MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

guess what happened to da greatest hunter who ran 1 (in words O.N.E.) hunting season and who had a hunting studium for spectacular 8 months….

… so there he was and pointed at a pigeon what parked it’s butt on da wall…

…and da Nelly showed it the mama and waited that she fires (with her coffee pot or what?) … for nearly 7 minutes what is like an eternity in hunting time…

… are you still awake or are you petrified now with watching da frozen Nelly?

…. da poor chap had no clue that it is no longer allowed to shoot around in your garden, although the pigeons became a plague during the years… and the mama with a shooting iron? …uuuuh tillerman lemme disem-bark…

…and after da 7 minutes da penny dropped for da Nelly too and he tried to get the pigeon with his own paws… butt what shall I say, a hunting studium is not everything you need some gray cells too…. what a pity huh?

…and while da Nelly fooled around in da backyard, I did the better thing at this rainy moanday and stayed in bed….

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

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NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW&COWCOW,

to NATURE FRIDAY hosted by da LLB-CREW

…we had super bad weather, with hail and rain and with  a really horrible storm… our garden is a swamp now…

…and that ole storm wrecked our fence, now the staff is in a defence and they have to buy a new one even when that is an offence for our wallet…

…butt the white camellia tree was busy and produced a gazillion of flowers…

…and after the mama removed 3 buckets of flowers the tree sent her some new ones… and even when it was Coco Chanels favorite flower, we have enough now and the tree should have some mercy with the mama…

…and the daffodil shouldn’t grin with glee at the mama on the ground…

…the only good thing about that awful rain are that earth worms what came out after the rain… they are like spaghetti… honestly, try one and you want more…

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRYDAY AND A SUNNY WEEKEND ALL

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddys pawetaton in pigtures, for this week the prompt is this one:

If you sit with a white dress  on a red mushroom

it can lead to a tantrum.

If you later want to leave and you  walk away

all the people on da street will say:

Oiii VEEEY!

…oh man that reminds me of the pawsonwhatwantstostayanonymousbecauseoftheembarrassment who parked her butt on da red riding hood cake…

…and even when it looked not really like that piece in the picture after da sit-in …

…it was tasty anyway, yay!

HAVE A PAWSOM PAWETRY THURSDAY ALL

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

guess what the mama found in her junk store… you will not believe it we swear!

…. furst look that fabulous tablet clutches by Michael Kors…..not bad huh?

…and now look at the prices, the former one and the junk store price…. U.N.B.E.L.I.E.V.A.B.LE. right? But like yin&yang every deal has two sides, they don’t fit neither to the tablet the mama has nor to her ebook reader… crapola… but we are sure she will bug our dad till he gives in and buys her the gadgets what fit… wanna place a bet?

… butt all that is  not much  impressing for two Weimaraners…. only for the dad who tried to top da deal-challenge …

and he came home with 38 lbs of bananas for 1 euro!!!! (the slip is for all the things he bought, butt Lidl has such “grab it for a buck before we throw it away ” offers from time to time)

…we now live from banana milk shakes, we have 4 giant jars of homemade chunky monkey in the freezer, apart from 3 big bags of peeled bananas…

…but even after all that and a giant pile of banana skins…

..the box looked still like filled to the brim….

…and the mama got the unhowly idea to make dried banana chips in the oven…

…and that is  what we got after 6 hours of waiting … banana sheets… AAAARRRGH!

…but at least we got some of the chunky monkey ice cream before we go bananas

we think that the dad maybe won da deal-challenge butt he lost the sympathy of the mama  after banana-rama in our crib. and because he has to waste a lot of moneeh now for new mama-gadgets we think he was not really da winner…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

TIY TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to da next round of the DIY disaster with the ecomotion wallpapers…

…the mama decided to pull them off from the wall because she worried for her (in)sanity when she looks longer at this pattern of blue and gray leaves mixed with wrinkles and bubbles…

…butt that was easier said than done, you wouldn’t believe how this trash stuck on the wall… like glued and only my dad could remove them with full power and with our help of course… we are great with ripping things off …

…butt not even da Nelly with his  shark teeth could make confetti with that eco-trash…

…even with my instructions we couldn’t get this stuff to pieces , butt the mama worked like a slave da whole weekend and my dad too, so we could make the walls clean for the new wallpapers…

…this time the mama picked something what looked white at the furst look and then  like something what was white once before it landed in a smokers club for 10 years… but it is neither eco friendly nor a special invention, so we look forward to a finished office …in… let’s say 2087…

…and because we were in da way da whole weekend, we finished that day dogtired and  before the office was finished…

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

you will not believe what happened last week in our crib…

…there we were and did our weim thing…

…butt suddenly!!! something went terrible wrong and two weimaraners ran away in a wild stampede….

… and that was looked at the first look like a dust cloud was….

… a torrent of polystyrene bullets what flew around in our whole crib….

…the mama screamed like an air raid siren, butt then she accepted the challenge…

… and now she knows how Robert Scott felt as he saw the flag of norway at that south pole after he walked through a snow desert as big as the one in our living room…

Hang in there the mama… 2 inches are clean only 87 to go!

…after 4 hours and a ruined washer what spits  now  polystyrene bullets when you open it, the two innocent pups were back on their pillow….

We know that we will have this small little devils now furever and ever in our crib, they are like confetti… you can find them at places you never eggs-pected them…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

Dr. Seuss!

Green eggs and ham,

the ones disliked by Sam,

are nothing for your belly butt instead

you can wear them as dress and  on your head.

The ham can make you redolent

and with the eggs you  can look eggs-cellent.

HAVE A FUNNY DR. SEUSS DAY ALL

 

NATURE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW &COWCOW

to NATURE FRIDAY hosted by da LLB Crew

… because the weather was very springish we walked through da botany to discover some more signs of spring…

…the trees are still nekked, probably because of da high temperatures (25°c/77F) even the staff dreamed about taking their clothes off…

…we saw some sausages in a tree….

….some willow catskins ….

…and da stirred egg bush …

….and a Nelly watered all that plants immediately…

…and last but not least we looked for some oak leaves to ask THE NATURARIAN for the correct name of our oaks here:

…. here is one..

…and here is another one…

…do you know the name of our oaks?

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRYDAY AND A SUPER WEEKEND

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures, for this week the two ginger boys found this photo:

…oh boy… that reminds us of something what really happened in our crib. We normally promised each other never to talk about that embarrassing moment, butt we think it is worth to share it with friends…

Once the mama played Keno that friggin’ game

what ended not with a win but with shame.

Here you need 10 right numbers to win something good

but you can win with 0 right numbers too when you’re in da mood.

The mama picked 10 numbers, they all were wrong,

that’s no wonder because math&numbers are for the mama too strong.

Butt our dad cheered and applauded and said Oh Shucks!

with 0 right numbers you won 10k bucks!!!

The mama was over the moon and whatever

she never thought to get da new car moneeh so fast together.

And while da  dad rushed to pick up da win

in the small ads the mama jumped in.

She found 87 cars or maybe more

and suddenly the dad stand in da door.

He made a face like cone sugar in a thunderstorm

and the mama smelled the rat and the worm.

The dad said sorry 10 k wasn’t the win

I misread the rules before I went in.

Butt don’t be sad you won something too

fabulous 2 euros  isn’t that the clou?

The mama got a laughing fit

and said 2 euros? whatever!  f.. it!

Lightly it comes, lightly it goes

specially with that two gambling pro’s…

…we better shred all lottery tickets keno and bingo sheets… before the next non-winning ticket appears in our crib…

…imagine the mama had called all that 87 car dealers for an appoinment before the dad was back…

…then she would be in the next epawsode of “Snapped” that’s for sure… butt fortunately this happened on a sunday and she couldn’t disgrace da whole clan…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW & COWCOW,

…it started with a box…. what said TIREZ ICI..(pull here)…

..and because we are well trained weimaraners…

…we did what the box said…

…I must say my effort with making da Nelly to a REAL weimaraner pays off…

…he is no longer scared and he is on the way to become a boxer…

…and he can handle even the fact that there was a box in that box…

….and he grabbed the shoe what was in da box what was in da other box and made it to a shoeing chewing toy…

…. and he got standing ovations from the mama….

…and me as his tutor too…butt anyway, mission completed, da Nelly is on a good way… period.

And the moral of that story : don’t listen to boxes or you land in da bucket…

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL