you! will! NOT! believe! what! happened! to! us!

…a real and TRUE crimestory  took place here at the butt of the universe…

As we  drove for a walk last week, we saw two cars at da parking lot, one was the troop carriers of da yorkshires, da other one was totally strange, we thought uuuh we will have company today, but anyway and … so there we were and waddled though da forest of Camp des Rouëts, as we heard wild barking and da yorkshire-platoon came back to their car in a wild stampede.  They said there is a dog what scared them…

…we immediately climbed on da commanding height, to check da area (sh*t idea!) . As we were on top of that hill, this dog actually came and tried to eat da Phenny, but the mama stepped in and chased it back.  We think it was either a kind of gray nordic pup or a wolf and it was really angry but ran away as the mama raised her banshee voice.  There was no owner in sight and we were all alone except for the deserted yorkshires who fled like cowards from da battlefield. Because that dog was a big one, the mama sounded da strategic retreat and spat in her socks to jump down from that hill.  Although everything goes downhill that days, the stilts of the mama  bucked da trend and became buck-wild, so she came down that hill like a torrent or a ball lightning. Da dad outmaneuvered  her with a backpaw stop volley  before she landed in a ditch.

… da Phenny, da Phenny  that’s domestic violence!… naaah it isn’t… it was outside doofus!

Unfortunately she still had da phenny on da walking string and un-un-fortunately she neglected the dog-walking dresscode  with covering her nakedness with a dress . Da dress slipped up till her ears as she came down that hill like da last judgement and because we have fall 87k leaves, chestnuts and acorns landed everywhere in her undergarments.  So that goat was deep in da well and who thinks it can not come much more worse … gets no right guesser badge today.

She pawformed contortions , while da dad tried to defoilate the mama… and then  da Police came! … we first thought that is very laudable to be immediately at da crime scene, but they didn’t came for da illegal burlesque show, but for that car we saw da furst time there. The mama dropped da curtain aka da dress and they gave her a strange look anyway because she still had the half of da forest in her furs and everywhere and she was black in da face like a coalminer…

They said the owner of that car  is missing and it is there for some days and no one knows more about it. We found out, that this is a car from meurthe-et-moselle, whats ~800 miles away. Da number plate fits not to da insurance badge in da window and da insurance and the tax badge are expired. We also told da pawlice that there are 20 cents and an empty haribo bag in da front and a big empty coke bottle on da back seat and a bag from da golden seagull, sadly empty too. The ungrateful flics said the have eyes and they can read, so thank you Miss Marple. The number plates are either stolen or from a dumpster, there is no registrated car with that plates.  They then said we should make a french leave because they now will check da area if something is wrong there… oh man, there is a lot wrong, there is that car from an area far away, a dog or a wolf and still da clothes full with leaves and dirt…

Sadly they really sat it out and waited till we buzzed off before they entered that forest… da dad refused to sneak back to look what goes on and the mama had to go to bed that day without knowing the last rumours and news… he has no sherlock genes, that’s for sure

The car is still there till today, the mama placed an acorn next to da wheels to see if someone moved the car, but they are still at da same place. We also checked da trees, so just in case…

We will keep ya informed if we find out more or when da car is gone…and we will look if we find out what this dog or wolf has to do with it, maybe he ate the car owner after the bag from Golden Seagull was empty?

The day ended with a ruined dress and a knee what still looks like a sausage and hurts a lot, but we had a lot of thrilling moments and the thrill is quasi da salt in da daily soup of life right?




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

39 responses »

  1. Oh, MY! You need the crime stoppers there?? Or maybe the real Sherlock!

    Sorry Da Mama that you have big ouchies from that episode. Maybe you should have taken some of those acorns and other debris to your yard to plant a new forest there?? Nah, too much extra work.

    That would have made a funny video…not yet, but when the knee feels better and the ego:)

  2. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    You all have the most exciting adventures! Your poor mama always comes off worst though. She would be a good sleuth leaving acorns to see if the car had been moved.

  3. Whooohooo, what an exciting Monday you two and the Mama and Papa had. My Mama couldn’t help laughing behind her hand. Those wolve-like dogs are dangerous stuff. Glad everything ended well. High paws my friends!

  4. Oh my goodness! All I can say is you all should have your own movie channel because we’d be watching it 24/7. That’s quite an adventure and so well described we could actually see The Mama sliding in the leaves/acorns/mud holding onto Da Phenny going after the wolf! Of course the video would have been x-rated butttttt certainly exciting! That’s pretty weird though about the abandoned car. Glad the police are on the case. Maybe that big dog-wolf belonged to the person who left the car there? This is a mystery and we hope you will give us updates!

    Hugs, Teddy and Mom

  5. Hari Om
    OMD a real-life adventure – this would have been a fab FFF story… but I know you will have another (if not the closing chapter) to share with s then!!! Meanwhile, sending POTP of the sore knee of da mama. Hugs and wag,s YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Do you guys ever have normal weekends?! We hope that today is a day of rest for all of you.

  7. My GBGV Life says:

    That is kind of scary or creepy for sure. I bet it is a stolen car used for a crime.

  8. grannyK says:

    wow, what an adventure! I agree that car was probably stolen and then dumped there.

  9. Twinies and Mom and Dad…OMDs what a story…geez louise…where is the pink panther and Inspector Trudeau (spelling) when you need them. Wow x 87. First I am so thankful Mama used her high pitched soprano out of doors voice to scare of the raging K9.
    That in itself was enough of a scare BUT OMDs…I’m sorry but we giggled like 5 year olds at the remainder of the story especially my mind’s eye loved this “while da dad tried to defoilate the mama”!! Yes do keep us posted on this….ongoing mystery
    Hugs Cecilia

  10. Brian says:

    Oh my goodness, I’d keep plenty far away from the wolfdog area boys, that’s a scary ordeal!

  11. OMC you always seem to have an adventure no matter WHERE you go.

    The Florida Furkids

  12. Sandra Hangey says:

    OMW! if i were there me and your mama could do the sherlock thing. I would NOT be able to sleep until I KNEW WHAT was going on. I am thinking the wolf/dog was in the car when it was stolen OR belonged to someone who owned dog and car and the bad guys have dona way with the owner and the dog is roaming free and looking for food or help and was so scared he tried to attack you. I hope the dog/wolf doesn’t belong to the persone who done the bad deed… what a story. SO GLAD you are all safe and sound, even though the dress and knee suffered injury. the story through me back to 1953, i was 11, my brother 7, my mother was 29 and we had hiked in the autumn of the year to the top of a mountian. on the way home the parents had the idea to walk down the mountain OFF THE TRAIL, half way down the mama fell down on her rump and started to slide in all the stuff you described here, and down and down and down on her rump she slid, we were all laughing histerically including Mama and daddy was trying to stop her without getting knocked down. same story but not mystery car or dog.

  13. LA Paylor says:

    Oh my dog! I’m so glad the mama screamed away the wolf who was probably scared too! Imagine the things that can be going on here…. crikey… keep us informed as we must also help in the mystery…

  14. The mama needs some Hagen Dazs from the junk store to soothe her leg!

  15. franhunne4u says:

    I can just about imagine the Banshee song your female human staff has sung … And it was very impolite of the Flics not to let your momma see what they were up to. Probably the owner has killed himself somewhere in the forest …

  16. What an adventure you all had! We’re sorry to hear about your mom’s knee but please let us know if you ever figure out about the mystery car.

  17. CarolMaeWY says:

    We love mysteries and are anticipating the future chapters.

  18. Lavinia Ross says:

    That is some adventure. I hope the Mama’s knee feels better soon.

  19. Oh, my, that WAS an adventure. I’m glad Mama came out of it alive and defoliated (eventually.)


  20. Susan from Bucks County says:

    Hope your Mama’s knee gets better so she can solve the mystery.

  21. OMG….this post was hilarious. I know it’s not suppose to be that funny but the tears are rolling down my cheeks. I can just picture your mama having to be defoliated.What a adventure guys.

    Our drug seller next door can’t compare with your adventure. In fact this guy’s downright boring.


  22. This iss a Hercule Paw-row sort of mistyery da Phenny an Da Nelly….
    Cuud THE dog bee a Hound of THE Baskurville purrhapss??
    An who is THE Inn-visibell Man?? Cureusser an cureeusser fore sure!
    Aunty Katty wee tried NOT to MOL/LOL reedin yore post….butt LadyMew has a vivid ‘magination an bursted out laffin with you inn THE ditch! Mee gave her ‘stink eye’ …it did NOT stop her laffin at all!
    Unkell Mark pleese watch over Aunty OKay? Shee iss so-o accydent prone.
    Maybee hide her sockss so shee not abell to spit inn them!!!
    Feel bettur soon Aunty an let us know if THE mistyery iss efurr solved!
    **purrss** an ~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~ an ((huggiess)) LadyMew

  23. The OP Pack says:

    This sounds like quite the mystery. We sure hope it has a happy ending. And most importantly we hope your Mama will be OK.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  24. The Gang at LLB says:

    OMD…What a mystery you both came upon! We sure hope somebody solves it…and let’s your Mama know what happened….she sure did get tortured getting away from the wolf doggie and deserves to know why it was there.

  25. Holy Agatha Christie, boys! Glad your mum is safe (even with semi-injured ego) and hope the Sûreté solves the mystery.

  26. You certainly do have adventures, and it is always one of the pawrents who get scraped up or otherwise hurt. We are sure glad that wolf or wolf-like creature didn’t eat you up, da Phenny. Xena wonders if it was a werewolf. But it is not the full moon. I think that someone who isn’t a werewolf killed the owner, stole the car, changed the plates and dumped the body…maybe in that park! XOX Lucy and Xena

  27. Marsha Gay says:

    What at exciting day. We are glad you weren’t hurt. Horrible dogs who run loose are why we don’t go to a dog park, and I am speaking as a cowardly Yorkie. Mommy wishes she had used your mommy’s excuse when she came home with her mouth full of acorns.

  28. Kismet says:

    Call out Poirot.

  29. OMD, there is never a dull moment with you boyz, huh?! I hopes Ms. Marple is okays, and her knee and her dignity are all in tact today. I wonder if the scary doggie could be the car owner’s doggie? Keep us posted, and don’t forgets to lick your Moms wounds….well, the ones you can see….hehehehee
    Ruby ♥

  30. The Swiss Cats says:

    What an adventure ! We’re glad everything ended well despite the big bad wolf attacked you all. We hope your own Miss Marple feels better soon. Purrs

  31. niasunset says:

    oh my dears, but I am so glad you are all fine. I can imagine all moments… love and hugs to you all but more to your human mom! Thank you, Love, nia

  32. Cupcake says:

    OMGoodness! Your mama is hilarious. She is an underrated, underappreciated Miss Marple. This is the best murder-ish mystery ever!!

    Love and licks and thank goodness you made it home safe and sound,

  33. JoAnn Stancer says:

    What!!!! Your momma saved you phenny. Sorry about the dress and bruises.

  34. No boring walks for you! What a mystery.
    Thank goodness de mama has a loud authoritarian voice! (Dog Whisperer wold give a thumbs up) Thank goodness she bounces and rolls…but the being a magnet for foliage should be rethought?
    glad you all are safe at home –
    We hope the wolf/dog also has a home and the owner has not befallen badness.

  35. There is never a dull moment around you two! Maybe its good you didn’t walk too far…you don’t want to find the car owners in the woods.

  36. The K Clowder says:

    WoW Guys! That is a really truly EXCITING story! Except for your poor Mama! Did she get grass stains on her underwears? That would be awful. And lets hopes you super sleuths will get to the bottom of this mystery and your Mom’s bottom does not slide down the hill again!
    Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Angel Nellie

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