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easyblog WAITING WEDNESDAY

WAITING WEDNESDAY

I was busy last night….and therefore I’m dogtired today.

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the thingy nobody knows what it was once (except me, but I don’t tell it) needed some work. I saw it yesterday as my mom came back from shopping and grabbed it directly from her bag. It had a butt on the chest ( an anatomical miracle the butt normally is elsewhere) and I beheaded it immediately. I’m a mobile  guillotine, hehe… Now the staff ponders what kind of squeaky toy it was once…

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If you ask me, she should buy another one, so they will know what it was once and I have a new toy. Currently it’s ebb tide in my toybox.

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While they ponder I’m waiting for my grandparents who come to bring an easter basket to their oneandonlybelovedandbestestsilvermistygreygrandsonofthewholesliceearth and that oneandonlybelovedandbestestsilvermistygreygrandsonofthewholesliceearth is ME!

They will stay  for one week in my crib, so maybe we can’t hop around in blogville as common and as you all deserved it, but it’s important to spend time with mygrandpeeps to hedge my bet, because I’m their universal heir because they drove 13 hours to see me and it’s great to have them.

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ALL
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easyblog MISCHIEF MOANDAY

MISCHIEF MOANDAY
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I was busy with  the stuff the Easter Bunny brought to my crib.
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First I killed the purple thingamabob…
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the tag said LONGLASTING – that’s  true I nearly needed 10 minutes till it was ready for the trashcan.
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Rest in pieces whatever you were once…
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Then I worked on the cardboard basket, that was a child’s play for me… 
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and my mom was deep impressed, because not even she can waste the money as fast as me…
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… so, now I’m done with all that stuff and ready for next Easter…
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…and I should write a wish list, it seems I’m  running out of victims toys…
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HAVE A SUPER MOANDAY ALL
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easyblog HOPPY EASTER

HOPPY    EASTER
Here is my entry for the greatest Treat Hunt, hosted by FRANKIE&ERNIE:
First: it’s raining  dogs&cats today, so I  will have an inside-egg-hunt. That’s totally mean, butt the EB hid my basket in my crib, probably he is no fan of wet fur like me….
The chicken got a bag of tasty grains and corn, an apple and a salad….
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Hell-mut got a small pool and a rock for his new outdoor pen, but he has to wait for better weather till he can move in.
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Mom got this nothing and Dad got that nothing1, hope they are satisfied and they will like it.
And that was my easter basket before I found it:
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and here is my TREAT-HUNT:

btw: Mom said it’s nearly a blasphemy, that I killed the easter lamb while the church bells were ringing. I think it was just bad timing. Oh and btw: not even two minutes, Beat that, Mollie hahahaha

if you have problems to see the video, here is a picture gallery:

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 …anyone for lamb chops  ?

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HOPPY    EASTER
ALL!
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easyblog FUNNY FRIDAY

FUNNY FRIDAY

Mom was in her beloved junk-store today and look what I’ve got:

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a LADYBUG

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it’s an easy prey for Easy, so I called it: MORIBUGUS, from moribundus because it’s a goner…Wanna bet?

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While she blocked the road with the Elephant Skater and tried to drive the people crazy, I was as busy as an acaudal beaver at dam building.

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I colored the easter eggs.

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First I had to read the instruction…

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bla bla bla who cares…

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Then I threw some eggs (10) in a cooking pot and pushed the start button of the oven thingy  for full speed ahead…butt anyway  the eggs needed 8 minutes as always…

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This time I tried  a brandnew egg coloration thingy: you only have to wipe the eggs with a color-cloth while wearing gloves on your paws. And viola, it was done before you could say Jack Robinson… butt the mess is the same…

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therefore the result is pitiful, but it fits to all other DIY-projects we’ve done…

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While I wrote my blog my dad was in the kitchen and I only found 3 of the 10 eggs I colored…

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I’m afraid the 7 eggs have the same result as the U-NO-POO they had in Harry Potter…butt every guy is the (F)artisan of his own future, right?

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And with the red stuff he eats in bucketfuls we can brace ourselves for a funny night…

HAVE A FUNNY FRIDAY ALL
x
AND
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easyblog TAINTED THURSDAY

TAINTED THURSDAY
I was in the shit… literally…
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I started to my noon patrol as always as I heard a noise in the grass. Ha! The Easter Bunny! I immediately made a header to get him, because Ranger  can’t find that guy and searches for him everywhere…
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… and I landed in the road ditch. There a smart guy disposes  the  waste water of his porcelain bus and therefore we have a stinky pond .
In the middle of the black sea I landed with all 4 paws and the shit-pee-whatever-mix sprayed up to my ears.
Mom said I’m a Wei-MORON-er and dad said… things we shouldn’t post in public…
I smelled like the forebear of all feces and as I removed the recycled food and some tp-leftovers off my ears, I heard how the whole carnivore world laughed at me.
My buddy, the  chinese finger trap,  came immediately to take a sniff …
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 Yiiikes, that’s Eau de Toilet, huh?
The Pommeranian girl howled with laughter…
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Man, you really got the shit end of the stick today….
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butt hey, shit happens, huh?
And the BEATLES Beagles sang:
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Next time please use a yellow submarine…
I thought it couldn’t come much more worse, but that was a delusion…
…as I came home, dad immediately put on his birthday suit, then he grabbed the poor shittybrown Weimaraner and ran nekked with the poor pup (that’s me) upstairs.
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There the poor pup ( still me) had to bear the water torture in the bathtub….then, probably as punishment for torturing a poor Weimaraner,
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dad tortured itself with the wather whip, while I tried to escape from the chamber of horror.
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 Good news, the silvermistygrey pup ( my new me) is a survivor…
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… butt even without the shit in my ears I’m pissed now….
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…and not even the pitiful xxx-small Greenie makes it better. It was just mean to put me in the bathtub, I mean I still had a bath today….
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and with all the water my dignity and my ego are still tainted…
HAVE A TIDY THURSDAY ALL

and don’t forget on 4/20/14:

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easyblog WORDY WEDNESDAY

WORDY WORTHY -WEDNESDAY

Me, Sir Easy Rider by the grace of King Henry from kitty-corner over the channel made a decision:

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my dad gets promoted from humanoid kite to humanoid dog basket.

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that’s a great honor and I hope he will prove he is worthy…

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ewwwww…. mom, the doggy basket reviles me!…

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… and meseems it eats MY treats!

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… no wonder, it was a freebie, and still there as I entered that crib….think  I better downgrade him to humanoid fireplug…

HAVE A WORTHY WEDNESDAY ALL

…and btw:

There is a glaring FEE in FrEEbie that most of the people, more often than not, fail to see.”
Anuj Somany

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easyblog TRAVEL TUESDAY

TRAVEL TUESDAY

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Last week Fozziemum wrote about a french chef who lives in Oz and between Bisque de Homard, Cidre and 1000 years old castles, I’ve  got the idea to visit one. A 1000 years old castle, not the chef… or the cidre..
We started on moanday in the morning, but sadly my mom had a me-graine. That means instead of the common straw she has the whole grains in her head, therefore it is called me-graine(s). That hurts, of course and if you shake her,  the grains clatter around in her head. Therefore she wasn’t able to run and to jump with me because of the rattling noise…

So I jumped and ran with my dad through: JOSSELIN  (breton: JOSILIN)

It’s a medieval city and there you really feel the spirit of knights and damsels, tournaments and chivalry. On the river Aust they have an ole castle, built by Guéthénoc, vicomté of Porhoët in 1008 and till today it is the crib of Josselin Charles Louis Jean Marie de Rohan-Chabot, 14th Duke of Rohan. Great name huh?  But he sadly wasn’t at home, so we had to buzz off without Bisque de Homard and Cidre…btw: do you mean that castle on a river, Bev?

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Josselin is a place what was  very popular at british expats and so they have british book stores there, tea rooms and the stores are well-equipped with HP-Sauce, Fish&Chips, Cadbury and other needful things. Sadly because of new useless laws, made by EU and the greed of the french government, many expats went back to UK and since they were gone it goes downhill with many places like that ole city, thanks, Mr. EU…. Like  Mr. Einstein said: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” Butt back to my trip. We took some photos and I added a song by a breton singer named Nolwen Leroy. She sings in breton, what’s much better to learn than french, because Brezhoneg is the language of british expats and refugees and very  close to welsh  and cornish language. It only takes no advantage to you, because today it’s no longer common to speak breton. Butt enough of the gab, I hope you have time to walk with me through Josselin, that would be cool:




HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY ALL

and if you want to see more places of the world, you can try to make a wild guess at Sammy’s Tuesday Teaser today :o)

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