WILD WEIM WEDNESDAY

BON CHEW,

and guess what? The mama came up with talking about dog shows yesterday….and that we have to work now… uuuuch… really? She said furst comes da theory and therefore she accepted a facebook offer and loaded a book down by a famous dog handler….

…what beginner?

…listen the mama I ruined ran 4 shows last year, that makes me technically to a pro…

…but okaaaaaaaay  I will read that…oh oh oh ….oh look what they write… you should watch your weight…

… specially after a weekend with  the two guys named Ben&Jerry… oh and please ignore the guy in the background, seems da chimney guy becomes my constant sidekick…

… and hey what do you mean I should read  on while you have to check da wardrobe…?

…ooooh ok, the chapter what to wear… well that eggs-plains efurrything…

…butt back to da book… “hold your humans close to da string and pull them through da ring till their soles start to glow….” …that’s not difficult I think…

… and I can skip that chapter to do better things…that looks like  a statement huh? hehehehe….

… soooo my butt is buttiful again and  I think I will finish that book till may and till may the mama sure has ruined the complete household budget for the whole year and my dad has a new  how to make moneeh idea or a good whitewasher for the bank guys … that means we will be  well prepared for da show …. right?

…and if you want to know what you have to do to win a dog show or what you can wear there, you can load the book on your compawter here:

https://leadingedgedogshowacademy.lpages.co/leading-edge-lead-magnet-ebook-1/

HAVE A WILD WEIMNESDAY ALL

 

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TEST TROUBLE TUESDAY

BON CHEW,

I was shopping with the mama and look what we bought… I mean apart from chewing bones, treats, collars (I have  87 now! YAY)and darnedeggsuperabundantshitnooneneedsandwhatlaysaroundeverywhere…

it’s the KUMFI stop pull harness by George Grayson…. you can buy it here for smooth 17.50 pounds in size L

…or you can buy it  in the junk store of the mama… butt anyway, back to da wonder-harness…

…. after the mama read the instruction booklet she tried to find out how I have to wear that harness…

…and after 87 hours the weimaraner was in da harness…. a happy camper looks different right?

…the trick is this double ring what’s on my back… it’s made like a kind of horse tack and that is probably the way it works…

…in case of pulling the harness works like a brake…. butt the mama disliked the padded parts under my armpits, even when they are fluffy and soft they work like a tripwire somehow…and that’s not comfy for the draught animal… aka the weimaraner…

… so we give that harness  2 paws, for the price and for the fun to find out how we have to wear it… we will look for another one now  butt the mama said normally the hellion (WHO’S DAT?) has to learn to walk properly at heel even without special equipment and without wild billy goat leaps out of the blue what scares da youknowwhat out of her… I think I’m with the mama… for this time… butt  only as long as we use the moneeh for the new harness for collar n°88  or for darnedsuperabundantshitnooneneedsandwhatlaysaroundeverywhere….

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW,

guess what? last week we got snow!

YO!…ummm… I mean NOOOOOOOOO!

… and look there are white flakes on my fur…. I don’t like that….

…and I don’t like to wear a coat… while the staff celebrated the maiden-walk of da snow boots the mama bought 8 years ago…. it’s not all darnedsuperabundantshitnooneneedsandwhatlaysaroundeverywhere… every thing has it’s time and the time of the snow boots is now… good things come to those who can wait, right?

…and after that walk I decided to wait  under my blankie till we have spring… you can join me if you are sick of winter too….

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

FABULOUS FOOD FURRYDAY

BON CHEW,

guess where I was?

at da meeeeeat factory… yes!

…and this time the mama awwwed and oooohed too… naaah not for the meat…

…or let’s say it was more meat on wheels what she discovered…

…da meow-serati levante….it belongs to da boss of da meat factory…

…note to myself: ask him the next time if he has a dog….I want MUST marry into that clan… a meat factory and a meow-serati… that IS the jackpot…

…but nevertheless if sitting in a meowserati or an elephant skate, the main thing is to roll to all places you want to see and to find the way back home… sometimes with the help of taxi drivers…and maybe they can help too that my dad finds the right door for picking up my meat?

…oh and btw: please keep that post secret…we saw this sign shortly after we took our photos…. so… well.. ya know…

HAVE A FABULOUS FOOD FURRYDAY ALL

and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. SEUSS!

 

 

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW,

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Paw-e-thaton... this time we have this photo as a prompt:

A bridge in the middle of the sea makes no sense

and at the first look it looks a little dense…

Butt if we see it as a symbol then we will understand

that building bridges is important even when they not lead to land.

We build them that they are there indeed

as a symbol for those who are in need.

If this bridge or another

all bridges lead from one to each other…

and even in deep water and stormy weather

we can walk over this bridge to meet in the middle to  stand all things together.

HAVE A SUPER THURSDAY ALL

WILD WEIRD WEIM WEDNESDAY

BON CHEW,

guess what? I was shopping with the mama last furryday…

…I bought two leashes, a collar and a big chewing bone….

…I put on the new collar for “at home” and…

…  because that new leashes screamed for a walk, I picked one…

… I think we will grab da brown leather leash furst…. Let’s go!

…but while we were on da road the snapper of that leash said “ping” and suddenly I was leash-less… in the middle of chaotic traffic, caused by construction vehicles who built a new parking lot in my kraal. The mama waved with her arms like a windmill and screamed to stop all things with wheels while my dad tried to stop me via “whoa”… a special command hunters use to “petrify” the dogs immediately, no matter what happens, they haven’t to move one feed until the owner is there or gives another command…. sadly it didn’t work the first time but then I stopped and my dad grabbed me immediately…. what a crap, that shouldn’t happen with a brandnew leash… definitely NOT! But fortunately our guardian angel was there and prevented bad things… pheeew….

… and back at home I’ve got the big chewing bone as a compensation for that scary adventure…

…and while I ate my bone, the mama said we will work on till  the “whoa”-command works. It can be essential, NOT only for hunters…. we saw how important it is to have a command what stops a dog immediately… and this time even me agreed with the mama….

if you want to read more: http://www.thecheckcord.com/archives/whoa.html

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEIM-NESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRAVEL TUESDAY

BON CHEW,

guess where I was last weekend? In St.Malo to visit Calix…

…hello hello hello… and there were more guests, Tess Weimar and her husband from Facebook who lost their  girl Tess the same year we lost Easy…

Calix closed his eyes and did some meditation before the wild Hobbit entered this crib…

and then  that humans sent 87 striped mullets with rice and vegetables to their stomaches… but they knew that fishies need a lake, so they made one with chateuneuf du pape….

…and while the humans chattered around…

….and around…

…and around…

da Calix started to help with da dishes…

…and because I’m a good guest I helped him….

…ok… that’s good enough…

…yeah you bet…

….ummm wait there is a  mushroom you furgot…

…aww…sorry… I skipped my noon-nap today, so I maybe was a little tired…

… nap was a good idea… and while that humans still chattered , we relaxed a little…

…and enjoyed some sunpuddles…. well sort of… the best sunpuddle place was occupied…

…but I took da chance to snitch all toys I could find…

….and I checked all beds…

….and efurrything what wasn’t glued or nailed….

…and then we went for a loooong walk….

…me da furst time off leash in a strange area…

…butt I mostly was a very good off-leash novice…

… and when not,  Calix came back to chase  me back to the pack… Weimaraners are versatile, they can become herding dogs too, I bet…

….and this time we went really well along…. just the monkey came between us… probably a thing what humans and dogs have in common… trouble only happens about monkeys….

…nevertheless I had a super day there….

…and the next day the mama was still happy because I was dogtired and slept nearly the whole day…

WHAT?!

HAVE A TREMENDOUS TUESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

 

MISCHIEF MO(A)NDAY

BON CHEW,

today I have  math post…some simple addition…

WOOD

+

HAMMER

=

…in total a total disaster… a wild howling and cursing mom, a blue-red swollen paw, an unfisnished woodpile and a Weimaraner who kew all that  in advance…

… humans are weird animals I guessed it ….

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

FINAL FURRYDAY FICTION & SHIPPING AROUND DA WORLD

a bloghop by Aunty Yam

BON CHEW,

today I present a classics… world literature per se…

Caroline Graham The Killings At Badger’s Drift – The first Inspector Barnaby mystery

…and the prompts are: Observating, Berds, Owls…

Phenny what are you doing? …ummm…. nothing… just reading the smal ads… There is a business for sale in Badgers Drift… Undertaking with eggs-tras…

…what extras? … ooooch…just some OBSERVATING….

I mean I ‘m not bad in hole digging, ok not as famous as Easy butt I sure can dig some holes and I buried a lot of things… like dad’s slippers not even me found back…oh and the mama, the mama ….can I get a telescope  and a night sight device please?

NO! for what do you need such stuff?… for OBSERVATING da special  BERDS!

..at night? … yep there are BERDS too… OWLS!

…are you kidding me? come on spit it out… what goes around in your mind?…. oooch I’m sure you actually don’t want to know it, butt before you beat on da bush aka the weimaraner I will tell ya my plans….

… a part of that undertaker business is blackmailing and you can make much moo moneeh supramundane than subterrestrial… because the sinners always  walk on earth and not below…

Phenny that is despicable …. and there is a lot of criminal pizazz inside of you….

I know butt it’s not my fault… it belongs to my breed ya know? Read Darwin woman…

Maybe… nevertheless furget it dude….

…butt butt butt the mama the mama think about this fabulous dog shirt by Stella Mc Cartney and the 1405 not eggs-isting bucks…

Phenny the answer is N… where do you saw that telescope and the night spy thingy?

At amazon and don’t furget the sandwich cutters… we need a pik, a club, a heart and a diamond…. no wait, no diamonds, they are with liver pastete and I don’t like that… and ooooh remember  to order a black Porsche for moi….with pawsonalized plates… I think R.I.P.-OFF 666 is not bad…

…and if you want to take a look in the abyss of some souls buy the book or the DVD… its available at amazon too… like the telescope…just saying…

and while we’re on it… every good story   needs a good snack right? An guess what? This week Bacon asked for the favourite snack&drink for SHOPPING AROUND THE WORLD. And here is mine:

Häagen Dazs (3.99euros/$$4.93), candied peanuts (1.49 euros/$$1.84), Mooo frozen yogurt (1.99euros/$$2.45), pringles sour cream&emmenthal (1.09 euros/$$1.34), popcorn (2.99 euros /$$3.69)

and coke for the dad  (6cans for 2.99/$$3.69) and volvic summer fruits for the mama (6bottles for 2.69 euros/$$3.32)

…and for da phenny: da big wonderbone (1.19 euros/$$1.47)

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

PAWETRY THURSDAY

BON CHEW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Paw-e-thaton… this week the prompt is this photo:

… Driver bring me somewhere sunny huh? Butt I have a better idea… aaand here we go:

One night I had a bizarre dream

about a wizard who could beam

efurrybuddy to an island in the sun

with warmth and the ocean and endless fun.

Butt the wizard said there is just ONE thing

you are allowed on that island to bring.

I pondered short then I answered fast:

themamamytoysicecreamthetvthedadthedcibarnabydvdsblanketsfoodsnacks so I have there a blast.

that’s not possible said the wizard totally scroff

and answered him: well then I say buzz  off!

in a dusty cloud he started to disappear

and therefore  I’m not on an island butt still here.

HAVE A SUNNY THURSDAY ALL