BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures, for this week the two ginger boys found this photo:

…oh boy… that reminds us of something what really happened in our crib. We normally promised each other never to talk about that embarrassing moment, butt we think it is worth to share it with friends…

Once the mama played Keno that friggin’ game

what ended not with a win but with shame.

Here you need 10 right numbers to win something good

but you can win with 0 right numbers too when you’re in da mood.

The mama picked 10 numbers, they all were wrong,

that’s no wonder because math&numbers are for the mama too strong.

Butt our dad cheered and applauded and said Oh Shucks!

with 0 right numbers you won 10k bucks!!!

The mama was over the moon and whatever

she never thought to get da new car moneeh so fast together.

And while da  dad rushed to pick up da win

in the small ads the mama jumped in.

She found 87 cars or maybe more

and suddenly the dad stand in da door.

He made a face like cone sugar in a thunderstorm

and the mama smelled the rat and the worm.

The dad said sorry 10 k wasn’t the win

I misread the rules before I went in.

Butt don’t be sad you won something too

fabulous 2 euros  isn’t that the clou?

The mama got a laughing fit

and said 2 euros? whatever!  f.. it!

Lightly it comes, lightly it goes

specially with that two gambling pro’s…

…we better shred all lottery tickets keno and bingo sheets… before the next non-winning ticket appears in our crib…

…imagine the mama had called all that 87 car dealers for an appoinment before the dad was back…

…then she would be in the next epawsode of “Snapped” that’s for sure… butt fortunately this happened on a sunday and she couldn’t disgrace da whole clan…

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

29 responses »

  1. Oopsie…yup, petcretary has not evfur won any $$ with tickets like that…come to think of it, she hasn’t won money from anything!

    It was fun to have a dream for a bit, though, right?! Now no-one will try to do anything out of envy for your win and not theirs:)

  2. Well, we thought you were going to say that the Mama had already bought that car 😀

  3. Uhoh……close call ! Would have been swell for that “dream” to be “real” but it’s also a good thing Dad figured out it wasn’t time to go car shopping after all! We knew we’d probably hear some fun stories from this photo – this is a WHOPPER. Thanks for being pawets with us!

    Hugs, teddy

  4. cecilia says:

    🤪🤪🤪😸😸🥰🥰🐾🐾😻😻that was funny you should feel no shame you nailed poetry even ifyoudidnot win 10k
    Hugs cecilia

  5. Hari OM
    Bwwhahahah… that gambling’s for schmucks, yeah? Then again, you can’t win it if you ain’t in it! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Brian says:

    Bravo, bravo, bravo to you, the shredder twins!

  7. My GBGV Life says:

    We are waiting to win our fortune in the lottery, but our Mom won’t play. She says it is a waste of money and she would never win anyway. Your mom at least tries.

  8. Princess Leah says:

    Hehe, similar thingy happened to my Dad at work, a Lady was finking she’d won loadsa money only to have won 2p, funny if you’re not the peep expecting millions!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  9. Anonymous says:

    Oh Dear1 That is a sad story!

    Mini-Woofs,
    Ollie

  10. Whoops!!! It was nice while it lasted

  11. Oh dear! At least she had a few moments of feeling like the winner!

  12. That was a great poem and story. Our mom plays the big lottery every once in a while but the most she has ever won was $4 which she used to buy more non-winning tickets. BOL!

  13. Kismet says:

    That isn’t Keno, it is Bingo. Don’t get in the way of the little old ladies and their Bingo game.

  14. That’s enough to buy some trashure from the junk store or to have a baking failure with signature! Win-win!

  15. LP says:

    We think your maman is an optimist! She will win one day!!;p
    Boys, Avalon also loves to shred things . . . are you by chance related?!! Heeheehee.

    the critters in the cottage xo

  16. while I am sorry Mama didn’t win, the poem was too funny!!! I play a 4 digit number EVERY SINGLE DAY TWICE A DAY and the number hasn’t fallen in about 4 years……now THAT’S STUPID!!

  17. Charles Huss says:

    I sometimes buy lottery tickets for my wife but I need to stop because they are almost always defective and just try returning a defective ticket.

  18. The OP Pack says:

    Well, that was a real bummer. We think your Mama should try, try again and maybe she will succeed!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  19. Jan K says:

    You boys have the right idea!! Gambling never ends well for us either. 🙂

  20. I guess you can’t pile up two Euros on the floor and roll around in all that moneeh…

  21. Mew mew mew what a grate poe–em Neilson an Phenny!!! LadyMew thott shee won $1,000.00 on a scratchy Bingo tickit! Shee went to THE store all happy an came back with a scowl on her face….shee too can not count so guud…..shee won $10.00….
    Too funny rite???
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  22. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    LOL! That poem told a good story.

  23. Lee and Phod says:

    We keep hoping to win on such a thing. Think of the treats lady could buy!

  24. Marsha Gay says:

    “He made a face like cone sugar in a thunderstorm” –
    That’s brilliant

  25. BOL!! Great poem boyz!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  26. Idaho PugRanch says:

    haha! good poem
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  27. Deziz World says:

    MOL Ya’ll are to funny. Sorry your mommy didn’t win. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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