BON CHEW & COWCOW,
…and welcome to our newest DIY project…
TODAY: HOW TO MAKE A GHETTOSTYLE DIY ADVENT PAWLENDAR FOR DOGS
#1 buy the cheapest trash pawlendar in your junk store..
#2 open it and take all the chocolate junks out
# 3 eat them all and try not to puke because the taste is awful (that’s the hardest part)
#4 fill the empty litte tray with dog treats
#5 use the cheapest glue (also from junk store) to close the pawlendar
#6 hang it on your chimney mantle
#7 scream cry curse and get the rabies when all the sh*t including the tray comes out again
# 8 call the crime scene cleaners
# 9 ignore the pixxed look of your dogs and promise yourself never to do such a sh*t project
#10… optional … get a smoke or a coffee and forget this day
and:
HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Well, it was worth a try….
Oops! They scored a wee b it too much too early!
Though it did seem like a fun idea…and that chocolate?? Left over from last year??
Maybe more than a coffee is needed for you, Mama…BOL, BOL!
Looks like Christmas came all at once for the Weim twins!
Seemed like a good idea at the time. No complaints from the cleanup crew 😀
Uhoh….well, some ideas are better in our heads than they are when we follow through and DO them. This had a chance to survive but something tells me that if that glue hadn’t failed, those Weims would have smelled those treats and ripped that calendar to BITS anyway! OOPS.
Hugs, Teddy
Hari Om
…I still think this concept has merit. It’s the execution that needs some polishing!!! Thanks for my Tuesday morning cackle. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Lucky dogs, they got all the treats immediately! Poor the mama, don’t worry the idea was good, the glue was not.
You had a great idea! Keep making inventions and eventually one will work and make you a fortune!
First of all, you need two of them because you are two dogs, right? No one shares an advent calendar!
This falls under the category: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was a very good thought and effort! Love the pictures of the mama!
That was a good try by your mom but the best part is you got to enjoy her efforts early since all those goodies fell on the floor. BOL!
These DIY projects may be failures, but they never fail to make me laugh…
That sure had some potential boys!
The poor Mama’s project was foiled! The boys look happy down there on the floor cushion, napping with their Dad.
I worried as so as I read “DIY.” 🙂
janet
That rotten ole Grinch!
The only thing junk store glue is good for is to stick your cash in the junk store’s cash register.
Bol bol bol….nothing ventured nothing gained…You just never know sometimes the $$
stores can surprise you with something valuable
Hugs Cecilia
Oh well – the next project will be better. Love the pictures of your mama☺
just the way a dog likes it… why wait to eat treats? Worry about tomorrow later. I like the pic of Mark snuggling both puppies, holding one in each hand.
Er, grrrreat advice…
Well…at least you don’t have to search behind the secret doors anymore to find…nothing…exept the ones that you cleaned up…MOL😸Pawkisses for a wonderful day🐾😽💞
BOL! We don’t think one piddly little treat for the day is worth it anyway. Shred those Grinches! Another DIY project learning experience….
Those chocolates I’m sure were delicious. At least the crime scene clean-up crew was well paid.
We actually think it was a pretty clever idea!!! Too bad it didn’t work.
The Florida Furkids
Wait, doesn’t that mean Christmas came early for you boys?? 🙂
BOL!! What a extra funny DIY prawject! BOL!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
We thought it went better then expected. BOL! We didn’t get an advent calendar so you guys are ahead of us.
Oh well, at least she had the right idea – you need to paw at Dad to get her a box of really tasty chocolates, and while he is at it, a box of yummy treats for you two too.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
What a great idea Katty. I have been looking for a cat Pawlendar ad they can be very expensive ot shipping is out of this world.
Thanks I will look about our junk store.
Jean
It was a noble effort by your mom. And you got the treats. it seems like everything worked out just fine, if a little early.
Does this mean it’s Christmas?? Already? Where’s my gift? Where are the treats? Why is my stocking empty? Where’s Santa?? Gah!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Aaaand it’s already Christmas! All the treats are gone, right? 😂😂
Bad chocolate?? Is there such a thing?? BOL!
hugs
Mabel & Hilda
Oh, I thinks Ma has had some of that cheap, yucky chocolate befores! BOL! I congratulate you boyz on the clean up! FABulous job!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
MOL ! Our humans got a calendar with yucky chocolates too, so yucky that they were not even edible ! Purrs
I simply love ya’ll so much. Your DIY projects are the best.
Maybe the lesson here is Stop Going To The Junk Store! That candy was left over from last year ~ so if it did not sell the junk store buys it and sells it the next year.
Sweet William The Scot
EEKKKK Aunty Katty you shuud NOT eat stale out junky chocolate!! Efurr!!! You cuud have gotten pawsoned! Wee hope yore OKay. An Phenny an Neilson iss guud yore THE cleen-upss crew!
Hope yore dog treetss were fresher than THE junky chocolate!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma