FINAL FICTION FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COW COW

to FFF hosted by aunty yam and today we present you:

words: Prince, Diamond, Firmament

HOWLCULE PAWRIOT’S CHRISTMESS

Twas a dark and stormy night around Christmess as da telephone rang in da middle of da night….

Sacre Bleu, I mean bonne soiree … quelle diable bugs da greatest detective of all times at such an unhowly time?

….ahhhhh da Prince of Fleamania…. a hiding place for da biggest diamond of da world?    Pas de probleme for Howlcule Pawriot…. your diamond is quasi invisible furever and ever…

Major Pawstinks!!! … we need a hiding place for that giant diamond… vite vite…

Do you have an idea da Phenny… I mean Howlcule?….of course dude I mean Pawstinks…see there is a cake the mama made, and we hide it inside of that thingy, so no one can find it…

…see we throw it in that bowl and then it automatically lands in da cake…

…mission completed….

….aaaah you are such a bright sparkling star on da fur-mament of all that wisdom and in-tell-egg-t…..

…I know… and you are my partner… although you are more an in-tell-egg-dual coal mine than a star…

….who cares… but that diamond looks mighty fine in that bowl aye?

 

…  now lets spend da time with something more difficult, like licking cream from a spoon without looking like a pig…

…VIOLA!  da diamond is in da cake and on the way in da oven…

…  now lets spend da time with something more difficult, like licking cream from a spoon without looking like a pig…

…hey the mama! the mama!!!!! your cake is on the way to become charcoal….

…oh shit hopefully that diamond is not charcoal too now…. no way… nothing and no one can destroy an egg-sized diamond…

…eggs-cept the mama with her baking eggs-periments…

…and now the Prince of Fleamania lost his  diamond and that’s all your fault the mama…. Merde-cedes alors!

what the Fu… I mean …c’est quoi ce bordel…

Quelle honte pour Howlcule Pawriot and Major Pawstinks…

….and therefore they rather go on a howliday till da neggst year…and till some grass grows over da diamond affair…

Have a super Furryday and have a good start into da NEW YEAR

 

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PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to da final pawetry post of da year… but we hope Angel Sammy and  Teddy will host such a funny event next year too….

…look what gem they found…. aaand here we go…

Once some more  moons ago

the mama read a magazin named OEST-IMMO.

Thre were castles, manors and such 

and properties what ruin your wallet very much.

And between all that mighty fine posh locations

there was a watermill with some renovations.

The mamas mind became suddenly ill

and she said to da dad; I will that mill.

So they drove to a place out of civilization

to find the mill with some renovation.

woah said the mama that is no mill but a tree

while da daddy grinned with malice and glee.

the interior looked like devastation 

and was far away from “some renovation”

The mama drove home and swore she will kill

the next greedy property shark who offers a mill.

… I would like to live in a mill…

….yeah dude butt not in that one… we are sadly no mill-ionaires…

HAVE A FABULOUS THURSDAY ALL

 

 

MARY CHRISTMESS

… TO YOU ALL!!!

Da christ child visited us this year….


…it looked weird, butt maybe that was the reason that the Phenny let it disappear in one piece…

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We wish you a big pile of gifts, lots of love and hugs and kisses…and we send an eggs-tra  big hug to all who have sorrows and a sad Christmess because they miss someone so dearly or they fear the things what will come… we are there whenever you need us and we are with you, even when we are far away…

MARY CHRISTMESS AND PEACE TO ALL

 

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to NATURE FURRYDAY, hosted by da LLB-Crew 

…50 shades of gray….

…even on da sky….

….gray shoes of da dad…

…and gray pups…what are not mad ;O)

…today we wait for our grandpawrents who will spend da howl-i-days with their grand sons and  heritage vultures sole heirs. We will try to hop through Blogville as much as we can, butt it can be that the mama is chained in da kitchen so please bear with us…. the mama also has the stinkiest cold of slice earth so we are busy with doingstupidsh*twhatnooneneedsrightnow taking care of her….

HAVE A COLORFUL FURRYDAY ALL AND A HAPPY WEEKEND

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawethaton in pictures:

…very inspiring, right? Right.

Every year all mamas dream

about a picture with Santa , even when their kids will scream.

Our mama dreamed about such a photo too

but our Angel Bro Easy ruined the photo session woohoo!

To avoid such fails this year we will make no fuss

and instead Santa da Christ child will visit us*.

* because of the misandry of da Phenny

….no worries if misandry or mysogyny, we will kill it anyway…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

look our christmas tree whatever is ready…

…the mama saw a diy project at POI and she said this is what I want…

….and my dad said he sure can make such a thingy, no problem…

…but like always… there is a lot of space between fiction and reality…

…can we wreck it now?

…furget it dudes!!!

…come on  it says MARY christmess, so where is the fun when we can not ruin that thingy?

…butt fortunately da Neilson made a lot of progress since he is with us ….

…and he killed the IKEA buck our granny rescued with risking her life and her dignity… (story here)

….no testimony before my lawyer is here…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

(UN)TASTY TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

look what the mama found in her junkstore:

it was a baking mix, gluten free sugar free and everything free… even the whole baking mix, she grabbed from the BOGOF bin…

we asked google for the description, but neither google  nor the mama could find out if the description was in italian or in spanish or maybe in absurdish…

…so the mama decided to pick the  freestyle way….

…and therefore the cranberries and the chocolate pieces were not in the dough butt on the dough…

…and maybe that was the reason her muffins acted like that sweet porridge in the fairytale of da grimm brothers?

…I know it will overflow till our whole crib is filled with muffins and we all will end baked…

….and we can not even eat our way out of that giant muffins because they are untasty….

… let’s say the project junkstore muffins ends muffed…

…they were not even worth to get the mama-signature, but my dad ate them anyway to look if he still has an iron stomach… he has not, butt nevertheless he agreed to try another baking mix, the mama got with the muffin mix…

….he is a good candidate for the Darwin Award….

HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COW COW,

  • FURST: sorry for the blurry pictures, butt we have to learn to handle 80lbs of TNT with one hand and the cam with the other one…

guess where we were? In Nantes at the final show of da year. It started weird this time, the mama worked on a big fat cold and at the last minute we learnt, that they changed the judge for group 7. A collective outcry via facebook, butt we all prayed and hoped for the best. And it came even better…..

The motto this year was Pirate Party and all people should come in black&red. The mama wore black, because according to the official facebook bets it is  her funeral.

we had the WORST weather on the way it rained like crazy and furst all cars swayed like drunken sailors

…and then they stopped because of a hard crash. Butt the crashpilot had mercy and smashed his car next to the road so we lost not too much time.

The mama had 9 minutes for the check in, the vet test and for preparing da Nelly, so she literally went from loo to loom within a blink of an eye …I had not even time to give da Nelly some hot tips…

wush! ..and off they went…

…and then one of the christmas miracles happened…

…da Nelly was furst in junior class, he got a rating we never ever eggs-pected ….

…then I went in da ring and I started like a pro… the mama even  stopped her breath, although I was in the middle of Melkior and Mister Jack as the smallest stud, I did a fabulous run …

…and while the mama dreamed about da  payday of da facebook bets, the judge tried to look into my mouth, I growled and Finito…

…look who looks more guilty… yes, yes ,yes it was all the fault of da dad…

…butt the mama loves me anyway and to tell the truth….

I was anyway just there to see nekked  girls…

…and there also were friends who had booze on board of their pirate ships , to wash down the bitter smell of lose is the best therapy ever…

We say thank you to SCC and SCSHO for a super show and for placing us in a hall what was so super quiet, that you would think that is a mice show… what a relief…. And we say congrats to Easy’s niece Milonga who scored big on sunday. Although it was not really like eggs-pected, we learnt something and we are happy that the Nelly made such a huge progress…he got a lot of confidence and trust with visiting dog shows…he even says hello now to other dogs and peeps without hiding behind me… Fortunately… I’m no bullet trap… just saying…

…and her is da video with a pirate like song of Nolwenn Leroy (sorry but a-shame-poo wrecked our anyway bad pictures completely ):

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL


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NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a NATURAL FURRYDAY by da LLB Crew

….this time we took some photos of da sky…

…you really could watch how it became as dark as in the a$$ of a salamander…

…. and as the whole sky was black…

… it rained and then came da hail and da wind…

…. while we relaxed a little with our dad because storm chasers have a dangerous and eggs-hausting job…

HAVE A STORMFREE FURRYDAY AND A GOOD  WEEKEND ALL

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton.

look what fab photo they found! The dream of all shoperettes!

Oh to be in a mall between da crowd

where it is sticky, hectically  and loud.

Where you learn what ashphyxia really means

and where you sweat from head to your jeans.

Where pickpockets snitch your cards and your last cent

and you can not celebrate da happy event

with grabbing the bargain of the year

butt trouble with your bank guy you will  fear.

Therefore a smart guy had an idea to mitigate that season

and invented amazon for that reason.

…where is the purchase button?

…here … it accidentally landed on da floor because the mama wore it out…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL