BON CHEW & COWCOW
look what we found next to our crib…. it’s count Dracula and he probably was too late to jump in his coffin before the sun came out…
da dad! da dad! to da rescue!!!!! the mama said it is sad to let an animal rott on da street and da dad has to look for an adequate funeral….
buttttttt!!!!! as he tried to get the count Dracula with a kleenex, da count flapped with his wings, made a horrible devils face and flew away with high speed….da dad was totally shocked, butt he is sure now that he has magic healing hands and that he can do wonders…., we think we sell him to a travelling show, if he can learn to be silent instead to scream girlish around when miracles happen…
bawhahahahaha what a day right?
HAVE A MAGIC MO(A)NDAY
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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Tut, tut, tut Weims, shame on you. We are quite sure your dad in no way screams girlish, even when he encounters Count Dracula…
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.
Count Dracula must have his own magical powers…you had them in your street…we have had bats in our den…and years ago, petcretary had one in her apartment…and once when there was a hole in the steeple window of our church, we had several who wanted to meet their maker…and they were bothering the preacher…they had to pause the service for a while to evict them…BOL, BOL!
Right now we can see them flying around our yard at dusk, catching lots of those pesky mosquitoes. Peeps put up little boxes especially made to house bats! Imagine that!
Bat houses? That’s cool!
Hari OM
Oh I say – was Dracula only having a micro-sleep then? Oh the mind works magic at the possibilities! Meanwhile, well done the dad for trying to be a hero at least. Screams notwithstanding… hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
Count Dracula was playing tricks. Check your dad hasn’t grown fangs!
Well Dracula sure picked a bad spot for a nap then! Nice of your Dad to put his healing hands (or was it healing kleenex?) on him so he could fly away…….!
Hugs, Teddy
Count Dracula sure doesn’t sound very thankful that your dad came back to help him!
Sounds like a typical day in da crib, boys. We think our Mam would have screamed too! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
it sure looked dead and I would not get close enough to move it no mater if it was dead or alive. yowsa. we have them hear and I don’t walk in the dark because they bomb around our head. that is why beau gets his walk as soon as the sun is up, not before. this one looks bigger than ours. dad was brave to even try..
Even that dead bad looks nasty! Be careful, they carry lots of germs and stuff.
OH MY DOGS even here across the Pond there was screaming going on. Da Bat da Bat
is as scary dead as alive. They are actually very good friends from afar they eat nasty insects but I would not want to get too close to one. It might be a playing ‘possum and suddenly come alive.
Hugs Cecilia
OMG. Maybe da bat ate so much at his buffet that he decided to take a nap – not fly will sleepy? Leave those things alone! blanketing with tissue is soft and kind, but better to gently scoop with a shovel and relocate. Those have to be turned into disease control people here if found on ground during daylight. Hope he scurried away home before anyone saw!
Whoa…who knew Dad had such healing powers (or perhaps he disturbed a sleeping bat?). 🦇
I am glad the bat was OK, but I hope your Dad did not get scratched or bitten. Bats can carry rabies virus.
He’s the bat doctor with the magic healing touch. That’s one DIY he didn’t ruin.
yea! it is alive to eat another million mosquitoes!
OH.MY.PAWD!!! Mama can’t stop laughing….Maybe your Dad is related to Batman???
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny & Jakey
Well, #1 says it’s nice that the bat (It’s Batman, not Count Dracula!) survived! We have lots of them around here and they do great work!
Woofs,
Ollie
I love bats but they do trigger my scream reflex! We had bat houses on The Tiny Ten. Your Dad was brave to try to pick it up with a kleenex.
That guy sure did not look alive to me! Yikes! Your dad is very magical!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
WOW, your Dad brought Dracula back to life, amazing! You boys be sure to get the movie rights and all the money!
Your dad is a miracle worker!
HURRAH!! Well dun Unkell Mark! Yore brave an kind hearted an even a bit magicall fore sure!!!
Wee KNOW you washed yore pawss aftur handlin Batman…
It was a howly uud time rite da Phenny an da Nelly an Aunty Katty???
Heer iss a son inn Unkell Mark’ss honor!!
Mew mew mew……
***Hi-5’ss*** BellaDharma an {{{huggiess}}} BellaSita Mum
A miracle indeed! I bet Dracula was happy 🙂 B
I think Count Dracula is hard to kill. You need to strike it with a steak, or a lobster, or something like that.
Great, the Joker is on the loose and you killed Batman.
Lulu: “Hey once Dada opened up our patio umbrella and found one of those little Draculas wedged inside it. He too thought it was dead but when he went to try put it in a box it flew away. So I guess they are sturdier than they look, or else they come back to life on their own.”
Java Bean: “¡Dios! It is some kind of magic!”