SHOP TILL YOU DROP
Bacon’s and Fozziemum’s Shopping around the world…
Today we shop for:
We buy a lot of water, not only my mom drinks it every day, I’m a water drinker too. We always buy still water, because the time as my mom tried to burp songs with using soda or sparkling water are over (fortunately because she failed and produced a giant mess).
We buy Vittel for her and WHATEVER WATER for me. Yes, I get mineral water too and that’s not because the sun shines out of our butts with prosperity , it’s because the water what comes through the faucet has a strange smell sometimes…
Hers is 6×75 cl = 2.99 euros ($$3.96)
Mine is 6×2.0 liters = 1.20 euros ($$ 1.56)
butt there are dinosaurs on the bottle… so it must be good….
….ahmm Mom that aren’t dinosaurs, that are mountains… probably your water is adulterated with methyl alcohol and therefore it costs more than mine… just saying…
We always use shower gel and there we look first for the sign, that it is cruelty free….
my mom buys tons of that stuff. Maybe she got skunked once that she spend so much time in the bathtub…who knows?
Currently her favorite is:
Treaclemoon Cool Melon Fresca, NOT tested on anipals – 500ml 4.99 euros ($$ 6.58)
It’s available in many styles and you can buy bodylotions or handcream and whatnot with the same scent too. There is always a cooking or baking recipe on the back of every bottle and real “smarties” make cookies with using that stuff (that was DEFINITELY NOT suggested on the bottle) and they wonder that the cookies are totally inedible and that the kitchen smells like the laboratory of Gyro Gearloose, right Mom?
We don’t use deodorant, because my momma says it wrecks the scent of her perfume, even when she would use a deodorant without a smell. We use a salt-crystal deo stick instead. You have to wet it with water and then you rub it on the stinky places, VOILA! Mission accomplished… client deskunked. And that thingy sustains furever and ever… Thanks Overlook Twins, nice try, but not your turn today…clear off!
Murnauers crystal deo stick extra strong: 100gram = 2.07 euros ($$ 2.73) suffices furever and ever…. Ok, well that’s an old story…
We mostly buy OMO, that’s a detergent as old as dirt and it reminds my momma of her childhood. One of the things of the past what still has the same smell. YAY! Don’t be afraid for the price (yes, that stuff is not cheap here) it’s a pack with 8kg what’s enough for 110 laundry loads (that’s a promo-lie, it’s enough for 90and something washer- loads, butt anyway), 8kg (17.64lbs) are 51.48 euros (including tax) – ($$ 67.94)
Here I proudly present the ultimate and amazing STICKY BUDDY! naaah it’s not the laptop what got a soda shower it’s this one:
you can remove dirt and dog hairs, from carpets, clothes and car seats in zilch. it has a scratching thingy and a sticky roll and with that thingy you can chase every dirt away…. says Anthony Sullivan. And you will get an additional wonder-thingy: a travel size dirt remover, when you accidentally land in Norman Bates howltel, where you have to clean the room first, before you can sleep there.
Mom bought it in her junk store for legendary 2.95 euros ($$3.89)! That’s unbelievable, right?
Butt will it work like promised?
How shall I know that….
I’ve tested that thingy while mom wrote this post….seems, we will never know if it works or not…
HAVE A SUPER SHOPPING TRIP ALL