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easyblog SPECIAL SATURDAY

WIESN SATURDAY!

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OZAPFT IS!… yes, that sounds weird but it means the Oktoberfest starts!

at Casey’s!

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I’m there too and I decided to go with my Weimbrother Goose. Sorry girls, that’s a men-thing, becows: girls can’t toss back a whole “Mass Beer” at one go and if, they need to write a pee-mail and you have to leave your hard-won place in a tent and you have to wait 87 hours  in the pee-line  of the honey bucket, because the girl feels  lonesome between two millions of people and then the girl screams EEEEEWWW!!! when she sees the honey bucket and want’s to write that mail somewhere between bushes, butt they are hard to find on that THERESIENWIESE, at least that bushes where no one sleeps behind and if you find a bush, some other girls and boys found it before you and they left some things there I will not name and you have to hold her bag the whole time and you look like an idiot with that darned thing and suddenly you have to search for tissues in the abysses of that bag and while you dive in that thingy her lipstick falls down in the toxic legacy on the floor and you have to bury that thingy within a second with your heel , because it’s from Pee-Or and you will land in hell when the girl will notice that… and at the end your ears get crumpled with all that howling about puke and poop on designer shoes what are now pee-signer-shoes… and so what! a giant guy occupied your place in the tent while you where absent and your beer is anyway flat  after 87 hours and more. Or short: my mom and my dad were there once… So it’s a BOYS-THING… says my dad, he is my legal guardian, his name is written in my passport so dear girls, please  send the shitstorm to him…
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butt to celebrate at home a little I begged for a bavarian roast with bread dumplings, or as they call it in Bavaria : Schweinsbratn mit Semmelknoedel. My mom is no member of the meat-club, butt she loves me, so she said yes! YAY!

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we need: milk, eggs, mirepoix (onion, carrot, turnip, parsley, lovage, leeks), the meat, and white bread (please don’t try it with  toast bread, it ends in a disaster, trust me), salt+pepper.

 cut the bread in thin slices, throw it in a bowl, pour some luke warm milk over the bread, add some salt and chopped parsley and at last we throw some eggs in the bowl (without the shell)

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now comes the best part, use your paws ( it’s useless to wash it before you start, you anyway have to wash them after) and mix all things together. let the mash rest for some time, till the milk, the eggs and the bread are  bonded. If it is too muddy , you can add breadcrumbs, if it is too dry add an egg more.

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wash your paws or clean it on your pants or on the table cloth, because we prepare the meat.

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I melted some butter in a roasting dish, added the meat and the cleaned  veggie-stuff ( I only halved the carrots and the other weed) and seared the whole stuff for a moment  while I pre-heated my oven on 225°c. then I added some hot water (it has to be hot or very warm, no idea why, butt mom’s granny said so and she was always right). I put the lid on the roast dish and threw it in the oven… bam… door is closed, now you can hang around in the kitchen or clean your private parts while the meat roasts  for an hour (time corresponds with the size of your meat). You only have to look for the meat one or two times in case you have to add some water… na… wait… HOT WATER, ok? if you are a hardcore-bavarian you can replace the water with beer, best with german beer, butt sparingly… We added NO pepper or salt, because it’s my roast, if you make it for  bipeds, you can use it, of course…
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after an hour I removed the lid, that the meat gets some color and while the meat get’s “oven-tanned” I prepare the dump-links…  you can make little balls and throw it in seathing water for a while, butt to tell the truth, outside from germany you can’t find a bread what really works for the dumplings. they sometimes look greasy and in worst case they  fall apart and then you have nothing to eat butt a giant mess in your cookpot.  I use a smart trick. Of course I’m a Weimaraner AND a virgo, so it must be a really smart trick…
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I made some rolls (I added a pepsi can, that you can see the size, please don’t add any Pepsi or Coke ) and then I wrapped them with cling film first and second they got a tin foil wrapping. VIOLA! Now I can throw them in a giant cookpot with seathing water… you need no salt for the water, that’s nonsense, because that thingies are wrapped…
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After approx. 15 minutes (that’s also corresponds with the size of your dumplings) you can remove the meat from the oven… use gloves, that darned shit dish is as hot as hell!!! turn your oven down, cut the meat and give the best part to the Weimaraner.  Then remove the veggie-trash from your dish (if you like it you can eat it, no problem). It’s common in Bavaria to leave the sauce as it is, that means no MONDAMIN or any thickener is allowed. We uses Mondamin , because it looks better. We also used a whisk to grind the onionpieces, that makes it easier when you use a sauciere, because onion slices can  lead to a giant mess when they block the spout of your sauciere … just saying.
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Now I removed the dumplings from the water, be careful the tinfoil is  darned hot (and if you used salt in the water the tinfoil turns black… just saying). And then I unwrapped the dumpling thingy and cut it in slices. It’s been said that if you cut them with a knife, you aren’t worth them and they will lay like stones in your tummy. You should cut them in slices with a thread… butt I give a monkeys fart on that old wives’ tale and used a knife, because I’m hungry now and not in the mood for cat’s cradle… first it’s dad’s plate, then comes mine… mom had a salad today with that dumplings… not really worth to take a photo … btw: the best is, when you cut the dumpling-leftovers in pieces the next day and roast it in a buttered pan together with stirred eggs and if you add a salad, you have a super tasty meal…says my mom..

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VIOLA! DIG IN! or as they say in BAVARIA :

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AN GUAD’N!

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easyblog FLIBUSTIER FRIDAY

AHOY!
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CRAPtain Easy Snarrow  the wildest of all Pee-rates here…
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Arrr… guess what happened yesterday…  that lubber of a mom entered her wreck on wheels and sailed to the junk store…
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where she mugged some trashures…
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now give it to the Weimaraner or you will land in Davy Jones locker…
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first I’ve got a thingy I can’t remember what it was once…
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maybe a nose-etui…
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or a puke bag…. chromp-chromp-chromp…bwwuuuuaaaarrrks! that’s essential when you are sea-sick…just saying…
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butt then… then I’ve got a COW-YO-TE… his name is Wile E. Cow-Yo-Te… or better, that was his name…
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… be-cows within  5 minutes all my trashures went over the plank…
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…and now CRAPTAIN EASY is bored… and unfortunately that lubber-mom forgot  to buy the green beans, so there is no chance for fair winds to sail to the town again …
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HAVE GREEN BEANS FOR FAIR WINDS AND A FOLLOWING SEA MATEY’S!
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easyblog MISCHIEF MOANDAY

MISCHIEF MOANDAY
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Easy ‘s primitive knockabout comedy productions, short EPKCP proudly presents:
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HOW TO TRAIN A DOG
 a drama in two acts.
Starring:
The one and only Easy Rider, elder Ignoramus of all times
any  Peep , let’s say its Peep #1 –  what I never saw before
another Peep, we can call Peep #2 – I don’t know anymore
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Don’t forget to buy first row tickets for the next dog show, it will be a mould-breaking event, that’s for sure… and to wear that darned espadrilles while walking a dog is a no-go, it turns you into a cannonball….. and to laugh at people who try to work seriously is counterproductive, peep # 2!
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HAVE A GOOD MONDAY ALL
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easyblog NATIONAL PET MEMORIAL DAY

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FOR A FRIEND

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Today is NATIONAL PET MEMORIAL DAY and I will take the chance to   honor a fabulous girl named GRETA. A pug-girl as beautiful and funny …like…like… like a PUG…yes, like a pug.

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It was Greta, Hazel and Bailey and her pawrents who saved me from starving as I had to go through that diet-thingy – thanks, pug-parents, thanks Hazel and Bailey and thanks Greta.

I remember as I was drunken in the pug-tavern, because one of the 87 drinks was not good, bet it was the last one…
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photo from idahopugranch

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…and I will always remember, that it was  Greta who sent me this fabulous little pug, what travels with me in the Elephant Skater…

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it’s a little bittersweet to watch it, butt it’s always there and it feels as I would have a little bit of Greta on my side, what holds the paws over me…specially when mom is the captain of our joke of Ruesselsheim….

Greta, I’m thankful that I met you, your fursiblings and your pawrents and it’s so hard to believe that you had to go… butt I will keep you in my heart and in my thoughts forevermore…

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I bow my head to honor a wonderful friend….

Please hop over to OZ, if you have time, he wrote a wonderful poem for Greta…

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easyblog THIS MOMENT…

…SEE BEAUTIFUL

It’s not easy to see beautiful things with a heavy heart, butt this time I found something what’s beautiful and interesting at the second look. And I found something what looks beautiful, butt with a bad feature… naaah, not my mom’s cheesecake… It is this one:

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a carrion flower (Orbea variegata).

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It looks beautiful and it’s impressing that such a mousy thingy can get such wonderful flowers… butt… the smell of that thingy is awful… really.  Therefore my mom  placed it outside that it can stink to oneself…

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Butt the carrion flower does that not to tease my mom’s nose, it stinks to attract flies… I mean the flower stinks, not my mom’s nose..

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…and to get flies for free, a spider built a web directly on that plant…probably spiders have no sense of smell… I have to do some research to find that out…

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that’s super clever, isn’t it?  The flies come in droves and the spider has an all you can eat pawty all days.

Sorry, that the pictures are a little blurry, butt we wouldn’t disturb or harm that smart spider thingy…

We decided to give that spider a permission to stay  and named it Machiavelli after the great strategian and schemer who’s my mom’s idol. That means she will probably end  as a politician or as a jailbird… the mom… not the spider… or maybe both…

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And this time Machiavelli was totally right with his saying: “One change always leaves the way open for the establishment of others”. If my mom hasn’t placed the stinky plant outside, the spider wouldn’t be there and we would never learn how clever such a spider can be…

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HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY ALL

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easyblog MISCHIEF MOANDAY

MISCHIEF MOANDAY

Yesterday, Madi was so kind to send my mom some stretch-instructions to chase the pain in her ass away…

of course Madi is a cat, she knows how to stretch… MANY THANKS!

I’ve read the instructions to  mom and then we tried it immediately….
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…  I’m her Drill-Instructor…
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… and it seems my mom feels much better now… right, mom? She got tears in her eyes … with joy, I think….  and my note of fees  will  follow swiftly…
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HAVE A SUPER MONDAY ALL!

easyblog PUPDATE for Greta the Pug

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Greta’s mom wrote a short update and I will share it with you:

Dear friends
 
thank you for you prayers and POTP for our little girl. we were able to visit her this morning. She is improved but not out of the woods yet.  Her heart rate is now normal but her temp is still low so she has a heating pad and water bottles to help keep her warm.  She is very weak, but she was able to stand a few times while we were there. No more vomiting but we need to get the diarreah stopped. She is on fluids
and resting.  we did get a tail wag before we left. We will be able to visit her again later this evening and I will update.  Unfortunately even if we get her feeling better there is still a chance of liver failure.
 
I sent this email a few of you, if you can pass the word
 
Please keep her in your thoughts
 
Linda
 
Please cross your paws for the little girl, in case you missed the posts, what happened, you can read it at Sarge’s blog or at Murphy’s and Stanley’s blog.
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