WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

The Goal of all Life is

to have a Ball

-Albert Ellis-

… but you sometimes have no need to show it…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

…oh man da Phenny… look at this!

…someone lost it’s complete annual stock of gak…

…we could pack it in little bags to sell it via facebook or insta…

…what? shove it… I feel like an icicle …

…and it’s anyway more cack than gak now …

…aaah da blessing when you can warm up all frozen parts….

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

 

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

… believe it or not, butt we caused no mischief that week…

… so we pass that trophy this week to our dad…

…he came in da kitchen and we furst thought he lost his head, but he only touched his nut with da bloody paws..

… chainsaws are not part of horror movies without a reason…

…and so we say hands off from chainsaws…  literally… we offered him our vetericyn, because chainsaws are not da best  instruments for surgical projects and we have to tell ya it worked great… and we will send him a fat bill now…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

we started into an icy butt sunny day…

… all things were frozen und looked a little surreal…

…butt we wandered along da flooded fields like pros

… sadly we can not look for the rabbits , we will get wet feet… but the samp there looks promising and good for some running and jumping…

…. but after watching da wet area, we rather decided to run back home, where a fire is waiting for us and a warm pillow…

…and like a miracle, we found a rose for Rosy … they are still there… isn’t that a mystery?

… and from our warm pillow we wish you a warm and comfy

FURRYDAY AND A GOOD WEEKEND

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

Best friends share everything &  all

even food and a ball.

they play together and have fun

and no one will growl or even run.

And nothing is more precious for humans or frogs

than the eternal friendship of  us dogs…

… for our eternal friendship we deserved a big fat treat…

…naaah wait… two treats.. because we are two…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

PURRSUIT OF FLAVORS

BON CHEW & COWCOW

and welcome to a new epawsode of our funny cooking contest… and together with da CANADIAN CATS, we present you today:

SASSY SAUCES 

 

… guess what we make? A classics… fake sauce hollandaise… oh yeah!

recipe by: https://www.ramonascuisine.com/hollandaise-sauce-easiest-homemade-recipe/

… it is named hand blender because you need a third hand to hold the blender and da   pot while you add da liquid butter stuff…

we used da howlandaise for making bread  nests with smoked salmon.

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… it’s super easy, we used a bread baking mix, a pack of smoked salmon and the sauce we prepared with our own paws

…. and after 30 minutes in the oven, we got fabulous salmon nests..

… who da thunk it? … if we have our paws in da pot, you can be sure that the result will not cause da runs…

… viola… ready… dig in and if you want use some worcestershire sauce on top…

….let’s see if it is hot enough… ouch darned crap it is…

…. I wouldn’t eat that there is dog spit involved… just saying…. and humans can become sick from that because caine tongues were at places we don’t want to name in a family friendly blog ya know?

…. and while one shares his weisenheimer advices, the other one has to work like a slave with cleaning da counters…. where are da house elves please?

HAVE A TASTY WEDNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

 

UN-TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

and welcome to da untastiest tuesday of 2021… honestly that is hard to top…

…it started with the best ever apple crumb pie of da whole internet…. butt accidentally the mama closed the tab while she was in da middle of preparing da best ever apple crumb pie. No worries, she looked for da pigtures and thought she found it back. Butt it was a completely different recipe just with using the pictures of another one… praise google and the eternal image snitching… so with two different recipes what asked for totally different ingredients, the mama created something new:

…da apple pizza.. and no one wants it, because you can sole shoes with it and it is as dry as the sahara desert…  butt the mama had to open a bakery anyway not in her new years resolutions…

… not even da Nelly wanted it and he eats really efurrything, even a pack with facemasks…. oooh ooops… I accidentally revealed da mask mystery…. uuuh… ssssssoooorrry…

… well thanks Phenny Iscariot weazel!

…de nada  mister chowhound, why you haven’t shared that apple pizza with me?

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

…look what we found in our crib… someone ate a pack with face masks… butt no idea who did that…

… maybe that’s a sign, that the mask-erade is over now?

… or does it mean we can no longer go out now when we have no masks?

… butt that’s no question for today…. maybe for tomorrow or next week or  whenever….

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

…and please don’t furget….

… this wednesday, JANUARY 6th, with SUPER SAUCES

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to da FURST  Nature Furryday of 2021,

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

… the old year is now behind us and it brought a lot of dark things to us….

…butt between all da dark clouds is always light, what will chase the darkness away….

…and there is always a rainbow for those who never give up hope…..

…and you can really find the pot of gold, you only  have to look  close at the small things on your way….

…. and you can find it, like the last rose we found for Rosy today….

… and a happy furryday and a

GOOD WEEKEND TO YA ALL

PAWETRY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Last year we celebrated all  together 

it was friggin’ cold and we had bad weather.

But we were in good mood and had nothing to fear

and killed the annual champagner output of da whole year.

And because all were plastered like da yellow brick way

we baked a midnight cake what let you sway.

It was like being teenagers again,

who came home from a party with soaked brain.

We sang Karaoke you could hear till Dover

and da next day we all had da worst hangover.

Butt no matter how it feels when your head is TNT,

we were invincible, wild and free.

This year we have no champagner nor wine

and we will cry when alone  we sing Auld Lang Syne. 

But we will sing it loud  and we have no fear

to send 2020 in the trashcan, that  f-ing year!

And we know 2021 will no one annoy,

it will be a good year full of joy.

And we will be protected from trouble and crap,

if our mama wears da tinfoil cap…

…well that is scary folks… we rather take cover….

HAPPY NEWS YEARS EVE Y’ALL