WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW and COWCOW,

… ok… butt the porsche in BLACK not in red Mr. Pennywise…

…ummm Phenny…. what are you doing? …are you talking with da sink?!

… shhht… no , I’m talking with the Clown in da sewerage…

… yeah the learjet has to have 8 seats and I want an ice cream dispenser….

…ok you talk to the clown in da sewerage via sink-o-phone…

…shall we better call da vet… I mean that sounds not good… honestly…

… ballons, balloons …who wants balloons? They are sooo dated, dude…

…. no worries… that’s a totally normal conversation between two friends…

… hahahahaha come on dude you have a screw loose… there is no clown in da sewerage nor in da sink… I know it…

…sure it is… and it offers balloons and porsches and lear jets ha!

… and if you think I’m nuts I will not invite you for a ride in my porsche nor to a tour around the world in my lear jet… including ice cream dispenser…

I can not believe that I really do that…….Mr. Pennywise? …are you there?… oh… your answering machine… well then… please deliver the porsche in puke-green and without an engine and the jet without seats … and without the ice cream dispenser, ok?

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

 

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TRAVEL TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW and COWCOW,

shall I tell you about our adventure in da french alpes to pick you up, Neilson?

…yes,yes yes… tell it… tell it…

…well we started in da early morning and it looked like  a sunny day….

…butt suddenly da hell broke loose…

…and we skatered through 4 evil thunderstorms…

…and after a giant hill and a loooong tunnel…. we saw it…

…da mountains…

…wow were they big….

…. and one toll booth after another… that was not toll-erable…

… as we came to grenoble, we couldn’t find a howltel, they had an event and the town was crowded with visitors…

… butt you can always count on Norman Bates momma… she welcomed us with a cell and 87k construction workers from poland and italy who had a pawty…

…the ac was probably a combat tank in a former  life…

…and someone before us  smoked 87k cigarettes or weed  in the broomstick cabinet what they called bathroom….

… butt the howltel offered rooms with a fab  view on the mountains…for free!… duuuuh…. efurry goat den has a mountain view in Grenoble… eggs-cept it has no windows…

… after a sleepless night we drove to Neilsons place … or at least we tried…….there was a traffic jam what would even surprise the peeps of Pawris…

… then we met Neilsons people and Neilson himself…. and then we sat in the car… every minute more would make it just more sad for us and for Neilsons people and so we started together in a new adventure…

…the journey was a little bit hairy, but at the end everybuddy found it’s place…

…. and a fat hiss to GM, as I tried to ride on da rear shelf their misconstruction collapsed and a puzzeld weimaraner landed in the cargo area…. awful!

… oh btw can I carve out some potp and a collective ouch please? I hurt my dewclaw because of the weim-fall in the trunk…

…at the end we landed at home in one piece… boy that was a long trip… we all were eggs-hausted, but even with all the sh*t and effort, Neilson is totally worth it… and we hope he will like to live with me and the staff…

…and we now know the meaning of the saying “things go south”…. so we better avoid that direction and stay in our land before time…

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HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MARVELOUS MONDAY

BON CHEW and COWCOW…

thats english for the french coucou…

so… here we are… me Da Phenny

…and Da Nelly…

come on now… say hello to Blogville and tell something about ya….

…ummm wellllll… Hello….

I’m Neilson and I will turn one at the end of july…. the breeder where I was born named me Nutella…. but my owner didn’t like that name…. I mean who wants to be named after something what has 547 kcal per 100 gram?

Till last thursday I lived in the south east of France in a town not far away from Swiss and Italy…I was a hunter and I liked  it to be with my owner and my Pointer buddy….

…I had no clue that my owner has  serious health problems, but I understand that he has to take care for himself first and that he wants me in good hands ….

…it was a very touching moment with tears and heavy hearts… and suddenly I sat in a car and I saw how the mountains disappeared in the rear window….

…boy that was a long trip… through sun and heat  and thunderstorms and rain

… and now I’m here with Da Phenny and we try to go along together…. that’s difficult sometimes, because we are very different…. I have to learn that I have MY place in this pack and no other and Da Phenny has to learn to share…. I have to admit that we both are not good in that…. but we try… and if we fail then we try to fail better next time…

… I have done no mischief by now but I look forward  to the things what wait to become confetti…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MONDAY ALL

 

SURPRISE FURRYDAY

BON CHEW,

like promised, I can share an impawtant news with ya today…

….. look…. that is NEILSON…yes, Neilson like Shoko from Catnada….  We picked him up in da south east of France yesterday….

…. he is 10 month old but a big guy… wow!

Today we all are smashed, after the long trip and the horrible weather we had while crossing da whole country. And to bring a new furmily member home is a full time job and a BIG change…. we hope efurrything will work…

Neilson will tell you more on monday when we are back in Blogville…. for today we have  an appointment at the vet, just to say hello and we will do all that paper work stuff you need to become a real furmily…. so please don’t be angry that we can not be around today….

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRYDAY ALL

à bientôt

da Phenny and da Nelly

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW,

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawetry with pigtures… this week they picked this pigture…

…it has something touching and it makes us ponder what happened to the two who sat once there…butt I think pawetry and comedy end with the same letters, so I will try to write a comedy-em…

To be together for a very long time

without fighting and without doing crime

that is something special and sometimes it seems

that we are like one with sharing even our dreams.

Butt it also happens if we are together for so long

that Miss Routine is there and then something goes wrong.

Like missed anniversaries and special events

and the pitiful try to make amends….

with rescue drops and oil for my fur….

I tell ya dude that was really poor.

And also picking da  gift wrapping option

is no guaranty for an absolution.

… you better should invest some cent

for an adequate mom- present…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

WILD WEIMNESDAY

BON CHEW,

guess what? Last week the mama tried to add another collar to my collection…

…and suddenly the hook escaped from the ceiling…

…and because the mama looked upwards to add the collar, the whole trash landed in her face… that was painful to get a nose bump from a heavy spring clip…

…my daddy said that happened because she buys too much dog stuff… we have one dog and not 87, so to have such a mountain of leashes and collars is overdone… butt the mama said that a dog can not have enough leashes and collars (YES!) and it only happened because of the pitiful hook he screwed the wrong way in da ceiling…

… bigger hooks are only available in a store for butchery stuff… so the mama and I indulged some idea-accelerator and viola, here we are with a brandnew leash&collar rack for all 87 odogs who live here ..

…we bought a solid fence panel at the diy cowboy store and the nice guys halved it for us, because the room in an elephant skate has limits… and then we fixed it on the wall with big dowels and screws so it never ever can knock out the mama…

…and the best is, that there is still room for some new leashes or collars… or collars AND  leashes… and it looks much more organized than before…the whole fun was 14 euros for the fence and 6 euros for the fixing stuff…. and we also have the other part of that fence and there is no reason why we shouldnt fix  it on the other wall to add more dog stuff …

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

DEAR FURIENDS, we are on a secret mission today and tomorrow, our posts will be published automatically (the furst time we use this feature) and we hope it will work, we will be back on furryday and we hope, then we have a super news to share with you…

TEST TUESDAY

BON CHEW,

you maybe saw the steam cleaner  adventure of the mama at fb, butt if not, I will tell ya da freaky story…

…so there was the mama who wanted to rescue the paw-unfriendly carpet with steaming away the dirty spots… suddenly the steam came out at the wrong place, because the plastic valve fell apart…. who in da world makes plastic valves for steamy stuff? …and who is so crazy to press a finger on the opening to stop da steam? … ok, I bet you will guess who… at the end we had a hot dog what was a finger once, a dead steam cleaner and a half-dirty carpet…

…butt my daddy has a heart for hot-dogs, carpets   and the mama and so he ordered her a mighty fine mothers day gift… a new steam cleaner, YAY!

…wait I will open it for you the mama…

..ok… that looks different than the old one… and it has no hole you can cover with your paws…

… steam on the mama and let’s see if we can bring the actual color back…

… yes.. that looks promising and even the carpet looks more aqua than gray now…

…woooooah…. honestly if you live with a weimaraner you should have an eye on more  domestic hygiene…just saying…

… but at least it worked nearly as eggs-pected… we give that steam cleaner 3 paws and a wagging tail… it was not eggs-pensive (36.30 euros) and it does its  job and it is easy to handle… butt it sadly is not as powerful as the old one and you need more time to chase da dirty spots away and you also can not do tiles on da wall with it … butt for the mama that thingy is ok, even when she would try to vaporize her fingers, it is not pawsible…

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW,

I’m sulky… and my ego is damaged  furever&ever…

… because of that tasty fishy   snacks….

…the mama offered me one and said that is outdoor food….

…but honestly would you park your fabulous self on da hard lawn when you have a sofa? I mean that is more than logic, right? The mama turned into a dragon , spat fire and said I’m on her list now….

… I think the world is not fair… why we have such stinky snacks when we can’t  eat them on a sofa with using a brandnew pillow? And why for heavens sake have creatures what spend their whole live in the water such an intensive smell? And why the mama has no clue that I’m not a pig butt a weimaraner? I mean I live here since more than a year, so she should know that….

HAVE AN UNSTINKY MO(A)NDAY ALL

FREAKY FURRYDAY

BON CHEW,

to another chapter of diy-torture…

… this one started with another box, what was gnawed… probably a mouse?

…there was an oven inside  and because the mama bugged the dad to death, he installed it immeowdiately…

…furst he removed the old one and because it was heavy I placed my tail under that thingy, just in case my dads arms will give up…

… and then I stabilized his stilts with leaning on him  while he squeezed the new oven in the hole

…and then he cursed because the flap gave him a low blow…

…  he even  landed on the floor where he took a nap…

…while I did the hardest part of that work with opening a box what was in that oven box…

… boy I worked like a berserk while my dad had a mighty fine time on the floor…

…and at the end I had the box open and there was nothing inside than a baking sheet…. what shall I do with a baking sheet? …the world is a bear garden I tell ya…

… I think I will take a nap now after all that work and I hope for a big reward because I fixed the kitchen and there should be peace now at the kitchen front…

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRYDAY ALL

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW

to a new round of pawetry in pictures by Angel Sammy and Teddy. This week we honor da feline world with this photo prompt:

…cute huh? And here we go …. I borrowed some words from John Lennon, but I think he would like to share his words…

Listen do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell?

So come closer…
Let me whisper in your ear

you will like what you will hear…

the salmon truck is near my dear…

 

HAVE A PAWSOME THURSDAY ALL