BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of FINAL FURRYDAY FICTION hosted by AUNTY YAM

today HOWLCULE PAWRIOT and da CAPTAIN PAWSTINKS solve another crime case and we picked:

CARDS CARROTS ON THE TABLE

twas a scary and dark night where owls cried and da wind howled around our crib…

… as someone named the mama needed our assistance in a case of missing carrots she had on da table…. That client claimed she counted 87 carrots butt as she left da room and came back she found only 35 or something of that carrots… the rest was gone without a trace….

nom-ber eight, nom-ber 12, nom-ber 26…

…. bien sure! that is a case for da greatest detective of all time Howlcule Pawriot and I sent my assistant da Captain Pawstinks immediately to count that carrots on da table… butt sadly that was une idee fatale because  he counted  onetwelfeightysix …

…zut alors! ….. quelle misere, to do all things alone … and there are trente-cinq  carrots not one more or less… sacre bleu!

and if we had 87 carrots once and count only 35 that means that some more are missing exactement that moment as someone counted ontetwelfeightysix , because there is a difference you can only explain with mathematique delicate…  that means if we pull da root from 87 and add 35 what we divide with onetwelfeightysix and take da half of it away but multiplicate it with a tenth of da total of 87 we will get 28 what makes no sense because we need 35… so we generously add 7 without da 8 from 87 and viola… it completely works out… savvy Captain Pawstinks?

..umm umm umm… naaaah…. listen da Phenny I mean Howlcule, the thing is that I can only count to ten so I tried to eat all other carrots butt it didn’t work because carrots are no bones and they run not as fast into the belly of a dog.. so I sadly could not find out how much carrots are on that table and so I invented  a number I saw once as the mama did the tax stuff so I thought that is something good… and there also was someone who looked like me butt wasn’t me and that someone threw da carrots from da table and in da bed of the dad because that someone thought it is good to shred something at night …..

…. Captain Pawstinks… sometimes da greatest detective of all time Howlcule Pawriot has headaches… BIG headaches….

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY AND A GREAT WEEKEND ALL

 

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

34 responses »

  1. OMD!! You have us spinning in our brains…and there are no carrots in there to count, either, BOL!

  2. All that mathematical talk has me totally confused and I suspect that’s just what you wanted your Mama to be – confused! Carrots obviously were disappearing as soon as they were put on the counter and there’s only TWO GREY EXPLANATIONS for that! Confess to being carrot-stealers as well as detectives and I think your Mama will reward you with the REST of those carrots!

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Zoolatry says:

    Tho math is not our bestest subject, we calculate 52 carrots went missing, which means you each maybe got 26 in your pockets … or in your bellies. If’n they are in your bellies,
    well, as the old saying goes, “you never saw a rabbit wearing glasses”, so y’all can be
    sure your eyesight is OK at least for the near future … Eat More Carrots!

  4. My GBGV Life says:

    If we were missing carrots, we would have a party and celebrate as none of us are carrot lovers, including our mom. If they are cooked into something they may sneak into our mouths, but otherwise, carrots are for rabbits, right?

  5. One of your best!!! Signed, Hercule Poirot…….

  6. My math skills can be sketchy too BUT at least Carrots are said to be good for the eyes so whomever was the thief has xray vision now.
    Hugs Cecilia

  7. OMC that is way too difficult for us!!

    The Florida Furkids

  8. Edie Chase says:

    It was nice of “someone” to share with the Dad. It’s kind of like breakfast in bed, but with dinner foods.

  9. I loved your story and I love carrots too! Mom uses the vege peeler and ribbons them into my dinner every single day.

  10. You two are the cutest detectives around, but your math could use some work. Although, why would your mama need 87 carrots to begin with? That’s a lot of carrots! Someone did her a favor by reducing the number.

  11. That was quite a mysterious tale you told today boys. We hope whoever ate all those carrots didn’t get a tummy ache.

  12. You guys are too funny. My gang would steal carrots, they love them.

  13. Kismet says:

    It reminds my peep of the time as kids the sister had a friend over and stayed for dinner. The guest asked, “What are those orange things?”. She was told that they were carrots. “But those can’t be carrots-carrots are black”. I guess Miss Dingleberry was the cook at her place.

  14. We carrot a lot about your mysteries solved!
    (RC Cat sniffs “Only a dog would consider eating a carrot.” Molly Malmute says, “Speak for yourself – I ain’t even gonna consider carrots worthy of burying. They are only useful for rabbit lures…..”)

  15. Brian says:

    Those crazy carrot crimes confuse completely!

  16. I flunked math! I just love to put carrots on the grill. Give me lots of carrots!

  17. My takeaway was that there are carrots in the bed. Oh dear.

  18. lapaylor says:

    what a great story, you’re best yet in my humble opinion. Inspectors! Hats off to the mama!

  19. Agatha Christie’s publisher should be afraid of the competition-you guys pen great stories!

  20. OMD…Way too much math!! That would give us headaches too!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  21. The OP Pack says:

    We think we might need to send our teacher Mom your way to help you with your math skills:) But better still, we all love carrots, so we will come and help you make them disappear.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  22. Too funny!!!! I can’t wait until they find the carrots in the bed!!!!

  23. We thought for a while that, maybe Vidock and Violette had snuck into your house and stolen your carrots!

    Woofs,
    Ollie

  24. Bella, Roxy and says:

    Yep, that’s the kind of maths SHE does…..

  25. hari OM
    BBwwwhahahahha – OMD I giggled all the way through this one – bravo boyz!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx (who is late to that table because Blogger b****** things up…)

  26. Gosh Phenny, er I mean Howlcule, who knew you were a genius level mathematician too, as well as a top flight detective?!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  27. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Apart from the fact that there are less carrots than there should be, I am totally confused.

  28. Howlcule, 10 carrots is enough for anybody. Whetger there are 87 in that ten is hard to say.

    Shoko

  29. If you cut the 35 carrots in half you will have 70 carrots. Cut another 17 in half and you have 87. Viola.a

  30. That’s funny, boys. Solving a mystery with hard-to-follow math. How smart is that! xox Xena and Lucy

  31. M. K. Clinton says:

    Math makes our heads hurt but we LOVE carrots. Mom said we could not be trusted to guard her carrots either/ What is she implying?!?!

  32. Jan K says:

    That seems like some funny math, and we worry that that is what your Mom used on her taxes. We, however, will not tell! 🙂

  33. Charles Huss says:

    I see you have mastered the new math.

  34. Deziz World says:

    OMC We don’t do math. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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