BON CHEW & COWCOW
to a new round of Angels Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton in pigtures…. look what interesting thing they found:
…the mama said that reminds her of an ex-boyfriend she dated once many moons ago in da 80’s…
Once around the time of carnival
the mama planned to go to a ball.
To come in a clawstume was the obligation
and the mama did some investigation,
before she decided to go as a nun
and her boyfriend had the order as a monk there to run.
But he was an idiot and came as ALF
wrapped in thick fur like a fattened calf.
The mama was pixxed, that is no fun
to be paired with an alien when you go as a nun.
In the ballroom later there was a heat
no wonder that the Alf-guy started to sweat.
He also was not able to digest the drinks in his claw
because of the Alf-head, he drank with a straw.
With the heat, the booze and the food his tummy ballooned
and at the end the whole guy swooned.
And so this wonderful carnival ball
endet in ER after all.
And after the mama waited the whole night, still dressed as a nun
she decided that life without Alf is much more fun.
And the moral even after so much time:
Insubordination is an unforgiveable crime.
… and we hope our dad got that broad hint….