TASTY TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

while we went shopping we bought something very special and the mama said this is just for us…

it’s da AVON ice cream ball…

a little wonder thingy what gives you ice cream immediately…

…we were surprised  about the 45 ml (1.52oz) milk and the same amount of yogurt… that’s not much, right?

but you can fill the outer bowl of that ball with ice cubes and there you can use much much more, that’s good isn’t it?

after you put the whole crap together ….

you have to shake it around for 5 minutes or so

and then you actually get ice cream !!! yay! but only two lumps as small as berd sh*t … not even enough for a dwarf with eating disorder….

but it was tasty and next time we try the recipe with the  raspberries… you can use 3 pieces… 3 whole raspberries…wow!  that’s the all you can eat party!

…we have some doubts that baby jeesuz used that Avon ball as he fed the whole world… butt a day has 24 hours so the mama has enough time to produce more ice cream in an adequate weimaraner amount….

we have to say that we had no real ball with the Avon ball, but at least it was 99cents at the junk store, so we paid not even one Euro for a good laugh and that’s not too much, funny things are very rare this time…

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW &COWCOW

a constant point of rage isthe gaz station this time… we snapped the photo while passing by, so  you mabe can not see it complete, but the price is Euro 2.50!!! for a liter… this is more than insane… and we really needed a bypass while passing by at this place of endless shame…

butt whatever happens , never ever think it can not come much more worse, because you will be always wrong… so we came to this temporary redlight, installed for an invisible construction area. we think they built something very mysterious or something what is top secret, because the whole darned road is free and we have to wait till our melting ice cream will flood te whole black maria!

…there are some dwarf caps on the right , but there is nothing what blocks this sh*t road…

…no hole, no workers, nothing… and there was a waiting line as long as the chinese wall behind us! and why oh why this secret and invisible construction grounds always happen in a time where people travel a lot?

nevertheless we made it through the half year of waiting and the last 5 seconds we were silent, because the mama ran out of swear words and curses, we think that red light needs a re-setting, if even our mama has no swear words after she used even those what are 66 ft. below the belt, the waiting time is way too long…

with liquid ice cream and hot paws we made it finally home…

…where we fell asleep immediately… shopping is the hardest job ever this time…

HAVE A MAGIC MO(A)NDAY ALL

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

come on da phenny let’s look for some nature ….

look a red rose…

and pink ones…

and there are the horses… in the morning  they can go nekked and haven’t to wear masks to be protected from this awful flies… they enjoy it…like we do…

and there is a rose in a special color for Rosy….

and with that rose,we look to da sky and wish you a sunny and funny weekend…

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week

If you ride in a bus or in a tram

you should have your phone and a video  cam.

to record the people you see in this pan

sandwiched like sardines in a can.

there is the drunkster who came from a bar

and who lost his license and can not drive a car.

there is the old lady who loves to chat

to all people who next to her sat.

there is a young guy with tattoos and da pierced body

just escaped from pawlice custody

there is a da yeti who came from a mountaneous region

he has no car, nor a ticket nor a phone.

there is the gentleman who reads da news 

and gives all people da leery views.

there is da kid what licks at da grabpole

till  it’s tongue is as black as coal.

there is da pickpocket who looks forlorn

do you still have your wallet or is it gone?

after all, travelling public if plane, train or ark

is a like visiting a kind of jurassic park….

boy I’m glad we have a car … me too dude…me too….

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

Don’t give up on your dreams.

Keep sleeping…

-Manager of Tempur-Pedic Inc.-

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

dear god and baby jeesuz… please make that we will get something tasty this tuesday…

…wow that is amazing da phenny, seems Baby Jeesuz has a heart for sinners….

… sometimes miracles happen …

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

there we are and it is THAT time again…

tick-time. the species what is good for nothing  apart from bringing trouble and sorrows to peeps and pets….

and faster than we could say NO! we got our tick&flea collars…

….once many moons ago  brittany was a tick-free area… but sadly things changed and not always to the best…. so we first lost our subtropical climate, then the ford to the UK, where you could walk with some good wellies through the water from Cherbourg to Brighton and now we have this useless sh*t ticks too…. We think that all happened because Queen Anne sold us to France…

we don’t like changes, bring back da good ole times!!!!

HAVE A MAGIC MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

…always take time to sniff da flowers, right?

and don’t furget to water them….

…and if a dad tries to be a cowboy…

the cows think otherwise… and with the other end of da head… oy… that’s no good smell… so let’s better start our rosy-rose movie…

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…and with something purple we wish you a funny furryday and a

GOOD WEEKEND

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week

let’s play… are you ready?

oooh look what appears behind da screen….

something we have never seen (don’t say it looks like a pig) 

it is expensive and when it gets  lost, you need it da most….

and it is red and comes in a pack….

a whole carton of cigarettes oh what the F*UCK!

Say BINGO! you are da biggest moke

for finding  cigarettes after you stopped to smoke…

There is nothing left to be added…. you must be the biggest jack ass if you find the long missed cigarettes AFTER  you  broke up with Nico and Tina…. apart from the cigarettes we found a tupperware quick shake without lid, a gilette shaver (NIB) and a cover for our toy box in da wrong size…. let’s say this trashure hunt was not the great track record….

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

A clean house is a sign of no internet.

-unhappy user of bouygues telecom-

…and after another day without internet, the cleaning and organizing party is still in full swing…. and if you start to sort buttons by size and color the mental state becomes critical and the nuclear  meltdown is near….

and it is better to hang around  in silence than to become zoilean like da dad, what could end 6 ft. under…. just saying…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL