BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
…..ooooh it’s all rock n’ roll, right? ..or not?
Once a little girl had a dream
to become a rockstar who can sing and scream.
She wanted to learn a guitar to handle
to be a star as bright as a candle.
Her parents sadly did not agree
and send her to piano lessons for a huge fee.
The piano teacher was a witch
and at every lesson she turned into a b…
And the little girl was clueless and her talent was low
and she never could please that grumpy old cow.
Butt one day as the ole cow sees
that the little girl played while counting the keys,
she became super angry and started to shout
and kicked the ungifted rockstar out.
Her parents were pixxed and felt money-grief
but the little rockstar girl laughed: OH WHAT A RELIEF!
…that means the mama is no rockstar?
…no she isn’t… she can not play an instrument , nor can she sing… she can not even wear da Suzi Quattro memorial pants….
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Hari OM
BOL… oh you two do tease your mama so. Great poem though. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
You are all amazing… amazing. Thank you, Love, so much Love, nia
The Mama peaked too early. Miley Cyrus can’t sing, play an instrument, and wears awful clothes… and yet she’s a rock star. You don’t need talent these days, just a famous Daddy and a lot of $$$$$…
We do what we can do well, and do it better than most people. If Mom were 30 kilos heavier, she wouldn’t look that good in her pants!
Sad – the music lessons and the Hot Pants – just too sad.. :o)
Listen, The Mama: https://youtu.be/rsMGHzOQrps
Why do Moms insist on sending their kids off to do things that kids don’t wanna do?????? My Mom also did the piano lesson thing – she didn’t get kicked out of class but she really HATED recitals. We think your Mama is a rock star no matter what because she has managed to SORT OF keep you two Weims under control at your shows and in the house (well….sometimes) so that indeed is a STAR quality!
Hugs, Teddy
Clapping and giggling and saying WOW!!
Dad of Madi says he can’t even write a poem in English. We are always 187% amazed and delighted by yours each week. They are wonderful!!! Bravo Bravo Bravo
The thorn in my side as a child was Accordion…my parents LOVED Lawrence Welk
I think they expected me to learn to play like the guy on that show but I barely played as well as a monkey.
Hugs Cecilia
I think momma is a super rockstar!!!
Who says da mama is no rockstar?! Of course she is!! I took piano lessons as a child, too. I didn’t mind playing it; I just hated having to practice playing songs I didn’t even like.
We love your poem and are wondering if it might be a autobiographical poem about your mom.
It’s hard to do a strolling serenatde while playtin a piano.
That really was seriously fun boys, ya done good!
Gram insisted that mom take organ lessons when she was in elementary school but mom wanted to be playing outside and having fun instead so those lessons failed in a hurry.
TeeHeeHee…we bet your Mama was relieved to not have to go to that mean ole B…!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
You guys always make me laugh. 🙂
BOL! We think you’re channeling your inner Roald Dahl!
We love your “based on a true story” poems!! However, we have to disagree. It looks to us like your Mom CAN wear the pants….it’s un-wearing them that might be a problem!! BOL
The Suzy Quatto reference and the picture are priceless.
Don’t feel bad. Our mom can’t sing either but still tries. BOL!
The Suzie Quattro pants never looked so good. Your mama can join my band anytime. We can carry our tunes in a sack. 🎸
Ha! That is one way to get out of piano lessons. Just suck at it.
Love and licks,
Cupcake