BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new round of FINAL FURRYDAY FICTION hosted by AUNTY YAM
today HOWLCULE PAWRIOT and da CAPTAIN PAWSTINKS solve another crime case and we picked:
CARDS CARROTS ON THE TABLE
twas a scary and dark night where owls cried and da wind howled around our crib…
… as someone named the mama needed our assistance in a case of missing carrots she had on da table…. That client claimed she counted 87 carrots butt as she left da room and came back she found only 35 or something of that carrots… the rest was gone without a trace….
…. bien sure! that is a case for da greatest detective of all time Howlcule Pawriot and I sent my assistant da Captain Pawstinks immediately to count that carrots on da table… butt sadly that was une idee fatale because he counted onetwelfeightysix …
…zut alors! ….. quelle misere, to do all things alone … and there are trente-cinq carrots not one more or less… sacre bleu!
and if we had 87 carrots once and count only 35 that means that some more are missing exactement that moment as someone counted ontetwelfeightysix , because there is a difference you can only explain with mathematique delicate… that means if we pull da root from 87 and add 35 what we divide with onetwelfeightysix and take da half of it away but multiplicate it with a tenth of da total of 87 we will get 28 what makes no sense because we need 35… so we generously add 7 without da 8 from 87 and viola… it completely works out… savvy Captain Pawstinks?
..umm umm umm… naaaah…. listen da Phenny I mean Howlcule, the thing is that I can only count to ten so I tried to eat all other carrots butt it didn’t work because carrots are no bones and they run not as fast into the belly of a dog.. so I sadly could not find out how much carrots are on that table and so I invented a number I saw once as the mama did the tax stuff so I thought that is something good… and there also was someone who looked like me butt wasn’t me and that someone threw da carrots from da table and in da bed of the dad because that someone thought it is good to shred something at night …..
…. Captain Pawstinks… sometimes da greatest detective of all time Howlcule Pawriot has headaches… BIG headaches….
HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY AND A GREAT WEEKEND ALL