BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

…awwwhoy!!!!

oh to be a pirate fearless and brave

who rides da waves till they become his grave.

Who gets all things he wants, never gives something back,

and who laughs at da waves what jump on da deck.

But da furst thing you need is a fabulous ship,

you can not do in a dinghy that trip.

But never order at amazon,

their swimming coffins are da biggest con.

They suggest you in offers a super tub

and at the end da capture trip you can  scrub.

the quality and size  is a giant mess

and the maiden voyage ends in distress.

…all aboard of da Sh*tanic !… if you have the size of a guinea pig….

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

20 responses »

  1. No self-respecting pirate would shop at Amazon, surely?

  2. Hari OM
    BOL – oh yes, I recall that shipping fiasco… Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. That’s a GREAT poem and we remember that amazing (and TINY) ship that you got from Amazon. It made a great foot bath though didn’t it?!

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. Sandra Hangey says:

    no need for a pirate to go to Amazon, they just take what they want where they find it. or so i have been told…. thanks for the Sh*tanic ! I needed a laugh and the last half of the poem has me laughing out loud….. love you guys

  5. That is one tiny ship! We loved your poem.

  6. He, he he, that’s why our Mom always reads everything about what she’s buying on Amazon and ebay. I guess it might make a good ship for a baby pirate?? XOX Xena and Lucy

  7. Great poem today, boys. It’s too bad that pirate ship wasn’t big enough for you two to set sail in.

  8. BOL BOL BOL well done on the true poetry today. That fiasco was and still is hilarious.
    Dad of Angel Madi loves the name of the ship too.
    HUGs Cecilia

  9. Brian says:

    That was too funny boys!!!

  10. Jan K says:

    BOL! I can’t tell you how many things I’ve bought off amazon that didn’t turn out to be what I expected!!

  11. The Gang at LLB says:

    TeeHeeHee…We think you two are the pawfect pirates, even without a ship!

  12. That’s the cutest little ship we’ve ever seen. Good news, it’s not likely to capsize. 🛶

  13. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Best not to go out on the open seas in that little ship! The other pirates would laugh at you.

  14. Marsha Gay says:

    A very impressive pirate Amazon review.

  15. KB says:

    Ha ha ha!!!!! Never order your boat from Amazon. I am taking your advice!

  16. The K Clowder says:

    Tee! Hee! The poem is purrfect! And your Amazon boat is Purrfect (for us cats)
    Purrs
    Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Angel Nellie

  17. Kismet says:

    When you have a p;irate, you also have a parrot who is the brains of the twosome.

  18. Cupcake says:

    LOL! Yes, that amazon pirate ship does NOT cut it for the open seas. May as well sail in a punchbowl.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  19. Mew emw mew what a kewl poe-em Da Phenny an Da Nelly!!
    Aunty Katty that iss a purrty small ‘ship’….
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew

  20. JoAnn Stancer says:

    Haha love your amazon boat

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