WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

Sometimes it takes a good Fall

to really know where you stand.

-Hailey Williams-

we stand on all 4 paws and we will stand our ground, after the sh*t weekend we will go to da comission for gundogs in shocktober, to win our dignity back and much more… yeah TOWANDA!!!!!!

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL AND A

 

 

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

look what we found in da junk store:

… the one and only ultimate WTF! ice cream…

…tailor made for the mama….

…it looked a little like mustard, but there were caramel and peanuts inside…

..we say it is not bad, not like Haägen Dazs , but asbolutely eatable…

… and even da caramel truffle jar was not bad…

…the only bad thing is you have to dive deep into that jar to get the last leftovers…

…true but that is not da fault of da ice cream, but the fault of da greedy staff who nearly emptied that jars…

… butt nevertheless, we give that WTF ice cream 7.5 paws, also the price was with 1.99 more than moderate…

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

with an adventure what started as a fail and ended as… well… a fail…

it started with da furst dogshow of da year since covid…. sadly that show was da same time as da hunting clown-test and the mama decided to go to chateaubriant instead to da fab place where 87(yes, really 87!) weimaraners had a great weekend. FAIL#1 . that the weimaraner club was surprised about that is not noteworthy, they wondered that those who always want to bend and to stretch  the rules like bubblegum can not make it possible to pop up once per year. FAIL#2

…butt anyway we knew that Monsieur Jack will be there with his momma and so we packed our suitcase and hoped for a good day…

…not to mention that the weather looked like snot and green plums and the mama made us raincoats, we will show you later  if we are brave enough to model that creaturations…

…so now there we were… after using an illegal parking area and after using an illegal entrance, we parked our stuff next to da ring. we will count that not as a fail, because that is common for our staff… quasi their nature…

…then da Jack and his momma came over and she told us that da Jack is howling and nervous, because….sidestep of the mama, wham! da eagle has landed, because da nelly noticed the news earlier with his nose than the momma of jack could finish their sentence…….of a bitch in heat next to da ring. FAIL #3

…. so well then da dad said we exchange da dogs, so the mama got da Phenny and da dad tried to keep da Nelly in line. FAIL#4… da Phenny is 100% the pup of the mama, but they are disharmonic in working together, because da Phenny can be a rotter who ruins things just for fun… da Nelly was totally confused and he always tried to be close to da mama and so we entered the ring like a crash of rhinos…FAIL #5

…and there she was… our eternal Nemesis, who let us run over da slippery &wet lawn 3 times always next to that bitch in heat what made it not even easier. da phenny tried a wild salto to get her, sadly in front of the stilts of the mama who met da ground again. FAIL #6 she said a tainted word to da Phenny but brought him back into a stack and then she actually thought she avoided the pitfalls and the storm is over… FAIL#7 … the storm just began… and it came over her in shape of that judge who dislikes us since 2019…what all other members of our flying circus knew who skipped that event rather than to land in the bucket. FAIL#8 after trouble about taking da measurement and to check da chip, da Phenny refused to get touched by strange people and this time the mama was with him, because as long as we have to complete all events with masks, we still are not out of the woods and there is the new rule that YOU show the judge the teeth and all parts he/she wants to see.  it ended like always with that woman, she kicked da Phenny and the mama out… FAIL#9

…. and who thinks that it went well for our flagship, da Nelly, is sadly wrong, because not even two minutes after the mama, da Nelly got his air ticket too… and guess what? we have no clue why! FAIL #10

hehe, I know it, I know it… maybe because the person she dislikes  even more than your mama is your dad?… ummmmm … well that can be….. and the mama talked shortly with da Jack and his mom and then we reached the car  before the mama became a waterfall…. and it is a NOGO to cry in public, specially after such a thing…

…we then hit the road and we drove home in silence, that was NOT what we expected…. the mama regretted badly that we tried da shorter way instead to be with our circus crew at somme mouth … Every shortcut has a price, usually greater than the reward…said Bryant H.McGill… and he is right.

…and while da dad tried to calm the waves with a cake…

… I made a statement about all that …

…and I hope it will cheer up da  success spoilt Nelly who was still shocked about that day…

…the only good thing was, that we did not need da raincoats the mama made for us…

…we will call them la tristesse and la miserable from da grande blamage collection…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

…today with da cow-l-edition, because it still has pitiful 14°c here…

…. butt at least it was dry and the sun came out for a short while…

…. and there was that big black and white dog what looked at the 4 fearless walkers who withstand hail&rain…

…and a smaller one what looked like da Phenny when he is pixxed….

…. that other two big black &white dogs were busy… one with eating grass and the other one with a kind of cow-wash….

….. it seems even da grain missed the sun, it is way behind da time this year…. so the quote, NOT by Marie Aintoinette, about bread and cake will fail…. both things will become eggs-pensive…. but maybe we can replace da cake with ice cream or chocolate?

….at least we hope that with july the summer comes back to us and we can enjoy a little summer time where da livin’ is easy….

..and with a yellow rose for Rosie, what looks like a little sun, we wish you a sunny furryday and a

GOOD WEEKEND

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

isn’t that raw-mantic?

Da little restaurant close to the water

is da best place for dogs, the mom and the father.

If someting is not right  and gives your stomach a shiver

don’t hesitate to throw it in da river.

but first take a look to da left and da right

that  no boat or gondola is in sight.

specially if da fish there smells too strong

but maybe therefore o sole mio is da common  gondoliers song?

…very fishy my friend…. well.. I would like to get some fish… how about some sardines in oil right now?

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

PURRSUIT OF FLAVOURS

BON CHEW & COWCOW

and welcome to a new epawsode of our funny cooking contest… and together with da CANADIAN CATS, we present you today:

FRUIT LOOSE & FANCY FREE … ALL ABOUT FRUITS 

NELLY’S AND PHENNY’S FRUITY CUPCAKES

 

you need:a muffin/cupcake baking mix, fruits you like, eggs, oil , water aaaand….

Dr. Oetkers Paradise Cream… or another cream you like and what fits to your fruits…. oooh da glorious times as our daily bred was Dr. Oetkers creation, straight from a chemical lab … and even when it was just available in chocolate or vanilla or caramel in that old days , it was much better than the dreary muck they offered you in da school cafeteria…

..eggs-cuse me da mama… let’s go back to da recipe and the eggs!

..prepare your cupcakes and be carefull with da eggs…. we are not sure if you can lick them away like da nelly…

… while your cupcakes are in da oven , make a mash from your fruits with a blender or chew it and spit it back in da bowl, that’s what we did, but please don’t tell that to our staff… and you also can prepare your cream and you can put it in da fridge, till you need it

…when the cupcakes are ready, let them cool down and remove the top and something from the inside with a tea spoon… technically like didding a hole in the back yard… fill da hole with your smashed fruits and with da cream…

…at last use the removed material from the cupcakes, crumble it a little and spread it over your cup cakes…

….. and don’t furget to block the way of the cup cake transporter, with some luck  2 or 3 will fall on the ground …

…and while da staff tries to kill da suzie quattro memorial pants with our oeuvre….

…we clean da dishes and da kitchen… it’s a dogs life isn’t it?

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

 

TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

…can you imagine that someone occupied our couch without permission?

… that is totally undogly… either we will get a third sofa or the squatter has to go…

… fortunately after we called the mama, the hierarchy  in our crib was restored…

…and we hope even da cheeky squatter will follow the rules now…

btw: the mama feels crappy after the second vaccination yesterday, so we will give her a day off… butt only one, we are back tomorrow…

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

MISCHIEF MOANDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

…..oooh look there is da lunch in da tree….

… we waited for 87 hours, but it didn’t came down…

…and because we heard da  doorbell in the middle of da waiting, we erased that pigeon thingy from our menu card and looked if maybe da pizza guy came…

… twas da postman, but da envelope was flat, so we thought either actually a pizza or pan cakes…

…butt it seems that is a real MOANday, there were  new collars inside, because our old ones  are gnawed…

…oh man now I look as stupid as you! …yeah and I look as stupid as you!

… and at the end the new collars look like the old ones… gnawed…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

furst da Lake Sammy… it’s not really sunny and warm but it was ok, even without a coat

then something what’s technically nature too, but bothered the mama like crazy… all our gooseberries are ruined because they are infested by Abraxas grossulariata . this pest eats all leaves and the berries shrink in the sun and you can throw them away… not even the birds want them… we never used something toxic  for our plants, but next year we will fight back…

…and we better look at our other trees and bushes who knows what will lure there? fortunately the mama has two fearless hunters who will protect her garden stuff…..

and with a pink rose for Rosy we wish you a good furryday and a

WONDERFUL WEEKEND

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

….oooh the junk store!

Welcome to da junk store puppers and kitters

here you find efurrything even for berds and critters.

things you had no clue that they really exist

and who never appear on a shopping list.

grab what you can, give nothing back

and don’t furget to look under efurry rack.

the best things someone ever found

are always the things what lay on the ground.

park da shopping cart at the checkout when it’s full to da brim

and get an empty one, so the purser will not looking grim.

the cashier knows what she has to do

and adds shopping cart one to shopping cart two.

and when you leave that place,

make a happy face.

for  the bestest deal what hart & soul now feeds

even when da purser says: anotheruselesshitwhatburnsmoneyisinthewayandwhatnooneneeds.

….. we have a lot of  that anotheruselesshitwhatburnsmoneyisinthewayandwhatnooneneeds, right?

…..yeah but not enough… and please baby jeesuz protect the junk store and make that is full of häagen dazs for 99 cents  if we are there…

BTW: the mama  just noticed  in da poem of da friendsfurever, that she misundersood da photo prompt completely…. let’s throw our pocket money together to buy her some good glasses LOL

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL