BON CHEW &COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week

if you spend the summer in a public pool
and if you are not smart and more a super fool
then climb up the stairs to the platform of the highest dive tower
to jump in the abyss for taking a shower.
to scream look at me! before you start to plunk
is contraproductive when you be in a funk.
in front of all eyes to climb down the ladder
is something what will till stoneage matter..
so you think shit happens and you start with a header
what ends in a belly flop and the your tummy looks like cheddar.
but you are a hero and you can shine and prance
till you notice hat you lost in da pool your pants…

boy the only thing you can do in such a case is….

run, run, run….
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You outdid yourselves with this poem! It’s perfect right down to the last line…..losing your pants (or your bink bants!) certainly would be a fantastic finish to that dive……………
Love, Teddy
Bwahaha! I would think diving from that height if you only lost your pants you would be lucky.
Great poem and that is one nutty girl!
Hari OM
BOL… oh you guyz…. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
wild clapping for the pawfect poem and the wild race around the yard. I got shaky feeling looking down there just in a photo. you will never ever never see me on a dive tower of any height. yikes
We just knew it was somehow going to end that way…
Hahahaha! I remember climbing that ladder!
Lulu: “Nope nope nope nope nope.”
Chaplin: “I would totally climb up there.”
Bravo bravo another fine bit of literary work for our entertainment, the last line cracked us up!!
Hugs Cecilia
I personally don’t like pools! #1 got me a paddle pool when it was really hot one summer and I refused to go in it!
Woofs,
Ollie
BOL!! Thanks for the giggles Boyz! Great poem…and pawesome zoomies!
xoxo,
Sunny & Rosy
We’re with you guys. Jumping from that tower is just crazy! I can only say, nope, nada, nein, no freakin’ way!
That’s a great poem for that picture. We wouldn’t like being that high up.
Losing your pants in the pool – GAH! I did not see that coming!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Yes boys, that would be scary and a good reason to run!
Nice. Making it about a public pool was smart. Great poem.
Mew mew mew mew mew…..furabuluss poe-em Aunty an Phenny an Nelly!!
BellaSita has a story to meow to youss’ an heer shee iss:
Hello Katty & Poochies~~I was 11 years old in Middle School. My friend & I exchanged my bathing suit for her 2 piece. It never dawned on me NOT to dive….so up I went onto the High Tower & did an amazing dive! It was purrfect! I came up out of the water & looked down to see the top piece of the 2 piece floating across the pool……..I was mortified.
All the girls started laughing & jeering & even refusing to bring top part back to me!!!!. (I was the only girl who’d hit Puberty & had Breasts so jealousy perhaps?)
So there I am in the water trying to tread & cover my chest at same time…..
Get this: The boys all circled around me facing AWAY from me & one of them retrieved the top & passed it to one of the boys I liked & he passed it to me with his eyes closed. It was so sweet that the boys were so kind.
I’ve never forgotten their kindness & those hideous girls’ meanness. And I can tell you I NEVER WORE A 2 PIECE BATHING SUIT AGAIN! ROFLMAO!
{{{hugss}}} BellaSita Mum an MOL BellaDharma
We are hoping this poem wasn’t written from experience, BOL! But it sounds too real to be totally made up. XOXOX Chia, Riley, Lucy and Xena