BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
….ooooh swanlake?
A little girl sat in a boat,
a swan came by butt it was a mental goat.
It also had swanlets what swam around
and looked for treats and worms on da ground.
the dad of that girl said move closer to that swan
I have not all of you in the view finder oh man!
the girl was compliant and did what he want
but then the swan turned into a wild elephant!
it attacked the girl with trunk and wings
that her head till today da pain song sings.
the end was wet ,the boat in distress
and da girl in da lake, oh howly mess!
and the moral of that pawetry story
da swanlake stinks and swans are gory.
…row row row your boat gently down the stream,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily you end like whipped cream…
…bawhahaha oh dude that was not nice… well… butt swan-tastic !
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Hari OM
OMD yes, swans are vicious parents – the father of the girl clearly needs to be had up for endangerment!!! hehehee…. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Uhoh…..poor Mama…..I think the Dad of the Mama is to blame – not the swan looking out for the kiddie-swans! Poor Mama – had to be quite scary – but then having lived through that incident prepared her to be living with you two dangerous (haha) Weims! LOVED the poem…………
Hugs, Teddy and Mom too
Mama swan can be very nasty when she has her little ones with her.
Yep, don’t want to mess with swans or Canada geese!
I know this little girl from her smile… So lovely, Thank you, Love, nia
T’was someone’s Swan Song …
Twinies your Mama was and is adorable and what a fun (for us) story to go with the photo. I used to work with a Physics Professor who jogged every morning around the same lake then one morning the pair of swans he always turned into charging elephants. One almost caught him too
Hugs Cecilia
Somewhere there’s a moral to this story. Maybe don’t trust someone with a camera.
That was good boys and yes, those swans aren’t always nice!
it truly is a swan-tastic post and poem… A + on IMAGINATION… love it
Oh, MY! Who’d a thunk there would be a poem with a life story to it when we look at that picture prompt!!
Swans, indeed many birds get very viscous when they think their broods are in danger. Glad she still has most of her head…but headaches are no fun reminders. A big goose once stole a cookie right out of our unfurbro-the-elder’s little hand when he wasn’t even 2 yet. At least he still has his fingers intact:)
Your Mama has lived a very adventurous life. 🙂
Oh my goodness Boyz…We love that your Mama’s life has been one grand(and sometimes gory) adventure!!!!
I was warned when I last visited Germany, don’t mess with the swans…they play for keeps!
MOL Da Phenny an Da Nelly what a furabuluss poe-em story ’bout yore Meowmy……
Aunty Katty you were so cute inn yore foto; LadyMew had THE furry SAME hair style when shee was that age….
Mee hopess you not scared of Swanss….an not inn pain eether!!
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
Truly unique. 🙂
You guys sure know how to create an interesting poem, AND make us all smile:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Swanlets!! Can I be a swanlet when I grow up. The name sounds particularly inviting to us furry swans,
Tyebe
That is quite a tale to tell of that swan attack. We bet your mom still has nightmares about that attack.
Ha! That is a funny swan story. I have a love hate (mostly hate) relationship with giant swans. I always feel like the swan boats at my park hate me and want to kill me.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
OH NO!!! I hope that the girl is okay. An elephant!!!!
I think the moral of the story is don’t go near wild animals just to get a picture.
I also know from experience that swans with babies turn into crazy creatures!
Don’t mess with a momma swan with babies.