BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to  Nature Furryday

hosted by da LLB-Crew,

where we tell ya da story of our trip to Angers, what started and ended totally weird….

we furst left our bed 30 minutes too late, because the mama set da alarmclock wrong and we ran out of the house at 6 am, totally too late, because that is a long trip to that town… butt our dad chased da Black Maria over da highway like Captain Smith the Titanic and he won  the lost half hour back  and some minutes more…

the exposition park of Angers is ginormous and because the hunting dogs are never in the main hall, we had some trouble to find da ring. But the service people from ACMA were super friendly and helpful, so we came in time and there was even enough  time to make some friends and some enemies.

…da Phenny is always the man for such jobs, he screamed like a banshee at the deerhounds, growled at the aussies and then he decided not to join the weim-crew, because he found another mischief doer at the dalmatians and they played like wild monkeys with rolling over the floor what 87 or more dogs marked before… that was disgusting butt they were hap-pee so to say… da Nelly had to stay with the mama, because he turned into Klaus Kinski and barked swear words at all other dogs.  while horsing around with 101 dalmatians, da dad and da phenny came too late into the ring, the judge gave them THE LOOK and the mama got guns in her eyes.

Da Phenny was super devilish and he literally showed up da dad… butt this time da judge was  new for us, so he did not know us and it is one who also does hunting clowntests and working exams and he rather looked at the breed standard than to honor dramatic handlers who think they are on a stage of a musical….

thats being said, there is fortunately a change in the whole dog show politics.  with having more and more breeds what show defects and fails and with having a ban for a lot of breeds in europe, the kennel clubs had to adapt to breed standards like they should be and there are more controls and more health tests to pass for getting clean breeds and healthy pups. And also the judges rather work with measuring tools and want to see the movements and common behavior than posing and petriefied dogs. And so da Phenny got a very good and da Nelly even won in his class .

The mama was totally surprised and while she tried to win her balance back SHE! came too late for the “jump-off” against da winner of da champion class and da working class… da Nelly is always lost without da Phenny so he wasn’t as good as eggs-pected and after he bumped into O’be mine, it ended with being da Reserve Winner.

After all that was good, so we could leave and we hadn’t to wait  for da Ring of Fire Honour.

The mama was over da moon anyway,we both got a super great evaluation, although we were very hooliganish and although the dress of the mama was way too short for sporting events (maybe that helped her to win?). We picked up da prize and  we left and we say THANK YOU to Association Canine Maine Anjou for a perfectly organized event.

It was expensive, yes, butt all things are no longer like they were once. There was a security from civil defense and firefighters, paramedics and lots of volunteers who did a fantabulous job and who helped to make this day to a good one for all.

Butt we can not have just a good day, there has to be something, or it woudn’t fit to us… and the something happened on da way back… as the mama felt an urgent need…

…we found a nice looking resting area what had even beautiful tulips….

…and while we pups are satisfied with some grass, the mama jumped into a small shack…. inside at  the door was an instruction and because the mama never reads instructions, she just threw a lazy look at it and saw only da furst line “Push the red button…” , she did and then the hell broke loose…. the light went down and jets came out of the wall what sprayed water over the floor and the mama felt like a forgotten passenger of the Titanic. In highest sos mode, she pushed the button again, the light came back and the jets disappeared in the wall… the mama was wet up to her knees and after she saw that she was still alive, she looked at the inscription closely… and there was written “Push the red button IF YOU LEAVE!!!!! Howly sh*t, how embarrassing… the mama did what was her plan and left the shack as fast as pawsible… da dad laughed, all people laughed and the mama had done with da world. Why in gods name needs a  highway loo so much hightech? Isn’t it possible to place a bucket and some paper behind a bush, for the older people, da country eggs and da ridge runners and other simple souls?  This world is a crazy place….

…and with some flowers from the exit of the loo of doom we wish you a funny furryday….

… and with da cutest spring flowers we found for Rosie (we call them pipe cleaners,do you know their real  name?) , we wish you all a

SUPER WEEKEND

…. and as we came home we got the bestest prize….

a whole mini bucket of häagen-dazs fur efurry pup…

… and that was well deserved… we did our best to embarras our people the best way….

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

27 responses »

  1. Very well done to both of you! Thank your mama for giving me a big laugh this morning. Laughing is a good way to start the day. Those flowers look like grape hyacinths.

  2. Doug Thomas says:

    Wow! And all I did at the same time was eat, sleep, and play kitty games with Andy! You had a fantastic day in Angers. The loo surprise for mom… Good thing she had on the short skirt!

  3. What an ADVENTURE! Not just for you boys who did VERY WELL but for the Mama in the Temple of Doom with the red button from hell. We agree with Miss Jackie that those pipecleaners are purple hyacinths. Rock on!

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. Congrats on your wins, boys! Some of your mama’s adventures are just so tough but the flowers are so pretty.

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    Wow, that was quite an adventure and congratulations on finally having a successful show. Strange they didn’t give out pretty ribbons just the metal circle, but you did well and that is what matters most. Maybe 2022 will be your year to shine at shows.

  6. Well done dear boys! A thoroughly deserved ice cream to celebrate 😀

  7. Sandra Hangey says:

    The shows would never be the same without you two. Congratulations on the win . I agree with what they did, what the dogs look like instead of the petrified dog look. thanks for my morning howls out loud. laughed and giggles all the way through and then after the tiny shack episode, I have collasped on the floor rolling around laughing. at least da mama had on a dress and da pants did not get soaked.

  8. Hari OM
    OMD that is one of the best newses I have had in a long time, that your visitation of the show ring brought such results!!! Crikey though, who knew you had to beware toilets that turn into showers??? Others said, and I confirm, those are Grape Hyacinth… Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
    A=Arrival

  9. Ann Adamus says:

    Not too good. Then better. Then good. Then very good. Next, bad. Then, super good, yum. All in all, an A+ day. Pretty flowers, happy dogs, shamed mom, fast Maria …

  10. Wow well done OH finally a purrfect dog show with well informed judges….I’m quite proud.
    OMDs now that I am up off the floor from LOL at the LOO tale. You mama is a very very good teller of tales and uses the bestest examples which gave my mind’s eye a great visual.
    I must say any day that ends in Haagen Daz is a good Day!
    Hugs cecilia

  11. Congrats to you boys for doing so well at the show. What a shock for your mom when she pressed that red button. BOL! We love your flower pictures, too.

  12. WAHOO!! What a wonderful weekend you both had…and you found time to find some wonderful nature too!
    Thanks for the beautiful Spring flowers!
    xoxo,
    Rosy

  13. ConCats for doing so well. We’re MOL at your Mama’s adventure!!!

  14. You boys earned that treat for sure. And your mama probably needed it after the loo of doom. We think the short skirt is the perfect outfit for the show. 10 thumbs up for all the great success. Congratulations, frens.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  15. Brian says:

    WOW, congrats boys, you both did terrific and even your Mom won the red button prize!

  16. niasunset says:

    WOW! You did. You are the winners! Congratulations for you all. But especially Human Mom, Beautiful, Thank you, have a great weekend, Love, nia

  17. ROFM/ROFL Oh Da Phenny an Da Nelly youss’ did GRATE at THE Poochie Show!!!! Butt mee can emagin Aunty Katty was not impressed…..
    Aunty Katty one day eether THE Wild Weimss will leern to beehave (*kitty snickurrss*) or you will give up tryin to take mee Wild Couzinss to Poochie showss…..
    An Aunty Katty wee so sorry yore sew-jurn innto THE roadside Loo beecame sum sorta shower!! Funny; NOT funny!! Rite Aunty?
    Unkell Mark you sure have yore pawss full don’t you! Meowin ’bout pawss, wee hope you did not ampew-tate any fingurss tryin to fix THE box?!?!!?
    ***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugiess}}} BellaSita Mum

  18. Congratulations on your show experience! Well done. We think like your mum that instructions shouldn’t have to be given to use a loo.
    P.S. I think your ‘pipe cleaners’ are known as Muscari (commonly known as Grape Hyacinths). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscari

  19. lapaylor says:

    what fun! Sounds like overall a pawfect winning day for everyone but mama in the toilet room…

  20. KB says:

    Congrats to BOTH of you. I’m glad that the judge could see what amazing weims you are! And da mama’s red button escapade was hilarious!

  21. Marsha Gay says:

    Congratulations. Phenny is my spirit animal

  22. Lulu: “Congratulations on your achievements, you guys! Very impressive! And at least your Mama wasn’t in one of those spray tan machine booths like poor Ross on ‘Friends’, am I right?”

  23. Lee and Phod says:

    Congrats on being show worthy and still being able to embarrass your peeps. That is a talent!

  24. Now THAT was a day to remember for a LONG time!!

    And tanks for the great lot of giggles you gave us.

    Pretty blooms too, looks to us like the loo watering system is good for its surroundings, BOL!

    And yes, those are grape hyacinths…we have lots of them here too. Not yet, though…

  25. That is so wonderful, super congrats to all of you!!!!

  26. Lavinia Ross says:

    Congratulations Nelly, and Phenny! Sorry the Mama had a surprise in the loo. 🙂

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