BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week
…ooooh we know something about that topic..
many moons ago there was a chick
who had exam in school and tried a trick.
she put a cheating book behind da upper toilet pot
and she thought that’s a fabulous hiding spot.
the exam rolled, the questions were hard
and the chick went to da restroom to look for the forgotten part.
she climbed on the toilet seat to grab her book
but it was jammed behind the wall and da nook.
the girl stomped with her hooves and said what a sh*t!
and broke through the thin plastic toilet lid.
one paw in the air the other one in the loo
there was not much what the chick could do.
she screamed for help, although she knew
she will fail at the exam, it made her wanna spew.
the fail was hers so the endless fleer,
that performance was not worth a beer.
and the moral of this story of cheat,
if you land in the toilet it’s a fat defeat.
…fabulous potty-poetry da phenny…. bawhahahahaha
… and now to something serious…..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DA NELLY
… today you are 5 years old…..
…and I bought you a bag full with scoff… what you have to share with me, ok?
…oh oh oh… is that all for me???
..sure it is.. and now lets eat till we puke….
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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Serves her well, cheating isn’t good! Love your poetry.
That was a fab poem…with a moral, even if it was potty chat, BOL!!
Happy Birthday Da Nelly!! Looks like you scored big time!
Lets hope there is no butt stuck in the potty in case either one of you need to puke…BOL, BOL!
Oh we just loved the TOILET TALE for Poetry day – – “cheaters never win” but they might wind up in the toilet. THEN of course we have the celebration of Nelly’s birthday – looks like he scored some delicious treats and I’m SURE there will be a birthday cake coming too…..oh boy!
Hugs, Teddy
Happy birthday Nelly! I hope the Mama made you treats with her favorite word on them!
Hari OM
BOL – books and water don’t mix so that was the first fail of that chick!
HAPPY BARKDAY DA NELLY!!! Stead as you go on all those yummables… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
We loved your poem! Happy 5th Birthday, Nelly! Enjoy all of those yummy treats!
Lucy: Happy, happy 5th birthday, da Nelly! You look a very young 4! Wow, we hope your Mama, er, whoever that girl was, learned a different kind of lesson that day. XOX
Chia: You mean to not jump up and down on the toiled seat?
Lucy: Well, that, and one other, too.
wow on the birthday haul of the day, its ok to eat til you puke, but do it outside. Happy Birthday da Nelly. love you lots. the poem is I am sure not fiction but fact and I am also sure the cheater did not have paws and wore shoes to school. brahahahaha it is. love the poem and the story and the cheater. oh the lessons we learned when very young. or not.
I thought this when I saw the photo
Oh no, you did not,
you little snot!
I am so very happy I have dog,
and a child I have not
Hmm…that couldn’t have been the mama? Happy birthday Nelly!
Da Nelly happy happy 5th barkday. Sending you some virtual hugs and smooches.
OMDs did we have a good laughed at breakfast when I read Da Mama’s poem
Cecilia
Happy Birthday, Nelly! That sure is a great haul of pressies you got. We loved your poem and hope that the girl was able to re-take her exam and pass.
We MOL’d at your poem!!!!
Happy Birthday to Da Nelly! That looks like a lot of great stuff!
Happy Birthday Nelly!!!!!!!
Thanks for the poem giggles, Boyz!!
xoxo,
Rosy
Not the mama I don’t think! Happy Happy Birthday Nelly!
Happy birthday, fren. Eating till you puke sounds like a great way to celebrate! Have fun.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
MOL ! Great poem ! Happy Birthday Da Nelly ! Purrs
A cautionary tale indeed.
Oh and Happy Birthday Nelly! Looks like you hit the jackpot. (Which is better than hitting the potty pot).
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.
Bwahaha! That was a great poem! Happy birthday Da Nelly!
That was such a fun poem! Happy Birthday from all of us Da Nelly, we love ya dude!
Happy Birthday, Da Nelly – yes, let’s do it together next year with Misty!!! That chick had a great idea for the book, but too bad about that plastic seat:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Cheat, cheat can’t sit on a toilet seat
Happy birthday!
Have a paw some birthday and wonderful weekend. Party on (that was “party” not “farty”…which we have heard can happen to some dogs who scarf too fast…not sayin’ it’s you guys!)
Nice birthday haul, Nelly! Happy birthday dear boy. Da Phenny was right…’fabulous potty-poetry.’
ROFM/ROFL!!!
Da Phenny what a funny “poo-em”! 😉
Wee not know who you cudd bee ritin ’bout…..NAW HUH!!
Happy 5th Birfday deer Nelly! You made out like a Bandit! Hope you share with yore Brothur….well sum of it 😉
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) BellaSita Mum
Lulu: “Happy belated birthday, Nelly!”
Java Bean: “Many happy returns!”
Charlee: “Hey, we’re just about the same age!”
Chaplin: “Hmm, but then why is Nelly so much bigger than us?”
Charlee: “I guess cats just grow slower than dogs or something …”