BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

…oh man we will land so much in da bucket, if we share what we have in our minds…. butt anyway, if it is the nekked truth you can say it loud… or in poetry…

once cruelty parents forced a little lass

to take typewriter lessons what were for da a$$.

she sat in a classroom in front of that typing  beast

observed by an ole bat, that was no feast.

and suddenly the bat turned out the light

and efurrybuddy was without any sight.

the bat said that’s called  to write like blind

and to have your  fingers on da right keys was da biggest find.

da little girl typed on with flying paws

to feel in her neck not da ole bat’s claws.

and as da daylight came back in a super bright flow…

da little girl saw that she was in da wrong keyboard row…

with asdfghjkl and prrrrrrrrrzzz you can not win a prize

and da girl got an F  in da biggest size.

da ole bat yelled at da poor girl like crazy,

she said she is low talented and also lazy.

but da girl said who cares, I will marry rich

and now farewell forever you ole...b… umm… witch..

and proud she left da class room without looking back

and hit da road like da song-guy named Jack.

… do you think da little girl will be angry at us now for telling that story?…. no worries bro.. I have your back…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

33 responses »

  1. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    I love your poem! I don’t think the little girl will be at all angry! Typing and office work is not for everyone.

  2. Nobody could type worth a darn back in the day….. but boy, they sure know how to use that teeny little texting keyboard!

  3. Poor Mama…..that was a mean thing to do anyway – no lights when you’re JUST learning how to type. We know you’re supposed to “touch type” but my Mom types WAY over 100 words per minute and looks at her fingers still after 50+ years!! We love that photo of you two “spooning” on the couch. Is that photo “X” RATED?????

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. This historic poem brings up memories…do you remember how difficult it was to correct a mistake.

  5. Mom took typing classes but they were never that large. We loved your creative poem!

  6. Hari Om
    Oh crikey, that gave me flashbacks – we had to do the ‘blind typing’ test too!!! That was one of the few things I always Aced… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Zoolatry says:

    X*ank():## JU @ !!

    Sorry, June does not type too well!

  8. niasunset says:

    As it was mentioned in comments, what days… I remember, too. Thank you lovely creative team, Much Love, nia

  9. Great poem! I love the mamas attitude!!!!

  10. How did the story end? Did the girl marry rich? XOX Xena

  11. Sandra Hangey says:

    this makes me MAD to the bone. and it should never have happened. I hated school from 9th grade until i graduated and most of it was from stuff like this. HA HA on Dad can type boys. and I love that photo and it is one of your best ever. who needs to be able to type in the dark anyway. great post

  12. Dear Das P & N, da little girl’s experience with typing class was what makes up nightmares for children in school. My experience was very similar in Algebra.
    Well done
    Hugs Cecilia

  13. lapaylor says:

    I took typing lessons and despite the harsh teacher I loved typing and still do. I am so glad I can type on the computer with all my fingers now. I remember the typewriters had no letters on the keys and we always had to look to the side at the words to type. So much easier to hit enter now than keep pushing that side bar to move the paper!
    Love the pictures!

  14. Gail went to the sort of school where it was considered beneath them (academically) to learn to type. No-one then realised that everybody would be using a keyboard in a few years time, not just typists and secretaries.

  15. Brian says:

    That was a fun one boys, just our type of fun!

  16. Our mom would fail at typing in the dark too. You boys are so cute snuggled together.

  17. Our Mama also was NOT fond of typing class!
    xoxo,
    Jakey & the Gang

  18. Your Poem is great!!!! Mom’s keyboard actually has little bumps so you can “feel” where your fingers should be.

    The Florida Furkids

  19. Don’t feel *too* bad/sad…petcretary was not an A student in typing class either…she barely got through it at all!
    I enjoyed that poem…like a ballad of your Da Mama’s history!

  20. Jan K says:

    I always hated taking typing tests for jobs….I could type fast, fingers on the right keys….but somehow there were also many, many errors! I didn’t find a rich guy either….. 🙂

  21. I am not even going to ask what you boys are doing in that last picture. No. I don’t want to know. Mom is definitely the girl in the story. She is immune to learning to type without looking. She tried in high school. She tried in adult night school. It just can’t happen. She types as fast as the wind, anyway, using 2 fingers and looking at the keys the whole time.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  22. 444 pawss up fore this post an poe-em Da Phenny an Da Nelly poochiess!! Yore Meowmy an mee Meowmy went thru THE SAME Typin H*LL(-O Kitty) many yeerss ago! LadyMew meowed to mee youss’ rote THE PURRFECT poe-em!!!
    LadyMew allso meowed how her Meowmy bugged her so much an made her practice at home an LadyMew was so piXXed with her all THE time…
    Butt when shee went to College inn THE 90’ss an leerned Pee C guess who was glad they mew (knew) how to type?????
    Yeah mee silly cranky LadyMew! 😉 See sumtimess Meowmy’ss DUE know what iss best!! ROFM/ROFB/ROFL….
    **purrss** an ~~head rubss~~ BellaDharma~~ an ((huggiess)) LadyMew

  23. Doug Thomas says:

    Love that last photo1 The doggos look soooo sweet and well behaved!

  24. OwyheeStar says:

    This was fabulous

    From: Easy Blog Reply-To: Easy Blog Date: Thursday, May 6, 2021 at 12:10 AM To: Subject: [New post] PAWETRY THURSDAY

    easyweimaraner posted: “BON CHEW & COWCOW to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week… …oh man we will land so much in da bucket, if we share what we have in our minds…. butt anyway, if it is the nekked”

  25. Marsha Gay says:

    I love your ode to typing. Very well done.

  26. I don’t remember typing-in-the-dark tests. No matter – I could type well enough, but I got lucky and had a boss who believed in my customer service skills. I ended up sharing a secretary until I moved to South Carolina. I didn’t marry rich either, but I’m rich where it counts.

  27. grannyK says:

    I remember those days

  28. Typing tests in high school were so overrated. To be able to type, answer the phone and file all at the same time…now that’s something to brag about.

  29. Everyone going to college had to take at least one semester of typing in high school in our district. I hated it – so many times having to start the assignment over because of hitting the wrong key.
    Great story.

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