BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…

… that is a funny ride, right?

Once some kids had too much time 

and so they planned a crazy crime.

They snitched pram wheels some planks and a bar

and ready was da soap box car.

The maiden ride was no great plus

Michael da idiot hit a bus.

He had a bump on the forehead for some weeks

and his mama blued his posterior  cheeks .

The other two kids were smarter than that boy

and there idea ended with absolute joy.

They asked an auto trainee and offered some cash

and got two fabulous mofas made from trash.

The furmilies of that two kids said FOR GOD’S SAKE!

that kids are really hard to take…..

…that kid was the mama and if she really pestered da whole kraal with a mofa, my condolonce to that inmates…

…hey wait a minute……. the population is not even 300 noses today in that kraal…maybe…

….dont say it… I can imagine why…hehehe

…. me toooooooooo….

Do you know that September 19th is da Talk Like A Pirate Day? Sure you know, right? So jump a board of da SS SHITANIC with having a fabulous pirates post on your blog that day…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

29 responses »

  1. weggieboy says:

    I remember the first Talk Like A Pirate day. I was working on a complex formula to sort out good from scrap process waste, one that several attempts fell sort of what I was trying for. I was on the verge of an epiphany on the direction to take the formula when the Human Resources Manager, who had a plastic sword and a kid’s pirate tricorn hat on, stopped by my work cubicle just at that point of solving my work problem. “Arrr! Today is ‘Talk Like A Pirate Day”” he said, talking something like a pirate. I lost the string of thought (which took the rest of the morning to recoup), and came very close to my version of talking like a pirate back with a big “Fuck You!” So close…. So close! I probably would have been fired if it’d come out.

  2. Oh we love Talk Like a Pirate Day……next week’s poetry day will be about pirates too! Your poem this week is wonderful – I bet you two weims could power up one of those bike-cars and ride all over your kraal barking a hello every morning. That’s better than an alarm clock right?

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Hari Om
    As ever, spilling the beans on your mama’s childhood shenanigans brought forth a fun poem! Dang, I already scheduled for the 19th… will ponder whether can tack something on. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. Love the poem! You guys always make us smile☺

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    We grabbed the badge and might try talking like pirates next week 🙂

  6. ‘and his mama blued his posterior cheeks .’
    BOL BOL that sure did bring a visual image to my Mind’s Eye
    Hugs Cecilia

  7. Your poem was great!!! We’ll be Meowing LIke Pirates next week!

    The Florida Furkids

  8. Brian Frum says:

    That was a cute poem boys! Hey, pirate day is always a fun one!!!

  9. lapaylor says:

    reminds me of a car on the tv show Murdoch Mysteries! Pirate day… hey I love a good pirate! I grew up in Tampa Florida where we have pirate weeks for Jose Gaspar with two parades! LeeAnna

  10. Kismet says:

    I’m here in the Sonoran Desert, looking for pirates to learn from.

  11. Mew mew mew what a GRATE poe-em youss rote Phenny an Neilson!
    Iss fun to rite funny poe-emss isn’t it??? Here iss mee funny poe-em! Hope youss’ like it!

    “Goin Nowhere”

    “If ‘angel’ Unkell Siddhartha were alive,
    hee wuud run rite out to take a drive!
    Hee loved to go zoomie zoom
    ’round THE buildin an inn efurry room!
    Butt when hee wuud see this iss a bike
    Hee wuud say “Mee-yow go take a hike!”
    Poor Unkell wuud have to ask LadyMum
    to take him on her walker an get off her bum!
    Sorry old bike you are NOT a car!
    So you will not bee goin very far…..
    With transport like this,
    Bike wee give you ‘a miss’!”

    bye BellaDharma
    Seppytemburr 2019

  12. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Your poems are always fun and make me laugh! I didn’t know what a mofa was so googled it, a moped.

  13. That image almost looks like a silver banana on wheels. No doubt driving in that ‘vehicle’ make for quite the ride!

  14. The Swiss Cats says:

    What a funny tiny car ! And what a cute poem ! Purrs

  15. Cupcake says:

    If and that’s a big IF your The Mama built a DIY car that worked, she would surely hit a bus, so that poem is funny, silly , and could easily be real!!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  16. Bella, Roxy and says:

    Don’t think that little car would fit two Weims….just sayin’.

  17. BOL!! You guys always tell such fun stories in your poems!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty
    PeeEss…We can’t wait for Talk like a Pirate day!!

  18. The OP Pack says:

    We laughed at the fun those boys had with their creative vehicle. But we keep wondering what you were chewing???

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  19. Jan K says:

    Your Mom’s colorful childhood provides for many a good poem! 🙂

  20. Lee and Phod says:

    Lady said she was a bit distracted by the ad about nail fungus on your blog. 😜🤣

  21. We love your poem and are always wondering if any part of the story is autobiographical of your momma.

  22. OMD! What a huge giggle we all just heard…and nearly *she* spat out her drink all over the confuser screen…BOL, BOL!!!

    Pirates day…yes lets do it!

  23. Lee says:

    The Mama was in that car? Why I bet with your Mama it got great gas mileage!
    Wills

  24. M. K. Clinton says:

    A soapbox car would have been fun! I didn’t realize it was almost Talk Like a Pirate Day!! We’lol put it in the news Monday.

  25. Isn’t it fun to be a kid and make crazy stuff and get hurt!

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