BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new epawsode of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures….look what they found for this week…
…uiiiii that looks wet huh?
Once a little girl was on a howliday trip
and a part of that was a cruise with a ship.
The ship was rusty and old and in no good shape
the most parts were glued with paint and tape.
But nevertheless it they entered the open sea
and the people aboard felt happy and free.
A sturm came up and the waves were high
as the ole helm of that floating coffin started to die.
Immediately the waves grabbed the old steamer
and the little girl turned into a puking screamer.
And a lot of the people puked with her
and all feared to die- oh deeer!
But shortly before they landed in Arielles club,
da coast guards came and picked them up.
Da little girl swore and promised after that trip
never to put a paw on a ship.
And if that had happened to her as an adult,
she would sue the sh… out of the ships owner, yes she would!
….we better don’t go on a ship, right? ….never dude…. neeeeever….
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
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Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Ha ha, you’re so good.
HAHA! Well, if something like that EVER happened to us we’d feel the same way for sure. Still this is a truly EPIC pawem – very scary story but can’t say that I blame you for wanting to stay away from anything that floats (or even ALMOST floats!).
Bailie has been on boat rides and says it is fun. Mom would like to take us kayaking or in a canoe. We will see if that ever happens.
OH my dogs the definition of a trip for He!!
Poor little girl has my sympathy and I 100% understand.
There have been a few cruise ships of late experiencing similar fates.
OhMyGosh that sounds exactly like our “cruise from hell” back in 1995! Never again!
That would put you off for sure. I’ve been whitewater rafting twice in the distant past and loved it, but a sinking ship would NOT appeal!
All four paws on dry land is my rule.
This sounds like a personal experience. Hmmmm….
Bwahaha! That is a great poem. I hope that never happens on any of the cruises we go on!
That was fun boys and yes, the lawyers would be circling!
No boats or rafts for us either, boys. We will keep our feets firmly on the shore!
I do my white water rafting in my water dish.
Going on a cruise has never held much interest for me. I’d rather fly – or drive – to wherever I’m going so I can spend as much time as I want doing what I want.
Great poem today – as always – boys!!
Holiday terrors indeed! Park it at the park instead.
Oh dear, we sure hope that poetic tale is not really true – we don’t think our Mom would go on a ship again if that happened to her. But she has very fond memories of a couple of wonderful cruises, and she longs for another one.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
You never fail to impress us with your pawetic skills, boys!
That would have been my last cruise too!! I saw a cruise ship is being denied port because a crew member has measles!! My feet are staying in the ground.
Ha! Ha! That’s hilarious, P. That would definitely be cause for a lawsuit!
Love and licks,
That’s amazing. You were obviously on my last cruise.
We’re with you, mates….NO SHIPS!
Oh boy what a experience but sorry I loved reading your poem.
That sure sounds like a scary boat trip.
The puking screaming made us smile
Puking screamer!! Bol! Not a fun boat ride at all !
OH DEAR! I thinks you Boyz have the right idea…never go on a boat with your Moms! BOL!!!
BOL, great poem!
What about a little boat? Would you go on that? Angel Lexi loved her little boat and spent a lot of sunny days on it with Mommy? xox Xena
444 pawss upss Phenny an Neilson!! Heelareeus poe-em!!!
Guess it’s not worth it, even if you could end up rich! 🙂
Whew…we think we will stay away from ships too!!
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
We’ll be waving at that boat from the shoreline. 👋🏼
We’re wioth ya’ll, no ships fur us. MOL Big hugs
Dezi and Raena