BON CHEW & COWCOW
If you walk through the prairie
and two idiots appear and not a fairy.
And that idiots clap her hands and scream
and your dog jumps forwards with steam.
Then pray for being not on slippery ground
or you land in a brumble bush buttwards inclusive your hound.
After ending with pants full of mudd
and embarrassing surgery around your butt.
and standing the laughter of the whole pack
and noticing that someone ate YOUR snack
you have to admit:
this day was SH*T!
…please da Lord don’t tell her that it was da Nelly…
…heck! Phenny Iscariot!
HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL