BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new round of Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures, for this week the two ginger boys found this photo:
…oh boy… that reminds us of something what really happened in our crib. We normally promised each other never to talk about that embarrassing moment, butt we think it is worth to share it with friends…
Once the mama played Keno that friggin’ game
what ended not with a win but with shame.
Here you need 10 right numbers to win something good
but you can win with 0 right numbers too when you’re in da mood.
The mama picked 10 numbers, they all were wrong,
that’s no wonder because math&numbers are for the mama too strong.
Butt our dad cheered and applauded and said Oh Shucks!
with 0 right numbers you won 10k bucks!!!
The mama was over the moon and whatever
she never thought to get da new car moneeh so fast together.
And while da dad rushed to pick up da win
in the small ads the mama jumped in.
She found 87 cars or maybe more
and suddenly the dad stand in da door.
He made a face like cone sugar in a thunderstorm
and the mama smelled the rat and the worm.
The dad said sorry 10 k wasn’t the win
I misread the rules before I went in.
Butt don’t be sad you won something too
fabulous 2 euros isn’t that the clou?
The mama got a laughing fit
and said 2 euros? whatever! f.. it!
Lightly it comes, lightly it goes
specially with that two gambling pro’s…
…we better shred all lottery tickets keno and bingo sheets… before the next non-winning ticket appears in our crib…
…imagine the mama had called all that 87 car dealers for an appoinment before the dad was back…
…then she would be in the next epawsode of “Snapped” that’s for sure… butt fortunately this happened on a sunday and she couldn’t disgrace da whole clan…
HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL
Oopsie…yup, petcretary has not evfur won any $$ with tickets like that…come to think of it, she hasn’t won money from anything!
It was fun to have a dream for a bit, though, right?! Now no-one will try to do anything out of envy for your win and not theirs:)
Well, we thought you were going to say that the Mama had already bought that car 😀
we need only 9998 euros to the two we still have LOL
Uhoh……close call ! Would have been swell for that “dream” to be “real” but it’s also a good thing Dad figured out it wasn’t time to go car shopping after all! We knew we’d probably hear some fun stories from this photo – this is a WHOPPER. Thanks for being pawets with us!
Hugs, teddy
🤪🤪🤪😸😸🥰🥰🐾🐾😻😻that was funny you should feel no shame you nailed poetry even ifyoudidnot win 10k
Hugs cecilia
Hari OM
Bwwhahahah… that gambling’s for schmucks, yeah? Then again, you can’t win it if you ain’t in it! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Bravo, bravo, bravo to you, the shredder twins!
We are waiting to win our fortune in the lottery, but our Mom won’t play. She says it is a waste of money and she would never win anyway. Your mom at least tries.
Hehe, similar thingy happened to my Dad at work, a Lady was finking she’d won loadsa money only to have won 2p, funny if you’re not the peep expecting millions!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh Dear1 That is a sad story!
Mini-Woofs,
Ollie
Whoops!!! It was nice while it lasted
Oh dear! At least she had a few moments of feeling like the winner!
That was a great poem and story. Our mom plays the big lottery every once in a while but the most she has ever won was $4 which she used to buy more non-winning tickets. BOL!
That isn’t Keno, it is Bingo. Don’t get in the way of the little old ladies and their Bingo game.
That’s enough to buy some trashure from the junk store or to have a baking failure with signature! Win-win!
We think your maman is an optimist! She will win one day!!;p
Boys, Avalon also loves to shred things . . . are you by chance related?!! Heeheehee.
the critters in the cottage xo
while I am sorry Mama didn’t win, the poem was too funny!!! I play a 4 digit number EVERY SINGLE DAY TWICE A DAY and the number hasn’t fallen in about 4 years……now THAT’S STUPID!!
I sometimes buy lottery tickets for my wife but I need to stop because they are almost always defective and just try returning a defective ticket.
Well, that was a real bummer. We think your Mama should try, try again and maybe she will succeed!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
You boys have the right idea!! Gambling never ends well for us either. 🙂
I guess you can’t pile up two Euros on the floor and roll around in all that moneeh…
Mew mew mew what a grate poe–em Neilson an Phenny!!! LadyMew thott shee won $1,000.00 on a scratchy Bingo tickit! Shee went to THE store all happy an came back with a scowl on her face….shee too can not count so guud…..shee won $10.00….
Too funny rite???
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
LOL! That poem told a good story.
We keep hoping to win on such a thing. Think of the treats lady could buy!
BINGO! 🂡
“He made a face like cone sugar in a thunderstorm” –
That’s brilliant
BOL!! Great poem boyz!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
haha! good poem
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
MOL Ya’ll are to funny. Sorry your mommy didn’t win. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena