BON CHEW & COWCOW,
…twas that night where da great deluge came, to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish…
….but not me….
…me neither … ruuuuuun for your life…
…and then came the day a diy-cowboy used a ton of duct tape to build a construction what will first ruin the pump and then your dignity… and then you are in great trouble because you don’t get the friggin’ gel out of your bed…
….but fortunately there was another diy-cowboy, let’s say more a diy-gunslinger who got the gun carpet knife out and then she emptied the whole thing by hand in two big buckets, what da other diy cowboy who wrecked da pump emptied in da john…
and after the bed was empty, you know what you have done…
… and while they have a shoot-out with swear words , we camp in da living room and dream about our new ark bed…
… this is absolutely sh*t, but that happens… a wise man said before christmas you always have to stand a kind of wallet- consumption, to come in the right christmess mood. And if that is true, we just had our fill and we are over and done with the common nightmares before christmas…
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL
…and don’t furget the fab event this WET-nesday, december 2th…
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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Oh, NO:(
A breach in the water bed is worse than most household disasters…
but did everything get a good wash?? BOL!
Thank goodness nobody drowned 😀
Your life is always so full of excitement, Boyz!
Woofs,
Ollie
Er gosh, I’ll admit that Gail and I are a bit confused about the precise sequence of events, but it doesn’t look good…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Uhoh……you want a BED and not a BOAT or a BATHTUB right? Sounds like maybe one of your DIY experts there figured out a way to take care of the problem? You two look quite comfy after all the mess was cleaned up. Purrrrhaps a quiet Christmas may mean a “no DIY projects” Christmas????????
Hugs, Teddy
We never have been on a water bed. I bet it is fun if it isn’t leaking. Hope a replacement bed is available.
Dear me Twinies looks like the phrase up the creek without a paddle was appropriate.
I’m so sorry and here’s too the mail man (not Earl he is retired) ringing quickly
Hugs Cecilia
Oh my, somebody really wet the bed!
Oh my! I am still laughing at the shootout with swear words because let me tell you as we age and my husband and I have more of those shootouts everyday. I hope everything is calm and dry and a new bed slept well
Oh my. Do you guys ever have a boring weekend?!☺
The world is truly insane – life jackets are now required to easy night’s sleep!
Buckets always worked better…but somebodies better let the Mama rest that aching back on the couch…(no crowding to “make her feel better”…we know you just want the couch for yourself)
Hope the warehouse has affordable not raised prices because well, the can, ’cause “what are people going to do” and the delivery vehicle is speedy…or the couch is really comfortable..(had to laugh – been there and camping out with sleeping bags on the floor is somehow not as much fun indoors…could have to do with the large dog relating on top of you…”helping” you feel at home. AAARRRGGGGHHHH)
RC Cat sends a gentle shoulder pat in commiseration.
That sure looked like a messy project. We hope your new bed is comfy.
Ohhh I remember those days of the leaking bed. LOVE water beds. You never have a dull moment, do you?
you all have luck like we do I swear!
Oh my word.what a calamity,xx Speedy
EEEKKKK Da Phenny an Da Nelly you need a Can-new or an Ark or purrhapss a yawt to keep youss’ afloat!
LadyMew an her huzband Paul had a waterbed an LadyMew told mee it was sum ‘fun’ tryin to get inn an out of it without smashin herself black an blue on THE wooden frame of THE rollin Sue-nami!
Shee nevurr went inn a waterbed aftur Mistur Paul leeved this guud Earth…
Guud luck with cleen-up an fixin THE bed…or maybee buyin a mew one??
***purrss*** BellaDharma
I hope the floor boards did not get soaked too badly!
so much rain, and what a mess it made! Love the phrase about wallet consumption
Oh no…no ones like to swim with fishes in bed. Which is probably why we ended up getting rid of ours. Well that and the tsunami every time we climbed into bed.
A wet bed is not good!! At least you had a dry spot for a nap.
The Florida Furkids
OMD….Sounds like you boyz had a fun weekend, but your pawrents…not so much!
Oh no what a disaster! I hope the new bed keeps everyone dry.
Not a disaster with water. We hate those…they are so messy and can do permanent damage.
Shoko
Run really fast and you will air dry.
That doesn’t seem to have been any fun. we are getting lots of rain now I hope the roof holds.
Oh no, this all sounds like a DYI disaster. No water beds here, unless Lightning has his “problem” again:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
oh noooo, I would of crawled in bed too.
Oh! My COD! yous guys has given new meaning to a Water Bed! Wes hopes your DIY Cowboys gets it fixed! Our DIY Cowboy has not started on any of the BIG projects yet.
Purrs
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb
Forget the pursuit stuff. After this post, I lost my appetite.
2020 is not over and done with us yet!!!
Oh man. I guess when it rains it pours…. out of the bed! Yikes!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Ugh! I am so sorry for the trouble. Wishing you a season without any disasters!