are any thumbs on the things in our toy box – have to save them from those evil appendages.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  24. Emmadog says:

    Mom often tries to rid herself of a thumb too, but so far it is just a bloody mess.

  25. catfromhell says:

    Your poor Daddy! That is horrible! My Mommy has cut her thumbs and she says that they hurts terrible. Has yous ever cut one of your pads? Bandaids don’t stick (except to the furs).
    Mes thinks thumbs is impawtant – peoples uses them on the can opener to opens my foods!
    Thanks so much for your lesson on thumbs
    Loves and Kisses to yous and your Daddy and Mommy

  26. pawedblog says:

    Oh Easy… We have an ad campaign here where the cats have THUMBS and oh, the things they can do!!…. they use them to help them take over the world! I think maybe they should suffer a fate like your dad’s to put them off!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  27. fredrieka says:

    well Easy if we had thumbs we could get our own treats what do you think of that?

  28. We are on the fence about thumbs, we think they may be useful even if we cut them sometimes.

  29. Yikes! You did warn us but Mom’s stomach took a turn when she saw your dads thumb. Youch!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  30. Wow Easy, you sure are one clever fella! Thanks for “splainin'” that to us! Now we won’t wish we had thumbs!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

  31. harrispen says:

    Oh Easy! Your poor dad did it again and hurt himself. We hope he feels better soon.

    Millie & Walter

  32. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    Ouch!! Were you not out there supervising that hedge trimming sweet Easy? Your dad might not have cut his thumb had you been. Sure hope he heals soon. Are you going to finish the trimming for him? Hugs and nose kisses

  33. That sure was a lot of medical supplies in your household. You guys are prepared fur everything. Love how the class fainted after seeing the bloody thumb photo.

  34. Charlie says:

    Crikey Easy ….. Mum passed out too …… she can’t stand the sight of blood!!

  35. Oh Easy, your Dad is a disaster with sharp objects! Glad you got that nice first aid kit so he could fiix his thumb! They do come in handy when you need things opened though 🙂

  36. I give this 2 thumbs up, Easy. (Thanks for the warning on the images – lol).

  37. dezizworld says:

    Wow Easy yous vewy talented. Dat wuz a pawsum poem. 🙂

    Luv ya’


  38. OMC is your Dad related to OURS??????????????? We see a LOT of that red stuff here!!

    The Florida Furkids

  39. This ouchie doesn’t look good at all.
    Good job I wasn’t anywhere near it or you will have to pick me up from the floor.
    Blood makes me very dizzy very fast.

  40. The class looks unconvinced about the whole thing…lol.

  41. are you sayin’ that there is something amiss with that hedge??? Why it looks just like my own Dad Peter trimmed it…heh…heh

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