so yesterday da Phenny told da news and today I do it….

…see there were two giant snails in da garden and the one who says he is a smart virgo ate both! Including da shell and later…

….careful now, da Nelly… could be that you end in deepest hell today…..

..bah! Who cares, that story is too good to keep it in my socks…. so da smart virgo ate da snails and then he puket in da bed… and all over me and the mama and the dad… and that was so horrible disgusting to pick up da mashed snails that the mama turned as green as our chewing bones while changing da bedding at 3 am… while I ate only pigeon poop what  left me the next day da normal way…

.. so now efurrybuddy knows what you did da Phenny hahaha!…….. pfff …ole tatteltale…

…and just between us that is pitiful to turn into  da niagara falls from only two escargots… specially  for a french pup……




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

32 responses »

  1. Oh, Wow, Niagara falls?? How about Mount Vesuvius!! BOL!

    POTP , Neilson! And to those who had to cean it up..I sned you some of my good doo-doo pick up bags, BOL!

    BTW, you might need all the gushing H2O from those falls to clean up, eh?

    Hope you’re feeling less inclined to repeat that anytime soon…your peeps need their sleep! And no more rumbles in your tummy let alone a meal of yard snails. Don’t think they are like the prized French Escargot.

    Benji has the runny squirts lately…from noshing on unmentionables in the yard…actually he won’t tell what he eats to make that happen…there are like a million little poo bombs. UGH. And Sh@#@%t when *she* steps into those…

    We had a good giggle ant the ceiling lamp installation procedure,and the new car is terrific…but no Porsche or BMW odor Mercedes, eh?? BOL!

  2. Hari OM
    ……blargh…….okay, just your description was enough for things to turn greenish-yellow this side, Nelly. blargh… oh excuse me… hugs and wag,s YAM-aunty xxx

  3. Uhoh……escargot might be a good snack for some but obviously not for others! I suggest you stick with chewing bones and not crunchy yard escargot – I’m sure when you swallowed them you hadn’t thought about how icky it could be to bring them back up again in bits and pieces! Lesson learned???????

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. Zoolatry says:

    It is not quite 6 a.m. here where we are. We have just woken up and come online. I am truly sorry that I chose to link over to this posting … I did not … REPEAT … did NOT need to begin my day READING about 3 a.m. pupchucking snail remains.
    Now, if you will excuse me, please, I am heading to the “head” as I am about to do the very same thing …
    ugh, uh, ugh, er, uh ………….gag ………

  5. Your poor Mama. I was turning green just reading about it.

  6. My GBGV Life says:

    Ewww…snails! They seem so creepy. I can’t believe he ate them! Sorry about the puking mess, it sounds really bad.

  7. Sorry that I’m laughing but what a horrible thing for both of you and those having to clean up the mess!! I’ll pass on both snails, raw or cooked, and pigeon poop! 🤮😝


  8. Yikes! I’m very lucky my two don’t eat many things that make them puke, however they do like to roll in gross stuff 🤢🤢🤢

  9. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor Mama. I think I wouldn’t have had the stomach to do it. I can’t eat escargot either.. ick!

  10. say what????? so that means next time you should cook them before you eat them??

  11. Brian says:

    Yuck, you’re really a luck doggie, it could have been lots worse silly boy.

  12. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no Escargot on the shell not the way to do it for sure…next time Da Smart Virgo needs to de shell it first
    Hugs Cecilia

  13. We’ve never tried the snails in our yard but now we know not to do it.

  14. Thats is gross. Your poor mommy I hope she is ok and
    finally got some sleep with the clean bed.

  15. OMD…Mama is turning green just thinking about it…we have never tried escargots, and Mama is pretty sure she is going to make sure we never do!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  16. Your poor peeps. Maybe you should pass on the escargots from now on.

  17. lapaylor says:

    hard enough to eat covered in garlic butter… and the shells? Oy!

  18. Yikes! Now I know why this fellow Virgoan became a vegetarian. Hope you feel better soon. There are such other lovely things to nosh on. That won’t wake the whole family up in the middle of the night.

  19. Oh no! Not on the bed! Gross! Once in a while, my cat Mollie who sleeps at the foot of the bed will toss a hairball but it’s at the end of the bed so I wait until it’s time to get up to clean it up. I never thought I’d be able to sleep with a hairball but as long as it’s nowhere near me I’m good. Now puking on the humans, that’s totally different!

  20. The OP Pack says:

    Next time Mom needs to help da Phenny get those shells off so he can enjoy delicious escargot. Lightning was playing nose bump with a caterpillar on our driveway this morning. He just kept nudging him along and never tried to eat him – we think the furriness tickled his snooter:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  21. Poor Phenny!! Hope you – and da mama – are feeling better by now!! All we have around our house are slugs and they’re even more gross than escargots! Thank goodness none of my girls have ever been interested in taste-testing them!

  22. Jan K says:

    Ugh…that’s awful!! Bird poop is far safer, trust me, I know since we have our own bird poop factories and Luke is quite excited about that! It amazes me there are never any bad results from that…..

  23. Bella, Roxy and says:

    Probably better out than in! Wonder if Pheeny will remember next time.

  24. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Uh oh, no more eating l’escargot for you!

  25. Lee and Phod says:

    So the dogs in France don’t eat the escargot?

  26. Cupcake says:

    Those snails look more like turtles! They’re too big to eat. Plus they must be a hundred years old to grow so huge. Yikes! Shells and all. This may have been bad decision making… Feel better soon, buddy.

    Love and licks,

  27. Oh boy, that does not sound good at all. My sister Blake once did that with cat poop. What a revolting development

  28. Idaho PugRanch says:

    eeewww we got the uckies just thinking about that!
    Mabel & Hilda

  29. Kismet says:

    French cuisine, what’s the problem? No enough garlic?

  30. M. K. Clinton says:

    Ugh! That’s why Mom refuses to eat da escargot! Feel better!

  31. Poor food service is so bad.
    (Molly says watch out for the seagull splatters, too)

  32. Mew mew mew Phenny THE Ess-car-go ess-cargot you!! Maybee THE snails shuud have been cooked??
    Wee hope you are all bettur now an that Aunty Katty iss not havin a nervuss brakedown with you 2 Wild Weimss!!!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

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