BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
…oooooh we know a story what fits… butt it’s embarrassing so please don’t tell it, ok?
Once there was a fortuneteller in town
she came from Romania and her hair was brown.
And a friend of the mama was total keen
and she dragged the mama to da soothsayer queen.
She lived not in a wagon near da shore
but in a building twas da 8th floor.
And with the elevator da girls entered da crib
of the Madame Albescu who was no squib.
The first thing she said I feel some woes
something stinks, and that are your shoes!
Impressing the truth came with the first tweet
cause da friend of the mama had hyperhidrosic feet.
That is a thing was surely sucks
but twas in da 90’s and all wore chucks.
So da fortune teller said before I get ill
place your niff kicks on da outer window sill.
The session started she reads in their hands
and suddenly a screaming was in all da lands.
While da fortuneteller gave that girls 108 years
da niff kicks were on da way downstairs.
They landed on da roof of a car
the one of the janitor, who was a barbar.
Butt da girls denied to be da sender that unwelcome air freight
and he could not kill them, they were 25 and not onehunderdeight.
He refused to skin them, but sent them a bill
at this time that was the total overkill.
He also kept the shoes as a proof
and the friend had to walk homeward with a nekked hoof.
But anyway, even when the palmist was drunken
108 years before their ship is sunken.
That are good news for just 20 bucks
deducting of some stinky chucks.
…da phenny, da phenny what are chucks?
… well that chucks are a kind ow claw sheets, mafe of cheese and rotten pawtatoes… and if you wear them let’s say for 2 weeks or so without a break they smell as if you open a prehistoric taters cellar and…. Nelly? what’s wrong?
…. omg he swooned…
… wait dude, I come for furst aid and reanimation….
… oh pheew I’m glad I wear only high heels and no niff kick chucks….
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL