BON CHEW & COWCOW
to FINAL FICTION FURRYDAY hosted by Aunty YAM.
We picked a classics this time again, it’s THE FROG PRINCE by da Brothers Grimm. The book sadly has no 87 pages, butt we picked the prompts from page 8 and 7. And our story is NO fairytale it is da nekked truth.
The prompts are: FROG KISS DISTRESS PRINCE MORNING
So here we go with:
DA TOAD PRAWNCESS by DA BROTHERS WEIM.
Once upon a time butt not long ago a Prawncess named the mama waddled in her backyard in da early MORNING, escorted by their beloved smart beautiful and hyper intelligent Weimaraners and armed with a cigarette and a mug full with fresh brewed luxurious coffee her pawerents always dragged from germany to france, because that Prawncess was super fastidious and high-brewed…
It was a beautiful day, da berds sang Rockin’ Robin and the pigeons shat in the veggie patch of the neighbors and not in the mug of da Prawncess this time. Howlelujah! The perfect MORNING…. Butt! Suddenly! the Prawncess saw how one of her beloved smart beautiful and hyper intelligent Weimaraners touched something with his paw.
…a FROG! …naaaah a TOAD!!!!!!! ALARM! TAKE ARMS!
Damsel Da Prawncess in DISTRESS!
Butt what can a Prawncess do who has only her Pyjama, a cigarette and a mug with coffee? And how can she hold two beloved smart beautiful and hyper intelligent Weimaraners back from da poisonous toad?
To KISS a toad is NO option, it never becomes a PRINCE. All what you get is a super bitter taste in your mouth while you turn into a bubble bath and at the end you land at the vet who sells anti-pukeritis pills for 30 bucks per piece!
And because da Prawncess has definitely all dots on her dice and even more than that (don’t trust people who say da opposite) she grabbed the mug with da coffee and put it over da toad. GOTCHA! VICTORY!
…then she tried to drag her beloved smart beautiful and hyper intelligent Weimaraners back in the house, butt failed because someone with a small head butt GINORMOUS brain slipped through the collar, ran back to the toad and opened the mug of Pan-TOAD-ra again!!!!
idiot beloved smart beautiful and hyper intelligent Weimaraner was carried back in the house like a baby against his will, protesting and cursing. And da husband of da Prawncess, named da Prawn had to go on toad patrol, because da Prawncess feared the evil beast will jump straight in her face after the coffee shower and that would be the end of da Prawncess that’s as clear as mud or black coffee from germany.
At the end we got no PRINCE and the decadent coffee ended as lawn moistener and we are not sure what PETA will say when they read about catching a toad with a cup of coffee… there is coffeine inside and that is sure not good for toads who are anyway nocturnal… poor toad now it has probably insomnia furever and ever… and finally:
A MORNING WHAT STARTS WITHOUT COFFEE IS A
SHIT DAY MOURNING
…and to make it to a better morning here are two flowers for Rosy’s Flower Furryday
furst a GIANT rose for Rosy:
it was so big that it fitted not even in da camera…
… and here a butterfly bush with a butterfly…
HAVE A FROGFREE FURRYDAY ALL