FFF NATURAL FURRYDAY

BON CHEW &COWCOW

to FFF-FURRYDAY by Aunty YAM

For today another classics: Agatha Christie  THIRD GIRL

words: hint, so young, eyes, organized

 

…..oooooh regarde, regarde Captain Pawstinks a new client is on the way… I know him… his name is THIRDGIRL …

… so tell me mon ami what the greatest detective of all times Howlcule Pawriot can do for you….

…. well I… I… think I killed someone but I accidentally lost the weapon and the victim, because I’m not very well organized…

WTF… I mean sacre bleu! …have you heard what he said Pawstinks?  Oh yes, I think we will look if we can find the weapon or da victim, right?

…ohhhhh monte dieu! that must be the weapon … it smells like brute force and violence! … and like oil sardines da Phenny, I mean Howlcule!

….oh and look… there is the victim.. so young… and so dead… it never has the chance to sit on a pile of recycled food and later on our food… what a tragedy!

yeff fragifally…….I cawwot helf my shelf , buff I feel forry for thaf furdgurl ….

I think I will bury the weapon deep in my back yard so it is at a safe place and not easy to find…

…and then I of my part would suggest  we will seal our lips and Thirdgirl is no longer in danger… I mean …. da Phenny he is our D.A.D.

oui oui oui  Howlucle Pawriot knows that he is notre Pere… and that is very noble and chivalric, Captain Pawstinks… mais… moi da greatest detective of all times Howlcule Pawriot thinks otherwise…  let’s give  PETA a hint and they will arrest Thirdgirl for murder and he will be condemned to be the rower slave of that Rainbow Warrior furever and ever…..  I mean how can Howlcule Pawriot look in the eyes of the family of the poor victim when he knows the culprit but will not take care that the world is safe from such mass murderers?

…ok da Phenny, I mean Howlcule… you are right… yes like always dude.. like always…

…Then good night greatest detective of alle times… oh well good night… john boy…

…a HAPPY PARROT DAY to  Kismet the most beautiful parrot  of da whole slice earth…

…and with a pink rose for Rosy, we say:

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRDAY  AND A GOOD WEEKEND ALL

 

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PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

…..interesting huh? Butt let’s go:

In many lives an important part

is a special thing named art.

It can be big or it can be small

but the main thing is it brings joy to all

if a horse wears a horse like kind of a hat 

it’s all art, remember that.

a mini titanic  for all of the poor masses

totally damaged but without any classes

a guy in a bathtub? anything goes

but we don’t want to know what he currently does.

So art can be anything, even the greatest trash

the real art is to sell it,  not for peanuts butt cash….

…hey wait the pictures is missing something…..

…aaaah now we talk about real art…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

do you know that the Antonov AN 225 Mriya is da biggest cargo plane of slice earth? And that the CSC Globe is da biggest ship of all 7 seas?  And guess what breed has the biggest loading volume of da world?

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….when is lunch? we are totally hungry…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW&COWCOW

so da last week we were inspired by the poem and called the pizza guy and because he never answered (Mafia?) the mama said she will make her own pizza…. yes… right… HER own pizza. Not ours! So we tried to boycot help her…

…da Nelly did the dough with his bush fire swatters after he ran around in da muddy yard…

…and then we both supported her with starting a battle between her and da pizza

…and then da phenny spat on da dough … no one wants a dry pizza right?

….yeeeah  a little bit more from that snail you caught in da garden..

…. I wonder what you will place on that tomato mix stuff… sardines in oil?

… no? butt vegetables? are you sure? you will ruin that pizza with that stuff I tell ya…

…butt the mama wouldn’t listen and she actually threw that awful veggie stuff on da pizza….

…and even when it looks tasty, we are no longer in da game, because we are carnivore and no cows nor rabbits…

…and while she was anyway on it she also did one of her cakes… technically a f-ake according to da decoration…and she said that is for her and da neighbors…

…butt da phenny was fortunately fast enough to ruin that f-artpiece  completely…

…and because the mama accidentally posted it on facebook as public and not in da weim-group, the neighbors said  ummmm… no thanks because they probably saw da making of…

….and so the two fabulous chefs got no pizza but cake… naah wait… f-ake…

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

MISCHIEF MEMORIAL MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

guess what? We currently have a wild game at our favorite grocery  chain Lidl… if you buy something for 30 bucks or more you get a scratch card and you can win fantabulous prizes… even a BMW X1…

…isn’t that cool? And the best is the mama has such a scratch card….

…scratch that thing the mama! …is the BMW ours?

….oh my oh my it says Bravo! and not PERDU! …. and look what we won…. a pack of CHEESE!

…oh faggolowsky!!! ..cheese? and no BMW?

…what a rip off!! Merde-cedes!

….naaah! it is not even a Merde-cedes it is just cheese, dude!

…that is totally devastating… but well… we say cheese anyway, because it is Memorial Day… have a great one!

 

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to NATURE FURRYDAY by da LLB Crew

we furst have our fuchsia for you… it grows like weed and not even the mama with her 10 black thumbs could kill it by now…

…and a GIANT rose for Rosy…

…then we say Happy Gotcha Day to the most evil critter what destroys all our stuff…it came to us 87 times, after our dad set it free next to the door… it probably was faster back inside than he…

…butt this time our dad brought it to da next kraal and it never will find the way back to our crib…

…and here we are while playing hide&seek… da Nelly is not very good in that…

…and I think I have to tell him as da older brother what a moron he is…

…he shrugged it off and took it like the muppet he is a man… sort of…

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY AND A HAPPY WEEKEND ALL

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

Hello, hello who’s there ?

You call from everywhere?

So listen dude if you want something to sell

I will hang up and wish you seriously  (NOT!) well,

or if you try to steal my time

I will commit a major crime!

Oh it’s you the pizza guy …

so to place an order I will try…

Send me a pizza with all what you have

and I will eat it, I am that brave…

And send the bill to dad and mom,

butt don’t tell where it’s coming from…

Please bring that pizza as fast as you can,

because I’m hungry now, oh man!

….oh man … we are hungry too… when is lunch?

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

Look what da Phenny did…

… he ate his evaluations from that  not so successful dog show…

…seriously the mama he did it all alone…

…sure I did  and I don’t regret it… because it was anyway not really presentable…

Weim-Fucious  says: if you don’t like it, eat it. Period.

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

look what the mama bought for us…

…beef stuff….

…and while I da Nelly can eat it properly like efurry dog…

…da Phenny needs a bone-holder…

… he is still a baby all conviction aside…

… and that’s the guy who says he ate all wisdom with da big spoon and who claims to be the president of the smart virgo club…

…it’s all more illusion than reality, right?

Btw. We are completely down now, the sh*tty wifi said bye yesterday. The mama cried but we hope that our dad can do something today to bring us back😞

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

Bon CHEW & COWCOW,

We are still disconnected with the world and they gave us such a sh*tty mobile wifi with lousy 4gb as a “compensation”….  but we hope the problem is fixed soon… otherwise this idiots will end like our DIY project…

….the dad tried to get the door in a frame what did  not fit….

….and suddenly….

….the mama had a job…

…butt even when it looks like having diamonds everywhere, that kind of bling is not a girls best friend, that’s for sure..

… butt  finally we found a frame for the door what fits like taylor made…well  sort of…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL