another week – another diy project….

look the mama bought a small spotlight for da kitchen…

…and da dad had to tape it under da wall cupboard so she can see the things what happen in da sink much better….

…he really tried, butt no duct tape nor eggs-pansion foam could do da trick…

…so he threw da whole stuff on da table and there it can sleep till da hell is frozen or till the mama brings it back to da junk store…

well….. at least you can not say it is a fail… it’s just not finished, nor started so we can say it’s a pending project… and if the mama wants I can be da spotlight for her… my headlights have 87 lumen… or more…

… and while speaking about da junk store, the mama made a super deal… she bought that candle thingy for only 5 bucks… the box was huge…but that means nothing today when even a razorblade is well wrapped in a shoe box sized display…

…butt as she got that thing together, she saw that it is even bigger than da big box…  no chance to put it on da dinner table, because then there is no place for the dinner….and the mama wondered about the size of that beast and her thoughts she had while buying it…  the picture showed a candle holder and now it fits nowhere…WHY?

…because that is a christmas tree… it was even written on da box… big and bold and in yell-ow…

… we will not give both an “F” this week, because they have thumbs to open cans and packages, but more than a miserable “E” is not doable…sorry, staff…




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Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Ooopsie-doopsie on both counts!! BOL.BOL! I was going to say, put your candle holder up at Christmas time, butt the box already told you that…duh….BOL!
    Could you not put up some brackets to hold your kitchen light?? Well,maybe not, then it will be another DIY!

  2. Noe you have a Christmas tree ready for Christmas! Just in time?
    The light above the sink, I every day wonder why always the sink is in the black hole, and it seems to be everywhere. Maybe because men seldom work in that black hole.

  3. That is an absolute disaster – a table decoration that leaves no room for dinner.
    Next you’ll be telling me your mama bought a dog bowl with no room for kibble…
    Toodle pip!

  4. My GBGV Life says:

    Maybe paint the candle thing green and use it at Christmas next year?

  5. Sandra Hangey says:

    all your DIY projects are fun, butt this one has me rolling on the floor. I may be able to help with an idea, i purchased round lights for under the counter and they came with a magnet on the light and a magnet for under the counter. if you buy a set of magnets, stick one under the counter and one on the back of the light, or two might be better OR take da JUNK back. ha ha

  6. Sandra Hangey says:

    third OR heavy duty velcro

  7. Hari OM
    Well, think of it this way – you’re read as can be for next Christmas!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. Mom bought one of those undercounter lights and she did use duct tape – LOTS of it and it hasn’t fallen on the counter yet ☺

  9. Oh Boys a light of the sink is impawtant…if you don’t have pups to pre rinse the dishes…BOL BOL. I have confidence in Dad I say he’ll figure it out
    Hugs and PS I’m ready for Wednesday

  10. Oh dearie me…….not only a Christmas tree thingie that takes up the entire dining table area but a DIY spotlight that can’t be installed anywhere. You may need Mr. DIY to build a new closet somewhere for “DIY REJECT PROJECTS” !

    Hugs, Teddy

  11. At least nobody was hurt while making this DIY post. BOL! Now your mom will have to pack that candle tree away until next Christmas.

  12. Mom bought an under the counter light that she couldn’t get installed too. The tree is….Interesting!

    The Florida Furkids

  13. Kismet says:

    Vive la Junque Store.

  14. Brian says:

    Those are both shining examples of why we resist DIY things here boys!

  15. Zoolatry says:

    DIY Project No. 101: Cut a big hole in the wall. Above sink. Install glass. Do not install curtains. Magic. Natural light. Discard store bought light. When rain comes in, seal window with leftover duct tape not used for store bought light.
    If all else fails move to a new house with sink light preinstalled. The weims will enjoy a new backyard.

  16. bwa! Haa!! hAA!!! Coffee came out Mom’s Nose! We are laughing too! Most excellent! It sounds like projects at our crib! We are going to expose our Mom’s attempts the next time she tries…Have a marvellously Happy Day! We are!

  17. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    At least you have a Christmas tree ready for next Christmas!

  18. mol…lol True there is no fail here. Just a light that is waiting to light the way. The candles can sit on the table when no one’s there or you can put them in the backyard for some bright lights to see the neighbour’s with. This is priceless, Katty and Mark.

    Jean and girls

  19. The OP Pack says:

    If we know Mama, she will find a way to use that big candle display. And Dad too, he won’t give up. We have lights under our cabinets and one of them crashes to the countertop at crazy times and scares all of us.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  20. The Gang at LLB says:

    TeeHeeHee…at least no one(or weim) was hurt!! BOL

  21. After too many bad experiences, #1 finally gave up on those lights that go under a cabinet, over the kitchen sink. Now, she buys the little clip-on lamps from LIDL!


  22. Lavinia Ross says:

    It does look like a Christmas tree of sorts! 🙂

  23. Oh boy. Double whammy from the junk store. Christmas tree. Whew! I did not see that coming…

    Love and licks,

  24. Man, oh man…I think your mama may have purchased a portable lighthouse.

  25. Oops! On the bright side, you have a tree for next Christmas!

  26. Marsha Gay says:

    We love our Dad’s spirit. He is Charlie Brown, the DYS projects are the football and fate is Lucky pulling it away

  27. You could always use the candles for light.

  28. CATFISH!!! That lite project soundss a bit sketchy Da Phenny an Da Nelly!
    An yore rite yore Lumanss are so brite who needss a mew lite??
    An that candel tree iss lovelee.butt now to find it a nice place to bee….
    Waht ’bout outside tHE front door Aunty Katty???
    Mew mew mew …
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew too

  29. Lulu: “Whoa, that candle holder box must be Time Lord technology … It’s bigger on the inside!”

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