now we want to tell ya hat happened da last wednesday as da mama disappeared for da whole day and two abandoned pups had to deal with their dad…

…in da early morning we drove to Glomel, that is somewhere in Brittany, but we have no clue where…

da mama disappeared behind that blue door and we drove home with our dad….

the whole day the mama had to learn how to handle a rifle without killing all da people around her and to use it properly without making more than 87 holes in the air, because that are the holes  from where da rain will dro on our nuts or something like that….

to make a long story short, the mama was da walking cat-astrophe on two legs, within 10 minutes she flunked 4 times   if it would happen under exam conditions  what even topped the not so good  performance of the 3 young  men who was with her in da same group. yay for girls power huh? at the end there were headaches and a blue arm from holding da rifle da wrong way and embarrassing moments as da mama flew out of the firing stand because of a huge blow back … there sure will be more and much better  fails  , butt we hope the mama will pass one day, so we can work together and we can run in hunting events what need a license.

we were happy to have her back in da evening, even damaged and demoralized and we look forwards to da next school day and the exam in september. Our sympathy goes to the guys of the local hunting club who have to help her out with eggs-tra lessons…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Well.eventually she WILL learn, and that will be a good thing! Just make sure you wear your body armor! BOL!
    Our grown up sons want to take the concealed weapon course…though well, that is a lot different!

  2. franhunne4u says:

    I would recommend staying close to your female servant, but she has a high likelihood to shoot herself in the foot. And you have a strong likelihood of getting in her way. So it might be best to stay out of gun reach from her😆

  3. WFT Nobby says:

    Er guys, could you please just issue an ‘advisory’, giving time and place, any time an armed mama plans to be roaming around the countryside….

  4. Brittany you say? We’ll be sure to skirt there on all our journeys!

  5. Hmmmmm… it sounds like maybe your Mama should not be handling a rifle? Is she planning to hunt?


  6. Well I think it’s swell that you guys are thinking of becoming hunting pups (EEEK) with The Mama and her gun BUTT we wonder if this is a WISE decision…..your Mama is very talented in the kitchen with her famous “F” cakes, but aiming a gun and shooting at something? All I cay say is “EEEEEEEEEK!!!!”. I think everyone who has said to please put out a WARNING to the surrounding area when she’s on the loose with a gun is a pretty good idea. Just sayin………..

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Hari OM
    …..8`O ….. Crikey, I wasn’t expecting that turn of events. Is she planning you all track down your own hog to hang, draw and quarter??! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. My GBGV Life says:

    That would not be for our mom, she is scared of guns and has never even seen on close up. Hopefully your mom can figure it out so you can do hunt tests.

  9. MadSnapper says:

    Could we please have details as to what/how you would hunt? I do hope you don’t mean real hunting of animals as in killing things. Also fear it might be your mama, one of you are the other hunters. I have never heard of a club like this, that is why I need details..
    I can shoot a rifle and a pistol but not a shot gun. I learned when I was 10 years old how to shoot but the shotgun blew me on my butt just like your mama and I never touched one again…

  10. We give your mama lots of credit for this. It sure isn’t something that my mom would be attempting!

  11. Fortunately the bullets can’t cross the waters so we are safe!

  12. Nelly and Phenny
    Tell mom if I had been there with her we could have started a news club called
    Flunkies Anonymous and we could have compared our wounds. BOL BOL to Kate above
    So inquiring minds want to know if Dad passed the care for da Weimies all day test?
    Hugs Cecilia

  13. Our Mom has shot rifles and she said that sore shoulders are sure to come. We believe in your Mama and know she will do whatever she sets her mind to do. In the meantime, we will all stay on this side of the pond. XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

  14. So, did da Dad pass his pup sitting exam while da Mama was learning how to use guns? Your mama is amazing; like Xena and Lucy, I believe she will figure it all out. Butt are you boys sure you want to do this hunting thing?

  15. Yikes! I’d be too afraid to do any hunting. Your mama seems very brave.

  16. Your mama may not be skilled, but she is very brave. My advice is for you boys and your dad to get those orange vests, so she can see you for sure. Also, maybe Kevlar – just in case.

    Love and licks,

  17. Maybe your mom needs to start a workout regime so she can be stronger to hold the gun properly. All paws are crossed that she can pass the exam and all of you stay well when she is handling that gun. BOL!

  18. Eek! Hope the mama heals up quickly!

  19. Brian says:

    Tell your Mama not to be discouraged, it’s common for newcomers to have trouble, practice safely and shell get there!

  20. Our Mama thinks your Mama is very brave….like the GBGV Mama, she is scared of any kind of gun.
    Rosy, Sunny & Jakey

  21. YIKESS!!!! Aunty Katty you gotted all bruised up……shootin a Rye-fell??? Maybee a hand gun wuud bee easier…oh wait…you need rye-fell cause of huntin stuff….butt not ackshully huntin…
    There has gotta bee a bettur way Aunty!
    Da Phenny an da Nelly wee bet yore glad Aunty iss home…purrhapss bakin a cake wuud bee easier??
    An tastier….
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess))) BellaSita Mum

  22. The two of you, your pawrents and guns…what could go wrong???????????

  23. janet says:

    Glad you survived being alone with Dad. Mom will learn. 🙂

  24. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Your mama will get there. I used to do a lot of clay pigeon shooting when I was younger. I got a few bruises on my shoulder in the beginning, but once she gets used to the recoils and holds the gun correctly she will be fine.

  25. Mary McNeil says:

    We are trying to imagine the luxury of living in a country where a person who wants to shoot a gun has to take classes and learn to do it safely. And that your temperatures are 40 C. Unbelievable to us in the USofA

  26. Someone learning how to handle a weapon before getting one is very unAmerican.

  27. Charles Huss says:

    I’m sure the greatest sharpshooter in the world started out just as badly. Or maybe not, But it is possible. 🙂

  28. Lulu: “Sounds like you are going to be well protected from ninja hedgehog raids! Ummm … Eventually. Maybe.”

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