BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

…oooooh we know a story what fits… butt it’s embarrassing so please don’t tell it, ok?

Once there was a fortuneteller in town

she came from Romania and her hair was brown.

And a friend of the mama was total keen

and she dragged the mama to da soothsayer queen.

She lived not in a wagon near da shore

but in a building  twas da 8th floor.

And with the elevator da girls entered da crib

of the Madame Albescu who was no squib.

The first thing she said I feel some woes 

something stinks, and  that are your shoes!

Impressing the truth came with the first tweet

cause da friend of the mama had hyperhidrosic feet.

That is a thing was surely sucks

but twas in da 90’s and all wore chucks.

So da fortune teller said before I get ill

place your niff kicks on da outer window sill.

The session started she reads in their  hands 

and suddenly a  screaming was in all da lands.

While da fortuneteller gave that girls 108 years

da niff kicks were on da way downstairs.

They landed on da roof of a car

 the one of the janitor, who was a barbar.

Butt da girls denied to be da sender that unwelcome air freight

 and he could not kill them, they were 25 and not onehunderdeight.

He refused to skin them, but sent them a bill

at this time that was the total  overkill.

He also kept the shoes as a proof

and the friend had to walk homeward with a nekked hoof.

But anyway, even when the palmist was drunken

108 years before their  ship is sunken.

That are good news for just 20 bucks

deducting of some stinky chucks.

…da phenny, da phenny what are chucks?

… well that chucks are a kind ow claw sheets, mafe of cheese and rotten pawtatoes… and if you wear them let’s say for 2 weeks or so without a break they smell as if you open a prehistoric taters cellar  and…. Nelly? what’s wrong?

…. omg he swooned…

… wait dude, I come for furst aid and reanimation….

… oh pheew I’m glad I wear only high heels and no niff kick chucks….

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

28 responses »

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Well first of all we promise never to tell a soul about this sad story of stinky shoes at the fortune tellers but I must say – it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in DAYS AND DAYS. We must know though – other than the stinky complaint, did the fortune teller see that there were Weimaraners in The Mama’s future?????

    Hugs, Teddy

  2. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Bwahaha! That was a great poem and story!
    I once had a pair of trainers that stunk to high heaven. I bought Odour Eaters but that made no difference. When we were cruising I used to put them on the balcony overnight to try and make them smell better. If I left them in our room they would probably have gassed us.
    I threw them away in the end even though they were still quite new. They didn’t end up on a car roof though.

  3. Kinda the worst Cinderella situation ever. No delicate glass slipper happy ending here! Yikes!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  4. Hari OM
    BOL – but seriously, I bought a new pair of slippers at Christmas… only to find that the ‘faux sheepskin’ inside makes my feet absolutely hooch… I never had smelly feet till then. Four months I persisted. Then binned them!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. That was a fun funny read this morning! SSNS Army boots did stink to high heaven and even these days his sandals make me want to urp! Only your Mama would find herself in that kind of situation, Weim Boys!

  6. OH MY DOGS…we have laughed so hard our sides are hurting and we have permanent grin wrinkles. all these years later and those stinky chucks have a new virtual life.
    Dad of Angle Madi and I would love to get inside the staffs head to see all of what she has seen and done
    Hugs and big thank you
    Cecilia

  7. You boys are just too funny! We always know when we visit your blog that we will come away smiling ☺

  8. Sneaks can be smelly! Great poem!

  9. lapaylor says:

    hahahahahahaha! Love the pics of pups passing out and giving mouth to mouth!

  10. OMD! That is quite a poetic tale you told. It sure must not have been very fun to walk home with no shoes.

  11. Lavinia Ross says:

    Nelly will recover… 🙂

  12. Brian says:

    That was way too funny boys, ya done good!

  13. MOL That was hysterical!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  14. Jan K says:

    That is the craziest story we have ever heard!! 🙂

  15. Lee says:

    Maybe she could have worn Sandals and aired out her feet.
    Sweet William The Scot

  16. Mew mew mew what a heelareeuss poe-emPhenny an Neilson!! Aunty Katty they not meowin ’bout yore feet rite???
    LadyMew iss lucky to have guud smellin feet all THE time.
    LadyMew told mee shee had a frend who wore Jee-sus Sandalss durin Summer an THE frend’ss feet smelled like rotten blue cheese with a side of vinnygur!! EEWWWW!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  17. mol….haha…we thought this poem was so funny and you boys added the finishing touch.

    Shoko

  18. You have outdone yourselves, Boys!

    Woofs,
    Ollie

  19. Bella, Roxy and says:

    BOL! We’re glad there is no smell-o-vision invented yet.

  20. What a pawsome poem today boyz!!!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  21. Thanks for sharing your pawsome poem. You boys are just too funny and we love stopping by for all the fun. Have a great rest of your day.

  22. Marsha Gay says:

    BOL! An excellent job. We wish we were as creative as you.

  23. JoAnn Stancer says:

    Thanks for the laugh!!!

  24. Bwahahaha…well done, boys!

  25. M. K. Clinton says:

    I can always count on y’all to make me laugh!

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