BON CHEW & COWCOW,
….da Nelly here, you will not believe what da Phenny did….. he….. oh…
…wait you ole blabbermouth, if you tell THAT….
..then I’ll smack your bottom….
…pfffff… come on that story is tooooooo good to be silent….. and it is totally weird and absolutement degoutant, even when you are grumpy now…
… so it started harmless with da phenny who used the backyard for his business, while the mama came with da shovel and da poop bag. butt as she was near to da art and da artist, da phenny started scratching and accidentally he came with his hindpaws into his recycled food…
… I spare you much more details, but it was a catastrophe… it landed everywhere on da mama…
…even inside of her pockets!!! The mama was full of shock and other things too, so she made a mistake and called da dad who could do nothing with laughter… the mama was super pixxed, or let’s say more da opposite and she said we will change da food , she totally disliked the smell…. maybe we will get only sardines in oil from now on , with some splashes of chanel number 5? Whatever, but I have to say that even da Phenny never did such a thing before and we hope it will not become a very bad and very stinky habit…
.. I think we can call you Phenice the menace now…
…baaah! and your name will be da headless horseman!
da what?… butt boy I have no horse… oh man I give up…..
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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But it was an accident, right?
Woofs,
Ollie
Mouth?
eyes and nose LOL
Oh, good heavens!
Uhoh…..decorating the yard with your upset tummy is one thing but all over The Mama? Not a good move…..not very wise…..bad choice Phenny! I do think it’s a very colorful “accident” though – orange is a nice color for Spring.
Hugs, Teddy
Oh goodness, that is really pretty nasty. Our mom would not be a happy camper either!
Oh sh*t and all over! If you see sh*t in your dreams, it means you will get lots of money. The mama soon will be a millionaire.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Maybe it will be filet mignon? A doggo can hope!
Every dog owner have been there. It smells not very good.
hari Om
… okay, I might leave lunch till my tummy settles… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Phenny my dear friend tsk tsk is about all I can say…well that and WHAT the nabnabbit were you thinking to leave the stank on Mama…
I will admit to a itty bitty tiny snicker as I read this. All pet owners have had poo on them somewhere I’m sure!!
Hugs Cecilia
YUCK!!!
The Florida Furkids
Your poor mama. My mom wouldn’t like that happening to her either.
Well, you did make Mama’s day even though it wasn’t in a good way!
I am not laughing, and would not have laughed, having been the object of thrown Chimpanzee Poop while in a roadside stop, staring at the chimp in the enclosure. My two teen sons and their dad and me were standing watching him jump up and down and make noises, when suddenly he pooped, reached down and threw the whole thing in my face and all over my clothes. they are laughed themselves silly until they realized i had steam coming out of my ears and did not speak to them for the rest of day.. i get it MAMA.
i must say that last photo of the two of you make it so hard to BELIEVE all the stories we find here on MOANday… Innocence is thy name. ha ha on that one.
I am the pick up person here, but use old bread bags with my hand inside to scoop it up and put in 2 doubled grocery bags. the bag hangs on the ladder by the fence and is changed once a week… i want to know why it is always the female that picks up poo
that is a GOOOOOOD question… why? love the chimp-story… I have to admit that I laughed too… although I’m not the one who shluld laugh hahahahahaha
Yes, ice does make a proper mess, and I am a virgo also.. Bob and Beau are both libras. arrrhhhhhhhhhhhh
That story stinks, BOL! Xena and Lucy
That’s a very gross and also very funny story, boys. We do feel bad for you momma though.
Some days are hard. Some, soft and easy going. Works like that for humans, too.
Phennice the Menace. Perfect. Of course if you had been the guilty party it would be da Nellie da Smellie…
Toodle pip!
Bertie (who does not appreciate being called Bertie the Dirty. Ever.)
Oh my! Hopefully he will tighten up and all systems will operate normally. 🙂
wow that got everywhere and fast
Poor Mama ! Purrs
OMD, Ma was NOT laughing….really….😂🤣😂 She laughs cause she has had this happen to her too! (I don’t knows what she’s talkin’ abouts ~ she lies….. it was not me…..I thinks her nose is growing…)
one time she stepped in one of my ‘landmines’ and it was so bad, she had to throw her shoes away! BOL!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Your poor mama! Rule #1, never scratch near where you have had a stinky poop.
Oh no, da Mama was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but better the clothes than her face:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Da Phenny aka Phenice THE Menace are you OKay?? Mee hopess that nevurr happenss again! Da Nelly you are so notty rattin yore Brothur out….hee was unwell….
Deer Aunty Katty wee are so sorry you ended up on THE bad end of da Phenny….you sure have yore pawss full with THE Boyss!!! At leest Unkell’ss tummy iss Okay rite?
***purrss*** BellaDahrma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
Pee S: LadyMew was laffin her A$….tushie off so mee gave her ‘stinky eye’ fore you! 😉
I guess it really hit the fan at your house.
Hee! Hee! Our Mom feels for your Mom, she slipped and fell in Cinnamon’s loose poop. Cinnamon ate our food and it do not agree with her tummy and went right though her. Except it stopped and got super stinky…Mom’s clothes got sprayed and went in the wash (and the Mom had a shower). Mom sends your Mom commiserations.
Lulu: “Whoops! I think that’s what they call collateral damage!”
Oh. dear. The poor mama.
Oh, My, Dog!!!!
Oh NO, P. That is nasty. The mama was a big enough situation, but your poor paws! Who tended to them?? Yikes.
Love an licks,
Cupcake
Benji has poos kind of like that of late too, maybe its spring fever-poo?
I have pics of butterflies congregsting on some semi-dry poo…sheesh, was it like dry wine ti them? Semi-sec…BOL, BOL!
Sorry you got all sh*tty, da Mama…that’s way worse that when the grass hides it and I step in it…
Oh boy, that surely was mega mischief! Hope you at least did the laundry for your Mama. 🙂
what a poopy mess, funny though