BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angels Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures…. look what interesting thing they found:

…the mama said that reminds her of an ex-boyfriend she dated once many moons ago in da 80’s…

Once around the time of carnival

the mama planned to go to a ball.

To come in a clawstume was the obligation

and the mama did some investigation,

before she decided to go as a nun

and her boyfriend had the order as a monk there to  run.

But  he was an idiot and came as ALF

wrapped in thick fur like a fattened calf.

The mama was pixxed, that is no fun

to be paired with an alien when you go as a nun.

In the ballroom later there was a heat

no wonder that the Alf-guy started to sweat.

He also was not able to digest the drinks in his claw

because of the Alf-head, he drank with a straw.

With the  heat, the booze and the food his tummy ballooned

and at the end the whole guy swooned.

And so this wonderful carnival ball

endet in ER after all.

And after the mama waited the whole night, still dressed as a nun

she decided that life without Alf is much more fun.

And the moral even after so much time:

Insubordination is an unforgiveable crime.

… and we hope our dad got that broad hint….

HAVE A TREMENDOUS THURSDAY ALL

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

34 responses »

  1. It would have been a shame had the doctors at the hospital saw an alien come in and then had ALF sent to Area 51. That would have solved the problem boyfriend right there…

  2. Phenny, we’re thinking that it’s maybe time for the mama to let this one go?

  3. Oh no! What an interesting duo they made – in fact it sounds like a horror movie title “Alf And The Nun”….! Too bad Alf wound up in the ER but something tells us that even if he had dressed up as a Monk as planned, he would STILL have had too much spiked punch and disaster would still have arrived.

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. cecilia says:

    Oh my word you gave my mind’s eye a vivid picture of this most amusing event. Alf was surely a bad choice and how wise to let him run off into a tree somewhere
    Hugs Cecilia

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    At least the dude went as Alf and not a squirrel! Was she expecting him to go as a priest?

  6. Brian Frum says:

    Oh my boys, that was a fun one…at least for us, maybe not the Mom!

  7. Hari Om
    BOL… oh I do love how these images trigger memories of the mama for you to share with us so lyrically!!! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. Alf and the nun? That was the couple of the century!

  9. You guys look like your having a grand time! I’ve been MIA for awhile. Happy New Year!

  10. So funny! I had a nun costume for many years and found that people were nicer to me. They couldn’t be sure if I was the right thing or not. Didn’t want to take a chance I’d send them to hell. It was the 80’s. 🙂

  11. OMD, who would be sick enough to dress as a giant tree rat?!?!

  12. Alf and the Nun. Bad combo. Heat and the Alf suit. Also a bad combo.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  13. lapaylor says:

    a nun huh? that’s funny and the ER staff must have thought he was on his last legs to have a nun with him!

  14. M. K. Clinton says:

    I wish I’d have seen the doctor in the ER with Alf came in with a nun!! I love the picture. LOL!

  15. Sounds like your mama dodged a major bullet with the ALF character. She did much better with your papa.

  16. total lee un post related…we CRACKED UP at yur commint over at evil squirrel two day !!! good one 🙂 ♥♥

  17. Kismet says:

    Those Alien Life Forms can’t hold their booze.

  18. ALF probably wasn’t used to the earthly atmosphere….or booze!

    The Florida Furkids

  19. Jan K says:

    We bet the Dad figured that one out a long time ago!! 🙂

  20. Wow that sounded like a winner guy! Glad you found mark.

  21. I think this one falls under the “you’ve gotta kiss a lot of frogs ” category. BTW, you boys should pay attention to the “insubordination” claws, LOL.

  22. The OP Pack says:

    That was one fantastic poem, Phenny and Nellie. We are having a hard time picturing your Mama as a nun – BOL!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  23. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    That poem made me laugh a lot, and even more when I pictured Alf and a nun together!

  24. Nun so wise to walk away – far away!

  25. Mew mew mew~ BellaDharma
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!~ Sherri-Ellen

  26. Deziz World says:

    Great poem as always boys. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  27. BOL…Your Mama has the best stories!!!
    Great poem boyz!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  28. Isn’t this like the “a nun and Alf walk into a bar” joke?

  29. Idaho PugRanch says:

    that was an odd couple for sure!!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  30. What a great poem and story to go with that picture. You sure paint your own picture with your words.

  31. Charlee: “Alf? Isn’t that the alien who liked to eat cats?”
    Chaplin: “Your mom made a good call there, Phenny!”

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