easyblog TURRON & TREE RAT TUESDAY

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TURRON & TREE RAT TUESDAY

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Today the postguy visited my crib – he brought TWO parcels! For ME!

The first was from Spain – it came from Leo and Doggy. Guess what was inside? TURRONS! I’ve won it at Doggy’s blog, I think it was something with underwear – although I’m always bottomless.

Turrons are the confections from heaven – made with almonds, honey, sugar and egg white.

The recipe is older than the Black Forest and it was known in ancient Rome, where they called it Cupedia from the latin word cuppedo (Desire).

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The desire or better known as greediness appeared immediately in the eyes of my staff. Even the mom who said she is on diet (ha! as if!) grabbed the objects of desire and they wolfed it down in seconds.

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THANKS a lot Leo&Doggy for this Turrons – they are from paradise and I think the reason of the fall of Adam&Eve wasn’t an apple (they had no tablet pcs in paradise – I’m sure!) it must be this TURRONS!

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Also Leo&Doggy wrote me a card of Sevilla by night – I hope we can visit this city once – it’s full of history and yes! magic too.

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The second parcel came from Sweet William the Scot and his Lee – it was the TREE RAT WITH THE GOLDEN ACORN I’ve won at Williams competition.

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It’s an air freshener with two different scents – I’ve got Spring and Mahogany Leather.

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The Tree Rat has now a special place in the Elephant Skater and it came at the right time, because my grampy had an explosive ice coffee while driving and distributed the whole darned cup everywhere in the car and it started to smell from rotten milk foam. Now we have the smell of scruffy ice coffee in spring and that’s much better! And with this Tree Rat it is like William would sit together with me on the backseat of the Elephant Skater.

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They wrote a wonderful Sweet William card too – yes! Scotties are wonderful – aren’t they?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH WILLIAM AND LEE!

I’m curious what I will get tomorrow!

Now I’m off to supervise mom in the kitchen. She saw the pictures of the SAMMY TEASER in the morning and there was a Ristorante or Pizzaria and now she is inspired to prepare someting from Italy for lunch.

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They have smoked Salmon with musk melon and roasted potatoes with balsamico – fortunately I’ve got chicken with carrots and rice …

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MAMMA MIA!

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HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLLIE’S HUMOM!

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easyblog MAGIC MONDAY

MAGIC MONDAY

Today I have no magic tricks for you – but I had really a sunday and a monday like  magic.

Yesterday between 10 and 11p.m. my dad appeared. He was in Paris to meet my Grandparents who brought him their Elephant Skater, that we have a ride. It’s this one:

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Mom’s aunt and uncle were there too with my grampy’s regular car and they decided to spend two days together with Paris. My Dad was waiting at the train station for more than one hour, because the GPS of my Grampy had no clue to which train station he want to go to pick up my Dad. After a lot of phonecalls and curses they noticed that they can see each other, because the hotel of my Grandparents was towards to the train-station. Have I mentioned that I live in a crazy family? No? So I live in a crazy family!

After a short cup of coffee together, my dad buzzed off and came back  3 more times, because the GPS-Gremlin conducted him 3 times to the train station. As he came back the first time, my Grandparents thought something is wrong or happen – but the next two times they ignored the “revenant-Dad” and just waved at him. Have I told you that I live in a cazy family?

Dad decided to drive via blind flight without the GPS-Gremlin and therefore he came back and wouldn’t still orbit the train station of Paris till the whole eternity.

As he came, he brought me a box full of toys and treats, what my Granny gave him for me. At this moment I forgot the trouble with the ants in the pants, the nut shell what stuck on my paw and mom had to remove in a 20-minutes-homemade-surgery, the shiner I gave to mom as we want to look out of the window for the same time and a destroyed pillow – I was just happy.

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First I edited the monkey – he is hand-crafted now.

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Then I made a ball puzzle .

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Then I ate two butterfly legs. They are useless. He can fly!

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Then…. I fell asleep…

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Oh wait, wait, wait …ahhhmmm… Dad, can you go tomorrow to Paris again?

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HAVE A MAGIC MONDAY –  I WILL SEND MY MAGIC POWER TO

BENNY AND ALL WHO NEED SOME MAGIC

easyblog HAPPY FATHERS DAY

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To all Dad’s of the world!

We have to celebrate without the dad, because in the early morning he scooted with the big rolling cage what runs on rails.

He is in Paris now (in the city) and me and mom we are alone at home. Mom was sad as he disappeared and I tried to cheer her a little bit. I’ve found a big molehill in my back yard and I would catch her a mole – Unfortunately it wasn’t a molehill it was an anthill! I radioed SOS to mom and while she removed this devilish beasts who peed on me, they peed on her too. Now we have the great itching but we will never get rheumatism – that’s like a spa-day! But mom is ungrateful and said I’m a doofus and I would give her head aches. Boo! Girls!

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HAVE A GREAT FATHERS SUNDAY ALL

 

easyblog SEE BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY

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SEE BEAUTIFUL

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First:

Happy Blogoversary to SEE BEAUTIFUL

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I was pondering about beautiful things – but I wasn’t able to find them (except me). Then I was in my back yard and there I noticed I have a lot of beautiful things around me – I only have to take a closer look to see them.

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Like this rose – it reminds us of the paper-roses my mom tried to shot on a funfair as she was a child. She failed always and after she lost her whole pocketmoney and cried, the shooting-guy broke his cover under the counter and offered her exactly a rose in this color and even with a damaged petal.(yeah, Mr. Niceguy AFTER she spent 5 bucks  at your darned Aunt Sally)

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Butt anyway, she was happy because roses are beautiful. Even the plant louse likes roses and has a foible for some luxury – she could live on a stinging nettle or a thistle too – but she lives on a rose – even a plant louse has style. Because today is  a beautiful day we decided to spare her life and not to use the bug spray. We will do it tomorrow.

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I’ve found an abandoned nest of a pigeon on the ground – wow! the decorated sticks of the nest were like poopsicles for me.

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Unfortunately my mom  was bent on a poopsicle too, she begrudged me my treats and we had a funny race through my backyard.

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How great the airstream feels under my cheek pouches…

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…how funny my ears flapped – I was nearly just before “ready for lift off”…

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… as my mom noticed we run an empty race, because I ate the poop long ago and only the sicle was left…

Butt we had fun (I hope) and some beautiful moments together … oh … and poopsicles, of course.

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A wise man said, that the one who has the milennial eyes will see the beauty behind all things. I’m just three and before I will get this special eyes I have to wait a while. Butt even with three years I can see a lot of beauty around me – just sometimes we have to close our eyes and have to see with our heart and all our senses. As the little Prince [of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)said:

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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

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Have a beautiful Friday and I hope you will discover beautiful things today too.

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easyblog MAGIC MONDAY

MAGIC MONDAY

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You know what? One of my wishes came true. My neighbor Max has a new girlfriend. Ok, that’s not big news but this time it’s a girl WITH A DOG! It’s a Berner Mountain Dog, currently just a puppy but in some months the puppy can play football with me! That’s magic!

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Every morning I signed the door of his crib with magic runes I’ve learnt from the old Druides. Runes aren’t only letters, every rune has a meaning. To use them is easy when you’re a dog or a kitty. For humans it can be difficult, I think to sign some one or someting with yellow runes is called scandalisation or a mess.

If you want to use runes for magic rituals, here is the alphabet of the runes:

The complete row of runes is called Older Futhark and every rune has a special meaning and is useable for different things.

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Fehu – the rune of fire and energy – to get rich

Uruz –  the aurochs – for power and defense

Thurisaz – the giant – for destruction

Ansuz – the one god – for wisdom and knowledge

Raidho – the wheel – for justice and order

Kenaz – the torch – for reproduction

Gebo – the gift – for love and harmony

Wunjo – the joy – for friendship

Hagalaz – the egg – for the connection of contrasts

Naudhiz – the distress – for resistance

Isa – the ice – for silence and stagnation

Jera – the year – for endless circulation

Eihwaz – the yew – for finishing

Perthro – the dice cup – for decisions

Elhaz – the elk – for protection

Sowilo – the sun – for life and victory ( abused in Third Reich)

Tiwaz – the war – for separation

Berkano – the birch – for productivity

Ehwaz – the horse – for confidence

Mannaz – the human – for self-awareness

Laguz – the lake – for the process of growth

Ingwaz – the god Ing – for regeneration

Dagaz – the day – to see between light and shadow

Othala – the home – for holding together  your family

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Please make sure not to use “Fehu” and “Isa” at the same time, because they are contrary.

I have no clue what will happen, because I’m still on page 10 of my book and it’s difficult to read and to understand. So if you have still used them together, please inform me what happened – I’ll bet that’s more interesting than my book ) I’ve read it lasts 30 years to become a Druid – so in case you have trouble  with the runes you need a little bit  patience before I can help…

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HAVE A MAGIC MONDAY ALL

easyblog STRANGE SATURDAY

STRANGE SATURDAY

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Just now I tried some loopings in the grass but suddenly it became dark as in a salamanders ass.

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A bad wind came on and someone in heaven had green beans for breakfast, because I heard strange noises.

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Also some one in heaven tried to take a picture of me because I saw some flashlights in the sky.

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Wow that was dangerous , I don’t like Pawpawrazzis and buzzed off into my crib, from where I watched the mom in the back yard.

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Mom tried to take a picture of the Pawpawrazzi in the air too but sadly she was too lame. While she was rotating around herself to get a picture another one in heaven did the right thing and poured a bucket full of water over her head, that she was looking like a river rat.

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As we were inside of my crib the next strike came and we had no electricity. I ran into my bomb shelter immediately and was waiting there till the Mr. Bean and the Pawpawrazzi disappeared.

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Later I would take my morning patrol but another guy in heaven forgot to close the faucet and it was pouring with rain as I stuck my nose out of my back door.

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.That’s no problem I thought, we can use the other door, maybe we have no rain there. But we had.

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Last chance, the entrance – but believe it or not – there it was raining too. How can it rain on all three doors? That’s a world conspiracy I think!

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I gave up and grabbed a shoe as an  amuse-gueule…

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HAVE A SUNNY SATURDAY ALL

easyblog FERVENT FRIDAY

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FERVENT FRIDAY

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You know what? The summer is here! Really. Since yesterday it’s just hot hot hot. It’s like in a desert on my street, because it’s still a rotten sandpit.

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Even though it was as hot as in hell the Weimaraner Dad insisted with pesky whining on a pee patrol at noon.

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Can you see me?

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Wow there is a naked girl in this garden! Even without clothes!

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Let’s take a break!

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Who has the longest tongue on slice earth?

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HAVE A FABULOUS FRIDAY ALL