BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of FINAL FURRYDAY FICTION hosted by AUNTY YAM

today HOWLCULE PAWRIOT and da CAPTAIN PAWSTINKS solve another crime case and we picked:

… Salut mes amies, today the greatest detective of all times, Howlcule Pawriot, has  a special story for you , because it is a TRUE story and we need your help to find da evildoer…

…it was a dark and scary night as we walked through a forest …. and look what we saw !… a tree on the ground!

..we walked closer and suddenly the tree started to talk: Hi, I’m a poplar and popular here and my name is Cypress and I’m very sad . Someone spat something on the ground what was pure poison and now I feel broken…

…Sacre Bleu! what is so poisonous to bring such a popular poplar on da ground?

…. aaah regarde, Captain Pawstinks mes lunettes magiques show me da reason… And my rifle will do justice da Phenny … I mean Howlcule …

….there is puke on the ground ….. and sniff sniff sniff… from  RED BEANS!

…and that is the THIRD!!! time within one month that someone pukes on our way…. and always BEANS! two times we saw red beans and the furst time  we had white beans… and we even saw the suspect who puked while making  noises like a cesspool pump  while its  face looked red like a Baboon from behind…da suspect  drove a black VW Polo and is between 27 and 87 or so… it  has a beard what looks like the brushes of a vacuum cleaner  and its  name is probably Bean-occhio… sadly we couldn’t get that individual , because it  escaped as we came closer …

…. so we need your help mes amies…. have you seen that criminal ? There is a huge reward … 100.000 Bucks, that are no BEAN-nuts…

… da Phenny, I mean Howlcule…. why that pawson puked THREE times in our forest? I mean to say NO THANKS when someone offers  beans would be a solution too, right?

… that’s true Captain Pawstinks, but maybe that case is more complicated… it  can be a heritage vulture who has to please an old lady with eating her beans, maybe it  was sent by VW to kill the trees after their plot with da eggs-haust manipulation failed or maybe it is a has-BEAN who died from beans and haunts our kraal now, or it is a swede from last year they accidentally forgot on da field, or…

…aaaah wait a minute… that is too complicated! … oui n’est ce pas? … so we have to wait and to share da profile via social medias till someone will see that tree-killer…

….and while we wait we join da furryday Beano to rescue the other trees in our forrest ….

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY AND A GOOOOD WEEKEND

…and let’s keep those in our thoughts who are in the path of evil Dorian….

 

 

 

 

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

26 responses »

  1. Tree-killing beans! That’s a first 😀

  2. Leave it to you two investigators to try and find the perpetrator of this crime! BAN THE BEAN we say…..! Post signs everywhere and stay on the alert – perhaps you will catch the BEAN FIEND and stop him from leaving piles of partially digested beans on your path. GO GET ‘EM BOYS!

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. weggieboy says:

    Whew! Made my head swim keeping up with the deft detectiving dogs!

  4. Hari Om
    OMD… a phantom puker??? Whatefur next? Where would we be without the Weim-bros…errr… Pawriot and Pawstinks??? Love you guys and this mystery I hope will be resolved before long!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    We love your bean nochio! That made us laugh!

  6. With you two on the case, you’ll find that bean puker in no time! Especially with that very generous reward!

  7. OwyheeStar says:

    You are amazing…….amazing

  8. I am 87% sure you two handsome detectives will solve this mystery.
    FYI: I loved how you used poplar and popular!! You are handsome and clever…

    Well my Daddy had a saying about beans that I will share with you:
    beans beans a beautiful fruit, the more you eat, the more poot.
    Shame on the trail trashers folks like that mess up everyone’s Nature trek
    Hugs Cecilia

  9. Brian says:

    WOW boys, you discovered some real human beans!

  10. I wonder if there was alcohol involved!

  11. Kismet says:

    You missed a clue. Beans are frijoles and the perp is Mexican.

  12. lapaylor says:

    oh thank you for standing with us thru thick and thin and well you know. The story is intriguing… who is this offender? Why beans? Why a VW polo?

  13. It’s rare for us to ever see red beans, guys!

    Woofs,
    Ollie

  14. M. K. Clinton says:

    Oh dear! I’ve never heard of poison puke but back in my younger days, I probably puked some poison alcohol more than once. BOL!

  15. TeeHeeHee…What a funny story boyz…We are with you, ban beans!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  16. Well done with your crime story. We just never figured beans could be that dangerous. I hope you find the fool responsible.

  17. Oh ny goodness I am going to be lying awake at night, my brain frazzled by the complexity of this unsolved bean-related mystery…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  18. Bella, Roxy and says:

    Was it the poisonous red beans? Or the evil wind brought about by the rest of those beans………

  19. That was quite a story. We hope you boys eventually catch the perp so no more trees will suffer.

  20. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    What a mystery, but I am sure you great detectives will solve it.

  21. Jan K says:

    We do not have a clue, so we hope you smart detectives can get this figured out!!

  22. HOLY NACHO BREATH! I will never wants beans again!!!! yucks! Maybe some Pepto and a good shave is what that perp needs!
    Thank DoG you boyz are on the case!!
    Thanks for all the POTP boyz! It really helped me gets better!!!! ♥
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  23. Lee and Phod says:

    You guys are the best. You always make us smile.

  24. What a crazy storey Howlcule an Captin Pawstinkss….
    That Bean Man needss a guud paw whappin! UCKY…beanss all over THE place an yore poor popular Poplar!!!
    LadyMew sayas shee has to eat more stupid beanss an shee udnerstandss why Bean Man mite bee purgin himself butt still UCKY!!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  25. The beans might sprout though and grow new poplars that are even more popular. Or maybe a beanstalk, which would be cool too…

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