BON CHEW & COWCOW,

with an adventure what started as a fail and ended as… well… a fail…

it started with da furst dogshow of da year since covid…. sadly that show was da same time as da hunting clown-test and the mama decided to go to chateaubriant instead to da fab place where 87(yes, really 87!) weimaraners had a great weekend. FAIL#1 . that the weimaraner club was surprised about that is not noteworthy, they wondered that those who always want to bend and to stretch  the rules like bubblegum can not make it possible to pop up once per year. FAIL#2

…butt anyway we knew that Monsieur Jack will be there with his momma and so we packed our suitcase and hoped for a good day…

…not to mention that the weather looked like snot and green plums and the mama made us raincoats, we will show you later  if we are brave enough to model that creaturations…

…so now there we were… after using an illegal parking area and after using an illegal entrance, we parked our stuff next to da ring. we will count that not as a fail, because that is common for our staff… quasi their nature…

…then da Jack and his momma came over and she told us that da Jack is howling and nervous, because….sidestep of the mama, wham! da eagle has landed, because da nelly noticed the news earlier with his nose than the momma of jack could finish their sentence…….of a bitch in heat next to da ring. FAIL #3

…. so well then da dad said we exchange da dogs, so the mama got da Phenny and da dad tried to keep da Nelly in line. FAIL#4… da Phenny is 100% the pup of the mama, but they are disharmonic in working together, because da Phenny can be a rotter who ruins things just for fun… da Nelly was totally confused and he always tried to be close to da mama and so we entered the ring like a crash of rhinos…FAIL #5

…and there she was… our eternal Nemesis, who let us run over da slippery &wet lawn 3 times always next to that bitch in heat what made it not even easier. da phenny tried a wild salto to get her, sadly in front of the stilts of the mama who met da ground again. FAIL #6 she said a tainted word to da Phenny but brought him back into a stack and then she actually thought she avoided the pitfalls and the storm is over… FAIL#7 … the storm just began… and it came over her in shape of that judge who dislikes us since 2019…what all other members of our flying circus knew who skipped that event rather than to land in the bucket. FAIL#8 after trouble about taking da measurement and to check da chip, da Phenny refused to get touched by strange people and this time the mama was with him, because as long as we have to complete all events with masks, we still are not out of the woods and there is the new rule that YOU show the judge the teeth and all parts he/she wants to see.  it ended like always with that woman, she kicked da Phenny and the mama out… FAIL#9

…. and who thinks that it went well for our flagship, da Nelly, is sadly wrong, because not even two minutes after the mama, da Nelly got his air ticket too… and guess what? we have no clue why! FAIL #10

hehe, I know it, I know it… maybe because the person she dislikes  even more than your mama is your dad?… ummmmm … well that can be….. and the mama talked shortly with da Jack and his mom and then we reached the car  before the mama became a waterfall…. and it is a NOGO to cry in public, specially after such a thing…

…we then hit the road and we drove home in silence, that was NOT what we expected…. the mama regretted badly that we tried da shorter way instead to be with our circus crew at somme mouth … Every shortcut has a price, usually greater than the reward…said Bryant H.McGill… and he is right.

…and while da dad tried to calm the waves with a cake…

… I made a statement about all that …

…and I hope it will cheer up da  success spoilt Nelly who was still shocked about that day…

…the only good thing was, that we did not need da raincoats the mama made for us…

…we will call them la tristesse and la miserable from da grande blamage collection…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

27 responses »

  1. Yikes, a domino effect of fails…Moanday for sure. Phooey, and you know: the other words…

    Sorry that turned out to be such a total disaster. Was the cake yummy??

    Those raincoats look like they might be good in a miserable drizzle…just what you need after all that…

  2. Er, we’re not quite sure we exactly followed all that, but got the gist, that you had a bad day and the word FAIL seems to feature far too often in this post. But at least the raincoats were not needed!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie (and Gail, whose name rhymes with Fail, in case you hadn’t noticed).

  3. You gave me a really big giggle this morning. I could see it all happening. There is nothing as interesting to masculine pups like you than a bitch in heat!

  4. niasunset says:

    At the end it seems that it was an adventure/experience for your all. No matter who wins… And also you know, you are always my winner… Be sure your weekend was better than ours,… I am glad to hear you are all fine… Thank you, Happy and Enjoyable Monday to you too, Love, and hugs, nia

  5. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Oh no, it sounds like a big disaster. I think it is that judge who should be kicked out though.

  6. Uhoh……sounds like this “show appearance” was destined to be an epic fail from #1 fail to the final fail and not even Mom or Dad could keep Da Phenny and Da Nelly from being bothered by the distraction the girlie dog in heat provided. Between that and judges who remember the Dynamic Duo and their parents and give you a hard time every show, you all should have stayed home and had more naps! The raincoats – well – what can we say about those…..they aren’t what we’d call “fashion statements” that’s for sure but hey – The Mama TRIED right?

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Doug Thomas says:

    Wow! Some days it’s better to hide or take a nap instead of going out the door!

  8. My GBGV Life says:

    Sounds like a bad day right from the start. Our show day started out a mess, they even had the name of the wrong dog entered but Mom straightened it all out and we had a fabulous day but it did rain all day. Better luck to you all next show.

  9. Our Mom is aghast that they let a B in heat anywhere near the show. And to have a judge who doesn’t like your pawrents from the start is horrible. We’re also sorry you had to wear clothes, even if it was just to model for the camera. May you have a better week. XOX Xena and Lucy

  10. Brian Frum says:

    They should give ribbons for being #1 in fails boys, they really should!

  11. Hari Om
    OMD… trauma upon trauma and then the only shower was from da mama? Not even a fresh fruit cake can really help there. Just time. Time takes the pain away. Enough to forget and then allow for the ‘try again’ of the thing… I think you look most handsome James Bondish in your wet weather gear. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  12. Oh dear me Twinies there is nuttin’ worse that grand excitement that ends in a fail.
    But you TRIED and hopefully learned. I know nothing about dog shows but it sure does seem that a person who has a female in heat would not want to attend. YIKES
    I give da mama a 10 on the raincoats they are very stylish and match your beautiful furs
    Hugs cecilia

  13. Sandra Hangey says:

    I am going to start my first comment is why in the world would someone bring a b**** in heat to a dog show and why would they even let them put the dog in the show knowing that there are many dogs there I would do the same as you. What a day what a day you had! So sorry it was a miserable day but I do think that the raincoats are really good. They would keep your purse from getting wet and that’s what they’re supposed to do. I’m pretty sure that it’s a mama thing that when we get frustrated the tears come and we blow it all away by crying while the men hold it in and don’t get over it as fast as we do. I hope the two of you know that all of your friends that come here would give you both blue ribbons every single day of the year

  14. That’s a whole lot of Fails!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  15. We’re sorry to hear you had such a miserable day and it upset your momma so much. Hopefully next time it will go better…if there is going to be a next time. At least you didn’t have to wear your rain coats.

  16. What a bummer! And that one judge needs to be kicked in the butt! Judges are supposed to be impartial, period. But, in our hearts you boys are both winners, so that judge can go fall in a pile of poop. The cake looks yummy! And the homemade raincoats look pretty functional, even if they aren’t fashionable. It’s the effort and love put into making them that counts. Have a great week boys, and give your mama and dad some extra love.

  17. Ugh…sounds like a moanday all around!
    xoxo,
    Arty and the Gang

  18. Bummer that you boys didn’t have a winner of a day. Next time will be better!

  19. Kismet says:

    I was going to say the same thing Sandra said. Why would you bring a dog in heat to a place with a lot of other dogs? That should be grounds for ejection.

  20. Wee agree with efurryone here who sayss a *itch inn Heet had no place at a Poochei Doggie Show! Evict THE Poochie an EVICT that nasty Judge woman who iss so meen!!
    Inn our eyess yore all #1 an shuud have won ferst prize goin thru such a schal-muzzle of a Poochie show!! FISHCAKESS!
    Not a FAIL beecaucse of youss’ a fail beecause peepell who put Poochie show twogether need sum lessonss on how to askshully put on a show!!
    Wee think yore raincoatss are purrty kewl…..
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an ❤ an {{huggiess}} LadyMew

  21. Lavinia Ross says:

    I am sorry show day turned out that way. At least you all had a good cake at the end of it. 🙂

  22. Marsha Gay says:

    Outside of that how did you enjoy the show?

  23. Lulu: “That sounds like a long and frustrating day! But at least there was cake, right? Right … ?”

  24. What the bloody blue blazes is wrong with the club to allow a female in heat participated?? Good grief. So sorry you encountered so many fails…the biggest fail being the stupid biased judge. Any way you can register an official complaint about being tossed? P.S. I like the raincoats but glad they were not needed.

  25. Jan K says:

    That is all just crazy and we are sorry it went so awful. We hope the next time can be better – don’t give up! ♥

  26. Caren says:

    my main response is HOW DARE THEY MAKE THE MAMA CRY???!!! I am so sorry that all of this took place. What jerks!

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