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FANTABULOUS FRIDAY
Today my dad brought a letter. JUST FOR ME!
It came from Kyla, Kaci and Kismet from ARIZONA. That’s in Scotland. I’m sure, because they all are scottish anipals , more or less.
It was a car plate, you can use for your ride, butt sadly here they are party poopers and to drive with funny plates is not allowed. So we will use it inside of my ride. THENK YE UNCOLY! I placed it immediately in my Elephant Skater and if we will meet a Scottie, we will drive him wherever he wants for free.
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I asked the doogle to experience more about Scotland.
Scotland is there, where the ocean meets the sky, sang Dad’s rival Rod, and the scottish peeps&pets are always jivey and funny. Because they have something in the water, what makes them happy. This one.
Also Scotland is the land where they call the lakes LOCHS and they have extraordinary citizens like Nessie, Mel Gibson, Captain Kidd, Alan Pinkerton, John Brown, Uilliam Uallas…
The capital of Scotland is ASSLOSS, that’s between Butt of Lewis and Boghead. It’s easy to find if you drive straight in this direction:
In Scotland they have interesting food like the
Dick of Heinz
Rumbledethumbs
or fried Mars bars…
The dresscode in Scotland is easy, because all wear skirts, called KILTS there. Even the Bavarians who come for a visit have to wear kilts, right Sammy?
They also have their own language to discover non-locals immediately, butt I decrypted this code for you:
Haud yer wheesht! – that means you should push your mute button
Mony a mickle maks a muckle – a penny saved is a penny earned
Dinnae marry fur money! – a warning for Golddiggas
Yer oot yer face! – you had to much of scottish water
I think now you are wellprepared to visit Scotland. Butt wait… one little thing you shouldn’t do, when you are a guest in Alba (in scots-gaelic). This one…. and that makes Nessie very angry and she will pop in and give you a major rocket:
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LATHA MATH AGAIBH! & Lang may yer lum reek!
The Winners of my haunted house riddle will be picked on Monday, so the weekend-posters will have a chance to win too :o)
Easy Blog 
oh my how embarrassing lol
yes…. and now that sticks in our heads, we only have to work on the accent :o)
Well now I feel I can visit Scotland and fit right in.
Blessings,
Goose
Great! We could make this tour together with kilts and fried Mars Bars :o)
Sorry Easy, when I saw Rod Stewart practically naked I didn’t even bother reading the rest of the post! lol!!!!! If you want me to read it then make sure Rod Stewart is the LAST thing that I see!!! Thanks for the eye candy this morning!! Love, Caren
I agree :o) Imagine Mom really biggiefied the pic to see if he is just nearly naked …uhoh!
We enjoyed learning about Scotland sweet Easy. Oh and Mumsy love Rod but she never saw him nearly nakked till now. lol Hugs and nose kisses
haha I think most mom’s are deep impressed…and my dad ponders about some exercising :o)
What a swell car plate Easy – now you’re officially a Scottieweim. My pawrents loved Scotland when they visited some years ago – Mom said it was a windy day when they were in Edinburgh at the castle and the guys in kilts had no control over where those kilts wandered…..if you know what I mean…..Happy AFTER-WEEN day to you!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
hahaha my mom said, she will visit scotland only in fall or spring, because then it is windy… but I have some doubts if she will see Rod in his swim trunks then :o) have you tried the fried mars bars?
Whoa, so much funny in one post… I didn’t think it would get any worse after the Rod Stewart picture, but then I watched the video. WOW. Holy flying squirrels wearing kilts but no underthings! Now tell me, who doesn’t need that on a Friday morning? 😉
I think it’s a good post short before we have weekend, now TGIF gets a special meaning :o)
Neat gift!! OMP (oh my pig). Those pictures – oh my piggy eyes – too funny! XOXO – Bacon
hehehe … I bet my dad is green with envy now for Rod… I mean for the fried Mars bars LOL
snorts – yeah – I think mom threw up a bit in that pic- snorts. XOXO – Bacon
OMD…I CAN SEES UP HIS SKIRT!!!!!!!
Spotted Dick? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…dude, you is kiilin me! You is too funny!
Puddles
Thanks, think we need a laugh on this rainy friday… and if you have time, we all should visit scotland together :o)
Oh My Easy, Happy Happy Friday. Mom loves Rod S so she definitely recognized that so cute photo. Golden Thanks for the laughs. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
I think nearly all mom’s love Rod… the dads… not so much I think :o) Have a golden friday!
OMD a nearly nakid Rod. Now we are going to have …do you think I’m sexy singing in our heads all afternoon. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
The answer is yes , hehehe. At least he wore swim trunks, and the kilt on his neck LOL
Think you’d better visit your friends in Arizona soon Easy – if only to confirm your interpretations. That video, priceless 😀
I’m not sure if I’m really ready for Arizona/Scotland LOL The video is now the long runner in my crib, we only work on the perfect accent :o)
All this laughter is bound to chase the clouds away! (Until we see how much mud Molly is packing from running in the yard..)
We vote for windy days!
Me too! With the next sormwarning mom is on the way to Scotland LOL
Wowee, whee wanna know what you think of England now too! That video had the hooman laughing sooooooo much!
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
I hope this year I can really write my holiday diary about UK :o)
How do you say “les inconvenients du direct” in Scottish?
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Have a great Friday!
I have no clue Texas. Do you think I can ask the lady in the video, or could that be dangerous?
I will let you try asking if you wish. I wouldn’t try if I were you though!
Maybe Hell-mut can ask… he wears a helmet and is well prepared…
Yikes! Rod Stewart needs to make sure all rods are covered!
yes LOL he fortunately really wears a swim trunk (mom biggified the picture)
I wouldn’t eat that pudding. Rumo(u)rs say the main ingredient is Dalmatian body parts.
yiikes, then it isn’t from Heinz, it’s made by Cruella! Many thanks for the plate, Kyla, it has a wonderful place below the tree rat from William. Think we have a real scottie skater now :o)
WOL! Happy Friday!
Thanks, Have wooohooonderful friday too :o)
Whatr does WOL stand for? WuuuuuuuuuuuuHoooooooooooing Out Loud?
Bawahwhahhwhaa too funny Easy, a lot of our family are Scottish, wish they could see this post they would die laughing xxooxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
or me would die… but not laughing LOL
OMD Easy that is a super thingy to put in the window of the Elephant Skate. What a NICE pressie from your Scotty furend. now about that Stewart the ROD guy. We gotta say we think our DAD could show him a thingy or two about how to have a PROPER Picture taken.
Our Mom would LOVE to go to Scotland to see the Heather Bloomin and Loch Ness and … to be SURE to watch a WINDY DAY Parade… from a Chair that has Legs like a DACHSHUND…. JUST SAYIN.
I think you should reserve a place on such a chair for my mom too LOL My dad rather would borrow his pants to that rod… think he is jealous LOL
Easy you are soooooooooooo funny.
Thanks for the mol/lol
Hugs madi your bfff
Thanks :o) Think we should spend our annual blogville works outing in Scotland… when they have a lot of wind :o)
Bwa!! Haa!! Haa!!
Mes LOVES Kilts
Kisses
Nellie
Me too, specially worn around the neck, like Rod LOL
your own scottie mobile plate – if they were true scots – they would of included the bill for it in there too gawwoooooooffffff.
hahahaha yes , they would :o)
OMG, Easy, if your dad would have seen this post, he would tell your mom that the correct answer to my math riddle was 1/2 (mom)!
what really? Think mom’s math teacher was right: she is a great white bird we use for pillow stuffing :o)
I don’t think so. You would have eaten her up already.
yes, that’s true. And we had no pillow LOL
Mom has been to Scotland a few times. She said their language that they called English was atrocious! She could not understand much of what they said. They seemed friendly, but it was difficult to understand it all there. As for that Heinz Dick stuff, Mom said one of her favorite things about traveling around the world was finding funny products like that!
We try to learn the scottish language from that woman in the video :o) We always watch for such products too, or for funny city limit signs :o)
Well now i know everything I need to know about Scotland except for one thing…what do they wear under those kilts? Bwaa ha ha
We can find it out when we visit scotland on a windy day :o)
Those kilts are scandalous! That’s what’s up.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
yes absolutely, specially worn around the neck like this Rod-guy :o)
hehehehehe oh Easy Mate you crack up….hehehe you really do!xx Speedy
Thanks Speedy, I’m glad we never wear kilts hahaha
Sounds like an interesting place to visit, although I am not so sure about that sponge pudding. yikes!
We better should eat a fried Mars bar instead LOL
HeeHee! your post gave me a giggle! Love your new house rules!!
Me too – hope they will be accepted by my slaves :o)
Hilarious Easy…come from a long line of Scots here we do….Tis a braod brik moonlick nik to nit …bwahahahahahaah how about we stick to the deep fried Mars Bars and avoid the HAGGIS…EEWWW….me granny would be looking doon and snickerin and saying what a wee sweetie you be and what lovely wee bairns you would make Easy 😉 hehe hugs Fozziemum PeE eSS here’s lookin up ya kilt xx
hahahaha, the kilt-thingy will be a immortal secret I think :o)
Oh that Haggis is devilish, my dad had to eat it once… I think fried mars bars are much better
Yuk! poor dad….sounds like a torture more than a meal Easy 😉
What a great post. We’re all ready to visit Scotland! Woof!
Got you scheduled for the 4th Easy, hope that works for you!
I hope I have a good idea, I’m a total greenhorn :o)
OMD!!! Easy, you have me rollin’ on the floor barkin’ my ass off!!! hehehehe
Spotted Dick!!! BOL! BOL! I’ve never seen one befores!!!
Oh, this could get much worse, so Ma said I have to stop nows before I gets censored!!
Thanks for the funnies Easy!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥☺
Fortunately we are dogs and we have a lot of imagination LOL
Wow thanks for that great info about Scotland!
Loveys Sasha
haha maybe you can ponder about some new recipes now Sasha :o)
The Human laffed and laffed and forwarded this post to her colleague from Scotland–she will LOVE it 😉 She lived in France for a few years, too. Now she lives in San Francisco and teaches French and Spanish to high school kids (and she still has quite the Scottish accent, too).
hahaha I hope I will not end in the Haggis LOL
Hahaha the scots are crazy lol
yes, they are…we should visit them :o)
The whiskey quote is purrrfect which I’ll have with a deep fried Mars bar please.
hahaha I think this combintion needs a strong stomach :o)
spotted dick,nessie and that famous youtube video what isn’t there to love about scotland!
We should spend our holiday there I think, but on a windy day :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow i had no ideea sutch things cud be fownd and went on in the mithikal land of scotland!!! frum heering dada tawk yoo wud think the only things wot ever kaym owt of scotland wer the rok and roll bands big country and texas and amy pond frum the faymus dokyoomentary doctor who!!! ok bye
We should discover tis country all together, Dennis. I’m sure there are more funny things :o)
Every days a school day!
that’s true Dalton, think we should do a class trip to scotland :o)
Sounds fun!! I have some friends there we could go and see http://waggsar.wordpress.com/
Oh absolutely Dalton – bet they are much nicer than the woman in the video :o)
Fantastic!!!
Thanks :o)