BON CHEW &COWCOW

.. dude.. I hear something…. yeah me too….

…it came from the outside of our garden and there was a tractor…

and we saw a giant saw what wrecked our hedge….

…the noise was so barbaric, that da Nelly nearly swooned…

…. it was made by a guy the mama found on da street last week …. she saw how that saw killed da hedges and she immediatly called our dad, so he could bring that guy with the scary ride home…

…the mess was barbarian too… the same amount is also on the inner side of that hedge, so we have to drive to the dumping ground 87 times or so… but it went fast and no one has to climb on a ladder and the toy hedge trimmer we have, is anyway not able to cut that thick branches… the mama said no matter where or how she will be buried once, the main thing is to write fuck u on her stone that no one will plant this awful devilish cherry laurel on her furever parking lot, or she will haunt that evildoer for all eternity…. it was high time to cut that jungle, we missed the cutting last year because the dumpster was in lockdown and then we had more berds in that hedge than mr. hitchcock had in his movie. The mama said we wait till da berds leave their  nests and fly away … and  for that she nearly got da flying license from  da  neighbors because that billions of berds bombed all cars and da court what’s not ours… now it is done and we hope peace is back but not da berds…

…. raise and waddle you ole drama queen… the saw-monster is gone….

…yeah…. but we lost our job as hedge fond managers….  who cares let’s become pensioneers now…

HAVE A MAVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

36 responses »

  1. Wow, that tractor trimmer made short work of the overgrown hedge! The birdies will have to find new shelter…and you have less things to bark at…oh well, knowing you, you’ll find something!

  2. That hedge is great, also after cutting. Nobody can see to your yard, come through the hedge, in or out. The leaves look like the leaves of our cherry trees, relatives, I think.

  3. Oh my that hedge looks amazing now that it got a BIG HAIRCUT. Those things can get out of control even with two Weims keeping an eye on it (and the burds that live inside!).

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. My GBGV Life says:

    What a great machine that is. We could use that for some of our bushes!

  5. hari om
    Ah, Bit like the vacula – short term pain for long-term gain. ‘Cept such hedges have a nasty habit of sprouting… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Usually a good pruning makes the green stuffs come back faster. The hedge looks great!

  7. Holy guacamole Twinies that giant took care of your aggravating hedges furever.
    BOL BOL BOL I giggled at ‘hedge fond’ mangers. Somethings are worth forking out the bucks for especially anything involving a chainsaw.
    Well done Hugs cecilia

  8. Sandra Hangey says:

    this is my first ever viewing of a tractor trimmer. it sure did a good job and quickly which is a good thing since the noise hurt my ears. i am betting your ears were not happy with it either. You might suggest to your pawrentz that you would make a good act to take on the road.. giggled all the way through

  9. That sure was a scary, loud machine but it made quick work of that hedge.

  10. It looks so nice! It’s magic. They a thingy like that, it cut what they call a vertical cut along our backyard that is the preserve… it’s magic.

  11. Cupcake says:

    We cannot imagine the noise of that gigantic saw monster. But from the looks of it, he was very necessary and did his job well! Take that, filthy birds.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  12. To get a hedge to grow that big, the Mama must not have a black thumb after all!

  13. It was pretty noisy but a lot easier to do it that way!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  14. Yikes!! That really was a racket, but the hedge looks really great now and hopefully not as welcoming to the birds.

  15. Brian Frum says:

    That is some scary and messy machine boys!

  16. Kismet says:

    A mechanical brontosaurus. Good thing for you that it is a vegetarian.

  17. lapaylor says:

    what an event! It sure looks tidy now! Brave boys.

  18. Ha! So glad you survived the trauma.

    janet

  19. Charles Huss says:

    It requires heavy machinery to beat Mother Nature.

  20. The Swiss Cats says:

    That scary machine did a pawsome job with your hedge ! Purrs

  21. The OP Pack says:

    Well, at least we don’t have to worry about your Dad getting up on a ladder to do that trimming. That big saw would have scared us too – Lightning probably would have passed out:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty. and Timber

  22. UCKY…that Tracktur saw iss too loud an screechy! An that Cherry Bushmonster iss a reel PITA (LadyMew said mee CAN meow that!) Butt wee know you needed a bit Bushmonster to get that Cherry bush innto shape!
    Aunty Katty you were rite ’bout that bush…you were sweet an kind to wait fore THE Birdss to leeve. An if Mistur Alfred were still alive he wuud doff his hat to you with THANX mee iss sure!
    87 tripss back an forth to THE dump does not sound like much fun…butt it WAS an outin…well 87 outinss inn a row!!!
    Da Henny an Da Nelly you are safe now Bushmonster iss G-O-N-E!!!
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew

  23. We have a really big hedge in our garden that really needs cutting. Maybe you cam send that guy over?

    Woofs,
    Ollie

  24. Wowsers, that machine was REALLY loud!! So glad all the hedges are trimmed up!
    xoxo,
    Rosy and the Gang

  25. Marsha Gay says:

    On the positive side, you get fresh vegetation to pee on.

  26. WoW! What a change! That noisy mobile chain saw sure did a terrific job on your overgrown hedge and it looks wonderful! I bet both your Mom and Dad are so very happy! Our Mom would be…I wonder if that guy travels out of town…

  27. OMD, that thingie is FABulous!!!!! So much faster than your Moms and Pops could have done, and btw, much safer too 😉 You boyz did a great job snoopervising, and I thinks you needs a raise
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  28. Fab job! Well done for waiting for the fledging 😀

  29. The hedge trimmer did a good job on your hedge. We have a contractor who does our road hedges and the drive. When we want out leylandii hedge cut that was Eric and Flynn’s purrison fence, I drive the tractor very slowly and Ivor stands on the wing and does it with the hand hedge trimmer.

    • can you imagine me and mark doing that? we would need a ghostwriter who can write this post, seems we both wouldn’t be able to report about that adventure hahahahaha

  30. Lulu: “Hmm, our Dada says he could use one of those giant saws for our hedge. I may need to run him out of the house.”

  31. Holey moley, what a noise…but glad it’s done, Phenny and Nelly😸Silent Pawkiss🐾😽💞

  32. Doug Thomas says:

    Yeah, hedges can become forests easily enough. In my old neighborhood, planting black locust hedges was popular (no pun intended) but every single “hedge” was neglected and turned into a inline forest of trees. Oh well, the birds loved the “forests” and they did give extra privacy to the neighbors.

  33. Jan K says:

    Luke would have barked like crazy and then run for cover when that thing came through!!

  34. How smart of da Mama to ask your dad to hire that truck thingie. Now to get rid of it all… we can’t wait to hear how that works out.

  35. At least it’s not your dad cutting.

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